Abominations - Squishy and Warm edition

[Anonymous No.2709269]

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[Anonymous No.2709271]

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[Anonymous No.2709276]

>>2709271
The after sex piss could be part of the shared experience...

[Anonymous No.2709551]

>>2709271
Some shits really require a toilet-side bed.

[Anonymous No.2710677]

[Anonymous No.2711831]

[Anonymous No.2711864]

>>2711831
This is very simple. The electrician came for a service upgrade and they routed the wire this way. They asked the owner about the downspout and was told to just cut it, and that they will find a way around it.

[Smurf_fag No.2714554]

[Anonymous No.2714562]

>>2709271
Floor needs carpeting, otherwise not too bad.

[Anonymous No.2714568]

>>2709271
>>2714562
Microwave, mini fridge and a sweet gayming system and I imagine this would unironically be better than 90% of 4chan domiciles...

[Anonymous No.2714575]

>>2714568
I would use an additional kettle for the ramen, but otherwise, yeah, why not.

[Anonymous No.2714580]

>>2714554
That's actually amazing; definitely over the top but I've done tons of work on places like that from the 1920's-30s and that tile is as well made and installed as you'll ever see, all laid on a 2" mortar bed with wire lath reinforcement.
I get that some people wouldn't want to live with it but that was not a diy or cheap tract house job, it was high end luxury that cost serious money and took remarkable skill to do.

[Anonymous No.2714608]

>>2714580
This. It would be a crime to demo that.

[Anonymous No.2714639]

>>2714554
oooooh, thats nice

[Anonymous No.2714640]

>>2711831
next-days job. Literally 5 dollars worth of gutter angles and a few screws. you people are scarily incompetent f u think this is a problem fr fr

[Anonymous No.2714746]

>>2709272
Outside outhouse?

[Anonymous No.2714830]

>>2714746
inside outhouse

[Anonymous No.2714869]

>>2714830
Outside inhouse

[Anonymous No.2714888]

[Anonymous No.2715041]

>>2709271
I'm trying to think of genuine reasons someone might do this. Godawful mobility? The world's worst PMS? Literally crippling alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.2715046]

>>2715041
Other way around I think. Already had a bathroom but needed space to put an additional bed

[Anonymous No.2715079]

>>2715046
Well, that's one way to make the in-laws buzz off.

[Anonymous No.2715109]

>>2714888
Is the toilet lid chained to the wall?

[Anonymous No.2715208]

[Anonymous No.2715232]

>>2715109
Steal me once shame on you

[Smurf_fag No.2715244]

Okay, this is cheating since it is a doll house but this could very likely be a grandma's bathroom

[Anonymous No.2715428]

>>2715208
how did you get this picture of my house

[Anonymous No.2715441]

>>2715041
>I'm trying to think of genuine reasons someone might do this
A crippling addiction to cheeses. They need a good lay-down after the masonry grade shits they pass.

[Anonymous No.2715444]

>>2715208
Thousands of house, crammed in a few square miles, built in the 50's have wiring that looks like this and zero electric fires. Checkmate safety fags

[Anonymous No.2715498]

>>2715109
Drug dealers sometimes make a drop in tanks.

[Anonymous No.2715533]

>>2715109
Young scholars will use the tank lid to break the bowl.

[Anonymous No.2715549]

>>2715041
It's just an unused bathtub with some plywood laid over it and some cushions added. Lets you use the tub for storage without everything being visible, and as a seating area that is more sanitary than a toilet.

[Anonymous No.2715576]

>>2714888
Used to work there, yes.
Sometimes the thing escaped and stuffed people in other cartoon themed toilets, of course after some time the things got possessed and started doing the same thing.

It got so bad we had to install huge magnetic metal dors and hire a night guardian, upper management had the brilliant idea of cheaping out on current (after installing 70k worth of equipment lmao), so they also installed a generator that run on stolen gas that barely lasted a couple of hours.
Did I mention to tell the doors would not stay closed without current?

Eventually an intern suggested we just bolted the things to the wall, management initially refused because "it ruined the restaurant aesthetics and mood", like 2 huge metal doors and 20 dead kids aren't the problem the fucking ziptie on the possessed Bugs Bunny is.

Eventually they had to give up when the local child rapist stopped parking his van there and we couldn't steal his gas anymore.
Good times.

[Anonymous No.2716011]

>>2715576
>local child rapist

[Anonymous No.2716035]

>>2716011
Lmao I was looking for this everywhere when writing that

[Anonymous No.2717038]

[Anonymous No.2717047]

>>2717038
Which is the bigger abomination? The cardboard staircase or the fact the girls father and/or boyfriend allowed her to wear shorts like that for social media?

[Anonymous No.2717537]

>>2715208
seen worse. are you a first year apprentice?

[Anonymous No.2717538]

>>2717038
the fact that she feels proud for folding the staircase

[Anonymous No.2717566]

>>2717537
post em. I took a picture and posted that because I thought it was funny, most of the actually fucked up things I deal with don't make good photos

[Anonymous No.2717570]

>>2714554
i ike it.
but the shower stall is still way too sml for my tastes
i need more elbow room

[Anonymous No.2717645]

>>2710677
uh oh upper decker time

[Anonymous No.2717735]

>>2714568
Years ago my gaming room was the bathroom. It's definitely a vibe. It had a bath and I also had a tv in there. I used to keep snacks under the sink.

[Anonymous No.2717755]

>>2717047
she's brazillian dude

[Anonymous No.2717864]

>When we said this was a chemical-free establishment, we fucking meant it.

[Anonymous No.2717943]

>>2709269
A few years ago I made a shitty loft bed with nails and 2x4s and people lost their mind, can someone post the pictures of it I shared so I can save them?

[Anonymous No.2718043]

>>2715208
Electric is easier when all the wires are the same color. New age hippie ass nu-electrical code is for fags

[Anonymous No.2718073]

>>2717538
XD fucking rofl the best part is this is the same with everything that the goverment,women,jew,trust fund rich faggot makes

[Anonymous No.2718077]

>>2714554

That's built in shower is around a century old, original encaustic tiles

No idea how they would waterproof that thing back then

[Anonymous No.2718078]

>>2715041

It's probably for one of those huge fat cunts that will lay on the bed and just aim his or her ass at the toliet and splat.

[Anonymous No.2719386]

[Anonymous No.2719391]

>>2719386

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>>2719386

[Anonymous No.2719511]

>>2714869
inout sidehouse

[Anonymous No.2719735]

why

[Anonymous No.2719739]

>>2718077
>No idea how they would waterproof that thing back then

Heavy tarpaper/felt was the standard behind wet area walls in that era before the mortar bed was applied, and areas that saw standing water would be hot mopped with tar...high end installations like that might also have had a zinc or lead or even copper pan formed and soldered and installed prior to the wall sheeting, with the overlapping sheets hot mopped to make a watertight seal.

Watertight plumbing gaskets for the drains would most likely be made of oakum, which is jute or hemp fibers impregnated with creosote, pitch and/or tar and packed into joints and fittings like caulk and either held in place by a threaded retainer ring or with more tar/ asphalt, or sometimes lead.

[Anonymous No.2719741]

>>2714554
This is kino you ape
The modern bathroom is soulless

[Anonymous No.2719755]

>>2719735
Definitely looks like a place where you're paying for the location.

[Anonymous No.2719766]

>>2714554
Kino bathroom to hide out in while doing drugs

[Anonymous No.2719778]

>>2717538
It's funny that once this info came out, everyone started doing mental gymnastics and blaming "le white males". The dude is himself so buckbroken that started pushing his LGBT agenda while doing damage control.
The whole situation is a clusterfuck and all of the involved are faggots.

[Anonymous No.2719911]

>>2717864
an extra step when you're not expecting it is such a horrible feeling.

[Anonymous No.2719912]

>>2719735
It's perfectly fine.

In 10 years when it's falling to bits and impossible to repair because everything is assembled with giant panels that they don't manufacture anymore... That's a different question.