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Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:30:24 2023 No.2703905 [Reply] [Original]

I have an infinite supply of pigeons

what can I do with them?
- sell them?
- turn them into dog/cat food?
- use them as fuel?

what else can I do with these useless fucks? is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:31:25 2023 No.2703906 >>2703905 >is there any way I could modify them and turn them into a sex toy? Rip head off, insert penis.

>>	OP Mon Oct 30 22:34:14 2023 No.2703911 >>2703905 So I guess I could put them alive inside a Biomass Gasification Unit https://theconversation.com/heres-how-food-waste-can-generate-clean-energy-176352

>>	OP Mon Oct 30 22:35:53 2023 No.2703913 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v4mOw5jtTU4 I might even use those fuckers to power up an electric generator, and cash it some bitcoins

>>	OP Mon Oct 30 22:38:14 2023 No.2703916 File: 447 KB, 1600x1200, Some_image.width-1600.7a33905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It takes a while for a corpse to turn into usable Methane, but I guess its worth trying https://australian.museum/learn/science/stages-of-decomposition/

>>	OP Mon Oct 30 22:45:37 2023 No.2703923 File: 64 KB, 612x459, gettyimages-1209876850-612x612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.directcremate.com/would-you-use-energy-created-by-dead-people/ Help me out and create a road-kill crematorium lets make some energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:31:17 2023 No.2703946 >>2703905 Sell squab or eat them yourself. Birbs are food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:39:19 2023 No.2704067 >>2703905 Give them affection

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:41:50 2023 No.2704068 Honestly I would feed the dogs and cats with them and cut down on the pet food bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:05:55 2023 No.2704078 I know someone who uses the to train falcons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:09:04 2023 No.2704079 File: 506 KB, 990x535, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2703905 go on a shopping spree

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 12:25:12 2023 No.2704137 >>2703905 They can be pretty cool pets and live for a long time. But you only need 2 to do that. 1 if you have infinite time to spend being it's bonded mate. The rest can make delicious squab supper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:35:19 2023 No.2704182 >>2703905 /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:44:34 2023 No.2704255 File: 29 KB, 468x441, industrial pigeon crusher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2703905 Get yourself an industrial crusher and start making mashed pigeons

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:32:44 2023 No.2704281 >>2704255 The internet really was a better place back in the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 15:46:30 2023 No.2705605 File: 141 KB, 954x954, 1679432089420872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2704078 So they help with being spot benchers or like holding stop watches or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 16:38:21 2023 No.2705625 >>2705605 They help by being b8. And food. Falcons hunt pigeons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 16:59:21 2023 No.2705635 >>2705625 :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 01:20:59 2023 No.2705836 File: 35 KB, 500x492, bazinga-bowl-cut1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2703905 Find a black guy for a mascot, start making ghetto foie gras

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 02:01:45 2023 No.2705859 >>2703905 >turn them into a sex toy? you just brought back some memories. 2017 when i was in prison a guy got send to the psych ward after a guard found a dead raped pigeon under his bed. also just eat them or their eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 01:18:46 2023 No.2707929 >>2705859 Was the pigeon dead before or after the assault?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 01:20:48 2023 No.2707931 >>2705859 >that guy was me

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:27:38 2023 No.2708117 Anon really went with the idea of pigeons on the streets being free

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:46:02 2023 No.2708189 >>2703916 would

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 03:32:19 2023 No.2708409 >>2703905 Literally everyone has an "infinite supply" of pigeons lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 03:41:43 2023 No.2708417 >>2703905 Boil them in bleach and keep the bones. Make fun bone art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 04:57:03 2023 No.2708448 >>2704281 indeed.

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