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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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Hypothetical situation:

The US government decides that all fighting age men are going to get drafted into the military to fight a new war in the Middle East where you will most likely die fighting for Israel.

To escape the draft you decide to drive into the middle of the mountains and set up a camp that you can hide out in until the war is over.

Unfortunately your only vehicle for this escape is a 1999 Toyota Corolla, and you only have time to grab THREE tools for construction that can fit in your Corolla before the feds come knocking at your door. Fortunately you have already packed all of your other necessary survival equipment, eg guns, ammo, knife, first aid stuff, food, basic cooking equipment, etc.

Which THREE tools do you bring into the wilderness with you to survive?

>> No.2697344

>>>/out/

>> No.2697345

Here are the three tools that I would bring:

1. A carpenter's hatchet
>for chopping wood, cutting pieces of wood to length, hammering things, etc
2. A round point shovel
>for moving earth/other things on the ground
3. A wheel barrow
>for moving bigger quantities of stuff for building eg logs, rocks, dirt/sand, etc

>> No.2697354

>>2697339
I'd bring a drone, a grenade, and a box of sniggers bars. Then I'd find another man who's hiding out in the mountains and who is using his tools to build a shelter. While I wait, I'd strap the grenade to the drone and blow it up in the nearest synagogue. I'd also eat my sniggers bars while I wait, and when the man is done I'd kill him and move into what he built

>> No.2697597

gun is all you need

>> No.2697607

>>>/pol/

>> No.2697835

hand saw and an axe for woodworking and fire. then also a shovel or spade bc everything would require power or more tools. i can build shelter and keep warm with the 1st 2.

>> No.2697951

1) Hitachi magic wand
2) ring light
3) dragon dildo

>> No.2698024

>>2697339
>The US government decides that all fighting age men are going to get drafted into the military to fight a new war in the Middle East where you will most likely die fighting for Israel.
>To escape the draft you decide
I'm just saying no. They can't force you to be in the armed forces. There's such a shortage of manpower willing to go door to door and tell people "Ooh yah bud, you're gonna die for israel or else... uh... Well I dunno what I'll do, but you're sure gonna be sorry eh". There's too much cameras everywhere, you can refuse armed service or even a supporting role if you have a moral, ethical, or religious objection to the war. Besides, everyone supports the war with their tax dollars anyway, regardless of choice. Or you can just stop paying taxes. The only real option the state has is imprisoning you, and even that's legally murky, not a lot of people did time for "draft-dodging" back when the vietnam war was going on.

>> No.2698032

>>2698024
I know I'm adding to the discussion of a troll post but this guy is correct. The United States is never going to fight with it's army, that is the whole point of NATO, they will use the Fighting men of other countries (like in Ukraine) and arm the hell out of them. The US fights its best when it can just give guns and training to meatsheilds.

Also axe saw and dragon dildo are the right answers to ops question.

>> No.2699321

>>2697354
ah yes, the classic reverse modified samson option

>> No.2699347

>>2697339
i live in canada so

>> No.2699390

>>2699347
didn't canada already pass legislation for drafting men under 35? that was couple of weeks ago. although most of /diy/ is over 70 anyway.

>> No.2699413

You need tools to work with the materials at hand. innawoods you have trees, dirt, rock.

#1 Axe, #2 Shovel, #3 pick.

>> No.2699416

>>2697339
a hatchet and your right hand. you can't pull the trigger properly with your pussy finger. if you ever need to pull out from fighting, tie up your leg tightly with shoelace and sleep on it, next morning wake up and use something heavy to break your leg. we've been doing it for decades.

>> No.2699504
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2699504

become undraftable

>> No.2699519

>>2697339
>The US government decides that all fighting age men are going to get drafted into the military to fight a new war
This isn't going to happen.

>> No.2699522

>>2699519
Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>> No.2700119

>>2697345
Post pics of your wheelbarrow in a '99 Corolla.

>> No.2700352

>>2697339
What's a 'U.S. Government'?

>> No.2700360

>>2697339
Stupid fantasy stop being stupid. Get disqualfiied from draft and move on with life or bolt to Canuckistan or whatever. Every draftee is really a coerced volunteer.