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2636192

Hardware Store Anonymous Thu Jun 22 03:45:52 2023 No.2636192 [Reply] [Original]

>need any help today, sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 03:52:55 2023 No.2636193 >Nah I'm just here to steal the expired Payday bars you guys have at the checkout stands

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 04:02:04 2023 No.2636195 >>2636193 She would be forced to physically restrain you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 04:04:53 2023 No.2636198 >>2636195 I would throw her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 04:57:48 2023 No.2636208 >>2636195 Do you think she would? Really? You expect that to be a DETERRENT for me? That's all the motivation I need. Fuck I hope she hog ties me with bungee cords and spits on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 05:23:38 2023 No.2636221 >>2636195 Bring it. After middle school I vowed to never lose to another woman again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 05:29:25 2023 No.2636223 File: 3.91 MB, 4032x3024, 131D1E93-3183-46C2-A3AA-9FD7D014445E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a dream. All of the girl at my local box store are elderly, green-haired lesbians, or fat Mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 05:55:47 2023 No.2636229 >>2636192 >Yes, can you direct me to the big, person-sized plastic barrels >Also, would you like to go on a date with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 06:00:41 2023 No.2636230 File: 778 KB, 720x1280, 1675381684738349-1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 06:13:40 2023 No.2636235 >>2636230 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 13:02:55 2023 No.2636332 File: 238 KB, 1080x1143, home depot girl2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oopsie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 14:05:39 2023 No.2636346 File: 925 KB, 1280x720, 643689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2636192 yes sir, Im looking for some garden hose gaskets for my at home CO2 soda machine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 14:06:53 2023 No.2636348 >>2636192 >woman with large muscles >still only like half the strength of an average doughy man Why do they even try?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 14:14:23 2023 No.2636353 If the candy doesn't kill the rats, is it really expired?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 15:45:51 2023 No.2636382 File: 154 KB, 1080x870, floppa sunglasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey hon, be a doll and fetch the nearest male associate so we can discuss carpentry and fine cigars"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 16:01:57 2023 No.2636389 >>2636192 Yeah I need you to carry 186 bags of Portland to my truck, but don't put them in. All set? Sorry forgot my wallet ill be back I "promise"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 16:06:18 2023 No.2636390 >>2636382 kek that's rude tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 16:21:17 2023 No.2636395 >>2636230 my love, when do we tie the knot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 18:57:31 2023 No.2636486 That’s a Man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 19:04:25 2023 No.2636494 >>2636192 >>need any help today, sir? >No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 19:09:10 2023 No.2636499 >>2636192 >No thank you, I'm hear to take cuttings of your plants and putting them into the wet paper towel in my pocket so I can grow them at home. Thanks though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 19:09:42 2023 No.2636501 >>2636192 >yes, I'd like to build a submarine can you help me?