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fucking machine Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:39:31 2012 No.262869 [DELETED]

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Anyone have plans or know how I could go about building one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 16:41:29 2012 No.262871 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crank_%28mechanism%29 /thread

>>	ChinaFag !!vFkDWtdIVaQ Mon Jul 30 17:31:14 2012 No.262903 You'll need a pneumatic drill to start...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 19:57:29 2012 No.262998 >>262869 Why don't you come out of the closet and admit that you want some sweet sweet man-love and crave hard cock up your ass, it's cheaper and if you scream nice for them you might even get dinner out of the deal.

>>	XYZ314 Mon Jul 30 20:22:44 2012 No.263015 Step 1: Kindly read rule #2 at the top of THE FUCKING FIRST PAGE!!! Step 2: Go find a sweet guy to make love with and forget this machine bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:35:59 2012 No.263021 >>263015 2. Please don't post or request basic sex toy tutorials. tl;dr: No DIY fleshlight shit. tl;dr don't be such a fucking puritan; a "fucking machine" is 10% sex toy and 90% engineering work

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:38:45 2012 No.263022 >>263021 I agree, but is this device really called a "fucking machine"?

>>	<3summertime Mon Jul 30 20:44:59 2012 No.263024 it is a machine for fucking..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:47:00 2012 No.263026 >>263021 Do you plan on using it for a sex toy? Or to invite your man lover over to marvel at it's engineering as a good conversation starter?

>>	XYZ314 Mon Jul 30 20:47:00 2012 No.263027 >>263021 Fine, have you sex machines. I just consider threads like this cancer since O.P. will never go through with it. >Seriously, sex with a person is more rewarding. >Why all the work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:49:30 2012 No.263032 http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucking-adapter_438.html You could start with this and then find a way to secure it to a simple metal box frame and add weight so it does not fall over or move from your fucking position

>>	XYZ314 Mon Jul 30 20:49:59 2012 No.263031 >>263027 *your Damn this tiny keyboard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:52:15 2012 No.263035 http://www.mylovemachine.com/fucking-machines/build-your-own-fucking-machine.html they sell plans for 49$ and list all the materials needed.. You could just gather the materials and use your kindergraden lego/K'Nex skills and assemble it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 30 20:53:14 2012 No.263036 >>263027 I imagine that OP is merely like the average 4channer : single. Anyway, the majority of DIY threads are projects that never get past the discussion phase.

>>	XYZ314 Mon Jul 30 20:57:45 2012 No.263041 >>263036 Single is a problem? Craigslist, mi amigo, is full of desperate guys. >And don't tell me your scared, not if you were going to masturbate via a power tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 31 04:17:29 2012 No.263259 op here. actually i am happily married. just thinking of something the wife might enjoy.