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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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25823 No.25823 [Reply] [Original]

All right people, this debate is asinine. We all know that I'm the only person qualified to be the official spokesperson of /diy/.

With the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation.

>> No.25843
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25843

Hey Hank! Can I be your number 2?

>> No.25848
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25848

Dammit Bill......

>> No.25868

Oh, yeah? So how come you can't build a fle­shli­ght that doesn't shriek obnoxiously 24/7?

>> No.25872

what exactly is DIY about propane hank?

>> No.25880

>>25872

oh that's right, theres that one time you passed-out on varnish while failing to be a handyman

that's totally a good reason to make you mascot

>> No.25888

This shit has no place in /diy/ and you will be banned by the boss mod.

Also hank is a fucking idiot who couldnt even install a water heater with out sending poison gas throughout the house. Good job almost killing your family now enjoy a 2 day B&.

>> No.25900

>>25868
Forgot my sage.

>> No.25919
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>>25880

Well, there's the time that I made a pair of coffins for Peggy and myself. Then there's the time that the guys and I flipped Luane's trailer right side up.

I've reset and paved my own driveway. I also maintain an impeccable lawn. I use a special sod treatment twice a week. (It's two parts compost.) I also constructed a luxury doghouse for Ladybird, though it was Bobby who eventually used it.

And let's not ignore the fact that I maintained the same pickup truck for the past 9 years. That varnish incident was a one time time.

>> No.25954

>>25919

he looks genuinely disappointed, and he makes some good points

>> No.25975

>>25919
You've got my vote, Hank.

>> No.25986
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25986

I consider Hank the perfect person, ye have my vote

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25996

>>25888
>this post gave me cancer

>> No.25999

Fuck no
The tv show is un-funny as fuck
he is a monotone faggot

mc/diy/ver all the way

>> No.26015
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26015

Back the fuck up nigger, true mascot coming through

>> No.26014

Faggot OP keeps samefagging up this thread check all the pro OP posts that are 2-3 mins apart.

OP you try 2 hard so enjoy a B& faggot.

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26038

Now, just what are you folk trying to pull? We all know who our real spiritual liege is here.

>> No.26058

t>>25888
cmon Hank is pretty /diy/ sorry u mad but moderating this thread is just a pain of ass

>> No.26071
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26071

/diy/-vincis ?

>> No.26074
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26074

Bitch please...

>> No.26078

>>26038
all hail!

>> No.26090

>>26038
His name is Red Green?
Seriously? Red Green?
Fuck, I'm going to name my firstborn Yellow Blue.

>> No.26092

>>26074
Has my vote.

>> No.26107

>>26074
True definition of han/diy/man

>> No.26126
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26126

Well it's official, Bob the Builder is the new mascot of /diy/

/thread

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>>26074

>> No.26145
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26145

Hackett gets my vote. Anyone dumb enough to lick moldy asbestos tiles but smart enough to build a hydrogen powered train out of wood is a true i/diy/ot

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26166

PROPANE

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>> No.26179

>>26071

yeah boy!

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26204

>> No.27591
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27591

Proudly introducing Do-It-Yusef

>> No.27605
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27605

isid alah est'la die die die

>> No.27607
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27607

>2011
>board mascot threads
ISHYGDDT

>> No.27609

Why don't you draw one yourself, you dolts.
This is /diy/ is it not?

>> No.27613

>>27609
this

imma get drawing

>> No.27621
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>>27613
now someone with some talent do a good version of this ...

>> No.27640
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27640

Putting up my 'Snake Oil' Image for candidacy.

Good or bad, snake oil does it all ;)

>> No.27651

aw fuck off he's scared of owls

how can he speak for us if he's scared of owls

>> No.27659

remember that time bill and dale got the backhoe stuck? who got them out of that situation? that's pretty boss

>> No.27662

>>26015
>>26071
>>26126
>>27607
All better choices than OP.
>>27609
This ultimately should be considered.
What will /diy/ decide their board-tan to look like?
Being a board based around creativity, I can't wait for the results.
I'm rooting for you, /diy/

Captcha: account ajorin
that's 'adjourn', captcha, and that's fine. They can take their time.

>> No.27666

Hank has my vote.

>> No.27667

>do it yourself
>use someone else's character

>> No.27673

>>27621
You know the saying:

Always use the right tool for the job.
The right tool is always a hammer.
Anything can be a hammer.

>> No.27674
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27674

>mascotte for /diy/
>ctrl+F
>no macgyver

Seriously?
He's the only fit for the job. He can make a spaceshuttle out of two rubberbands and some sugar.

Look at him, what a mean motherfucker.

>> No.27677

tesla's still our patron saint

>> No.27681

Macguyver. Hands down.

Maybe Wallace, but that's pushing it.

and if this were /ENG/ as opposed to /DIY/ I'd say Tesla.

>> No.27683

>>27677
YES.

>> No.27687

what about yusef >:|

>> No.27714
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27714

This guy should be the mascot really.

He was a trained carpenter.

Made his own wine this one time.

Knows a lot about hammers and nails.

Check out how square that cross is.

>> No.27738

>>27714
JESUS FOR MASCOT

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27748

fuck off milhouse.

>> No.27760

>>27714
dude this guy needs to go to /soc/ and post in a skinny guy thread HNNNG
>dem underarms

>> No.27769

>>27760
looks like he's getting sucked off just below view

>> No.27781

>>25823
Unacceptable.
>>26015
Much better.

Also sage because these threads are become fairly shitty really fast.

>> No.27785

I like Hank and I've watched every episode but I don't think he's /diy/ enough compared to other mascots that have been proposed.

Gadget Mouse, MacGuyver are both way more diy than hank. I also am gunning for Ma Stew but I know /diy/ would never accept her as our mascot...she shall instead be the unseen, unheard force lurking in every shadow, silently embroidering and adding edible glitter to all of your abandoned projects...

Yes, indeed, I propose Martha Stewart as our board villain.

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>>27785
dropped my pic

>> No.27801

I'm surprised no one suggested Tim the Toolman Tayler

>> No.27809

>>27801
He was suggested in one of the first threads, he and Al usually come up.

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27871

What about Roy Underhill from pbs who even makes his own tools...

>> No.27873

>>27801
Tim the Toolman Taylor would be better if we had a board dedicated to cocaine use.

>> No.27887
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Remember that one time, when Hank was the substitute shop teacher? He did such a great job that he won the substitute teacher of the year award, much to the chagrin of his harpy wife. Heck, he did so good that even after he stopped teaching, the class still came to his house so he could help them build shit.

Oh, and let's not forget that he and his friends built Kahn's snazzy underground pool in a weekend, for fun. Also that old woman's house that they restored all by themselves - again, for fun.

Got dang it, if Hank doesn't deserve to be the /diy/ mascot, nobody does.

>> No.27903

It is obvious what must be done:

WE NEED TO DESIGN AND CREATE A NEW MASCOT! /DIY/-STYLE!

Submit your favorite body part from each candidate.

>> No.27905

>>27903
We need hanks voice, I tell you what!

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>> No.27931

Macgyver is more successful in the DIY department, but Red is probably more suitable as a mascot.

I agree with >>27915

>> No.27941

>>27785
>>27786
Proof that the /diy/ motto is
"I forgot the picture."

>> No.27949

Really? No one here is familiar with Red Green? REALLY?

>> No.27950

>>27887
Better no mascot than this fuck.

>> No.27953

>>27591
>>27591
>>27591
:D

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>>27915
god yes

>> No.27958
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27958

>ctrl + f "engineer"
>no results
>mfw

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>>27949
hell yes i am, dude was a total badass. he even had a "robin", also that crazy crack-head guy was funny on occasion

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>> No.27973

>>27949
I am one hundred and ten percent behind Red Green being our mascot on this board.

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>> No.27977
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>> No.27978
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>> No.27994

>>27977
>>27977
>>27977
red green totally is the best as mascot, but not enough people know him
if you really want people to accept it, setup a redgreen livestream for diy to watch

>> No.28004

>>27977
That guy with the hornrim glasses doesn't look entirely heterosexual.

>> No.28016

>>28004

Something wrong with not being heterosexual? I don't seem to find my sexual orientation effects my /diy/ abilities much.

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28019

look no further /diy/, you've hired the A-Team

>> No.28021

Not to sound too wee/a/boo but Jean Roque Raltique from Nadia would be a good character.

>> No.28028

Aren't mascots generally animals and such? Wouldn't a more appropriate term be "personification of /diy/?

>> No.28047
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28047

I don't know about any Official Mascot, but we need to decide on one quick in order to defend against /diy/s Evil Queen:

BEHOLD!

>> No.28056

>>28016
you can't hold a hammer properly with a limp wrist

>> No.28061

>>27714
This guy - he was making shit before anyone in this thread was even born.

He's well known.

He's always there to help anyone who comes to him.

I admit his fashion sense isn't all that but don't hold that against him.

>> No.28067

>>28047
>>27785
I'm right with you.

But seriously I love her, her books and magazines are treasure troves of good ideas.

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oh for chissake let's just do the 4chan thing and pick the best of both worlds eh?

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28074

Guys, this was settled days ago.

>> No.28108

>>28074
Holy shit we have a winner.