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Abominations - Finnish shitting zoo edition Anonymous Thu Nov 24 22:57:06 2022 No.2509558 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 02:18:32 2022 No.2509648 >>2509558 honestly that's pretty comfy for a prison cell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 05:03:28 2022 No.2509687 >>2509558 I would take off all my clothes, get down on all fours and spray diarrhea all over that glass. Then I would hose it off with the shower wand like it never happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 05:43:33 2022 No.2509704 >>2509687 best to do it while someone is at the desk

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 11:14:38 2022 No.2509776 >>2509648 And it can be yours for just $600,000 https://asunnot.oikotie.fi/myytavat-asunnot/helsinki/16475552

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 16:13:29 2022 No.2509855 File: 291 KB, 1920x1454, fddfb068en_komik_25_mimari_hata_1531919252_9255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2509558 Love these threads. Bump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 17:06:27 2022 No.2509886 >>2509704 >>2509687 >"Oh, don't mind me!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 18:00:21 2022 No.2509909 File: 58 KB, 640x468, 1665752941521446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2509558 Probably the same architect

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 18:56:27 2022 No.2509935 I especially like the small gap at the top of the pane there, to ensure whoever's at the desk gets a good whiff of what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 20:16:34 2022 No.2509954 >>2509855 wtf checked

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 23:05:37 2022 No.2510014 >>2509909 >Annoying unwanted visitor: "can i use your bathroom?" >Anon: "Sure go ahead, its right in there."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 15:11:46 2022 No.2510968 File: 405 KB, 578x804, Screenshot 2022-11-27 at 10.10.54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:31:17 2022 No.2511116 >>2509855 Why is this so funny lmaoooo You could have put that literally anywhere into a main support bahahahahahahahahaj

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:40:42 2022 No.2511122 >>2511116 It's especially funny because they could've moved the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:45:22 2022 No.2511125 >>2509558 I have that same monitor. Samsung odyssey g9. It’s really good

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:47:32 2022 No.2511126 File: 62 KB, 832x634, 581C12E9-ACDE-454C-BA05-08FA502CB884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2509558 I’d guess that it’s one of those electrosensitive glass panels that turns opaque when you flip a switch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 21:15:55 2022 No.2511130 >>2509558 where is bidet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 22:41:10 2022 No.2511158 >>2511130 toilet paper on a stand next to toilet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 00:26:01 2022 No.2511221 >>2509558 what's up with the hole at the top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 00:43:51 2022 No.2511228 >>2511221 Its so forced air can flow in through the main apartment, then out through the bathroom and sauna. It's an anti-condensation measure,

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 00:45:32 2022 No.2511229 >>2511228 I see, thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 03:10:55 2022 No.2511302 File: 45 KB, 1170x1161, IMG-20221128-WA0002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2511126 How opaque? Because frosted won't cut it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 04:20:43 2022 No.2511333 >>2511302 >frosted won't cut it. It preserves modesty and deters maturation, there are literally no downsides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 04:56:28 2022 No.2511350 >>2511333 >deters maturation What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 05:16:19 2022 No.2511354 >>2511350 you'll never have to grow up

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 05:47:31 2022 No.2511362 >>2511354 That sucks, don't what I would do with myself if I didn't have my masticators

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 06:11:59 2022 No.2511370 >>2511302 Now picture that but with a huge brownsplosion all over it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 16:01:16 2022 No.2511548 >>2511122 Dude. You don't move the windows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 01:40:33 2022 No.2511819 >>2511548 This happened during construction, right? Whoever OKed putting a hole in the window could have OKed putting the window off the the left instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 09:54:45 2022 No.2511949 File: 40 KB, 740x574, 86296821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 12:24:21 2022 No.2511994 >>2511122 They literally just needed to core drill next to the window at an angle You can't really move windows in commercial buildings, padre

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 12:25:44 2022 No.2511995 >>2511126 You can see it is looking right of the door >>2511302 I would draw obscene tats on my leg if that was a thing at my work

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 18:04:29 2022 No.2512093 >>2511994 >>2511548 You'd obviously either move the window or the beam during blueprint planning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 18:20:17 2022 No.2512101 File: 19 KB, 402x366, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2510968 Just gonna take me longer to realize the seat is down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 01:22:22 2022 No.2512269 File: 260 KB, 506x779, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know about others but I don't think I'd want to put my weight on this "handrail".

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 01:37:09 2022 No.2512278 >>2512269 fucking retards with money man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 02:06:10 2022 No.2514237 >>2512269 >come home drunk >lean on "railing" >glass shatters >bleed out at the bottom of the stairs, covered in lacerations

Anonymous Sat Dec 3 02:46:33 2022 No.2514255

>>2512269
even without the glass that whole thing is fucking dumb. bump out for that midget dungeon door, landing window at foot height, base molding thats thicker than the skirt board it sits on, oh and it has to die into that generic window casing. Treads don't match floor, contemporary base trim doesn't match the generic traditional. I fuckin hate modern architecture

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 07:17:29 2022 No.2514351 >>2512269 >Notice the glass holy fuck mate >Notice all the other bullshit i want off this earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 12:08:33 2022 No.2514403 >>2509909 >>2510014 that's germany they added a milk glass foil over it a few days later, this was just during installation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 12:12:13 2022 No.2514404 >>2509909 is that one-way mirror gone wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 14:40:57 2022 No.2514458 File: 90 KB, 1000x1000, WonkyWaterWiring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 00:51:01 2022 No.2514791 >>2514458 I'm working in schools lately One dude told us that some retards in a nearby home installed a boiler inverting the water and gas pipes So the school had gas coming out the faucets in bathrooms

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 01:40:31 2022 No.2514822 >>2514791 Imagine going to take a shower :D

Anonymous Sun Dec 4 02:20:13 2022 No.2514839

>>2514791
I know someone who was at someone else's house, and was sitting on their toilet when they noticed that the cistern was really warm.
Turns out the hot and cold water had been switched since the house was built, and the owners didn't even know that they had been flushing their toilet with hot water the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 02:56:16 2022 No.2514851 >>2514839 They do this intentionally in jungle countries to keep condensation off the tank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 17:30:54 2022 No.2515940 >>2512269 Groverhaus got remodeled?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 17:41:48 2022 No.2515946 File: 25 KB, 365x224, water over AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2514458 wait a minute! I have an adapter for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:30:21 2022 No.2515969 Why do modern "architects" hate wood, brick and steel so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:16:33 2022 No.2516019 File: 128 KB, 655x960, 1660343024666109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2512269 Sweet jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:56:40 2022 No.2516512 File: 95 KB, 720x960, B6D6D8EC-12A1-40BF-A762-A3F1BDFD706B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 03:29:36 2022 No.2516950 >>2516512 The spaghetti is OK considering of the manifolds cause a million lines but there are way too many tees and other crap leading to the manifolds

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:32:19 2022 No.2516983 File: 323 KB, 1080x1088, 49d671834f86975b2f0d606fa22e76c100768cdf5a8a9149a5256c1d7b4b8c7a_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2514458 almost, close, but not quite perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:06:53 2022 No.2517054 File: 750 KB, 1080x1088, 49d671834f86975b2f0d606fa22e76c100768cdf5a8a9149a5256c1d7b4b8c7a_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:15:35 2022 No.2517128 >>2517054 Sure, run that gas line right through that substation. I'm sure the power company won't have any problem with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:38:58 2022 No.2517151 >>2516019 honestly this is easier to trace the cables

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:31:03 2022 No.2517309 >>2517151 No it is not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:36:53 2022 No.2517316 >>2514403 I'm not suprised as I hear Germans have a fetish for bathroom stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:23:19 2022 No.2517577 >>2512269 Glass rails seem like a terrible idea but if the glass is thick enough it's stronger than you might think.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:13:18 2022 No.2517593 >>2517577 Not to mention, you could outright shatter laminate glass, and it will still maintain form, although at a much reduces capacity. It's not gonna turn into a shrapnel cloud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 15:37:17 2022 No.2518403 File: 104 KB, 605x747, accidents-waiting-to-happen-2-58da22735bed2__605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2512093 Anon, something tells me the blueprint planning stage was mysteriously absent for this project.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:29:38 2022 No.2518516 >>2514839 What country are you from

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 03:19:28 2022 No.2518655 >>2514404 mirror to watch yourself commit warcrimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 07:45:30 2022 No.2518768 File: 52 KB, 700x503, neighbor_got_a_new_hovercar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:38:41 2022 No.2518933 >>2517583 put up a t-bar ceiling and forget about it

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:46:12 2022 No.2518938

>>2512269
>>2517577
I installed a glass railing very similar to this in someones new house a few years ago. it was anchored to the steps and a stainless steel post at the top and bottom on the staircase.

it was two pieces of 10mm tempered that were also fastened together. it was stupid looking as you might imagine but was sturdier than it looked. I dont think it would have held up to a 250lb person falling into it but you could safely lean on it and it had no give. the real problem is the hitting the edge of the glass is vulnerable to blowing the whole thing up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:28:54 2022 No.2519059 >>2509558 Taking a shower after taking a shit is great, so clearly taking a shower WHILE taking a shit is even better

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:30:43 2022 No.2519061 >>2510014 >Annoying unwanted visitor: "can i use your bathroom?" >Anon: "Sure go ahead, its right in there." >I'm just going to check my email real quick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 18:36:17 2022 No.2519065 >>2514822 Oy vey!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 00:40:58 2022 No.2519308 >>2514822 0y vey!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 01:05:48 2022 No.2519325 >>2518768 This is actually kind of interesting because it’s like a porch with no windows that you can close up on rainy days. I just hope there is a railing behind that door for safety.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 04:53:54 2022 No.2519500 File: 1.56 MB, 1898x1088, answer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983 It doesn't say anything about running them through the houses like a series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 14:56:02 2022 No.2519689 File: 1.32 MB, 1080x1067, test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983 Is this allowed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 15:12:58 2022 No.2519692 >>2511949 works in dwarf fortress, I don't see a problem here

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 16:05:30 2022 No.2519718
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>>2509558
>go to install a panic bar on an old commercial door to make it compliant
>pm says "good luck, this guy is hard to deal with"
>arrive on site, notice a mail slot pass thru on the glass
>"sir we have to do something about this, or your building won't be secure"
>"that's what your salesman said, you guys are just fishing for more money!"
>"well, if money is the issue, I can block off the mail slot, won't cost anything, and it'll look fine."
>"NO! I use that mail slot and don't want to buy a mailbox! I just want this installed so the inspector will get off my ass!"
>Ok, this guys a dick. I'll do what he wants, note this on my work order, and have him sign it.
>install panic bar, write and highlight on the work order that door cannot be locked securely due to existing mail slot that was not omitted due to customer request.
>he signs it, muttering about trying to get one over on him
>even though I told him I could block it off and not even charge him
>left pic related and told him to have a nice day
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 16:09:21 2022 No.2519720 >>2519325 >I just hope there is a railing behind that door for safety get a load of this queer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 18:14:46 2022 No.2519793 >>2519718 I would have waited until he was on the inside of the door and you were on the outside and just reached in and opened the door and walked in and handed him the invoice without saying anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 18:29:23 2022 No.2519808 >>2514458 >explains electricity with water analogy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:22:47 2022 No.2519869 >>2519808 I've always hated that past the very basics. >>2519500 >>2519689 >the first house shuts off any utility sorry the rest of the block is out of luck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:24:00 2022 No.2519870 >>2518403 the ghost step

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 22:58:23 2022 No.2519967

>>2519793
He was a rude ass street shitting pajeet bitch, and after hearing the way he talked to the other trades on the job he deserved half the civility I showed him and none of the extra effort. I sincerely hope that he's been robbed blind every week since I dealt with his insolence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 23:06:01 2022 No.2519969 >>2519967 >He was a rude ass street shitting pajeet bitch That explains it. Pajeets are basically jews -15 IQ that waddle in cow dung

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:11:22 2022 No.2520701 >>2517128 just threaten them with a good time

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:28:30 2022 No.2520755 >>2519967 Pakis and punjabs are the absolute fucking worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 10:32:18 2022 No.2520914 >>2518768 this is gonna be great during zombie apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 11:15:24 2022 No.2520921 >>2519869 that's how it works for apartment buildings. we all live at the mercy of the first floor tenant for water at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:31:13 2022 No.2520966 File: 255 KB, 1080x1088, utils.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2517054

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:56:22 2022 No.2520980 File: 403 KB, 1080x1088, 1670387539918874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2517054

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 16:53:04 2022 No.2521068 >>2514458 Unironically the same thing happened to my house. A pipe from the boiler went bust because of hydraulic ram+shitty PEX connection, boiler room floods and water gets into the conduit, power outlet waterfalls commence. God bless GFCIs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 17:35:06 2022 No.2521087 File: 437 KB, 1080x1088, 1670387539918874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 23:41:50 2022 No.2521288 File: 1.47 MB, 1080x1920, test autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 00:27:20 2022 No.2521318 >>2512269 I see a lot of this shit, I absolutely hate it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 00:47:51 2022 No.2521326 >>2521288 brava hitler you did it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 05:10:02 2022 No.2521452 >>2514458 >vsauce whining in the distance

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:00:43 2022 No.2521854 >>2520921 no at least I've never seen this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:23:47 2022 No.2521867 File: 475 KB, 1080x1088, 1670387539918874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 13:04:06 2022 No.2522305 >>2519869 then the others can threaten to shut of the gas and electricity

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 14:45:58 2022 No.2522341

>>2515969
every material you just listed js more expensive than plaster, drywall, vinyl, and OSB, and your average normie woman (the driver of home purchases) wont care about the difference in performance as long as her nest is prettier than the competition’s

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 15:29:19 2022 No.2522363 >>2509558 This is the funniest shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 21:21:41 2022 No.2522555 >>2521288 right house has no water and the left has no gas >>2521867 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:15:03 2022 No.2522959 >>2511949 these kind of weird stairs with no rails and nonsensical layouts constantly show up in my slightly uncomfortable but not quite nightmarish dreams

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:36:30 2022 No.2522970 File: 374 KB, 1024x923, 1651721203577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not posting the best one...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 13:01:44 2022 No.2522979 >>2519718 come back later and steal all his shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 14:02:07 2022 No.2523005 it's an abomination how off topic this thread is

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 14:28:34 2022 No.2523022 >>2523005 yeah posting the autism test was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:07 2022 No.2523102 >>2517316 >Dude I saw a South Park lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:46:16 2022 No.2523307 >>2522970 electricity on gas metal pipe, just what could go wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 06:56:37 2022 No.2523507 >>2522970 >power plants listen here chucklefuck

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 07:05:08 2022 No.2523508

>>2523102
You do realize that germans being scat lovers is a long time stereotype right?
You think south park made it up out of nowhere?
I dont watch south park, but the only reason it would be put into a show and why it would be funny is because its a stereotype people know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 09:30:52 2022 No.2523561 >>2509776 A nice bachelor pad. Too bad it’s in Helsinki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 09:34:47 2022 No.2523564 >>2516019 Looks like a pro recording studio

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:41:15 2022 No.2523653 File: 1.30 MB, 1076x1080, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:06:56 2022 No.2523661 >>2522979 Have your tyrone or spic business partner steal his shit and give you 30% of the cut

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 21:25:56 2022 No.2523868
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No pic available. Wakandans hired by corporate landlord to repair a worn property gate. They abandon handle, latch and spring system provided. Change swing direction of gate to friction fit close against an opposite concrete column. Every use of this gate involves pulling on the no handle gate wood and breaking the scrape friction of the wood plates against the concrete. The gate does not close naturally or open in a techtonically coherent way. If I go to the butcher, buy chicken feet and nail one to the gate, will it work better?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 21:47:10 2022 No.2523876 File: 431 KB, 1304x1818, poo_world.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2519967

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 09:27:59 2022 No.2524214 >>2511949 Escher/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 10:59:40 2022 No.2524229 >>2509558 I used to live two streets over from here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:22:07 2022 No.2524249 this is the worst abominations thread ever. but at least it's not the same 100 recycled pictures again, i guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:59:39 2022 No.2524261 >>2516983 > proper autist here > The problem reduces to the planarity of K3,3

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 01:09:47 2022 No.2524766 File: 1.35 MB, 1080x1088, tard test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 02:07:58 2022 No.2524790 >>2517054 in 1984 teachers gave us this question. we all spent an hour on it and then she told us it was impossible. one kid brought in a 3d model the next day made out of construction paper. college in the 80's was awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 14:05:51 2022 No.2525118 >>2518403 I have one of these in my house. Sometimes it's there, but sometimes it wanders off. Vodka seems to summon it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 14:09:25 2022 No.2525121 >>2524790 I'm going to grasp at my vague understanding of things, but isn't this just the bridges of konigsberg problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 15:05:04 2022 No.2525138 File: 29 KB, 437x198, ghostbusters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2525121 Yes it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 18:35:36 2022 No.2525810 >>2516983 My friends dad showed me how to solve this but I forgot, he used to work for Nintendo so he was probably really smart

Anonymous Wed Dec 21 06:10:16 2022 No.2526229

>>2525810
its pretty frustrating when "my dad works/worked at xxxx" is actually true but you cant mention it and no one takes it seriously. its not even a big claim, people seem to forget that even major ultra successful companies...still have janitors, receptionists and people who do the lowest tier work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 12:43:02 2022 No.2526327 >>2526229 Never thought of it that way but I was making a joke, it’s an impossible mathematical equation

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 20:11:33 2022 No.2526552 File: 34 KB, 600x600, 1647404232415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2524249 Would you say this abomination thread is an abomination?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 20:53:30 2022 No.2526572 >>2526229 Don't worry anon, we all believe you that he worked at Wendy's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:43:36 2022 No.2526609 File: 77 KB, 720x960, 321354743_644394754037770_4438221103651418782_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 22:15:15 2022 No.2526631 >>2526609 that's badass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:24:33 2022 No.2526675 >>2511333 Read your post in a 12th century english noble voice and idk made me kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:27:06 2022 No.2526676 >>2526552 It's even a bad carlos joke thread. Bad in a pitiful way

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 23:56:25 2022 No.2528036 File: 164 KB, 736x552, WiringNightmareSwitches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516019 Standard switch room, no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 23:57:39 2022 No.2528037 File: 255 KB, 640x853, WiringNightmare20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2528036 Aw yeah!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 23:58:55 2022 No.2528039 File: 176 KB, 640x852, WiringNightmare77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2526609 What's the problem with that vanity?

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 00:31:20 2022 No.2528057
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Door at an office I did some work at. You grab the oversized handle thinking that it pulls open, only to realize you need to push it, but look closely... Pushing it immediately slams your knuckles against the sharp aluminum frame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:42:00 2022 No.2528284 >>2523507 its ground

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 13:24:31 2022 No.2528310 >>2528036 I am ready to settle, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 14:25:01 2022 No.2528327 >>2528039 >>2528037 Does no one steal wires there? >>2528057 >grab the handle >someone yanks the door from the other side at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 14:30:32 2022 No.2528328 >>2528327 They're fiber optic wires, that's why there's so much slack coiled up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 14:35:07 2022 No.2528331 >>2528328 Won't poos/nigs cut them up just in case some aren't or because they don't even know wth optics is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 14:44:40 2022 No.2528336 >>2528331 Probably not very often anymore. Maybe 20 years ago

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 16:14:29 2022 No.2528403

>>2519718
Reminds me when I worked at Walmart years ago doing oil changes and tires.

>”what’s this fee?!”
>”sir, that’s a disposal fee for your oil.”
>”baaah I just dump mine in the backyard when I do it at home!”

>”what’s this fee?!”
>”sir, that’s a disposal fee for your tires”
>”baaah you guys are just selling them used somewhere else! I’m taking my tires with me, you aren’t getting your little commission!”
>wanting to beat old man to death because Walmart was NOT giving me any commission especially for some bald ass used tires

Probably hands down the most frustrating experience was when an old woman came in to get four new tires and had some old man in tow who was a “friend” helping her out. He was a complete asshole to me and convinced her I was on commission (what’s with the geezers and commission?) and I was up selling her. What was the exorbitant product I was trying to pawn off on this poor lady? Balancing of new tires.
>IVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN MY TIRES BALANCED!!
>…uh, ok sir

Most satisfying exchange I ever had

>closing up shop
>back door to automotive from parking lot locked
>hours clearly stated on door
>fifteen minutes after closing time
>me and coworker cleaning up shop before heading home
>random asshole with young daughter starts pounding on door
>open door, “may I help you sir?”
>”ARE YOU CLOSED?!
>…”yes sir we closed at seven”
>…”WALMART IS CLOSED?!?!”
>”we’ll no sir, but automotive is”
>”YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A SALE BUDDY!
>daughter completely dead from embarrassment staring at her shoes
>asshole starts to storm off
>”HEY THATS FINE PAL MY PAYCHECK IS THE SAME SIZE EITHER WAY!!
>slam automotive door
>asshole turns to glare at me through locked door then slinks away

It was absolutely exhilarating to finally tell one of these assholes off. Guy never showed though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:43:32 2022 No.2528715 File: 42 KB, 592x592, attachment-Lars-Ulrich-Toilet-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:44:32 2022 No.2528716 File: 39 KB, 970x1024, FerZkQ5XgAYIgpz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:45:33 2022 No.2528718 File: 74 KB, 750x923, FkNPcQgXoAYJa-T.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:25:35 2022 No.2528737 >>2528716 that's a good way to stop drunk assholes from shitting in urinals

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:55:55 2022 No.2529118 >>2523868 Bot's broken. Either that or take your meds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:59:16 2022 No.2529120 >>2528715 >>2528716 >>2528718 Jesus fucking christ anon, I'm dying. I'm gonna make an Aphex Twin toilet for the creepy basement bathroom now

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 00:34:06 2022 No.2529144 File: 1.95 MB, 1080x1088, 49d671834f86975b2f0d606fa22e76c100768cdf5a8a9149a5256c1d7b4b8c7a_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983 hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 00:45:49 2022 No.2529825 File: 128 KB, 768x1024, 1672100848589548m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2528718 >>2528715 WHYYYY........

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:24:06 2022 No.2529855 >>2528716 >>2528718 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 16:45:29 2022 No.2530156 >>2512269 >trip on your way down the stairs >slice your head off

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 19:06:03 2022 No.2530213 File: 1.39 MB, 1080x1088, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 20:30:01 2022 No.2530270 >>2516983 No wires: Solar Humid air to water machine Gas not required because you have electric appliances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:25:25 2022 No.2530308 >>2523876 fucking hell, that was a great read, made me hate poos that much more

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:58:32 2022 No.2531849 File: 1.51 MB, 1080x1088, fghjnfjkfkkudtktkktuttuutkku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:09:03 2022 No.2531853 >>2531849 Somehow this is the most wrong one yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 07:27:48 2022 No.2532076 >>2531849 made me rofl onto my lollerskates

>>	P Fri Dec 30 07:31:43 2022 No.2532077 >>2509558 From an architectural standpoint, that’s an exceptional use of space assuming it’s a renovation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:01:29 2023 No.2535397 File: 927 KB, 823x805, D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:13:19 2023 No.2535425 File: 1.42 MB, 1080x1088, 49d671834f86975b2f0d606fa22e76c100768cdf5a8a9149a5256c1d7b4b8c7a_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 11:58:34 2023 No.2535486 File: 103 KB, 1238x2048, 323443565_916931762641311_855136148502204437_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 15:34:25 2023 No.2536250 File: 317 KB, 542x674, 1666443377944386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2535486

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 18:15:18 2023 No.2536329 >>2528403 out of curiosity what state? this feels like very familiar behavior >t. Okie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 18:49:10 2023 No.2536351 >>2531849 >where's your gas line >ask my neighbor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:01:36 2023 No.2536384 >>2529855 You'd shit yourself the first time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:29:46 2023 No.2536403 >>2517593 BUT IT DOES IN THE MOVIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 15:59:22 2023 No.2536934 >>2528718 I want this.

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 16:13:06 2023 No.2536944

>>2517577
Tempered, untempered or laminate?
I know fuckall about construction stuff but my understanding is that there is a considerable difference between the properties of those three glasses.
Tempered even though it may feel sturdy it's vulnerable to stress concentration and may fail spectacularly due to a compromised edge or stress at the mounting point.
Untempered will cause the hollywood death shards but won't break off all at once. Your wife might even prick her finger when picking up the shards.
And laminate will flop over if ever broken. which can happen much more easily than the other two as it's softer for any given thickness.
Glass bannisters just seem like an overall unnecessary pain for the privilege of having visitors seeing my hairy ankles.

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 22:21:05 2023 No.2537171
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I've got to blow out and remove 3 pieces of handrail glass, and replace with taller Monday, for a museum.
But it's Friday and that shit can sit on the side of my van until then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 23:17:35 2023 No.2537209 File: 2.77 MB, 1125x1620, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2537171

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 23:27:28 2023 No.2537217 >>2537209 My pic also shows my closest neighbor, no worries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 02:34:21 2023 No.2537337 File: 333 KB, 930x651, 1648496836807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2537217 what now, bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:57:13 2023 No.2537394 >>2516019 I love demoing these rooms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 05:36:59 2023 No.2537404 File: 706 KB, 1080x1500, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983 There is a reason why power sockets have 3 pins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 16:40:18 2023 No.2539028 >>2532077 The stairs even double as stadium seating so that you can invite about 15 people to watch you shit. All from behind the safety of glass.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:49:36 2023 No.2539191

>>2509558
>frosted glass around the toilet
Ok, that seems at least somewhat reasonable.
>hole cut in the frosted glass so bathroom stink and shower steam (no visible vent fan) wafts into the computer room and stairway
>door that leads directly to the outside is plain glass with no locking mechanism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:39:47 2023 No.2539237 >>2537171 Job was a success today, broke out 3 pieces, cleaned out track, and installed larger pieces. No asshole kids or tactical assault rocks. Was kind of funny watching my 20 year old laborer get the setting compound all over himself however.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:54:21 2023 No.2539241 >>2526609 I like this very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:42:26 2023 No.2539327 File: 70 KB, 1024x683, 1673280389471327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:08:13 2023 No.2539590 >>2539327 I don't understand why someone would do this. It just makes no sense at all when normal stairs would have been a shorter run and less awkward to use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:11:16 2023 No.2539592 >>2528718 COME TO DADDY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 04:15:18 2023 No.2540052 >>2539327 why even have stairs at this point?

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 04:33:07 2023 No.2540064

>>2539590
>>2540052
Quick exit for wheelchairs in case of fire? All someone would have to down is back them down it or make them pop a wheelie while facing it. Not like they can use the elevator during a fire, and you can't have a ramp winding all the way up the building now can you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:43:33 2023 No.2540684 >>2521087 Hearty KEK!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:27:47 2023 No.2540865 File: 89 KB, 640x620, 1673513958758854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] postan a classic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 16:27:20 2023 No.2540882 >>2540064 >it's a handicap ramp, trust me >no, it's impossible to use by yourself, you have to have someone lug you and your wheelchair up and down it If this is actually the case then it's completely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 16:28:25 2023 No.2540883 >>2540865 Imagine how filthy all that porous stone inside the toilet will become after a few years of use...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 16:40:41 2023 No.2540891 >>2540883 Its a bidet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:28:08 2023 No.2540918 >>2540891 Poop still goes in the hole anon..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:34:16 2023 No.2540925 >>2539327 its historical, big "grand" long stairways were a thing back then, see left, its the same again downstairs

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:16:58 2023 No.2540953
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>>2517316
Newer houses no longer have the poop shelves in the toilet-bowls though, so it might be a generational thing.
(or flushing needs more water making it an eco thing to install something different.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:19:01 2023 No.2540955 >>2540891 OK, so it will just take a bit longer before the stone soaks up enough shit and piss that it perpetually smells like a sewer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:20:34 2023 No.2540956 >>2540925 The fucking treads are sloped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:41:53 2023 No.2540969 >>2540865 What am I supposed to do with the seashells?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:09:40 2023 No.2541023 >>2540953 Poop shelves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 21:17:58 2023 No.2541062 >>2541023 poop inspection zone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 02:16:27 2023 No.2541260 >>2540969 scrape the poop off your ass with them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 08:58:02 2023 No.2541380 File: 538 KB, 1080x1088, autism test.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983 monsoon season is coming

Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:16:33 2023 No.2541382
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>>2540953
>flushing needs more water making it an eco thing to install something different
fun fact, in europe, semi-older houses were often built with DN110 HT because toilets often had upto a 9L flushing cistern. In the 2000-2010s, people replaced their toilets to be more ecofriendly and adjusted the cistern to 4.5-6L of water, which results in the water level not being high enough for shit to actually being flushed out the sewage. Newer houses that were built around that time don't have that problem because their sewage pipes have been adjusted to the pipe diameter DN80.

>pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 10:56:57 2023 No.2541405 >>2541380 Then why not hookup solar panels and windturbines to make the house off grid? Get rid of gas cooking too, use induction and electrical heating, and no need for gas at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 13:30:55 2023 No.2541441 File: 153 KB, 1024x687, biogas_for_cooking_teaser-643034668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2541405 >Get rid of gas cooking Out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 15:30:55 2023 No.2541476 >>2541023 aroma shelf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 16:02:27 2023 No.2541483 >>2541405 inefficient waste

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 16:11:20 2023 No.2541486 >>2541023 Mandatory feces inspection and self-reporting was a thing during the cold war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 05:52:03 2023 No.2541787 >>2535486 I can hear the trees blowing and the horses trotting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 05:53:30 2023 No.2541788 >>2540969 >he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 21:26:16 2023 No.2542142 >>2541380 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:26:07 2023 No.2544263 File: 104 KB, 1020x765, 1594585237469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 23:56:35 2023 No.2544294 >>2544263 THE TU8 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:11:51 2023 No.2544310 File: 65 KB, 540x960, FB_IMG_1674000628862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found a thread on Facebook about hiding support beams in basements. Here's some highlights

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:13:12 2023 No.2544311 File: 148 KB, 1080x1440, FB_IMG_1674000637420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2544310

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:15:58 2023 No.2544312 File: 61 KB, 679x960, FB_IMG_1674000640739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2544311 I have no idea why this is such a popular idea. I hope a realtor has the balls to use these "built-ins" as a selling point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:32:52 2023 No.2544331 File: 287 KB, 800x1067, 1600686800313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2544263 >>2544294 Hard to tell, but is a B.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 00:39:03 2023 No.2544338 >>2544331 Is this what it's like to be schizophrenic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 01:26:54 2023 No.2544358 >>2544331 Where did you find this picture of my mother in laws bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 09:36:57 2023 No.2544520 >>2509558 I hope that's a basement

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 09:56:39 2023 No.2544525 File: 383 KB, 1080x1088, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 10:06:17 2023 No.2544526 >>2519689 >>2519689 only wrong because you made water red and fire green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:55:41 2023 No.2544768 >>2544310 >hide support beams >by having support beams with a little bit of design on top

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:07:14 2023 No.2544779 >>2509687 Based

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:45:18 2023 No.2544808

>>2544311
>>2544312
>oh boy time for dinner
>sits at a tiny table attached to support beam in the middle of a massive room
>no ability to look the person on the other side directly in the face
>other person has no ability to see the television without leaning precariously off his center of gravity atop a tall, narrow barstool
>plate is awkwardly close and there is no room to push it comfortably away, but his drink is also too far, "should I put my drink in the center and the plate off to the side?" he briefly ponders
>he turns to look at the television mounted on the wall behind but finds the round table does not provide a place for his elbow to rest comfortably, and the stool has no arm rests
>he decides to move to the side of the table and leans on his arm
>as he reaches across to the other side of the support beam to retrieve his drink his stool topples, his head cracks the unpadded basement floor
>everything is black

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:09:05 2023 No.2544863 >>2518768 I was at some bougie fucks house and had a giant glass garage door that you'd see in a garage. Basically opened up the whole living room to the beach. Hope there's a guard rail on the other side

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:47:14 2023 No.2545222 >>2516950 >The spaghetti is OK This is okay to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:48:15 2023 No.2545224 File: 4 KB, 250x250, 1649625930988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2518403 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:54:41 2023 No.2545225 >>2523307 nothing can't you see it's grounded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:20:52 2023 No.2545231 >>2544263 that looks nothing like a cancelled Soviet bomber project stupid tiles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:44:27 2023 No.2545374 >>2544312 >>2544311 At least make the tables square Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:36:18 2023 No.2545401 >>2544808 >having sympathy for someone so stupid they can't sit at a table. I suffer no fools

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 06:57:47 2023 No.2545944 >>2544312 I hope they don't have a cat

>>	P Fri Jan 20 07:50:13 2023 No.2545962 >>2539028 Glass is frosted. Retards don’t understand spacemaxxing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 16:04:32 2023 No.2546136 >>2545962 >it's just a fuzzy silhouette of someone wiping their ass >everyone else is retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 17:00:04 2023 No.2546155 >>2540865 The shits I take smear stain smooth porcelain.the rum and seafood shits id take on a beach vacation would not be fun to clean out of that fixture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 18:10:25 2023 No.2546187 >>2531849 fucking spics

>>	P Fri Jan 20 19:16:37 2023 No.2546224 >>2546136 >tee hee I see daddy go blurry poop!!! You have to be over 18 to post here kid

Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:15:31 2023 No.2546317

>>2546224
Only a child would not have the foresight to see that glass walls in a bathroom is a bad idea. A child would also double down on their retardation in an effort to not admit they are wrong.
But again,
>everybody else is retarded, not me.
>nevermind the sheer number of posts agreeing that this is a bad idea, they're all wrong!

P Sat Jan 21 20:59:07 2023 No.2547338

>>2546317
Nice tantrum kiddo but the difference is that I flip houses so I actually understand what I’m looking at.
While you see tee hee pee poo, daddy sees maximizing use of otherwise useless square footage, direction of travel clearances, minimizing partition footprint, natural light penetration, etc

>wahhh the other ppl agree with me :(

Ah yes, the geniuses who don’t understand structural integrity of tempered glass and the mensans spamming tism tests…
You absolutely reek of redd*t lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 05:02:42 2023 No.2547663 >>2547338 >house flipper >toxic fuckhead with shit taste checks out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 11:55:52 2023 No.2547774 >>2547338 > /o/ troll thinking he's hot shit LOL!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 13:11:17 2023 No.2547786 File: 42 KB, 1080x1080, lineless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2516983

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 18:32:45 2023 No.2547956 >>2539191 >door that leads directly to the outside is plain glass with no locking mechanism it's an indoor sauna, it's Finland after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 10:11:07 2023 No.2548430 >>2539191 why would you need to lock it, you can see someone is inside

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:46:33 2023 No.2548738 >>2545944 I was assuming that was done intentionally for a cat scratching post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:00:00 2023 No.2548749 File: 1.05 MB, 3025x1473, diy_horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] greetings from /diy/ here is something from the printer thread, thought I'd share.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:43:30 2023 No.2549095 File: 141 KB, 1266x1042, p79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2548604 Sheeeeeeit Is you a smart ass college nigga?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 15:52:08 2023 No.2549097 File: 1.02 MB, 3264x2448, perfect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2548738 >done intentionally for a cat scratching post More like evoking the the age of sail, and arousing your sense of adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 16:30:38 2023 No.2549118 >>2545944 Turning those into cat trees is probably a better idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 00:07:31 2023 No.2550513 >>2541380 lol

Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:43:20 2023 No.2550579

>>2512269
>Trip down stairs
>Black and Blue from bruises down a wooden staircase
>Get to the corner
>Bounce off wall, since my 400lb mommy's good boy frame deflects off it like a beach ball
>Head goes over let handrail
>Beautifully clean cut as the glass glides through my neck like a guinsoo knife on the infomercials

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:45:21 2023 No.2550580 >>2518403 >Putting architectural traps in your own house Unbelievably based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:49:05 2023 No.2550582 >>2519718 Charge him 30 minutes worth of time as "Client meeting about mail slot" but probably just check with your boss because it'll probs send this guy into a frenzy, but the seething would be a fun kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:51:36 2023 No.2550586 >>2528328 Why wouldn't they just combine them all into a centralised backbone so there's like 1 cable run with a few high bandwidth cables instead of this solution? Fucking India.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:55:18 2023 No.2550588 >>2539327 >Wheelchair accessible stairs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:55:42 2023 No.2550589 File: 902 KB, 1997x1497, s867256681764039921_p4389_i2_w1997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2544331 this reminds me of those I Spy books I read as a kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:58:37 2023 No.2550591 >>2544312 If these things are just aesthetic, it's fucking stupid, but this one actually kinda looks a little cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 02:40:26 2023 No.2550601 >>2529825 Cleanly stapled. Job well done

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 02:43:27 2023 No.2550605 >>2537337 Lel

Anonymous Sat Jan 28 05:30:32 2023 No.2551205

>>2515940
holy fucking shit you just unlocked a very old memory in my brain. hands down one of the funniest threads i ever read, the groverhaus.

another good one was the fyad thread about the goon who tried to start a new life in a self made jungle nation which had a shitty shower and unfinished cabin to sleep in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 05:40:01 2023 No.2551215 >>2526609 this expresses the gender dichotomy to absolute perfection. >female side full of tons of shit and a hanging power bar for additional peripherals >male side is a door stop, some soap, and that's it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 05:46:34 2023 No.2551221 >>2544310 my dad was friends with a dude who had a stripper pole installed into his apartment like this, for his wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 05:52:25 2023 No.2551224 >>2550589 these books had a very specific scent too if i could ever find the one i had as a kid i'd probably cry. i fucking loved these collages.

Anonymous Sat Jan 28 06:43:47 2023 No.2551240

>>2550586
Well you start 20 years ago and you put up 1 288 fiber. Then you had 12 drops and then you got a realn op reject coming through.so you add another case so you have more ports to splice onto. Now you get some techs that start weaving some spaghetti drops in there because they're fucjing retarded. Now you can't take the splice down, all future work had to be done in situ. No reaso to treat the slack nice. It's already spaghetti. Just Crack the case open, shove a new cable in there and leave.

Continue for 10 more years, add another 288 or 576 fiber.

To clean it up you'd need like 2 or 3 months of work. Best thing would be if someone ran into it with a dump truck. Everyone would be put of service. There'd be good excuse to cut it all out and start over. Only the people still in service will complain their shit isn't working. Still probably 2 weeks of work for 4 people

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 14:49:49 2023 No.2551333 >>2549095 wtf is this?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 19:24:14 2023 No.2552086 >>2552017 World's most extreme bug zapper. Also works on mice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 19:37:16 2023 No.2552106 >>2552017 I like how they went through the trouble of a proper enclosure to pull that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 19:56:14 2023 No.2552128 >>2552106 I had the same thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 20:13:45 2023 No.2552144 >>2552005 >what am I looking at here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 20:19:37 2023 No.2552151 >>2552144 On the other side of the wall, you can pull the string down & it flips the switch up. Etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 21:22:57 2023 No.2552187 File: 10 KB, 211x246, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2552007

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 21:44:56 2023 No.2552207 Someone please make a webm from this https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1619205682888318978

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 21:59:24 2023 No.2552227 >>2544263 This feels like a 1970s British version of 'quirky' Live, laugh, love signs/pictures

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 22:01:32 2023 No.2552229 >>2541023 Germans are genetically predisposed to being scat fetishists

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 22:02:10 2023 No.2552230 >>2544312 This could actually work if you wanted to go for a POTC Tortuga aesthetic which given the stone walling is entirely possible. Needs aged looking wood though and that would be terrible as a main family dining table.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 22:06:09 2023 No.2552235 >>2541380 AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 23:24:36 2023 No.2552299 >>2544263 >Ben Garrisons bathroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:43:17 2023 No.2552337 File: 646 KB, 1627x1940, nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2552299 Sir, I am writing to inform you that I enjoy both the content of your post, as well as the repetitive nature of your post number.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 04:04:12 2023 No.2552487 >>2552144 Remote activated switch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:01:26 2023 No.2552726 >>2552337 >using a house clearing service that only has mobile numbers This is how you get a flytipping fine because the council discovered your waste in a beauty spot a few weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:11:48 2023 No.2552831 >>2544331 I would have to be on blood pressure meds if I had to wake up and brush my teeth in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:46:03 2023 No.2552855 >>2518768 I bet the house is older than the current road, probably cut the old road out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:48:55 2023 No.2552859 >>2526609 Imagine walking in here while on acid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:07:52 2023 No.2552878 >>2522341 >OSB I want to punch in the face whoever decided that OSB is an acceptable interior finish material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:19:22 2023 No.2552887 >>2529825 I want to believe that this was a drunken redneck job, but I fear that it was a licensed electrician.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:42:57 2023 No.2552900 >>2552726 Fuck off bootlicker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:20:32 2023 No.2553088 File: 223 KB, 1920x1080, vent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this bathroom vent duct just kind of tacked up near the ridge vent. I'm not sure how it was originally, because the ridge vent was added later when it was re-roofed.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:31:54 2023 No.2553099

I once tore open an exterior wall that had seven studs in a seven foot space. Most of them were doubled up because not a single one hadn't been compromised by bizarrely run plumbing. It was probably ok, but it looked ugly as fuck. I ended up rebuilding the entire section and relocating the plumbing. Who puts plumbing in a poorly insulated exterior wall?

Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:05:57 2023 No.2554273
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>>2552900
Nah, fuck flytippers and fuck morons who hire untraceable house clearance services that almost always end up being travellers who'll dump it in the nearest quiet green space.

It's not bootlicking to not want people to act like cunts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 17:19:04 2023 No.2554864 >>2552005 That's actually a pretty nifty solution to a pain in the ass problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 17:22:25 2023 No.2554868 >>2552003 I refuse to believe this wasn't done as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 17:33:13 2023 No.2554875 >>2511949 >castlevania

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 18:12:49 2023 No.2554888 File: 2.21 MB, 406x720, keepyourarmsandlegsinsidethevehicle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2552207 Here you go, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 15:16:04 2023 No.2555468 >>2552003 what is this supposed to mean originally? this architect bullshit can't be easily googled, I asked my boss and he doesn't know either

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 15:19:34 2023 No.2555472 >>2555468 >>2552003 I take it back it has a different lineweight so it's ptobably meant to be a leader line that specifies the name of the detail you should look for

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 16:24:23 2023 No.2555522

>>2554273
Perhaps it would be possible to withhold payment until they produce a receipt or other suitable proof that the junk was taken to a landfill.
Although most people would prefer to save a few bucks and turn a blind eye to what happens to their stuff after it's hauled off.

Truth is, you deserve a fine if the person you hired dumps it in a field.
Yes, fuck the people who did it. And fuck the people that hired them to do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 16:55:49 2023 No.2555557 >>2552012 I see absolutely nothing wrong with this, based and chadpilled

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:03:54 2023 No.2555564

>>2511819
>>2509855
>>2511122
We all know how shit like this happens
>skeleton has windows fixed in position according to drawing
>finishing stage
>glass people put window in place
>steel supports get delivered, worker looks at drawing, they need to go at x m from the left, right here... in this window
>"hey boss there's something not right here, take a look at the draw..."
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE ALREADY YOU FOLLOW THAT DRAWING TO A T OR YOU'RE FIRED GOT THAT?!"
>your_wish_is_my_command.mp4

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 19:13:01 2023 No.2555650 >>2555472 Correct. The circle notes where to go in the plans to find the detail of what's inside the dashed line it's pointing to. Top figure is the drawing label, the bottom figure is the sheet it's on.

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 20:47:01 2023 No.2555691

>>2555522
>Truth is, you deserve a fine if the person you hired dumps it in a field.
This is an absolutely retarded line of thinking. A customer is not, and should not be, held accountable for a business's illegal practices. It's a 99% chance the transaction is made entirely in good faith and almost impossible to prove otherwise. But yes, let's make everyone responsible for everyone else's actions. People like you are the entire reason we have such over excessive dumbshit laws. You lack the imagination to understand that you won't always be right, and that you've set a precedent that could harm you in the long run. Please don't vote, and please don't have kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 21:22:12 2023 No.2555708 >>2555691 If you think someone is going to dump your shit in a field and hire them anyway you also deserve a fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 21:23:13 2023 No.2555709 >>2555522 Fuck that. Fine the people who dumped it, not the people who had no way of knowing that was going to happen.

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 21:40:42 2023 No.2555716

>>2555708
And how would you prove that the customer knew their shit would be dumped in a field? Is there an exemption for people who didn't know their shit would be dumped illegally? Would the customer have to prove their innocence instead of the state proving their guilt? Do you know how anything works? Or do you just want 'BAD PEOPLE PUNISHED' without a single logical thought on the implementation of such a law and the detrimental effects it would have on you fellow citizens? Again, for everyone else's benefit, please refrain from voting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:28:19 2023 No.2556011 File: 752 KB, 916x763, bins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2552337 Well this was predictable

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:30:51 2023 No.2556014 File: 3.00 MB, 3024x4032, img_20190714_104425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2556011 Also on the subject of Brighton based DIY abominations...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:08:26 2023 No.2556025 >>2556011 why can some lawyer give orders to people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:35:34 2023 No.2556107 >>2556025 Cease and desists. You don't have to obey it but without your own team of lawyers it'll probably be followed by an injunction and a court date.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:09:00 2023 No.2556886 File: 2.52 MB, 2732x1770, Screenshot 2023-02-05 at 12.07.18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:27:16 2023 No.2556949 >>2552207 >>2554888 I have nightmares exactly like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 10:26:46 2023 No.2557430 >>2556886 is that proto-gamer stylistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 16:52:52 2023 No.2557541 >>2556011 >>2556025 >>2556107 >LORD OF THE >nooooooooo you can't name something with those three words it's in violation of our trademark we own because we stole the rights to a dead man's books

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 18:59:53 2023 No.2557594 >>2557541 I mean, they clearly are playing off it with the font etc, and they probably have a fresh trademark for the movies

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 04:09:54 2023 No.2557865 >>2555522 if a judge or da lets a criminal out of jail they should be held responsible for any crimes they commit.

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