Roommate Revenge

[Anonymous No.2458632]

Hey /diy/ I need to get back at some roommates. They fucked with my tools while I was out at uni and that was the last straw. They're all iPhone normies who trash the kitchen and smoke weed and are generally annoying. What are some /diy/ solutions to get back at them?

[Anonymous No.2458637]

>>2458632
I know 4chan is not my personal army just looking for some malicious /diy/ ideas to perform

[Anonymous No.2458641]

>>2458632
Change the locks, get new roommates.

[Anonymous No.2458642]

>>2458632
What did they do to your tools?

[Anonymous No.2458647]

>>2458642
used them without any sort of permission. lost some screwdrivers, tried to use a soldering iron to fix a bike break line, used electrical wire strippers to cut said break like to size (and fucked it up which is why they used the solder), general retardedness.
>>2458641
LOL i wish. Moving out with gf in a year, looking to make my currents roommates lives a living hell for the last year before I leave

[Anonymous No.2458648]

Do the usual shit and never flush. Stop flushing your turds. Become the turd roommate.

[Anonymous No.2458650]

>>2458632
one idea i had was to put our router/modem on a christmas light timer so it turns on/off routinely during the day

[Anonymous No.2458653]

>>2458648
Even better - turd in their hamper. That way their laundry comes out assfully fresh.

[Anonymous No.2458656]

>>2458648
I like this, especially since one of the femoids has her own bathroom
>>2458653
kek

[Anonymous No.2458659]

I know it sounds faggy but something over-engineered would be interesting. Finishing out uni for engineering and I've worked on a few projects, but I want some inspiration to apply what I know

[Anonymous No.2458663]

>>2458659
Random noise generator and hide it in the walls/heating vents if their rooms.

Hidden cameras + honeypot scheme.

Flip the breaker to their rooms at night, so their phones are never charged in the morning.

Internet cutoff switch.

Phone Signal jammer

[Anonymous No.2458693]

>>2458632
Get a bowl, mix chlorine tablets with vinegar and leave on top of some cupboard just before you leave again

[Anonymous No.2458739]

Tooth brush in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.2458773]

>>2458632
Tvs are tedious but easy to take apart.
While they are all out. Take a TV apart and cut the power wire inside forcing them to buy a new TV. Roofing nail in tire.
Small simple things that make people spend money are what I'd do

[Anonymous No.2459017]

>>2458653

[Anonymous No.2459042]

>>2458650
very interesting

[Anonymous No.2459109]

>>2458632
stop paying rent

[Anonymous No.2459159]

>>2458632
Not your’re personal army

[Anonymous No.2459162]

>>2459159
> Not you are personal army
> You're > you are

[Anonymous No.2459163]

>>2459162
Fucc forgot to add this:

Make a fake bomb and call the cops on the building whenever you are out of town.

[Anonymous No.2459166]

>>2459162
Holy shit, summer is over, what the fuck are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.2459228]

Cut a few toenails and fingernails, make some potota salad, one good bowl for you and your gf, and a bad one with the nails in it, good luck.

[Anonymous No.2459256]

>>2458656
Stick a hard boiled sweet in the shower head/pipe and whenever she has a shower it'll be sticky water coming out.
Piss/cum in their shampoo and shower gel bottles
Mix oregano in with their weed

[Anonymous No.2459257]

OP here, I think I found a pretty easy and effective method to piss them off. I think a circuit like I've drawn here in pic rel would be sufficient: set the value of R1 so that the capacitor charges for a long time, then have it quickly set off a small piezo buzzer. Whole device can be the size of a quarter and only cost me a couple cents to get made. Can make a few of them and hide them around everywhere so that there's just random constant buzzing in every corner of the house.

[Anonymous No.2459262]

If you're any way electronically inclined make a device that randomly changes the volume/channel on the tv. Should be easy to do with an IR led, a microcontroller and a few other bits and bobs

[Anonymous No.2459263]

>>2458632
Poke holes in a few condoms they have.

[Anonymous No.2459339]

Kill yourself in their bath tub. They will need a crane to take you out.

[Anonymous No.2459852]

>>2459166

you seemed to miss the point of that post dumbfuck. other person use you're instead of your. appears you are the one who should disappear with summer, you fucking noob

[Anonymous No.2459890]

>>2458641
This is the only recourse. Pay to break the lease and just fucking leave one day when everyone’s gone without a word. Trying to get revenge against someone you live with is shitting where you eat. Unpopular and boring advice from someone who’s been there. But have fun pulling epic pranks on your roommates who have unfettered access to everything you own when you aren’t home.

[Anonymous No.2459893]

Grow a pair of balls and confront them.
They will come in handy when you are older.

[Anonymous No.2459899]

>>2458650
Had a roommate back in the day that ran up phone bills and wouldn't pay. Put a switch online to his phone jack and used speaker wire to run it into the living room under the couch. Anytime he started using the phone the jack would die. Seems like you could do something similar with the router.

[Anonymous No.2459905]

>>2459852
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.2460038]

did you ask them to replace the damaged snips and lost screw drivers? how did they respond?
.
..
...did they really try to solder a snapped brake cable back together? lol

[Anonymous No.2460039]

>>2459339
dammit this is way funnier than what I was gonna post

[Anonymous No.2460128]

>>2458632
Flip the directions of some of the light switches.
>Be me
>roomates piss me off by doing some normal shit
>le weed.jpg
>le plates.gif
>finally
>room mates out
>time for some /diy/ schinanagans
>decide to flip the bathroom light upside down
>wait a week
>roomies are out
>devious tomfuckery time
>flip it back to normal
>flip the kitchen light
>wait 2 days
>flip half of the lights in the house one way an half the other
>continue like this for a month
>denying allegations
>friends both know its me
>"anon wtf I don't care that you autisticly fuck with the lights, I care that you think so little of us to lie to our faces for weeks. I thought we were friends anon"
>mfw epicly trolled friends into leaving me
>be me
>alone

So yea that would be funny

[Anonymous No.2460148]

>>2459339
^voice of wisdom

[Anonymous No.2460198]

>>2458632
The solution is be an adult and talk to them about your feelings. Bottling up your shit and taking it out on pretty vengeance is making you the hellish roommate.

[Anonymous No.2461665]

>>2460038
yes they really did LOL
>>2460128
top kek

[Anonymous No.2462134]

>>2458647
>tried to use a soldering iron to fix a bike break line

[Anonymous No.2462647]

>>2462134
>>2460038
it's retardation, and yes and they deny everything.
I ended up recently getting permission from the landlord to put my own personal lock on my door.

[Anonymous No.2462660]

Loosen a bunch of hardware around the house, toilet anchors, door hinges, fan blades. Shit that you would need tools to fix.

[Anonymous No.2462687]

>normal people when disagreeing with others
Hey that wasn't alright, let's discuss how we can make this right
>4chan autist schizoids
How do I set BOOBY TRAPS for my WEED-SMOKING-I-PHONE-DEGENERATE ROOMIES who TOUCHED my SCREWDRIVER??

[Anonymous No.2462699]

>>2462687
>normie faggot when getting fucked by niggers
oh me oh my haha woop guess I'll just take it like a bitch and complain on my tiktok
>4chads
how about I kill you, how about that?

[Anonymous No.2462702]

>>2462699
Sniveling about "normies" is embarrassing, you're not the Joker you're a troglodyte

[Anonymous No.2462703]

>>2462702
where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.2462705]

>>2462703
A /diy/ board, not /r9k/

[Anonymous No.2462707]

>>2462705
>A /diy/ board, not /r9k/

[Anonymous No.2462993]

>>2458647
Don't live with your girlfriend unless you're getting married before then. That is if you want a happy marriage.

[Anonymous No.2463066]

>>2459257
Wouldn't that just constant run the buzzer
I don't understand why you'd do the capacitor or transistor or voltage divider

[doof No.2463071]

>>2458632
good ol pee in the shampoo
works every time

[Anonymous No.2463503]

>>2458632
Tell them that if they ever touch your tools again your going to beat the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.2463534]

>>2458632

[Anonymous No.2464366]

When they're out take their toothbrush and shove it in your butt pipe. Shove it so far in they'll never find it and have to buy new one.

[Anonymous No.2464483]

>>2462647
If they deny ruining your property, why respect their property ? Why not take theirs and sell it to recuperate the costs of new equipment + extra for the time and effort ?

[Anonymous No.2465711]

Dont shower for a month and hang out with them

[Anonymous No.2466746]

>>2465711
Shower with them for a month

[Fuck The Electric Jew No.2466789]

>>2458632
Learn a cash hobby (farmers markets on weekend selling driftwood or somthing, it doesn’t really matter, just has to be cash only business and this will be your future cover.
>Make sure you gradually learn the mannerisms of the one that appears the most similar to you.
>isolate them from the outside world by learning their passwords and messaging friends, co workers and their family from their devices or profiles profane (but legal) things.
>sneak into their room when they are vegetative from weed at night and steal their Wallet, fake a small controlled fire when they are passed out and make sure the alarm goes off. (This can be done by simply burning bacon on the stove etc).
>The adrenaline/ weed comatose / and general lack of memory will be a decent cover for “where did my wallet go?”
>man, you smoke so much weed you probably forgot it somewhere.
>immediately create a new email with a similar name, slightly different spelling and apply for credit cards. Make sure you have them sent to a P.O. Box in another city (you can buy one for very little), make sure you use their ID. You must do this the next day or it may be flagged as lost etc. make sure you wear clothes belonging to your roommate and then put them back exactly as you found them.
>Keep wallet and contents in a safety deposit box away from your property.
>for the year leading up to the move do nothing but become great friends with them, while building the credit up by paying for gas and paying the balance entirely each month with your new CC’s.
>about 18 days before you’re about to move out, on a night they stay home and don’t go anywhere, max out CC’s withdrawals in cash and make sure you’re wearing their clothes again.
>Lace their weed with fentanyl a week prior to moving out, and bam, you now have ultimate revenge and cash for a down payment on a house. When questioned; I worked so hard during school on weekends saved every penny I earned at the markets!

[Kevin Van Dam !ZNBx60Gj/k No.2466812]

>>2458632
One of the old frat house pranks for shitty roommates was to make chocolate chunk cookies with laxative chocolate. Leave them on the stove to cool. After the first asshole eats a couple, you say “Well I made them for class but now I don’t have enough for everybody, so you fags can just finish them” and watch the shitty roommates eat all of the choco ex-lax cookies.

[Anonymous No.2466824]

>>2466746
Shower and don't hang out with them for a month

[Anonymous No.2466829]

>>2466789
>just wear their clothes bro
you're fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.2466855]

>>2459159
>Not your're
no you

[Anonymous No.2466859]

>>2460198
that only works with normal people, retards need beating or heavy confrontation
but why live with retards?

[Anonymous No.2466951]

poo in the dryer and turn it on full blast for 2 hours. your shit will get permanently baked to the inside and nothing will ever be able to be done to get the poo out. anything you put in after that will smell like poo. they'll have to replace the entire unit. when they get a new one immediately do it again.

[Anonymous No.2467432]

>>2458653
Feline hands typed this

[Anonymous No.2467533]

>>2458632
Become that one larper and replace your roomies mattress with one found in your local ghetto.

[Anonymous No.2468405]

>>2458632
Bluetooth noisemakers but put them in the walls, they will never find that shit

Also never flush EVER.

[Anonymous No.2468950]

>>2458632

[Anonymous No.2468993]

Lace their weed with fent

[Anonymous No.2469000]

These are all such retarded ideas

[Jayden No.2469001]

>>2468950

[Anonymous No.2469016]

>>2458647
Just steal from them without them knowing or being able to pin it on you. You get to buy replacement tools, they lose stuff/money. Confronting them in any way will ultimately not help you. Lock up your shit.

[Anonymous No.2469110]

>>2469016
This lol

Doesn't sound like they fucked your tools too bad though. Lock your valuables.

[Anonymous No.2469726]

>>2458773
dont forget to put the nail in the sidewall of the tire so it cant be patched, forcing them to buy a whole new tire.

[Anonymous No.2469731]

>>2462687
you're just jealous that he owns some screwdrivers and you don't.

[Anonymous No.2469733]

>>2458647
Thats like $30 kek, just ask for new stuff you petty jew or if you are an autist just steal whatever the monetary value was

[Anonymous No.2469763]

>>2459159
anon struggles with grammar

[Anonymous No.2470065]

steal their shit and move out and regret it for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.2470066]

>>2458647
you sound like a child
found the guy who never learned to communicate

[Anonynous No.2470090]

>>2458647
You sound like a manchild.

[Anonymous No.2470092]

>>2470065
Amanita muscaria with no scales or really yellow phalloides ? boletus edulis, slippery jack?, black trumpet? What's the long skinny red one? I doubt it's a muscaria.

[Anonymous No.2470103]

>>2459905
>not hownew.ru
You had one job.

>>2465711
>>2466746
>>2466824
gb2...

>>2458632
Give them a pineapple. Takes a crane to get it out.

[Anonymous No.2470242]

>>2466746
Shower with a month, for them

[Anonymous No.2471744]

>>2458637
>malicious
Try being understanding. Maybe walk a mile in your roommates shoes?

[Anonymous No.2471750]

Cum their pillows

[Anonymous No.2471757]

>Put powdered jello in shower heads for a gooey surprise
>Cum in tissues and leave them everywhere
>Leave door open to piss, grunt and aim directly for the loud part of the bowl
>Use way too much of everything; laundry soap, coffee, straws, etc
>Walk around in underwear/shirtless 24/7
>Re arrange the furniture in common areas without notice randomly and frequently
>Use bassy speakers to be the most annoying faggot ever
>Treat the microwave like your bitch, boil soups till they explode etc
>Cook with fragrant ingredients, leave them out, expect infestations
>Just stop paying bills and wait till they really freak out to lazily react
>Cancel the power, water, internet, etc, feign ignorance
>Slam doors always
>Whistle, snap fingers, sing to self
>Knock on their doors/get their attention for inane bullshit ("where's the drain cleaner" "you think my eyebrows are chad enough")
>Embarrass the friends/company they have over, tell sordid stories
>Introduce them to cigarettes/harder drugs/daily alcohol abuse and leave them to pick up the pieces
>Borrow things and return them broken (like they did)
>Give out their phone numbers etc to scammers so they get millions of calls
>Mass report their social media accounts so they get banned
>Start taking small amounts of their weed so they don't notice the missing amount and flushing it, do this as much as you can
>Buy some retarded home alarm system, trip it as often as possible/make it way too sensitive
>Grease up all the handles to the cupboards/fridge/doors etc
>spit on the floor
>"lose" dishes and cutlery under furniture, in your car, etc
>leave banana peels, beer cans, old fruity sugary shit everywhere to create fruit fly hell
>start hoarding useless, dumb shit and keep it everywhere. block areas, jam it with their shit
>move their shoes/keys/etc to weird places, deny you did it
>unscrew lightbulbs and throw them out, deny you did it
>break as many dishes as you can get away with, leave kettle on the stove, scrape pans,

[Anonymous No.2471770]

>>2458632
Fake convert to judaism, and insist that they respect your ancient particularisms while accusing them of antisemitism/racism/oppressing you somehow. Film all of this and sent the footage to the ADL; they are in fact a malicious joke organization and will think it's so funny that they will help you fuck with them.

[Anonymous No.2471860]

>>2468950
yes was

[Anonymous No.2471912]

>>2471757
all good except for the door slamming, - too 'im angry'
and the key/shoe moving - too eyebrow raising

[Anonymous No.2471981]

if they lock their rooms, pee in a baking tray, freeze it and when they are out slide the frozen pee under the door.

[Anonymous No.2471987]

>>2460128
That's kinda sad anon

[Anonymous No.2472032]

>>2458632
disco de meo

[Anonymous No.2473026]

>>2458632
Insulate the walls with pennies
They’ll have no clue why their hands keep smelling metallic

[Anonymous No.2473323]

OP.. just next time get a metal cabinet or just a cabinet with a lock and keep the key..

[Densel No.2473348]

Trow a cup full of some liquid at them when they least expect it and also make them accidentally sit on feecees.