/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.2390286]

If you say
>kuh-nip-ecks
I automatically assume that you're developmentally disabled in some way.

[Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw No.2390292]

>>2390286
Red channellocks

[Anonymous No.2390294]

>>2390286
Well, being retarded, antisocial and proud of it will do that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg38fvLR6-k

[Anonymous No.2390297]

>>2390294
We speak English here in America, Ruprecht. The K is silent.

[Anonymous No.2390308]

>>2390297
Surnames are what they are despite your propensity to assume that whatever happens in the USA among gooberati such as yourself is universal by default.
T. another american who gets why people think we're all morons

[Anonymous No.2390311]

>>2390294
German here
Das ist richtig

[Anonymous No.2390318]

>>2390297
But it is a German brand.

[Anonymous No.2390364]

>>2390286
>>2390297
So are you a nigger or a retard? Either way, please do us all a favour

[Anonymous No.2390365]

>>2390294
this sounds absolutely retarded. it's pronounced "ny-pex" and is obviously a play on the word "knife"

[Anonymous No.2390392]

>>2390286
I don’t worry about what people with down syndrome think of me quite frankly

[Anonymous No.2390447]

>>2390286
>hook and loop

[Anonymous No.2390461]

I pronounce it as knipex "nypeks" and porsche as "poorsh". Germanniggers seething, I hate germans so much.

[Anonymous No.2390469]

>>2390447
Industrial strength velcro is the best stuff on the planet. I covered the back of my phone with the loop material and put the look side on the center console of my truck. I'm not paying for some stupid ass phone holder.

[Anonymous No.2390473]

>>2390461
>porsche as "poorsh".
I'm watching the Seinfeld Comedians in Cars series on Netflix, and he's supposedly a big car guy who actually owns at least one porshe, and that fucking tard says por-sha in some episodes and porsh in others. Not that I know which is correct, nor do I care, but goddamit choose one and stick to it.

[Anonymous No.2390512]

>>2390365
The link is to the company YT page where they literally had to make a video showing how to pronounce it.
No shame in not knowing, but only the most addled dumbfuck would announce that he thinks the company itself is wrong, as it matters outside his feverish, cement filled skull.
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.2390518]

>>2390473
It's por-sha but I see all kinds of professional car people on TV who should know better saying porch, just saw one this AM as a matter of fact where they had to take one to the por-sha frame. specialist who called them por-shas repeatedly in front of the restoration guy and in an interview, and rhe client was immune from getting it...when it was done he said "I'm here to pick up the PORSH".
It's almost like people who restore cars and run junkyards aren't that bright.

[Anonymous No.2390790]

>>2390365
Its a word play on "(ab)knipsen"

This is 4chan, we pronounce it ku nee pecks here

[Anonymous No.2390812]

>>2390447
>pube and claw

[Anonymous No.2390894]

>>2390469
This one is fake.
Velcro is french for VELour CROchet.
The french sentence on the package "supérieur au pouvoir" has no sense.

[Anonymous No.2390931]

>>2390286
We all pronounce your name as "faggot"

[Anonymous No.2390965]

>>2390931
OMMFGROMMFFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0

[Anonymous No.2391005]

>>2390286
kunipekkusu

[Anonymous No.2391011]

>>2390286
>zap straps

[Anonymous No.2391099]

>>2390461
Are you Jewish?

[Anonymous No.2391183]

Channel locks. But red, and forgein.

[Anonymous No.2391206]

>>2390286
cunny pecs

[Anonymous No.2391441]

The mosquito


Pls tell me someone else has called it this

[Anonymous No.2391569]

>>2391441
"that shitty tool that I hate."
I mean, if you need it, you kind of need it, but it goes through blades so fast. I'm not made of money.

[Anonymous No.2391571]

>>2390286
You fucking utter retard it's german and it's said kinda like "Knee-pecks" with the k being spoken, not silent.

[Anonymous No.2391581]

>>2391571
Its Kuh Knee Pex, its not hard to find official videos saying so

[Anonymous No.2391588]

>>2391569
Maybe a Dremel would be able to do what this does? I need it mostly for cutting holes in cabinets for electrical boxes and cutting precise openings in drywall.

[Anonymous No.2391593]

>>2391588
It does great with drywall and is my favorite tool for that.>>2390286
I will always call it ne-pex because I live in america, and I can say it how I want. I say plenty of foreign worlds how an american would say it.... because I am in america.


Oh and I still use channellocks more

[Anonymous No.2391598]

>>2390318
i think you mean a Deutche brand?

[Anonymous No.2391605]

>>2390297
We don't call apple apfel or the iphone ieh-telefon because it's name not a word you can translate. Names don't care about language unless you are retarded. If you don't know how to pronounce something that's fair and happens but if you keep doing it even if you know better you're just stupid.

People often americanize names but for some reason that's okay with french and german names but nobody does it with Obinna Adekunle or something. Then everyone listens how the name is pronounced instead of just mangling it up like every other name.

In the us so many people are confused when i tell them my name because i tell them my real name not the american version. My brain doesn't really respond to the latter and that's annoying if you get called in a store or whatever. At least the chinese guys pick completely new easy names like John. Or you take a few seconds to learn their real name.

>>2390365
kekd

>>2390461
Worse than porsh is "b m double u" or "double u double u double u" which takes centuries to say compared to [bmv] or [vvv]

[Anonymous No.2392949]

Are there any alternatives/rivals to the cute little Knipex Cobra (XS) pliers? I need some to complement my Victorinox. Something that would be as small but with additional wire cutters would be god tier but that's probably too much to ask.

[Anonymous No.2392952]

>>2391588
Rotozip built an entire brand around Dremel bits for cutting holes in drywall for electricians

[Anonymous No.2394144]

>>2391605
>Worse than porsh is "b m double u"
lol do germshits really get triggered by the way literally every inglish speaker says BMW? (Germany only makes shit cars btw)

[Anonymous No.2394182]

>>2394144
At least they are better than "american" cars

[Anonymous No.2394231]

>>2390286
america in a nutshell. they think youre dumb for being right because its more important to be patriotic than right

[Anonymous No.2394415]

>>2392949
There's a set …

[Anonymous No.2394426]

Knipex
>Knip-ex
>>Knipples

[Anonymous No.2394448]

>>2394415
Oh, that's pretty cool anon. Thanks.