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So I've started a pretty nice little handyman business which has become my full time job. Need a name, want something witty and rememberable. I was gonna go with Screw, Nut, and Bolt Handyman Services but don't wanna put that on the back of my truck cause I pick my son up from school. I'm in Kentucky and my name isn't Andy ;/

>> No.2033035

Oh ya, forgot to mention, $50 on paypal if it's good

>> No.2033037

>>2033034
>>2033035
Do it yourself

>> No.2033040

>>2033034
Handy Manny service.
get it cuz ur manny

>> No.2033045

>>2033034
thinking something like "Done Right" or DunRite or something

>> No.2033047

>>2033034
if your kid thinks screw, nut, and bolt isn't funny you raised them wrong. And if they're not old enough to know what it means yet... A. it doesn't matter and B. you still have a chance to teach them good humor

>> No.2033059

Jack of All Trades - General services

>> No.2033076

White Handyman

>> No.2033093
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>> No.2033105

>>2033093
Lmao

>> No.2033167

>>2033034
The Good Touch

>> No.2033213

>>2033167
Show me on the doll where the handyman touched you

>> No.2033216

Fuck Niggers Renovations

>> No.2033223

>>2033034
Sneed's (formally Chuck's)

>> No.2033233

>>2033034
Cheap Handies until you get some experience under your belt, then rebrand to Quality Handies

>> No.2033245

White (ethnicity) Handyman

>> No.2033279

>>2033245
Lol I'm white but most of my customers are black folks

>> No.2033280

>>2033279
They're still more likely to hire a white guy, they know.

>> No.2033444

>>2033280
How about Whitey's Niggerproofing

>> No.2033611

Name: Go for the usual Hanks Handyman Service or something similar. The slogan is where you have your fun.
Slogan: "We'll fix everything but your dog"

>> No.2033636

>>2033611
In all seriousness, I get a ton of business just from shit posting from my company fb page. That's why I'm on a quest for a sneed's level name

>> No.2033678

>>2033611
Rookie. I'll fix the dog

>> No.2033684

>>2033279
M.C. Nailgun
It has gun in the name and niggers love guns.

>> No.2033697

>>2033034
"Let Manny the Tranny give you a Handy" painted on the side of your van with a charactature of you wearing a wig and holding a hammer

>> No.2033767

>>2033697
>charactature
My name isn't Manny though

>> No.2033778

>>2033047
>putting a sex joke on a vehicle you park near a school
I don't think his son is the issue here

>> No.2033902

>>2033034
Fred loves the fix
(Formerly Dougs)

>> No.2033928

>>2033767
Great, there's your plausible deniability

>> No.2033933

Ace of Trades

>> No.2033943

>>2033933

Spade of Aids

>> No.2034037
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>>2033034
>Dick's Handy service

>> No.2034040

>>2033778
bro, if your kid can't laugh at a sex joke with the kids at school, you've still failed as a parent.

Even if the school dickhead tried to give him shit, its a joke, the kid should just laugh and not give a fuck about what some faggots think.

If a childs image is in such disarray that "screw, nut, and bolt" is a problem, then the parents have failed. Plain and simple.

>> No.2034043

Clever Handyman Business

>> No.2034060

>>2034040
Are you really this much of an idiot?

>> No.2034066

>>2033034

Not Andy the Handyman from Kentucky

>> No.2034067

>>2033034

Trump Handyman Services

>> No.2034075

>>2033034
Nut King
Big Unit Trades
Sick Ducker Repairs

>> No.2034085

Joe and Kamala's abortion clinic
"No fetus can beat us"

>> No.2034086

>>2033034
Sandy handy

>> No.2034107

Jerry Riggers

>> No.2034150

>>2033034
Muslim handyman services
"Jihad the rest now try the best"
"We'll terrorize the competition"
"We'll fix that leak quick as a turbine"
"We'll stone the competition"
"We'll cover your mistakes like we do our women"
"If we don't fix, mohammed wears the suicide vest"

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2034152

>>2034150
>"We'll fix that leak quick as a turbine"

>> No.2034169

>>2034040
My son is 8 lol. His friends won't give him shit but you can't roll into the elementary school parking lot like that lol

>> No.2034207

>>2034169
Dude I was in Eastern Kentucky and my ex gfs grandma was going on about how fucking step siblings is alright in front of a 13 year old girl. It's fucking Kentucky dude no one cares there.

>> No.2034214

>>2034207
Ya but I live in Lexington. We're civilized and go to the dentist.

>> No.2034373

>>2033233
Okay this is funny

>> No.2034376

>>2033059
Jack Trade's handyman services.

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>> No.2034401

>>2034376
Terry's Handy Contracting
bcuz dude weeeed lmaoo 420blazit
i actually used to work for a company that was called T H (my boss's initials) Company, the guy was a huge stoner

>> No.2034418

>>2033233
Thanks for good laugh

>> No.2034707

>>2034214
Only place I saw a crack whore was Lexington after a concert. Fuck your nigger filled town

>> No.2034710

>>2034169
>but you can't roll into the elementary school parking lot like that
yeah, you can, people put way more offensive shit on their car and feed tons of fucked up bullshit ideas to their kids at home. A joke as harmless as "screw, nut, and bolt" will never be a problem.

I'd be completely surprised if the jokes your kid is making on the playground aren't worse than that, because LOL mine and my friends certainly were. Rectum? damn near killed'em, ketchup and liqour, ect. ect.

>> No.2034918

>>2034085
You rape em, we scrape em!

>> No.2035136

>>2033216
winner, whats your paypal?

>> No.2035269

>>2033280
Black does prefer white. That's why today they argue with themselves as to who is more white.

>> No.2035290

screw this

>> No.2036569
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2036569

Quads handyman. We coom to you

>> No.2036665

handyjobs

>> No.2036702

Jobberguy

>> No.2036805

If you want a real business that lasts, don’t make your name a stupid joke or lame pun. Be a professional and not an idiot.

>> No.2037111

>>2036805
Are they mutually exclusive?

>> No.2037114

>>2033767
You could always change your name to manny.

>> No.2037621

Kentucky Fried Fixin'
[Your last name] handyman service
[Your last name] repair and installation
That's the best I got right now, I'm not creative.

>> No.2037644

>>2036805
idk anon a clever name for a handyman might be a good idea, because who tf actually hires a handyman anymore anyways?

>> No.2037806

>>2037644
Tons of people! Who do you think old people/fat people call to install a ceiling fan

>> No.2037865

Lefties handyman: I'm all right

>> No.2039409

>>2037621
If I use my last name, they'll be able to tell I'm Polish

>> No.2039412

>>2033034
my name begins with Ho, so mine is Ho------ HomeWorks, I thought it was snappy enough. stole it off a local "Somethingorother MotorWorks" car shop

>> No.2039419

Main Hands Manos

>> No.2039452

>>2034214
Move to Nicholasville. Lexington is getting full of pedos and pill heads.

>> No.2039496

>>2033034
>Screw, Nut, and Bolt Handyman Services
this one is the best, i think.
>4 speed fixes
youd need to drive a manual pickup though
>handy(man) andy: consider it handled
>white's building services
>(last name) family home services

>>2037621
>Kentucky Fried Fixin'
thats pretty good

>> No.2039703

>>2039409
Kurwa jobs

>> No.2039768

>>2033034
Clever handyman business names filter you out from most of the population. If you make them cringe when they read your name, they arent hiring you.

>> No.2039868

>>2039452
Anon there's so many little parks and schools near my house, pedos can't live here. Tate's Creek is chill as fuck

>> No.2040150

>>2034169
Bro it's a harmless joke. Why are you turning something that shouldn't be a problem into a problem and making it weird. What are you a pedophile?

>> No.2041180

Lil Hitler's would be a good name

>> No.2041308

Coonstruction.exe

>> No.2041361

Will Work For Beer and Cigrits Handyman Services.

"I work better when I'm drunk and high."

>> No.2041420

The serious best answer is to incorporate your town into your name. That way when you have a website up and running and people search “(town name) handyman” your website will come up in the results. Id rather have search engine optimization than a witty name. It will make you more money in the age of the internet.

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>>2041180
Digits and OP must use it

>> No.2041772

>>2033034
/town + Handyman Services is memorable and to the point.

>> No.2042208

>>2033034
The Handyman. no need for fanciness

somewhat related question, how *did* you become a handyman? cuz i wanna learn to fix this and that by myself

>> No.2042272

>>2042208
Not op but I flip houses. You can find out how to do anything on YouTube.

>> No.2042603

>>2042208
I bought a shitty house in a good neighborhood. It needed everything. I photoshopped and straight lied to the bank to get the loan cause it was in such bad shape lol. I watched YouTube and picked friend's brains. This Old House is really good. By the end of it, I had done carpentry, electrical, plumbing, drywall, flooring, windows and a bunch of other stuff. Covid happened and I needed a job where I could bring my son and be home when he's doing online classes. I started posting on marketplace and local fb groups. I'm always 100% honest with my customers and I'll tell them if I've never done something before and I'll give them a good rate. I think most people are impressed with the honesty and they give me a shot. Then the next guy pays full price. First ceiling fan I put in was $50 because I hadn't done it before. This morning I put one in for $300 because they had cathedral ceilings, but it was the same process. Keep in mind most handyman out there are crackheads or charge a shitload. I try to charge about $300/day and customers have told me I'm half as expensive as everyone else. There's a real market for it.

>> No.2042610

>>2042208
Tbh I kinda like that. "The Lexington Handyman"

>> No.2042716

>>2034150
"You've tried the cowboys, now try the indians"

>> No.2042720 [DELETED] 

>>2033034
Handyhack

>> No.2042726

Handyhacks, cause that’s what most ‘handymen’ really are.

>> No.2043805

I did this for about 15 years. I was just "<last name> The Handyman".
You'll get most of your business through word of mouth, if you're any good, but in the beginning, I'd have people approach my truck in the Home Depot parking lot, or get my number in traffic (more than once from the school drop off line.) After a while, I took my signs off my truck because I had enough regular business I got tired of telling new people I didn't have time for them. Quit a couple of years ago because both thumbs developed osteoarthritis and it was just too painful to work with my hands all day, anymore.

>> No.2043885

"handlet"

>> No.2043915

>>2043805
lol imagine being so defeated by a project that on your 14th fruitless trip to home depot you see a handyman truck and approach him to beg for salvation

>> No.2043935

HandyJobs

>> No.2043945

Wingnut handyman. Brand yourself honestly, as a kooky internet dude that'll fix your shit.

>> No.2044001

>>2033444
chk'd & kek'd

>> No.2044003

>>2042603
Damn that's awesome dude. Good for you for getting in there and getting shit done. I like your attitude. Your story about shoppin' to get the loan says a lot about how you operate, I appreciate this post.

>> No.2044005

>>2043915
I bet its pretty common. People get over their heads and don't believe in themselves. I mean people pay others to change their oil ffs and literally anyone can do that shit.

>> No.2045256

I'm thinking of writing my van with "HAND JOBS - why DIY when we can help you finish?"

>> No.2045982

>>2044005
Actually, it was usually a wife with a, let's say, not so handy husband.

>> No.2046020

>>2039409
That's a pretty good slogan.

>Andy the Handyman
>"If I'd use my real name you'd know I'm polish"

>> No.2046022

>>2033034
Your husband is a cuck. Handyman services

>> No.2046024

>>2033034
When I was younger there was kels karpet kleaning. His moto was "I'll scare the black out of the carpet". Never had carpets so clean the market is all lazy Indians now.

>> No.2046067

>>2041420
This guy gets it

>> No.2046159

>>2033034
Jack of All Trades, Master of None

>> No.2046617

>>2034040
I never post. But the complete stupidity of expecting a school kid to put up with that just so you can have a tacky business name that most people won't like anyway...You're a fucking mong. I hope your parents are ashamed of what they did.

>> No.2046637

>>2045982
Time to get A man in.. Town handyman

Handymaster.

>> No.2046663

>>2033034
>I want to take money for my hard work but I want others to do quality work for me for free
Hire a professional designer, jew.

>> No.2047242

>>2046663
4chan funnier than some messenger bag wearing mook