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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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1955011 No.1955011 [Reply] [Original]

So I'm sitting here waiting for an inspector who will probably never show up and then charge me $100 after I leave after sitting here for 8 hours because he'll say he showed up and there was nobody here to let him in. When does the day of the rope come for city inspector code cucks?

>> No.1955021

>>1955011
Toilets in kitchen or dining areas don't need inspections or permits, as they are grandfathered in under the ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD clause.

>> No.1955035

>>1955011
fuck da gubmint, forge the papers if necessary

>> No.1955071

He showed up and failed me because there wasn't a sticker on the electrical panel

>> No.1955073

>>1955011
He fell for the "Inspector" gag.

>> No.1955101

>>1955021
Truth on /DIY/ WILL NOT be tolerated.

>> No.1955140

>>1955011
Do americans really?

>> No.1955201

Rig a bucket full of purple primer to fall into his eyes when he opens the door, then when he claims you weren’t there you can play the “how would you know, you’re blind” card. Check mate inspector homo.

>> No.1955317

>>1955140
Do foreigners really think we care what they think?
Also look at the outlet, dumbass. Then tell us why anyone should care what you think.

>> No.1955354

>>1955317
I mean just the amount of living space alone tells you it's European

>> No.1955371

>>1955011

Leave the door unlocked moron. Or call the city to find out the schedule. Or get a $10 lockbox.

If you stopped being a hacker, you wouldn't have to wait around to tell him your best excuse for your shit work.

I've never waited for an inspector. By then Ive already gotten paid and on the next job.

>> No.1955694

>>1955011
That’s fucking disgusting. Have you never heard “dont shit where you eat” before?

>> No.1955706

>>1955201
Kek

Either this or just riddle the place with shit-smeared caltrops and when confronted with a possible ghost inspector, call the office and ask for the one with the necrotic feet. If they don't know what you're talking about, you know no one was ever there