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Anonymous Sun Oct 25 01:50:53 2020 No.1937055 [Reply] [Original]

name a more pointless job than interior designer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:08:29 2020 No.1937060 Whatever OPs profession is: it's that one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:12:30 2020 No.1937066 >>1937060 neet

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:19:34 2020 No.1937068 >>1937055 soulless

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:26:43 2020 No.1937072 File: 305 KB, 431x339, lifeguard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are lifeguards for olympic pools

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:04:28 2020 No.1937087 >>1937072 You win

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:15:19 2020 No.1937090 >>1937055 Horse semen taste tester

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:15:38 2020 No.1937091

>>1937072
99% of their life Olympic pools need them more than other pools. Sure for the actual Olympics probably no one is gonna fuck up. But Olympic pools are actually pretty scary, especially if you havent been in a while and you start doing laps in the middle of the pool away from the edge. You are pretty fucking far away from any edge.

I used to go to a public pool and I thought it was pretty huge, turns out it wasn't even full size.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:17:44 2020 No.1937092 A: A FoxNews Host/Reporter is more pointless than an Inferior Desecrator.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:45:30 2020 No.1937098 only cool wine aunts and literal sodomites work as interior designers

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 04:16:24 2020 No.1937111 File: 90 KB, 590x616, IMG_4965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937091 Lol how is drowning real? Like inhale some air and float nigga. Just float to the edge. Then walk away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 06:22:39 2020 No.1937161 >>1937055 basically any modern white collar job, especially if you can work from home

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:31:56 2020 No.1937358 Roadside sign spinner dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:31:09 2020 No.1937462 >>1937055 paper-pushing beaurocrat

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:35:04 2020 No.1937466 >>1937111 not him but i don't float even if i breathe in all the way and hold my breath my nose is underwater

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 16:45:12 2020 No.1937513 >>1937055 >Pointless Whether it's a product or service, the determinant is market demand not the thing in itself. In other words, if it makes money it isn't pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:07:24 2020 No.1937583 >>1937055 Freelance obstetrician

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:08:47 2020 No.1937585 >>1937055 Human resources.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:36:37 2020 No.1937611 >>1937585 this desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:37:50 2020 No.1937612 File: 8 KB, 250x235, 1594656008588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937055 Underwater Basket Manufacturing Technician

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:38:36 2020 No.1937613 >>1937585 winner

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 18:43:01 2020 No.1937621 >>1937585 Found it. Pack it up boys.

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:03:37 2020 No.1937658

>>1937585
>>1937613
>>1937621

Gee you people are so smart and business minded aren't ya? You know what, you should become an efficiency expert or consultant and companies will pay you millions to come in to tell them "You don't NEED an HR department dummy!"

Because you geniuses have discovered this efficiency secret, businesses will pay you millions for this stunning revelation. Now get to work!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:09:59 2020 No.1937662 >>1937658 >discovered this efficiency secret sure did. want me to tell you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:11:29 2020 No.1937663 >>1937055 Engineer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:20:03 2020 No.1937674 >>1937055 >Someone has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:26:36 2020 No.1937683 >>1937466 lol nigger detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:28:10 2020 No.1937684 >>1937658 hr departments were literally created to put women in to when feminists demanded jobs to keep them away from real tasks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:29:10 2020 No.1937686 >>1937513 >what is opportunity cost

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:30:43 2020 No.1937841 >>1937055 assistant interior designer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:25:22 2020 No.1937873 >>1937841 assistant to the interior designer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:31:36 2020 No.1937884 >>1937466 you fat or sum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:33:33 2020 No.1937887 >>1937873 upvoted friend :) but no really hey, clever enough quip, goodonya

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:34:37 2020 No.1937888 >>1937884 >fat >not floating in water you haven't been swimming in a while, eh? hardbodies sink, fat is buoyant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:07:47 2020 No.1937904 Birth-giver to OP

Anonymous Mon Oct 26 12:59:30 2020 No.1938171
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>>1937585
All my HR people (100% female org, believe it or not) have started putting pronouns into their email signatures and forcing everyone to take very questionable training about microaggressions and other made up horseshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 13:01:29 2020 No.1938173 >>1938171 HR is there to protect the company, not employees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 13:06:35 2020 No.1938177 File: 1.48 MB, 360x206, Africans go for a swim.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937466 is this you?

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 02:22:21 2020 No.1938627

>>1937585
>>1937658
>>1937684
It's tradey-talk, but I'll bite.

Dealing with actual human workers is difficult for a business exec, so HR exists as an intermediate to compartmentalize the workforce into numbers. Think about who hires you, who lays you off, etc. It also exists to prevent the company being sued when Karen in accounting hears the blue collars cracking jokes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 11:16:53 2020 No.1938859 >>1938627 HR are a bunch of Karen’s that would sell there own grandparents down the river if they thought it would help their career prospects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:26:07 2020 No.1939267 >>1937055 Jannies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:31:27 2020 No.1939318 >>1937092 But not MSNBC, right? The bullshit on TV is okay if I agree with it!

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:35:01 2020 No.1939322

>>1937658
I'm an actual business consultant.
Part of my job is selling process automations for replacing workers in repetitive tasks. A lot of my projects deal with HR departments because they're a major cost center with minimal value added. I've cut the headcount of some HR departments by 80% or more.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 05:21:14 2020 No.1939562

>>1939322
that's good to hear. i swear these companies are just wanting to grow larger like it's some government now wasting eachothers time and resources. get so big now you have to please your entire workforce with politics you can't say no to so you need an hr department to treat everyone like kids

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:27:45 2020 No.1941691

>>1937466
>my nose is underwater
True for most people. You float on your back. And even if your nose goes under water, you just rock your head up when you need a breath.

If you really don't float, you get in a pool and you go straight to the bottom. Try it in about 4 feet of water. Pull your legs up into a squatting position and see if you sink. When you need to breath, just stand up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 22:37:13 2020 No.1941762 Interior design magazine editor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:53:54 2020 No.1941816 >>1937585 The way it's been explained to me is that women entered the workforce, so womeny-type jobs had to be invented for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 03:11:17 2020 No.1941946 >>1937091 God you must live in some land locked shit hole if you find a large pool intimidating. Fucking hell can't you cunts swim?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:46:50 2020 No.1941976 >>1937055 Exterior designer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:50:49 2020 No.1941977 >>1937055 a flat pack furniture technician you buy the fucking furniture, then hire someone to build it for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:14:58 2020 No.1941988 >>1937055 North Korea has a military...but nothing to protect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 15:01:29 2020 No.1942200 >>1939322 Good for you buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 15:35:57 2020 No.1942221 >>1937055 Hr rep

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:16:03 2020 No.1942418

>>1937055
I know an interior designer. They had a family business decking out empty houses for sale with furnishings for demonstration purposes. On average the houses sold for significantly more than if they had been empty. That family are now self funded retirees in their 40s.

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