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>Having the mow the lawn 3 times a year
>Having to cut the hedge at least twice a year

Every time I cut it back it grows again. Being a homeowner is suffering. Surely there is a better way to keep this shit in check without having to perform the same task over and over.

>> No.1919676

>>1919649
You only mow three times a year?

>> No.1919689

>>1919649
3 times a year and you suffer?
lmao
I mow every week from april till september, 4h each week.

>> No.1919763

Maybe if you mowed more often it wouldn't suck so bad... How big is your yard?

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>>1919649

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>> No.1919936

>>1919649
Go back and live with mommy, you useless faggot.

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>> No.1920169

>>1919936
SIMMER DOWN

>> No.1920171

>>1919649
Cover your yard in a layer of creosote.

>> No.1920375

>>1919649
Get a zippy rider you can fly about while drinking on.

Vodka + Acreage + 26hp lawn mower that'll do wheelies = good times

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>>1919649
pay some dumb kid $20 to do it for you.

>> No.1920400

>>1919649
Replace the grass with turf and remove your bushes if you think it's so bad.

>> No.1920413

>>1919933
where would anyone even get "old motor oil"? ask the dealership to give it back?

>> No.1920417

>>1920413
>not changing your oil on your own, draining it on the lawn

>> No.1920424

>>1919649
Try living in a 18x18 bachelor apartment in some HOT new district. Get some microbrewed IPA with your bros from work and checkout the new STARBUCK's musicians CD. It'll be sweet bro.

>> No.1920425

>>1920413
>is on /diy/
>doesn't change own oil
dafuq

>> No.1920433

>>1919649
replace front lawn grass with moss

>> No.1920494

>mow
Robot lawn mower.
>cut the hedge
Get rid of hedge.

There fixed your life for you.

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>>1920424
>Try living in a 18x18 bachelor apartment in some HOT new district. Get some microbrewed IPA with your bros from work and checkout the new STARBUCK's musicians CD. It'll be sweet bro.

>> No.1921382

>>1919649
do what the chinks do, pave half and cover the rest in red gravel

>> No.1923456

>>1919649
Personally, I always liked mowing the lawn as a child, and I'm sorry that I'll never have my own lawn to mow; but I suppose that you could pave over your lawn and put in a rock garden and a couple of slow growing bushes.

>> No.1924506

>>1923456
I liked mowing as a kid when we lived in town and the yard was only like 20-20 feet. Then at 15 we moved to a farmstead where the nearest neighbor was a 10 minute drive away and even with a riding lawnmower it would take 2-3 days to mow the entire lawn and when you finished the spot you started on was ready to mow again.

>> No.1924526

>>1924506
Get a bigger mower.

>> No.1924557

Cover it in woodchips, plant a permaculture food forest in it and never pay for food again. If you set the system up well enough it shouldn't require much maintenance unless you plant and harvest annuals.

>> No.1924578

>>1919649
>only three times a year
What the fuck are you bitching about and where the do you live? I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and let my shit to 10 inches and i still have to mow every other week.

>> No.1924582

>>1919649
Destroy your lawn and cut roots of your hedges, ezpz

>> No.1925245

>>1919649
Let it grow or remove all life and replace it with hard pavement or plastic plants

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>>1920417
>>1920425

>> No.1925891

delete grass and install fake grass

simple.

I'd do it myself but my wife wants to keep the real grass cause she likes it more.

>> No.1925930

Is this bait?

Anyway, if that's so much of a pain in the ass you can throw salt/diesel in the land. This off course only applies if you don't plan on selling it.

Or get a decent mower you cheap fuck.

>> No.1926083

>>1919649
Winter is coming!

>> No.1926095

>>1919649
>only three times in a year

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>>1920413
top kek, well done