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portland is rezoning everything
https://www.sightline.org/2020/08/11/on-wednesday-portland-will-pass-the-best-low-density-zoning-reform-in-us-history/
whats the best kind of cottage to build to maximize lot area? thinking something with a communal toilet, will probably cut sewer/water/maintence costs as well

>> No.1885064

>>1885058
Communal toilets are always horrible. I'd prefer to live in a bathroom and sleep in the tub over living in a big house but sharing the toilet with 10 others

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>>1885058
>thinking something with a communal toilet,
imagine the first time you have diarrhea, and someone is in there already.

>> No.1885095

>>1885070
Imagine you have diarrhea and the person before you did too, and didn't clean the spray off the seat.

>> No.1885135

>>1885095
>>1885070
>>1885064
imagine people care about cleanliness in a shared anything

>> No.1885149

>>1885058
None of the points on that graphic is about affordable housing. It's literally designed to benefit people who want to build Airbnb properties.

>> No.1885159

>>1885058

hipster garbage

>> No.1885213

Can see places like this developing into favelas pretty easy

>> No.1885219

>>1885058
Portland has been doing shit like this for years. They want to be able to put homeless people in your back yard.

koin dot com slash news/portlands-backyard-adu-program-quietly-launches/

>> No.1885229
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>>1885219
wow
what the fuck???

>> No.1885230

>>1885229
>>1885219
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.koin.com/news/portlands-backyard-adu-program-quietly-launches/amp/

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>>1885229
WHY NO SIR
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WERE OVER BUDGET

>> No.1885237
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1885237

crazy
imagine paying 2300$ a month to live in one of these
"heh wow a sixplex? bro thats CRAZY no WAY itll pass in legislature"
>SHIP IT

>> No.1885312

>>1885229
>people can just live in my backyard without my permission
I'd better be getting rent if that happened to me. I'm not going to let freeloaders stay on my property.

>> No.1885335

>>1885312
>ADU - "accessory dwelling unit"
It essentially just allows greedy motherfuckers to build shacks in their backyard and rent them out, where zoning previously prevented this.

>> No.1885337

>>1885335
Oh, that's a relief, I was initially worried that it was involuntary. As long as tenant rights in the area aren't too strong, that actually sounds like a good idea along with renting out the main building.

>> No.1885344

>>1885337
Yeah, until eleven of the neighbors in your once-quiet subdivision decide they need some of that sweet sweet section 8bux.

>> No.1885349

>>1885149
It's more to benefit large real estate corporations who want to buy out all the land to make rental properties and ensure the city has no parking for dozens of miles

>> No.1885355

>>1885237
Around here we call that a 'small apartment complex'. Why is everyone flipping out about it? We've had tons of them for years. Generally, they are built on 'larger' inner-city lots that once had a house and a large yard but some developer snatched up. You got from a single story single family unit and it gets replaced with something that is 3-6 units depending on the lot size, parking, and the number of stories they feel like building.

>> No.1885358

>>1885349
This and they're going to stuff them full of pajeets and mexicans

>> No.1885359

>>1885355
Because you can't park anywhere and have to fight with Paco and his enormous white van from the next block over, who can't parallel park for shit

>> No.1885361

>>1885335
>greedy motherfuckers
I don’t know man, if you’re living within the city limits of the anchor city of a large metro, and housing and rent prices are sky high, why not let people density their neighborhoods? It’s their property, they live in the city, who cares? Sure, I would never live anywhere near there, but I guess the more people you can pack into cities the less will come out and bother me in the country.

>> No.1885363

>>1885349
>>1885358
This would be fine with the city. Portland hates cars and loves brown people.

>> No.1886076

>>1885363
but then what will the brown people steal to make a living

>> No.1886077

>>1885355
go and look at the lot sizes again
a sixplex on a 6500' ft living space home works out to something like 430 sqft a room

>> No.1886109

So portland is smashing houses together so they can be burned down more effectively? Good idea!

>> No.1886245

>>1885219
They also make 2 in 1 housing project/condos where some one working at Burger King paying $50 a rent in month is neighbors with someone paying 2k a month. Both apartments come with hardwood floors and vaulted ceilings, and tiled bathrooms.

>> No.1886324

>>1885058
>THE DEFUND THE POLICE LET PEOPLE KIL PEOPLE NOTHING WRONG HERE ATTACKING FEDERAL COURT CITY
NO MOVING TO YOUR SHITHOLE.

>> No.1886328

>>1885231
wdf is this a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom unit?

>> No.1886335

Why are non white people always trying to destroy my country?

>> No.1886351

>>1886335
Because you destroyed it first.

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1886357

>>1886324
>THE DEFUND THE POLICE LET PEOPLE KIL PEOPLE NOTHING WRONG HERE
Agreed.

>> No.1886376

>>1886076
your jobs

>> No.1886406

>>1885058
Look at all that space for homeless to set up camps in.

>> No.1886452

lol "missing middle" is a corporate bailout

cities ease zoning and impact fees and pass the costs onto homeowners and landlords, driving up area rent

they demolish good homes and build condos nobody can afford

this is like saying building more Lamborghinis will make Fords more affordable

>> No.1886607

Nobody gives a shit about Portland.

>> No.1887427

>>1886607
This is true, but I'd prefer that they didn't destroy themselves, because then they'll start moving to places I actually care about and trying to turn them into the shithole that they left.

>> No.1887650

>>1886335
You made the mistake of letting niggers in, anon

>> No.1888070

>>1886452
Real estate corruption is the foundation of politics around here. Any politician that doesn't play ball gets forced out.

>> No.1888249

>>1885058
The price restraints are a mistake. A lot fewer people will be willing to build those types of properties, which will further restrict supply. Frustrating that placed like Portland still haven't figured that out yet. Everything else looks good though

>> No.1888427

So your neighborhood will look like flavelas of attached rental units full of low income families? And communal toilets? Future punk is a lot more boring then I thought.