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>> No.187613
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He got lost in a field and came back full of burrs and ticks.

>> No.187614
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Why no poof ball on the end of the tail?

>> No.187616

I need to do that instead... my oven is starting to stink of cat

>> No.187618

>>187614
He kept twitching.

>> No.187620
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>>187618

>> No.187630

How did you have fingers left after shaving him in order to take these pictures? Is he docile enough to just tolerate being shaved?

>> No.187639

just washed my cat for the first time tonight. the videos on youtube where the cat just meows and whines a bit are a dream. i'm lucky to have fingers left.

>> No.187658 [DELETED] 

>>187606
>How to be a fucking prick
FTFY
Also, reported, since 4chan likes cats, and you're being a prick to a cat. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.187674

>>187630
Those arms in the picture belong to my lovely wife. She held him down. He also cooperated better than I thought he would, but I think that's because the burrs were hurting him.

>> No.187677

>>187674
I also blew a bong hit in his ear.

>> No.188148

>>187677
..so basically, you're just a little prick who like torturing cats, but hasn't worked yourself up to the point of actually making them bleed and scream?
Pussy.

>> No.188152
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>>187677
People like you shouldn't own pets.

>> No.188328

>>188148
No, retard, I needed to clam him down while I shaved him to take care of a medical issue. The vet does the same thing with a sedative instead of a bong hit.

>>188152
People who are willing to take care of their pets shouldn't be allowed to own them? Somehow I think you'd say the same thing if I had neglected him. People like you shouldn't be allowed to hold opinions at all.

>> No.188329

Also, the cat's not a pet, he's a mouser.

>> No.188340

>>188148
>>188152
>torture

how in the hell is this torture?

you bleeding heart faggots dont belong here.

>> No.188341

>>188328
No, idiots who blow a bong hit at a cat shouldn't be allowed to have one.

You have no fucking clue if that could harm your cat in the long run. Vets give proven sedatives in doses that they know won't harm animals.

>> No.188342

>>188341
so clue us in ohh mighty cat master, what long term effects does a single bong hit have on a cat?

thats right, none you bleeding heart faggot ki­d

>> No.188346

>>188341
>You have no fucking clue if that could harm your cat in the long run.

Considering the many cats that I and my friends have smoked out DAILY as a youngster, cats who grew up to be happy, healthy and OLD, with no side effects, I can indeed say that the cat will be fine.

And the vets "proven" sedatives? They have a laundry list of side effects, some permanent and others deadly. I'll stick with the weed; the cat likes it and there aren't any lasting side effects.

>> No.188348

>>188341
Sedating an animal always carries a risk of death.
Even sedating people has a significant risk of death.

Any vet worth going to will tell you that sedating your pet on a whim is a bad idea.

>> No.188349

Getting a cat into a relaxed state in order to shave for its own health benefit is not "sedation on a whim". Even my 12 year old understands that concept.

>> No.188987

That poor cat.

>> No.189005 [DELETED] 

Does anyone know how to kill a cat in such a fashion that it doesn't look like murder? I'm not the OP and I'm not exactly trolling, I really am going to kill a cat within the next two weeks. Two ideas that've already occured to me are to shove a piece of catfood in the cat's trachea to suffocate it, or to get a syringe and inject an air bubble into a major artery.

>> No.189011

>>189005
Don't do those, they will be obvious. Feed it a mouse that you have poisoned with D-Con.

>> No.189013

>>189005
Just kill it lol no one gives a shit about a dead cat.

>> No.189029

>>189005
Reported. Enjoy your ban faggot. 4chan doesn't take kindly to cat abusers.

>> No.189031

>>189005
Why are you gonna kill a cat?

>> No.189035

Try possing ON a cat =)

>> No.189314

>>189005
Serial-killer-in-training detected. Reported. If I had a way to do it, I'd report you to the FBI, too, since this really is the anti-social behavior of a pre-serial killer, working himself up to killing people. Faggot. Get pancreatic cancer and die, you piece of shit.

>> No.189324

God damn it. What did I miss?

>> No.189330
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Maybe if your cat wasnt a dumbass it would know how to take care of itself, and get its own damn burrs off.

Pic related, this is the face of a cold hearted killer. Stray that showed up at my door 2-3years ago now, had a massive cut on its leg as well as malnourished. Instead of eating the food I gave it, it decided to chase down and kill the chipmunk that was living in my garage that I was trying to get rid of.

It also kills garter snakes, gophers, rabbits, crows, almost got a pheasant last year, which was fucking hilarious.

One time a rabbit got in the garage one night, and I heard this CLANG CRASH BANG noises. The next morning, there is a half eaten rabbit nearly the same size as the cat in the middle of the floor, and blood is fucking everywhere.

This same cat will walk up to strangers and wait patiently until you sit down so it can curl up in your lap and fall asleep.

tl;dr ur cats a faggot and so are you.

>> No.189354

lol @ people that think weed will harm a cat. hope you guys are trolling.

>> No.189359

>>189330
Cool story nigger

>> No.189375
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>>189330

that cat doesn't have as long of hair compared to his cat; I have a friend that has one exactly like it. They get dreads if you don't brush them a lot.

>mfw most of the retards in this thread think this guy is torturing his cat by shaving it and hurr durr weed.

>> No.189379

>>189375
why the fuck is Genghis Khan drinking a strawberry milkshake.

>> No.189381

>>189379

because it is the drink of true champions

>> No.190181

Despite all the objections from the retards, the cat is doing fine and is now much happier that he hasn't all those burrs scratching his hide and ticks drinking his fluids.

>> No.191462

typical stonerlogic

>> No.191496

>>191462
Your face is typical stoner logic.

>> No.192707

scotch tape on lower back. walks like has to shit. be nice getting the tape off though :[

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It's like everyone in this thread is 12

>> No.192784

>>192707
over the tail or over the anus lower back?

>> No.192791

>>187674
>Those arms in the picture belong to my lovely wife.
She's fat.

>> No.192825

This reminds me of the time my dad's cat left the house for a week then came back with a long bug sucking on her side. I was stupid enough to just pull it off instead of burning it's head with a hot paperclip tip, and a big zit grew on her side. I'm glad it popped by itself a few days later.