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Oh! You're home early.

>> No.1872417
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>>1872384
That thing looks like a bed with a giant toilet bowl in it. That'd be the absolute final redpill, imagine being able to shit all over your bed and have a maid just rinse you off before you go right back to sleep

>> No.1872647

>>1872417
You should patent that.

>> No.1872707

>>1872417
Kek. Get ur spot on sharktank...

>> No.1872872
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>hi honey i redecorated while you were out

>> No.1873076
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1873076

Wait until you see the bathroom.

>> No.1873183
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>>1873076

>> No.1873192
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>hello welcome to Home Depot, what kinda walls do you you want
>yeah i'll have the 'your schizophrenic uncle's couch fabric' style please
>right away sir

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>>1873192
The matching shower curtain makes it all worth it.

>> No.1873273

>>1872384
made for bbc

>> No.1873403

>>1873183
Well it the "clean, cook, eat n shit" starter pack.

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>>1873273

>> No.1873458

>>1873076
Based

>> No.1873460

>>1873192
Glory

>> No.1873483

>>1872384
>>1873076
I don't understand how carpeted bathrooms were ever a thing in the 60's/70's. Even with proper ventilation, mold management is going to be terrible.

>>1873192
I almost like how utterly obnoxious the plaid is. Almost. The 60's produced some harsh designs.

>> No.1873513

>>1873183
Ascended Tinyhome Lifestyle

>> No.1873517

>>1873183
this is like everyone's first minecraft house

>> No.1873541

>>1873483
>mold management
What about all the pee around the toilet?

>> No.1873599
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>and this is our son's room

>> No.1873609

>>1873076
the stairs towars the tub are awesome tho

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>bro what if the intro to Saved By The Bell was, like, a house
>whoaaaaaa lmao [takes huge bong rip]

>> No.1873895

>>1873483
My grandparents had a house where the master bedroom had a carpeted half bathroom,
It wasnt quite shag carpet, but it was a thicker green carpeting

I loved it though, it was actually really comfortable
Especially when its compared to the unfinished concrete in the basement, or poorly insulated upstairs really hot or really cold linoleum that had been essentially blocked off because there were 3 unused bedrooms upstairs where the kids had moved out
Not to mention the uncomfortable bathrooms were as far away as physically possible from the living room where everyone always was

>> No.1873990

>>1873483
big shaggy carpets are comfy and those decades was peak comfort > else mentality
just look at the auto industry during those years

>> No.1874139

>>1873183
>Average Zoomer Apartment, cirrca 2032 colorized.

>> No.1874172

>>1873192
Cool af

>> No.1874175
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>>1873183

>> No.1874230

>>1873183
5,000 per month in San Francisco. The tub is also the bed.

>> No.1874237

>>1874230
>water bed included with the apartment
Ok, now this is based.

>> No.1874274

>>1873895
my grandparents also had a carpeted half bath in one of their houses. they had a second floor living room/lounge area with nice thick carpet running into a small half bath with great corner windows and a mountain view as you sit on the can with plush carpet under your feet.

being a half bath there was only a toilet and small sink so moisture was at a minimum as long as you could pee straight, this was in Arizona anyway so it was so hot and dry that things evaporated long before rotting anything out underneath.

>> No.1874288

>>1872384
the soundtrack i hear in my head looking at this picture is so eclectic and dark...fuckin sounds like some dark industrial

this picture is cursed as fuck

>> No.1874290

>>1873076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoJYhLDlPs

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>>1874288
i got more of a 'completely vapid shopping channel BGM where the bored presenter is hawking costume jewellery to the type of person watching The Jewellery Channel at 03:30' sort of sound in my head, like midi sax and Casio drum beats

this is more of an oppressive Rob Zombie sort of sound, like the .mp3 equivalent of a headache

>> No.1874755

>>1872872
That looks like a firehazard.

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>> No.1874963

>>1874274
Am I the only one in the entire world who closes the toilet seat, though? How is it people will it their toothbrushes away after use but are conveniently indifferent to the prospect of shit particles saturating your carpet?

>> No.1874968

>>1872872
Some serious Don't Hug Me I'm Scared shit.

>> No.1875091
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUqwdbEIZ4

>> No.1875111

>>1873076
Green toilet is based

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>> No.1875502

>>1873183
Laugh while you can but im going to be rich once I sell this condo in 15 years for 7 figures.

>> No.1875525

>>1873517
KEK

>> No.1875815

>>1875297
Actually revolting.

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>>1873866

>> No.1876349 [DELETED] 

>>1874963
BRO if you've ever smelled someone else's fart you've literally had their shit in your nose bro

Nobody cares besides germ freaks, it's real life

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>>1874963
>Am I the only one in the entire world who closes the toilet seat, though
What, you don't want a fancy throne?

>> No.1876532

>>1873483
the cheap carpet is made from plastic fibres
they actually dry better than the anti slippery rubber mats they sell and don't get moldy AT ALL (at least the thin kind, not sure about the fluffy kind)

source: my dad has a carpet fetish and puts the stuff everywhere
>floors (naturally)
>in front of bathtub
>glued to the stairs
>glued to the walls
>on the front porch
>on the bed
>on a bedside table

>> No.1876534

>>1876439
Bet my ass this was a latin home. Mom and granma made those for the toilets. Every fucking aunt made them.
Yeah, hi, i'm not a beaner, but your mandatory spic never the less

>> No.1876536

>>1874553
I'm getting Suspiria vibes (from your pic especially)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0EEqtWrJI

>> No.1876539
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR0i170noHY

>> No.1876540

>>1875297
Dust? Mold? Shit textured in a weird way on purpose? Mint chocolate chip icecream???

Please someone tell me what the hell is going on here.

>> No.1876544
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1876544

>what kinda aesthetic do you want bro
>gimme one of them TV shows where the ladies talk at each other on overstuffed couches, and its 1990 and they do aerobics and stuff
>say no more

>> No.1876734

>>1875297
That’s some junji ito shit.

>> No.1876928

>>1876544
I legit would like that. I think I'm hitting the age where I want to relive my childhood.

>> No.1877236

>>1873076
>Wait until you see the bathroom.

Imagine a torture chamber where they made everything look fake/rendered.

I bet the CIA hasade one before

>> No.1877281

>>1872384
Imagine the smell

>> No.1877284

>>1873192
That shit looks kinda cool on the floor. Keep all the walls white tho

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>>1873192
>this pic hurts my eyes

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>>1873866

>> No.1877324

>>1874553
The empty bog roll that nobody's been bothered to replace makes it extra sophisticated.

>> No.1877327

>>1875297
Jesus, it's like one of the psychedelic rooms in the Acid House at Montauk AFB.

>> No.1877353

>>1873483
The carpet was because it felt better when you were fucking on it. Mold wasn't an issue because they were expecting it to get destroyed by nuclear war before that became a problem.

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>>1873866
It's like someone went in and replaced all of the textures in the Half Life 2 apartment with eye rape.

>> No.1877746

>>1877353
>fucking in a bathroom
l-lol??

>> No.1877834

>>1873599
Get some adult lady friends over, play naked twister? Seems like a 60s thing to do.

>> No.1877843

>>1877746
You don't fuck your wife on the bathroom floor as you get ready together? Not once?

>> No.1877848

>>1877843
don't have a wife and I've never had sex so no

>> No.1878010

>>1873866
I would have guessed peak 90's but this is apparently 80's.The 90's took 60's era garishness to new extremes while piling in pastels.

>>1877843
Not everyone lives in a cheap romance novel. Besides, before the mold gets to it, the piss stains and smell will.

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>>1873192

>> No.1878037
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squatter shitters are the final redpill.
>your body is aligned the best for defecation
>no lid to touch your dick or accidentally piss on
>no feedback from water, splashing the water up your ass
>literally how your ancesters have been shitting for thousands of years
never shat on anything else for like 2 years.

>> No.1878042

>>1878037
found the loopoo

>> No.1878285

>>1878037
Never used one, so how do you wash away the baby otter you have left curled up in the tray?

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>> No.1878321

>>1878037
I encountered those in forgotten part of old factory building in italy
Perfect shop floor toilet
Can be easily washed with pressure washer and used by mucky labourers without issues
Strange at first but quite comfy once you get used to it
Saw them on mostly abandoned small train station in eastern europe too, one of those where people live on top and bottom is small waiting area with office booth and single public toilet

>> No.1878347

>>1878037
Those are everywhere in rest stop toilettes in italy and they do seem like the more hygienic option until you realize that 80% of people obviously are extremely bad at aiming.

>> No.1878450

>>1873076
God just imagine pissing all over the carpet.

>> No.1878465

>>1876539
Really puts new meaning into the term 'throne'. Also fuck you for making me giggle at your stupid choice of song all night.

>> No.1878517

>>1873076
What's /diy/'s view on wood flooring in bathrooms?
I never really encountered it, but my parents just bought a house and one of the bathrooms has a wood floor and it gets super sticky even with regular cleanings. Every other bathroom is tile, and the fact that the wood floor bathroom has the same floor as the kitchen outside of it makes me suspect that it was actually a closet that got converted into a bathroom by the boomer fuck who owned it before us. There's no bath or anything, just a toilet and a freestanding sink.
I should clarify, it's not even nice wood flooring, it's that shitty kind with the weird thick acrylic coating. I swear it reacts with ammonia and stuff from pee.

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1878518

>hi welcome to The Bathroom Place, what kind of bathroom do you need
>i'm feeling kinda '1995 rave astronauts' today, my good man
>coming right up sir

>> No.1878528

>>1876539
Is that a bowl of holy water in the armrest?

>> No.1878965

>>1878528
First thing that came to my mind was an ash tray, dunno why.

>> No.1878969

>>1875297

Shag fans are the new meta

>> No.1878970

>>1876544

Is that from Saved by the Bell?

>> No.1878971

>>1876540
mold. from house that got inundated by a hurricane or something

unfortunately the original source seems to be lost in the similar inundation of reddit and clickbait top ten garbage, growing just as disgustingly from the internet

>> No.1878972

>>1876532
carpet fetish? does he know tile nigga?

>> No.1878986

>>1872384
I would do so much cocaine

>> No.1878987

>>1878517
I've had it before in apts in san francisco its fucking disgusting, but <shrug>. I stayed in a an air bnb this xmas that had carpet in bathroom :(

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>boss fight music starts playing

>> No.1880464
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>>1876439
Looks like some sort of Deviantart transformation fetish drawing of Amelia Bedilia.

>> No.1880510

>>1880464
wtf kek

>> No.1880566

>>1872417
fucking based. Could've used this last night.
Had Buffalo wild wings last night (outvoted). Shit 3 times after dinner and went to bed scared for my anus and bedsheets

>> No.1880590

>>1878965
Me too, but why not just ash into the toilet, so Im not sure.

>> No.1880608

>>1878965
would

would the Pope smoke while taking a dump...?

>> No.1880667

>>1876544
you could probably vacuum up a kilo of coke from that carpet.

>> No.1880683

>>1880590
if you ash into the toilet it's only a matter of time before you drop a cherry on your dick and/or set your junk on fire. it's not a fun way to wake up

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>>1874553
>dad come pick me up i don't like it here

>> No.1880930

>>1876539
i am laughing my ass off staring at this image while those crunchy-ass compressed horns go on in the background
the time for bed is now

>> No.1881129

>>1873483
>I don't understand how carpeted bathrooms were ever a thing
Carpets not bad for half baths with no tub. Just sit down to pee like a human being.

>> No.1881176

>>1872384
Why is there an old tranny in my bath?

>> No.1881187

>>1876539
>holy shit

>> No.1881447

>>1876539
Lol, a wedding processional to the toilet throne?

>> No.1881847

>>1878042
kek im from asia minor
>>1878285
fill the red bucket with water, pour from a little higher if it doesn't wash away, and use the brush to scrub while watering it if still persistent.

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>suspicious carpet stains by the conveniently-staged box of tissues
:thinkingface:

>> No.1882803
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When your dog lives in a nicer house than you do

>> No.1883271

>>1876439
It hurts my grandma did this with our toilet when I was little in Mexico

>> No.1883986
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1883986

What, you don't keep your clothes fresh? The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>1872384

Wow, it's Slash from Guns'n'Roses! Is this one of those suprise renovation shows? Are we going to be on TV?

>> No.1884252

>>1872384
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathtub ugly man?

>> No.1884328

>>1877353
Does that mean 2020 is the year carpet in mould-prone places will making a come back?

>> No.1884331

>>1878518
Why radiator not match? You fucked up, Bathroom man.

>> No.1884334

>>1882536
Besides the blind-rail doily, this ain't thag bad

>> No.1884367

>>1878450
My mom had a double wide once that had carpet in the master bathroom, along with a big round bath tub in the corner. We had a cat that really liked to piss on the carpet in there, it reeked. Selling it was a huge pain in the ass, had to tear up the entire bathroom floor.

>> No.1884372

>>1875297
This photo looks like it was taken in someone's nightmare

>> No.1884392

>>1873599
based abode of a enlightened asthete
10/10 would drink tea there

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>> No.1884708

>>1884699

Based and portal-pilled.

>> No.1884781

>>1873076
Nigga that's a gummiship

>> No.1884806

>>1876534
Without seeing the ubiquitous "wastebasket full of shitty toilet paper", it may or may not be a hispanic home.

>> No.1884920

>>1878037
>squat down
>balls go down drainhole
>shit on balls

>> No.1885001

>>1872872
wow, the house fire would be a welcome respite from the horror.

>> No.1885198

>>1880566
Checkn

>> No.1885708

>>1875297
I'm impressed the mould had enough debris to feed off to get that size.

>> No.1885865

>>1872417
Why even have a maid? Automatic sensors can detect the presence of shit and hose you off automatically

>> No.1885867

>>1885865
JAAANE STOP THIS CRAZY THI-WHRRGHLBRGH

>> No.1885871

>>1878518
It's like they took a 5 dollar aftermarket exhaust tip off a 2003 civic and made it into a toilet

>> No.1885949
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>welcome to Wallz-N-Floorz, what kind of walls 'n floor can we get for you today
>ok you know that Google Deep Dream thing, but, like, in an Indian restaurant?
>coming right up sir
>...also the ceiling has ceilingpaper
>daring today, aren't we sir

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>You haven't been here in a long time... but everyone has been already here, and will one day go back for the first time

>> No.1886398

>>1882803
Modern architecture, for a modern dog

>> No.1886413

>>1878518
This is Jamiroquai's bathroom and no one can tell me otherwise.

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>>1873483

>> No.1886463

>>1886413
When you take a shit all the bathroom fixtures slowly start moving around three bathroom as if mounted on invisible conveyer belts.

>> No.1886466

>>1876539
>>1886463
jesus christ this thread lmao

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>>1886413
>>1886463

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

It's a wonder man can shit at all
When turds are big that should be small
Who can tell what fecal smells we'll make in this toilet
And I'm giving all my crap to this whirl-
pooling toilet bowl
It's hard to squeeze
But I can't leave
Until poopoo peepee
And nothing's going to change the way we shit
'Cause poopies come out after food goes in
And now that constipation's getting worse, see--
WHAAAAAGH!
Its a massive log we're holding in
And I just can feel the tip of it outside the rim
Oh we have to shit please
Feces made of Kraft Dinner and Jimmy Deans now
Always seem to, be governed by this butt we have
Poopless, straining, my hemorrhoids begin to bleed
Oh, now there is no brown, for I cannot push this mound

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>>1886484
Holy fucking kek

>> No.1886611

>>1875297
Flooded house left closed up in the heat?

>> No.1886614

>>1882803
>woof ranch

>> No.1886827

>>1875297
heres your aspergillosis bro

>> No.1886831

>>1884699
>2020
>not living in a zelda temple and hookshotting yourself onto the couch after a hard day at work

ngmi

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>>1882536
>that sloppy wood finishing and beat up tiles around the tub
The handiwork genuinely looks /diy/ here. I want to like design since it is very wood cabin-esque. If they didn't use tiles that look like sausage and hired a professional, it would be comfy.

>> No.1886915

>>1874288
>the soundtrack i hear in my head
err... the what now?

>> No.1886918

>>1886423
delete this please

>> No.1886982

>>1873192
extremely disorienting, how big is this room?

>> No.1886987

>>1874553
hey what the fuck is happening in the mirror?

>> No.1886990
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>>1886987

>> No.1887123

>>1886982
Weird. Some days it seems bigger, other days it seems intensely claustrophobic. I swear one day it felt like it was ... holding its breath, somehow.

>> No.1887378

>>1886484
Holy shit!
We need a deep fake of that

>> No.1887658

>>1886915
https://www.mdedge.com/psychiatry/article/78293/alzheimers-cognition/auditory-musical-hallucinations-when-patient-complains
or
https://www.verywellhealth.com/music-in-the-ear-1048946

>> No.1889221

>>1875297
remember this, the anon went to switch on the fan and never replied afterwards
Rest in DIY

>> No.1889256

>>1874553
Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UutDrXV2Q

>> No.1889265

>>1880608
where do you think the smoke comes from when they have decided on a new pope? IVXX DEUS VULT

>> No.1889268

>>1886990
>the armenian landlords have done some renovations

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>>1886423

>> No.1889289

>>1873483
carpeted bathrooms are better than carpeted kitchens.

>> No.1889295

I think after one of those long days at work none of these walls would bother me and I would just collapse into bed.

for some reason I like this one
>>1875091. It reminds me of an old thrift store or department store.

>> No.1889303

>>1874963
>shit particles

this FUCKING meme fuck off. do you have any idea how little that matters and how much dirt and shit there is in the air OUTSIDE. just fucking kill yourself. godamn

>> No.1889315

>>1875091
Who’s bedroom is this, the phantom of the operas gay brother?

>> No.1889324

>>1875297
I worked in mitigation, saw a house just like this. Newer build in quite suburb, old woman wintered in AZ. The waterline to dishwasher leaked from December to May. Entire home was tore down to the studs.

>> No.1889461

>>1872872
Pee Wee Herman's fridge.

>> No.1889463

>>1876544
V A P O R W A V E

>> No.1889471

>>1889324
Fucking snowbirds

>> No.1889484

>>1874230
Damn it! You beat me to it.

>> No.1889763
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1889763

Ooh, a pool table! And art! Classy.

>> No.1889768
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1889768

Tag yourself, I'm the male grooming products

>> No.1889911

>>1886423
>dookie monster

>> No.1889922

>>1889911
Triple kekked and triple checked

>> No.1889929

>>1889922
same to you nigga

>> No.1890293

>>1889911
I kekkie monsterd

>> No.1890300

>>1883271
My grandma had something similar in the US. Sitting on it felt awesome and comfortable and also very disturbing as I got older.

I have a recurring dream where I have to shit so badly, and there is one of these. I sit down and empty my bowels and then realize it isn't a real toilet, it's just a store sample that isn't connected to anything.

>> No.1890351
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1890351

>>1873183

>> No.1890353
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1890353

>>1889911
Checked! My mom has these growing up haha forgot about them.. gross to think about now probably how much i pissed all over the toilet with the seat Down

>> No.1890360

>>1876928
Are you me?

>> No.1890362

>>1878010
>Not everyone lives in a cheap romance novel.
Honestly, you take cringe to a whole new level. It’s spontaneous sex in the bathroom. It’s not a big deal.

>> No.1890364

>>1878286
What am I looking at here? It’s a bedroom with an exterior door.

>> No.1890365

>>1873076
Fucking amazing.

>> No.1890367

>>1873192
Fantastic, especially the shower tiles.

>> No.1890371

>>1885865
Now we're talking
im gettin excited

>> No.1890372
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1890372

>>1876439
>trash canister for used toilet paper next to the shitter
Quick, somebody call ICE.

>> No.1890374

>>1880686
>sleeping inside an Aladdin thermos

>> No.1890376

>>1883986
The person who gutted that old Philco and turned it into a wardrobe should be fucking hanged.

>> No.1890396
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1890396

yee haw

>> No.1890904
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1890904

*click*

>> No.1891037
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1891037

>>1880566
>being a bitch ass nigga
You're gonna have that mango habanero shooting out of your ass and you're gonna love every second of that private space launch

>> No.1891184

>>1886484
LMAO

>> No.1891692

>>1878518
Where is the seat?

>> No.1891766

>>1884920
Your balls hang lower than your shoes when you squat?

>> No.1891767

>>1890364
look left of the door

>> No.1892283

>>1891692
No seat, no flush, no problem!

>> No.1892747
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1892747

>>1880686
>Plaid on the ceiling

>> No.1892843

>>1875091
I always wonder how cheap small town churches sell for and how much work and permit it would be to create a freestanding second floor on the inside to make better use of the space.

>> No.1892855

>>1880449
I am confused if that fixture on the bottom in the middle is a second sink, second toilet, or some sort of shower...unless that entire area is a shower stall with sink and toilet.

>> No.1892856

>>1884699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

>> No.1892873

>>1873866
youd probably trip if you did get high before going on these stairs

>> No.1892920

>>1885871
That's because it IS a 5 dollar aftermarket exhaust tip off a 2003 civic and made it into a toilet

>> No.1893100

>>1892855
That's a bidet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q

>> No.1893113
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1893113

>Yes, we *are* a very musical family. How could you tell?

>> No.1893133
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1893133

>>1873192
>>1873076
>>1874553
>>1882536
Is this the equivalent of a fat/ugly chick for tileanon?

>> No.1893242
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1893242

>>1876539
https://youtu.be/IUZEtVbJT5c?t=19

>> No.1893263

>>1893113
>cooking dinner
>a piano falls on you

>> No.1893271

>>1893242
Shitter's calling

>> No.1893276

>>1893271
?? your mother doesn't have my number ??

>> No.1893288

>>1878517
My parents have a bathroom (including a shower) with laminate flooring, but it's a special laminate made for bathrooms or kitchen too which moisture isn't a problem as long as you don't leave puddles on the floor all the time. It's almost 20 years old and still looks new.
Imo it looks more comfy than tiles, but i'm not sure if i'd use it for a bathroom too.

>> No.1893311

>>1882536
I find wood-covered bathrooms oddly comfy. It kinda gives off a sauna vibe.

>> No.1893376
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1893376

>>1893100
But what about all the shower type fixtures circled in red?

And why would a bidet have a faucet, as indicated in blue?

>> No.1893386

>>1893376
because if you look closely, you can see the black circle of the shower drain in the floor tile; and that's how the bidet, uh, cleanses your hindquarters

>> No.1893505

>>1873183

>>1873183

That sink seems a tad redundant.

Yet if three people have to go at the same time I can see how it might come in handy.

And to have the washer/dryer (tub warsh/drip dry or stove dry)

Also guessing what we don't see in this foto is the tub topper that converts it into a bed, thus the sleeping quarters.

>> No.1893508

>>1873183

Beats living out a car

>> No.1893520

>>1873866

This should be on "most expensivest" or whatever that WACK ASS bitch show is titled.

>> No.1893523 [DELETED] 

>>1893520
The shitskinninist

>> No.1893540

>>1876439

All that effort to beautify the can, yet the extra tp's are simply tossed in a box laying next to it.

>> No.1893545 [DELETED] 

>>1876439

spictacular

>> No.1893549

>>1885958
I think there was some toy back in the day that had a color scheme similar to that room.

>> No.1893560

>>1874771
Kek.

>> No.1893569

>>1875091
>live laugh love

>> No.1893571
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1893571

>>1886484

>> No.1893574

>>1878037

Piss splash EVERYWHERE and no lid to keep bacteria from flying everywhere either, seems legit. Prolly works well for goat effing though

>> No.1893585
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1893585

>>1880449

The sink says it all.

Don't slip on those stairs now, there ain't no handrail.

>> No.1893596

>>1885949

I would wager the lady who lives there has a matching outfit

>> No.1893618

>>1892855

Thata douche

>> No.1893631

>>1893113

A: who ever dreamt it up is a MORON

B: who ever paid for it is an ever bigger MORON

>> No.1893701

Post 80's era aesthetics, such as bars, bowling alleys, etc. Peak comfy.

>> No.1893707
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1893707

>>1886484

>> No.1895172
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1895172

>>1893701
welcome to the ~boudoir~

>> No.1895174
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1895174

or perhaps sir instead prefers ~~dazzle camouflague~~ in sir's washroom?

>> No.1895179

>>1895174
>hello, I’m your tile guy, Pablo Picasso

>> No.1895186
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1895186

A respectful hush falls over the onlookers as the couple link hands, and ascend their stairs.

>> No.1895194

>>1895186
Could you please zoom out so we can see the orchestra pit?

>> No.1895200

>>1873192
If this was my bathroom, I would go full funhouse-effect, and stretch/skew certain sections to trip people up and fuck up their perception

>> No.1895214

>>1895174
The crooked light setup really shows dedication to the style.

>> No.1895234

>>1895172
lol that shitter privacy
this room looks like it reeks of the musk of sex, sweat, feces, and a slight hint of lavender shampoo

>> No.1895255

>>1895194
Quiet, you fool! This plot is hard enough to follow as it is!

>> No.1895260

>>1895174
>trips and falls everytime he enters the bathroom

>> No.1895280

>>1895234
The multiple steps up to the bed and bath sugest 'elderly owner with limited mobility'.

...

Brrrrrr.

>> No.1895460

>>1895174
It's the German Expressionist school of interior design

>> No.1895461
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1895461

>>1895460
I sorta kinda dig it, not gonna lie

>> No.1895516

>>1876544
Oh fuck I want it

>> No.1895519

>>1895172
I think you have to host orgies to make full use of the wall-to-wall comfort and ceiling mirror

>> No.1896636

>>1895174
I actually really like this and would totally have a downstairs guest bathroom set up like this.

>> No.1897036

Blump

>> No.1897040
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1897040

now THAT's convenience

>> No.1898094

>>1876544
Shame the 2nd floor is an illusion.

>> No.1898105

>>1889768
The main crime is a telly over the fireplace

>> No.1898389

>>1873273

You faggots really need to kys.

>> No.1898425
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1898425

>>1873076
>>1873192
>>1873599
>>1873866
>>1874553
>>1875091
>>1876544
>>1880686
>>1884699
>>1885949
>>1895172
Am I the only one who digs these really strange/colorvomit ones? It reminds me of the 80s/90s when a common show/movie trope was being transported to another world with weird stuff like this all over. Or those sets/houses that were all weird like these. It reminds me of a better time.

>> No.1898782

>>1873866
>that random 50 Cent poster

>> No.1898857

>>1873866
This shit makes me sick to look at. I'm 10 drinks deep and thinking of walking up those clown puke stairs makes me want to lean over the railing and fucking cover the home owner in vomit.

>> No.1898860

>>1884699
That's tempting fate right there. I'll find a way up that motherfucker and tell someone to throw me a beer. This deed may not go unpunished.

>> No.1898864
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1898864

>>1898782

>> No.1898880

>>1898425
I think that's why I like it, it's basically a set piece of my childhood.

>> No.1898900

>>1897040
This is how you use your limited space 100%

>> No.1899289

>>1897040
tfw mum found the loo cupboard

>> No.1899317

>>1897040
No laundry?

>> No.1899321

>>1897040
So what's under the toilet, behind the sit in shower tub without a curtain so you're going to spray water everyfuckingwhere? Water heater?

>> No.1900312

>>1899321
I like to imagine the whole staircase apparatus needs to be dismantled and put away, because just out of view on the right is where the bed folds down lol

>> No.1900313

or, wait, no, the 'bed' is a sheet of plywood that you have to lay over the bath like those hideaway pool tables haha

>> No.1900389
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1900389

This what you are faced with after completing the Windows 95 screen saver maze

>> No.1900909

>>1895186
>their stairs
Their respective stairs? How long are their arms?

>> No.1900910

>>1900909
Children bed?

>> No.1901078

>>1873076
Salvia trip flavored.

>> No.1902417
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1902417

>>1900389
>THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIIIIIIIDDDDEEEE *braaap*

>> No.1902436

>>1876539
This post as well as the rest of this thread are as glorious as the trumpet.

>> No.1902856

>>1900910
No I have the image of a newlywed couple holding hands while trying to go up their respective stairs.

>> No.1902862
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1902862

>what kinda aesthetic you want bro
>uhhhhh let me get like, you know those point-and-click adventure games from like 1997?
>say no more

>> No.1902863
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1902863

Suppose someone in your family has a dust allergy, and you hate that person.

Now imagine this is your guest room:

>> No.1903102

>>1889768
I'm the block leveling the table

>> No.1903152

>>1882536
I fuckin love this

>> No.1903163

>>1902862
Maybe until the patterned mirror doors, they didn't get quite that ambitious.

>> No.1903165

>>1889763
Definitely a college house.
Probably throws some wild parties

>> No.1903433

>>1876539
Is that an ashtray or pudding bowl?

>> No.1903592

>>1889768
I'm the row of chairs facing the same because nowhere to tuck them under,
lawdylawd what a fucking mess of a place

>> No.1903600

>>1895174
>sink needs minor fixing
>smash the whole fucking block and retile the mufucker each time the slightest plumbing access is required
because why fucking not

>> No.1903718

>>1889768
I am definitely the strawberry flavored whey isolate

>> No.1903721

>>1875111
It's ava ca doo

>> No.1903725

>>1878037
How do you not shit all over your pants? Do you have to take them off to use the hole in the floor? Is this why mudslimes wear man dresses?

>> No.1903726

>>1878286
>the massive bed
>the door
>the fucking urinal

>> No.1903768
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1903768

>>1886423
>>1889911

>> No.1903813

>>1886423
I haven't seen one of those since the late 70's when my grandma had one. The shit stains are a nice touch.

>> No.1903816
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1903816

>>1895186
I like this. We need more furniture that lets you hold hands with your bro, wherever you are.

>> No.1904829

>>1872384
Why is there a tranny in my house and a hole in my bed?!?

>> No.1904945

>>1904829
Because you've been a good boy
Now get in the hole

>> No.1905069
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1905069

Pic is from a weird abandoned house an anon explored and posted on a thread. There were other weird things in the house. This old bathroom lead to the old, moist, basement of the house.

>> No.1905071

>>1876536
I had the exact same thought

>> No.1905078
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1905078

>>1886484

>> No.1905079

>>1875091
>>1875091
damn dude imagine living in a place as badass as this and being utterly cucked by your basic bitch taste. not even jealous.

>> No.1905080

>>1876539
>that image with that song
kek based goober anon

>> No.1905127

>>1876544
i'm in love

>> No.1905129
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1905129

I love the subgenre of Toilets Where There Should Be No Toilets

>> No.1905136
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1905136

>>1893133

>> No.1905158

>>1902863
looks oddly comfy.

>> No.1905164

>>1900389
I think I might have shat in there! It might be in a nightclub in Manchester, England.

Yes, I will go for a shit in a nightclub. I am a badman.

>> No.1905401
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1905401

>>1875091
inagaddadavida
https://youtu.be/ulDC1w1ydLI

>> No.1906348
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1906348

>and this is our son's bathroom

>> No.1906520

>>1882803
Stop posting PNGs you fucking turboautist.

>> No.1906525

>>1884806
w-why? It's not like it saves water, still have to flush the excrement.

>> No.1906588

>>1876540
enough mold to sprout an orc army

>> No.1906593

>>1906525
their sewage system cannot handle it. Frankly it works fine, you get used to it, and with proper management of the waste-bin it doesn't even smell.
One thing they had which I cannot understand why we don't have is foot-pedals for flushing. Everyone who just wiped their ass touches the flush handle before washing. Foot-pedel makes a fuck-ton more sense.

>> No.1907855
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1907855

>> No.1907857
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1907857

some juice while you shit?

>> No.1907859
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1907859

beetlejuice house vibes

>> No.1907860
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1907860

heard you like tiles

>> No.1907964

>>1889768
The precariously placed treadmill

>> No.1907968

>>1907860
I'd like this in a different, non 'gay IKEA prison' colour scheme

>> No.1907983

>>1905136
Holy fuck I laughed harder at this cap than anything else in my life

>> No.1908098

>>1907860
>>1907968
I’d like to poop on the toilet stage

>> No.1908219

>>1898425
who painted this please?

>> No.1908296

>>1885958
>>1893549
Is this a screenshot from that windows 95 maze game?

>> No.1908312

>>1885958
Hi God, its me ;)

>> No.1908318

>>1900389
>>1908296
Ah, that's right, it was a screensaver

>> No.1908381

>>1883986
If I ever make it big, I am going to have a working clothes fridge. I would love that shit.

>> No.1908399

>>1886423
Dear god I remember these. I always though they were unsanitary back then too. Jesus, boomers are insane.

>> No.1908402

>>1895200
Yeah, it would take a lot of craftsmanship, but if you had wallpaper where the bars weren't actually parallel lines, and if you cut the wall tiles to be different sizes of the same shape, you could make the room look like it was stretching into the distance or getting smaller as you got closer to it.

>> No.1908404

>>1876539
>A Sensible Shit - Porcelein and Wood - Art by Leonardo Largo Schitti

>> No.1908407

>>1878037
Squat toilets are awesome, except in public spaces people are fucking awful at aiming properly and they can end up very nasty.

>> No.1908414

>>1902863
See, this is the real galaxy brain move. Make your guest bedroom so hideously ugly that guests will only want to stay a night or so before fucking off.

>> No.1908608
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1908608

>>1906348
>and this is the tub!

>> No.1908617

>>1883986
>pepe eyes headboard

>> No.1908638

>>1908608
Credit to them for using the special tile in the 'B' so it doesn't look like 'THE TU8'. That's dedication to the craft there

>> No.1908640

>>1907855
Peak bathroom

Where do I find one like this untouched?

>> No.1908693

>>1908608
>"haha won't you join me in... THE TUB"

>> No.1908855
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1908855

>>1886484

>> No.1908856

>>1884699
Pretty sure I got to that room in Symphony of the Night

>> No.1908857
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1908857

>>1903768

>> No.1908919

>>1897040
>toilet overflows
>poo nuggies everywhere

>> No.1909056

>>1908098
*applause*

>> No.1909489

>>1885001
Lol

>> No.1909561

>>1890904
yбиpaйcя oтcюдa cтaлкep

>> No.1909571
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1909571

>>1876532
Glued to the walls?

>> No.1909915

>>1909561
MONOLIT

>> No.1910726

>>1890904
when the shit just won't flush