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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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1839964 No.1839964 [Reply] [Original]

Has anybody seen these net floors before? They look based as fuck. Once I build my own house I want to install nets like this on the second story.

>> No.1839966

>>1839964
Just build your house like a modern Discovery Zone

>> No.1839978

>>1839964
Came across one in a museum as part of an art installation.
Nice, but not as comfy as it look (the intersections dig pretty deep into your back)
In reality there's less houses than you think that have a piece of floor missing. If you do: just try it, it's fun and easy to remove when done with it.

>> No.1840072

>>1839966
My nigga, you just destroyed me with nostalgia.

>> No.1840076

>>1839964
The real question is wtf is that doorless bathtub/shower room in the corner. The whole house will smell of damp and mould.

>> No.1840080

>>1840076
imagine if the grading was off

>> No.1840087

>>1840080
I want to see more of this disaster house. Is the toilet next to the bed?

>> No.1840093

>>1840087
smell of shit and piss and mold permeating the environment, water constantly draining, such a hassle to just take a shower (have to climb over a fucking net EVERYTIME), computer constantly getting soapy water and fecal matter and urine all over it.

how i imagine 16 yr olds on /diy/ will end up making their "dream home"

>> No.1840098

>>1840093
Or you have proper ventilation

>> No.1840113

this looks like some shit exclusively sought after by tech yuppies and single women in their 30s
incredibly retarded

>> No.1840135

>>1840093
Imagine getting out of the tub and then hopping on the net stealthily to drip dry on your unsuspecting guests below...

They feel a drip hit their head and look up in confusion only to see you squatting above them giving them the full closeup view of your taint...

>> No.1840234

>>1839966
I want the rubber grid thing.

>> No.1840236

>>1840135
You can shit on the net and press it down with you feet like when you stomp shit down the shower drain so the guests gets waffled shit raining down on them from above.

>> No.1840253

>>1840113
no . dont you get it. you bathe and then go lay on the hammock and it rains on the first floor guest. no towel needed and your family never comes to visit ever again.

your brother is like "idk he just sits around wet and naked all day on the second floor hammock and the whole house smells like slated vinegar potato chips.... i think he has something like the herp. does the herp make you smell like slated vinegar chips?"

>> No.1840271

>>1839964
I would consider using this in otherwise "wasted" space, like over stairs.

>> No.1840630

>>1839964
RIP

>> No.1840655
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1840655

Wouldn't it be annoying to maintain? This local mesh playground near where I live visibly sags from daily traffic, I think the operator has to re-tension the nets every few months. I suppose one in your house won't see as much traffic, but still, it seems like you're just adding something to annoy yourself with.

>> No.1840665

>>1840271
Except there usually isn't any. The gap above the stairs you actually need to get upstairs. Any bigger gap is not that common in common houses. Because it'd be a waste of space, so why have it in the first place

>> No.1840883

>>1840087
you have to climb a gym class rope to the toilet, it's upside down on the ceiling

>> No.1840885

>>1840113
>not wanting to kill yourself while drinking with a giant bungie net failing and breaking your neck

>> No.1840960

>>1839964
>having multiple points of anchor
>connect them to a fucking canvas with less anchor points
what a fucking retarded idea

>> No.1842544

>>1840135
>>1840253
holy fuck you two made me laugh harder than I've laughed in years kek thanks anons

>> No.1842608

>>1839964
>fatfuck cousin comes over
>plops down on the net
>weight and force of impact exceeds the limit it can hold
>rips the fucking railing from the walls

>>1840883
>piss and shit on the upsy-downsie potty
>it falls down on your ass due to gravity

>> No.1842711

>>1840076
It's a 1 room loft apartment. It's mean for socially inept neets that don't have possessions or hobbies or families or friends.

>> No.1842928

>>1839966
Giant ball pits when?

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1843397

>>1839964
>Lie down
>phone fallout of pocket and through net
>smashes on the floor below
>third time this month

>> No.1843403

>>1840960
Huh? What canvas? What anchor points?

>> No.1843452

>The comments on this thread
Keks were had. Well done lads