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180164 No.180164 [Reply] [Original]

Sup /diy/, /pol/ here.
In our process of looking for a new place to live/escaping our normal governments (because they are unjust and stupid), we (or I) am here in need of help.
Our new homes will be at sea, and we need an easy way to create boats and such.
So is there some kind of bacteria that we can harvest that multiplies and dies fast that create super floating bricks? Or Should we turn water into ice, and just make these boats?
I'm trying to find out the easiest way to keep people afloat, and alive so people can self farm.
What does /diy/ think?

>> No.180165

> What does /diy/ think?

That you missed that months-long Agartha shitfest.

>> No.180167
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>>180165
I'm not going to google that. )should I google that?(
but thanks for bumping.

>> No.180170

>>180165
I ignored that shit. I assume it turned out as well as could be expected, given it's origins? Lol.

>> No.180172

I think there's a high-res somewhere that I don't have that explains how international waters are becoming sparse as current states are coming up with new excuses to claim bodies of water such as rocks in the middle of the ocean their military has some weather equipment on.

Also, The US's NDAA bill that has passed allows the president to order anyone killed that he deems a threat to national security, any members of a community at sea could easily be accused of being Al Qaeda agents planning to launch weapons at the US and at the very least, the military would find a rock nearby your living space, claim it, and force you off the land.

Such is life in the High-Tech Capitalist 21st Century. Maybe if enough people pooled their money together, we could build a colony on the Moon that America can't reach due to an under-funded space program.

>> No.180173

Pykrete.

Virtually indestructible and takes years to melt.

>> No.180174

Please don't tell me that tree's are the closest things we have to self growing bricks.
I will begrudgingly accept ice, as it is fast to turn that into a solid, but it's cold.

we can't go far on just fishing poles though...

>> No.180176

>>180173
thank you

>> No.180181

>>180172

YEah yuou'll get that ont he moon about the time TPB gets their fucking satellites in orbit. FIUCK. Go have abeer and fuck a girl and worry about thing that matter like sh'es a goddamned catholic who doens';t elive in bitrth vcontril

>> No.180182
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180182

So can I turn electricity into a type of brick?
one that would float?
I don't want to rely on grabbing sand and making glass either.

>> No.180183

>>180182
good cause you ewon;t pull that off either.

>> No.180184
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180184

>>180183
I'll pull it off old man!
I've found out how to transform gravity into an electrical outlet, and i'm close to solving out void properties that can be used like fuel.
Soon I will have material from electric, and I can build a world with significant ease!

>> No.180186

>>180184
FOUR SIMULTANEOUS EARTHS IN FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYTS

yeah sure. have a blast.

>> No.180191

>>180164
I think the most obvious answer here would be...
Boats ?

FFS, OP. The world is filled to the brim with old disused boats. Boats float.
Low-tech, I know - but the amount of material you would need to build floating islands is ridiculous.
You can't start that big anyway,

>> No.180192

>>180191
Wow. Are you really taking this thread seriously?

>> No.180194

>>180191
I know it is boats bro. I am not building an island, just trying to find a way to build the boats while not going back to shore. Kinda defeats our non-dependency of the government, you know?

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180198

>>180192
if you don't like being creative.
mfw.

>> No.180199

>>180192
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU? SHOULD WE? AAAAAAAAAA

diy puts the 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' in 'needy'

>> No.180205

>>180194
But you don't need to build boats from materials that can float.
You know... How boats float even though they have metal hulls ?

>> No.180208

>>180205
my problem isn't what they are made of,
it's more of 'where i obtain if from'.

>> No.180207

>>180205
WOAH WOAH WOAH you';re just going to confuse him.. This here ain't abvoard for them fancy college degree types. This is for fucking teenagers from west viginia who herad about technology for making shit you can huff from shit and shoit. So don;t go scaring anyine with your goddamned fancy physics, Comrade. You fucking keep that shit in your book fo China.

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180210

>>180207
I'm op, and I like this guy.
His presence is good to me.

>> No.180211

>>180186
>FOUR SIMULTANEOUS EARTHS IN FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYTS
ARE YUO DRAE MOKCNG HTE TIME CUBE MUHTA FUKCA?

>> No.180214

>>180211

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFISCKER!
YOU AER EDUCATED STUPID! THERE IS NO DAMNED WORD GOD!

>> No.180221

can i make some kind of solid from water and electricity?
(not ice though)

>> No.180223

>>180221
>can i make some kind of solid from water and electricity?

Yeah! you can

>(not ice though)

Oh. DAMINT.

how about a tree? sunshine insteadof electricity.

>> No.180224

>>180221
No.

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180227

>>180223
tree's are to slow. It's a nice idea, but we don't have the time.


Maybe we could use the ice to get close to 'absolute zero' and find water molecules grouped together to make new forms of matter???
I feel like that's to drastic.

>> No.180230

>>180227

yeah and your're going to get to fuck MAdonna too.

Don;t be sad, she;s all shrivelly now. Too soon, too sonn.

>> No.180231

>>180230
wait, a sec.
Is there a type of matter/lifeform that feeds off water and is easy to mold. Maybe some kind of coral trees? (something like that?)

>> No.180233

>>180231

yes. and smells good? No.

>> No.180234

>>180233
so there is a type of solid, that grows when introduced to water. What?
smell is irrelivant.

>> No.180243

>>180214

I like the cut of your jibe.

>> No.180250

Op here, I think we will take up kelp farming. I hear that plant can grow 2ft a day, in safe conditions of coarse. Now I just need a way to make boats out of it.

>> No.180276

pykrete.

Wiki it.
Us britfags = genius'.

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180299

That sea weed idea isn't that bad.
Maybe we can make boats the same way Mythbusters made duck tape boat.
With 30 meter min growth we would only need to apply some adhesives for them to stick together.
So now you have a boat you still need engines to power them a food farm, storage area and living quarters.

>> No.180303

ITT: IDIOTS.

easiest way of escaping current governments is to disappear innawoods with 3 other people. anything else is going to cost a god-damn fortune and be so restrictive as to be retarded. if you live on any decent sized landmass there will be forested areas that come under "uninhabited" and are basically outside of jurisdiction, purely because no fucker can find you.

>> No.180305

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biorock

>> No.180307

Congrads bro.

>> No.180350

http://www.doityourself.com/stry/how-to-build-a-boathouse-floating-foundation#b
http://www.boatdesigns.com/Houseboats/departments/7/
http://www.youtube.com/user/paulwheaton12/videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/kirstendirksen/videos

and idk man grow some bamboo or something since it's as strong as steel and grows pretty damn fast too. plus you could make practically anything with bamboo.