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1599944 No.1599944 [Reply] [Original]

How can I fix this?

>> No.1599945

ladder

>> No.1599947
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1599947

Is too steep...
I am afraid I will fall and break something.

>> No.1599948

Demolish it and pour a new one

>> No.1599952
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1599952

demolish that thing and buy or diy something like this

>> No.1599953
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>>1599948
Yeah but how can I improve in the design? that is all the space I have available.
This stairs are the norm here in hue hue land.

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1599955

>>1599952

>> No.1599958

demolish, a single step up to the wall and install a stepladder

>> No.1599959

>>1599958
*build a single step
>>1599952
this may work too if you have little space available

>> No.1599961

>>1599944
start over

>> No.1599964
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1599964

>>1599952
Those are nice, but you can`t leave those outside, niggers will steal it for scrap metal.
In the middle of the night, two niggers come, one cuts the top, the other the bottom and there goes your stairs.

>> No.1599965
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>>1599944
Attach a handrail, or a hoop guard like in pic related, if space allows

>> No.1599968

>>1599964
that's kind of amazing. Can't you hear it and shoot them?
Proximity movement alarms are literally like 2 euro each.
Concrete is clearly in vogue. What if you used a combo of a steel frame and concrete steps?

>> No.1599975

>>1599968
>Can't you hear it and shoot them?
I would if I hear them, but they would try to steal it when I am sleepy
>Proximity movement alarms are literally like 2 euro each.
Here in the favela people walks around all night, it would be continuously chiming.

>> No.1599976

>>1599944
Move out of Russia.

>> No.1599998

Remove the bloody thing and use a normal wooden one to get up

>> No.1600007

>>1599976
OP is from Brazil
Russia is much better than this shit

>> No.1600011

>>1599955
this
you can't scrap rock

>> No.1600045
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1600045

>>1599944
"Forward-descent stairs"

>> No.1600051
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1600051

>>1599944
Demolish the uper part and/or do something like pic related.

>> No.1600054

>>1600051
Search "Santos Dumont ladder" If you want more examples.

>> No.1600066

>>1600054
>>1600051
>examples
it's a staggered staircase, how hard could it be?
just design a stair with steps twice as high as they are deep, copy it, and shift it down a half-step

>> No.1600091

>>1599944
Its already perfect

>> No.1600110

>>1600045
>>1600054
>>1600051

That's an idea, and is doable. Thanks anons

>> No.1600164

>>1599964
My god. this makes american stick houses look like quality buildings.

>> No.1600218

>>1599944
move out of russia

>> No.1600219

>>1599964
I can't even tell how it is standing currently. Looks like it would just fall forward into the street.

>> No.1600232

>>1600218
But russia is great

>> No.1600406

>>1599944
You don't need to change anything, it's already made if aerated red brick.

>> No.1600427

>>1599944
Hand rails on the right side so you can hold onto something

>> No.1600439
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1600439

>> No.1600455

>>1599944
>this is the state of yuropoors construction
remember this whenever some EU pissbaby starts showing how OBSESSED he is.

>> No.1600477

>>1600455
this is literally a photo taken in America you obsessive burger

>> No.1600482

>>1600477

american stair codes would not allow that really steep set because you could easily fall.

>> No.1600485

>>1600482
>north american stair codes
ftfy

>> No.1600494
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1600494

>>1599944
so, okay, they've clearly made a wooden frame to cast this air bubble filled piece of shit .... so why not just make a flight of wooden stairs in the first place ?

>> No.1600495

Build an elevator

>> No.1600501

>>1599953
Lmfao why? Why is that the standard? Do they just not use their brains there?

>> No.1600504

>>1600494
So that people don't steal it.

Wood or metal is getting stolen.

>> No.1600505

>>1600504
This.

>> No.1600506

>>1599975
Do people go up and down your ladder all night?

>> No.1600508

>>1600455
>
>Brazil is in the EU now.

Given the knowledge of geography and geopolitics that most burgers have that doesn't surprise me at all.

>> No.1600509

>>1600051
maybe add handrails

>> No.1600526
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1600526

Install a jack lift.

>> No.1600555

>>1599964
>In the middle of the night, two niggers come, one cuts the top, the other the bottom and there goes your stairs.
Build an electronic circuit that has a piezoelectric vibration sensor, which upon sensing vibrations (eg. from a hacksaw, angle grinder, someone climbing up it, etc.), electrifies the entire staircase with mains voltage for maybe five minutes or so, then resets.

>> No.1600582
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>>1599964
Is this inspired by medieval european houses?

>> No.1600595

>>1600439
>this shit drives me up the fucking wall

>> No.1600598

>>1599953
>stairs
Those are just concrete ladders.
Upside is you will increase your acrobatic skill using them.

>> No.1600603

>>1600506
Homeless, junkies, etc what you would expect in a favela.

>> No.1600663
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>>1600504
wood?
they steal..... the timber?
FUCKING WHY.

>> No.1600674

>>1599964
>>1600219
Are you blind? It's made from red aerated commieblock. It's practically indestructible.

>> No.1600679

>>1600582
Medieval Europeans also tried to steal as much living space as possible from the public roads, but they actually knew how to do it properly.

>> No.1600682

>>1600007
Russia is shit at a lot of things... big concrete stuff is not something they are shit at however...

>> No.1600684

>>1600663
Why not?

>> No.1600696

>>1600679
People here just straight build buildings on the streets, who gives a fuck

>> No.1600705
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>>1600007
>>1599953

>> No.1600761

>>1600705
mehmet

>> No.1600847
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>>1599944
Why would you want to fix something so Hyperart Thomasson?

>> No.1600872

>>1599964
>all those bricks
Maybe that bitter yuropoor was on to something. Fuck american wood, that's yuro style

>> No.1600995

>>1600555
Or better, run active cables on the inside. Let them try to cut in then. Figure out a way out the next day

>> No.1601003

>>1599953
Just use a ladder, less likely to kill you.

>> No.1601041

>>1599944
>>1599947
>>1599953
>>1599964
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>> No.1601058

>>1600705
Is that an optical illusion or something horrible?

>> No.1601059

>>1599944
Fix what? It's perfect.

>> No.1601064

>>1600501
Zika virus means they only have 50% of a brain each.

>> No.1601071

>>1599944
Do you have a suicide shower?

>> No.1601111

>>1599944
If you'd made a spiral staircase it would have looked a tonne better and not a problem at all.

>> No.1601160

>>1599964
Are these those masonry air-brick things i hear euros brag about? How is this superior?

>> No.1601162

>>1600508
It's the humble yuropoor bricksaleman design!

>> No.1601187

>>1600526
This guy gets it. Let's hang out senpai

>> No.1601198

>>1601071
Of course

>> No.1601224

>>1599944
op please post more of this diy paradise

>> No.1601255

>>1600501
>>1601064
It's Brazil, the stairs were developed to accomodate their hands and feet, which evolved to hold onto tree branches.
Those who cannot survive traveling up and down the stairs are fated to become sopa de macaco.
I hear it's uma delicia.

>> No.1601290
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1601290

>>1599944

>> No.1601382

>>1600663
Fuel to heat home maybe

>> No.1601390

Make a new one in wood and then coat a thin layer of concrete over it so the nigs don't think its wood.
profit.

>> No.1601424

fucking brazilian niggers,
seus favelados do caralho

>> No.1601478

>>1599944

you are going to need some mortar to smooth out those air gaps from the pour other than that get some spray can rubberized truck bed liner to spray the steps for a non slick surface and get a hand rail and yo should be good

>> No.1601481

>>1599944
I'm genuinely curious. What country are you in?

>> No.1601486

>>1600508
It might as well be in the EU, here's an example:
https://www.google.com/maps/@47.5557041,18.4502366,3a,75y,194.93h,89.01t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srEKw5P_TQDkNfZ1E0BtuSw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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>>1601290
I took your idea and expounded upon it

>> No.1601506

>>1599944
you could try not living in a 3rd world nation

>> No.1601508

>>1601495
Genuinelylold

>> No.1601563

>>1599944
Visit double U double U double U DOT VEE OUO AI KER SIED DOT NET

>> No.1601690

>>1601486
Looks better than an American trailer park.

>> No.1601692

>>1601495
raremerchant.png

>> No.1602052

>>1600504
imagine living in an area where people steal your wooden stairs

>> No.1602069

>>1601481
Hue hue land
>>1601506
Sure. I just can go wherever I want to live.

>> No.1602205
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>>1601255
>It's Brazil, the stairs were developed to accomodate their hands and feet, which evolved to hold onto tree branches.

>> No.1602206

>>1601486
I am shocked they actually sent a google car through there

>> No.1602231
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1602231

>>1602206
Made me look around more. They sent cars through alleyways with just enough paving for a walkway.

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>>1601071
>>1601224
my toilette

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1602379

>>1601041

>> No.1602487

>>1599944
>How can I fix this?
Just flip it upside down Nigga

>> No.1603639
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1603639

you could try to do something like this, twice the steps in half the space.

>> No.1603677

>>1600705
>no handrail on right side
Failed code already, the gap between it and the wall is too big, you need a railing and spindles

>> No.1603679

>>1601495
Keked

>> No.1603682

>>1602361
Is, is, is that a plastic trash bin that holds warm water?

>> No.1603696

>>1603682
Is a water heater.

>> No.1603733
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1603733

>>1601255
pure comedy

>> No.1603736

>>1603639
This is quite brilliant, I think.

>> No.1603737
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1603737

>>1602361

>> No.1603740

>>1602379
> Dat pic
Explain

>> No.1603752

>>1600663
>FUCKING WHY.
Americans, man.

>> No.1603797

>>1600508
more like, given how cucked the eu is and how desperate they want non-european brown countries in their union it makes perfect sense to imply a south american shithole country is now part of the eu.

>> No.1603799
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1603799

>>1603797

speaking of fucked up, I just read that someone is saying Hezbollah is in Venezuela. How does that compute.

Wait, am I on the wrong board.

>> No.1604097

>>1603639
genius at work

>> No.1604102
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1604102

>>1600595

>> No.1604349

>>1604102
Man, the new Hellraiser designs are getting weird.

>> No.1604426
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1604426

>>1599944
Hey OP can you tell us stories of the favela life?

>> No.1604429

>>1602361
ah yes, the water-heater-that-kills-you. truly a staple of civilization.

>> No.1604481
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1604481

>>1602231
>>1602206
I guess the drivers were paid based on kilometers driven.

>> No.1604497 [DELETED] 

is concrete or wood cheaper there?

>> No.1604498 [DELETED] 

>>1599944
jus plant a tree or move a tree and climb up and down the tree, there yeu go mate.

>> No.1604499

>>1599944
destroy that and rappell downwards and use ascenders.

>> No.1604509
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1604509

>>1599944
Add a few local touches so you won't be afraid anymore. Now you'll look forward to everytime you have to go through stairs.

>> No.1605356

>>1602206
>>1601486
I am surprised the car wasn't stolen and the driver buried in the nearby woods. I live a few kms away from there, shit gets scary when you take the wrong turn at a certain corner.

>> No.1605455

>>1599944
It needs vertical support if you decide to let it stay.

>> No.1605467

>>1599964

>tfw amerifags and eurofags can't even recognise the bare columns and beams.

That's like an 8' cantilever, which is nothing.

>> No.1605562
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1605562

>>1600164
The house is absolute dogshit but the design of each floor being further out than the one below is actually solid construction. It both adds floor space AND helps stop bowing from occurring in the beams. This kind of construction was common in Medieval times but nowhere near to the same extent as that hue shack.

>> No.1605563

>>1605562
is there such a thing as a historic medieval hovel that doesn't look like crap?

>> No.1605572

>>1605563
Eh, sure. Problem with historical buildings is the retarded amounts of code thrown down on them that make renovations a living hell.

>> No.1605707

ladder or spiral staircase

>> No.1605708
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1605708

>>1600595

>> No.1605796

>>1600007
Brazil is literally Russia of America

>> No.1605847

>>1600761
literally this, someone make it.

>> No.1605880

>>1605356
>living by there
>having the technology to post on the internet
Pick one

>> No.1605892

>>1602231
They have bikes and backpacks too. But using them here would be even more surprising.

>> No.1605914
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1605914

>>1601255
Kek'd much harder than I should have.

>> No.1605959

>>1600582
>>1600679
Untill someone in London decided to light a candle and accidently the whole city

>> No.1606014

>>1605562
>helps stop bowing
Wtf is bowing?

>> No.1606023
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1606023

>>1606014

It's a British thing, a form of paying respect to your superiors so they allow you to live on the manor and till the soil.

>> No.1606024
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1606024

>>1606014

>> No.1606089

>>1606024
What is a Thing that launches arrows, the merchant, the shared sexual interest of your mother and I, something you drink from, and a style of dance

>> No.1606103

>>1602361
>electrical outlets below a showerhead
the absolute state of Brazil

>> No.1606113

>>1603639
>>1603736
>>1604097
Not reading the thread before posting, like the retards you are.

>> No.1606117
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>>1606014
>Wtf is bowing?
American education

>> No.1606136

>>1602206
They say it emerged without tyres, the hood, wing mirrors or brake discs, despite never stopping

>> No.1606140

>>1603639
Fantastic. It may even induce some junkies to break their necks.

>> No.1606190

>>1605562
>helps stop bowing from occurring in the beams
>>1606014
>Wtf is bowing?
He probably meant sagging but didn't know the difference.

>> No.1606218

>>1606023
>british
>slaves
hmmmm

>> No.1606300

>>1600406
Please don't feed the Croatian troll.

>> No.1606318

>>1599944
Check'em
Bett this is south the boarder

>> No.1606320

>>1599945
>not a pole
come on anon

>> No.1606321

>>1605880
Nothing weird about that, I am using wi find from a cafe in an stolen laptop.

>> No.1606322

>>1604426
Nothing worth mentioning really. Life is shit and is to be endured.

>> No.1606330
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1606330

>>1604509
>natural stability improvement

>> No.1606450

>>1605880
That place is the gypsy ghetto of that town. Walk a few hundred meters in any direction and you'll be in a relatively cultured area

>> No.1606547

>>1606450
>Brazil
>relatively cultured area
lmfao

>> No.1606553

>>1599945
iq 200

>> No.1606554

>>1599944
What's wrong with it?

>> No.1606591

What country are you? That would never pass code here in the first world

>> No.1606594

>>1600455
That's clearly not EU, you fucking retard

>> No.1606598

>>1606014
>being this retarded

>> No.1606607

>>1603696
So yes

>> No.1606677

>>1599945
>>1606553
Ladder get stolen

>> No.1606692

>>1599944
Good railings or maybe a rope.

>> No.1606694

>>1600477
South America. Some liberal politician would be fucking you up the ass with fines and regs if that was America.

>> No.1606812

>>1602205
keked

>> No.1607662

>>1606089
Audible kek

>> No.1607687
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1607687

>>1599944
Jobs Fucked

>> No.1607976

>>1599944
>cement ladder

It doesn't look broke, so why "fix" it?

>> No.1608546

>>1606014
>Bowing
The act of tying a bow, usually with ribbon.
It's a hugely popular prank over here with kids. I think you all do similar things with cellophane and autos.

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1608629

>>1608546

>> No.1608687

>>1599944
Krl maluco tu conseguiu dessa vez. Não faz o degrau tão pra dentro assim n

>> No.1608787

>>1602361
Vai trabalhar vadio

>> No.1608815

Stop being a pussy

>> No.1608848

>>1604481
You're paid hourly, but you are told to drive every possible paved road.

>> No.1609002

>>1606113
are you fucking dull? it's a great idea

>> No.1609012

>>1608848

It might not be that new, but it's new to me: on google maps, there's a 3d icon you click, and then you can tilt your house all over the place to inspect it from any angle viewable from the street. How the fuck do they do that.

It's rather creepy, to be honest.

>> No.1609049

>>1608629
Curses, foiled again