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how do i use a hammer?

>> No.1590402

Hammers in the other department. Your in paint.

>> No.1590408

what's the deal with the qt counter girls at big hardware stores?
all of them look like they fuck dogs

>> No.1590410

>>1590408
This one looks like she just fucked Pikachu.

>> No.1590414

>>1590408
>all of them look like they fuck dogs
what?

>> No.1590415

>>1590414
>he doesn't know

>> No.1590416

>>1590408
home depot in my town is 95% regular dudes and old ladies.
2 of the employees are mega qts tho

>> No.1590438

Progress pictures to Lisa Simpson cosplay?

>> No.1590440

>>1590394
>how do i use a hammer?
you have to plug it in first off

>> No.1590443

God I wish that was white paint.

>> No.1590448

>>1590414
you just know

>> No.1590452

>>1590394
She has nice hair.

>> No.1590509
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1590509

>>1590448
Not cool man.

I haven’t seen too many qts at my home improvements stores, maybe a couple 7/10 younger Latinas. And there was one decent white girl training in receiving at the Lowe’s I go to for work and I think she had a little thing for me, but she may have been one of those “I only hang out with guys, I just don’t get along with other girls” chicks and then she transferred to another store.

I need to start frequenting them more, especially the ones out in the burbs where the ratchet black bitches and dyke Puerto Ricans are unwilling to venture. But no dog fuckers, that ruins it for me. No horse girls either, even if they ain’t fuckin the horse, that’s just bad news.

>> No.1590524

>>1590410
Kek

>> No.1590529

>>1590509
what?

>> No.1590532

>>1590529
You know, horse girls are crazy. Any chick that devotes her whole weekend to animals is damaged goods.

And then sometimes you’re seeing some pics and it looks like some regular innocent blonde with a sexy side and then somebody posts a video and there’s a dog at the end of the bed and the dog gets up and takes a sniff and you’re thinking “Oh no, please nooooooo!” and the dog starts licking and you watch for a few more seconds out of curiosity before clicking that “x” in disgust.

That girl could be selling you paint.

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>>1590532
>That girl could be selling you paint.
>and I'll never be able to find out

>> No.1590540

>>1590509
I take it back she's gross.

>> No.1591100

>>1590402
>Your in paint.

You're

goddamn uneducated fucking burgers

>> No.1591104

>>1591100
You're autism is showing

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>>1591100

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>>1590410

>> No.1591507

>>1590532
>clicking that “x” in disgust.
but ... why?

>> No.1591508
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>>1590394

>> No.1591589

Of course the one time you leave the lid ajar on a paint mixer it would be safety yellow oil based enamel

>> No.1591632

>>1590452
>had
Ctfy

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>>1591507
I just couldn’t do it. I’m a pet owner.

>>1591589
Is there really any good color in that situation?

>> No.1591679

>>1591673
Milky white.

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>>1590394
pic related

>> No.1591714

>>1591673
>I couldn't do it
It's fine if she's taking the knot from something good like a German shepherd, but I got no time for pleb shit like if she's just getting licked.

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>>1591701
horrifying

>> No.1591757

>>1590394
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT HAVIING YOUR 37 REQUIRED PIECES OF FLAIR, YOU DUMB BITCH!

>> No.1591770

This wouldn’t have happened with a shot of black. All pros know this.

>> No.1591769

>>1591673
>>1590509
Always wondered what you looked like in real life Beppeye... not bad, I'm impressed.