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>> No.1557098

>>1557096
I would think it's fine so long as it was totally cleaned of dust after machining.

>> No.1557100
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>> No.1557372

>>1557096

so are those quartz dildos?

>> No.1557914

>>1557100
>quartz dildos
That's new

>> No.1558066

>>1557914
or very, very old.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/

>> No.1558096

Look up Jade Eggs

>> No.1558106

>>1557096
Don't use quartz, it will explode.

>> No.1558842

>>1557096
not sure about dildos, but you could crush up some quartz into dust and mix in some water and smear it on some leather and hand cut/polish it into what ever shape you want it to be.

>> No.1558862

i hate these threads about metaphysical minerals.

>> No.1558948

>>1557096
money's to be had here lads. theres a trend of girls shoving rocks in their snatches for whatever mystical mumbo jumbo bullshit reason. now they can get themselves off while rebalancing their chi, just gotta market it right

>> No.1558954

>>1557914
It's been discussed here before. Six axis sex robot guy was even involved if I remember right. This >>1558948 was the general consensus, but the only guy brave enough to try that kind of shit would be dickfarmer, and he's always been busy with lead.

>Inb4 who is six axis sex robot guy?

>> No.1559557

>>1558954
Do you have any of the dick farmer screen caps

>> No.1560014

>>1559557
Sorry Anon, I'm not even 100% that he was involved, and it was a year ago or more. I don't really screenshot stuff here anyway, unless it's really funny, or I gets trips or better on /b/ or something like that. Or when I'm trying to show that Bepis is samefagging again...

>> No.1561444

>>1558948
not to mention guys shoving them up there asses - I would suggest a small hook to connect a chain in order to retrieve it in case it migrates into the colon - safety first.

>> No.1561456
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I know a guy who would have a great use for these eggs

>> No.1561460

I think you need some sort of recovery device on those things. At least a string or something.

>> No.1561468

>>1557096
Alright where the fuck can I buy "beautiful" quartz and can I shape/polish it with a woodworking lathe?

>> No.1561557

>>1561460
Isnt that exactly what I fucking said?
>>1561444

>> No.1561559

>>1561444
Nobody is going to put those in their ass when a big jelly dong costs like 15$ at the sex shop

The only market is the Jade Egg spiritual fad horse shit, sticking it up the coochie

>> No.1561589

All the quartz I find is mixed with other rocks, how do you get such a big, pure piece?

>> No.1561600

>>1561559
>The only market is the Jade Egg spiritual fad horse shit, sticking it up the coochie
I think that's the idea

>> No.1562402

>>1561559
All due respect sir - nurse fag here. We have already pulled D Cell Batteries, Barbie Dolls, Dildos, Flashlights, Curtain Rods and a wooden cat sculpture from asses just this year.... people will happily shove these up the ass.

>> No.1562446

>>1562402
>Barbie Dolls
Jesus christ, why

>> No.1562517

>>1562402

I remember hearing of gays stick wine bottles up their asses from the bottom end. It would get stuck and the doctors would have to cover it in plaster to remove it.

>> No.1562520

>>1562517
My gay uncle was hospitalized so they could remove a zucchini from his butt

>> No.1562525

>>1562402
>>1562446
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2puorg

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>>1562517
>zucchini
thats hilarious

>> No.1562692

>>1562520
My mom works in the OR of a hospital in the gay neighborhood and she had to remove an eggplant or whatever from some fag’s asshole. I wonder if it was your uncle...

>> No.1562907

>>1562402
FBOs are always fun. One day, I was a PEARamedic for a really famous lawyer.

>> No.1563134

>>1562520
>paying someone to remove digestible food from your anus

All joking ass-ide, how was this not easily removed at home without the humiliation of on-lookers?

>> No.1563140

>>1562692
>Gay neighborhood
What? This exist? Where?

>> No.1563144

>>1563140
>What? This exist? Where?
Ferndale, MI.