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post the three most common noises you hear at work and others guess your trade.

*beeeeeeep* followed by long pause
*papers rustling*
"FUCK"

>> No.1534842
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1534842

>>1534838
>You're listening to Michigan Public Radio
>PFAS contamination in the Great Lakes is under review by the government
>Up next is 'All Things Considered'

>> No.1534845

>>1534842
Drafter?

>> No.1534847

>>1534845
Nah, have my own woodshop, just absolutely hate radio commercials but need something audible in the background.

>> No.1534855

*constant 80dB hum of multiple small air compressors*
*keyboards clacking*
"Can I borrow your nose?"

>> No.1534858

>>1534838
"ratatatatata"
"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"reeeeeeeeeeeeee"
music to my ears

>> No.1534868

*Hnng, clunk clunk*
*electric buzz*
*TURN IT OFF*

>> No.1534875

>>1534838
Beep beep beep beep
Air pop off valve
Your mom moaning.

>> No.1534883

>>1534847
Listen to Radio 4, online.

>> No.1534886

>>1534883
Utterly hate British accents. CD player fried from metal dust particles, MP3 player randomly died.

>> No.1534889

>>1534886
Make a GooglePlay or Spotify(paid) playlist of 5000 tracks and play it on random.

>> No.1534898

>>1534838
Do you work in a kitchen? This sounds a lot like when we get a 20 or 30 top at my job.

>> No.1534910

>>1534838
Pssssshhhhhhh
Eeeyyaaggghhhhhhuuurrggggkkachunnnkkkkkkk,
That’ll be 475. For what! 10 minutes!?

>> No.1534913

>>1534858
Automotive shop?


>>1534868
Welder?

>>1534875
No clue, also fuck you

>>1534910
Tire shop?

>> No.1534926

>>1534838
*keyboards clacking*
*CPU fan escalating*
*Click*
*Pschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhschpschhhhhh*
*Emergency stop*
*Silence*

>> No.1534936

>>1534838
Any one hears unexplainable sounds at work
Workplace so large you cant see where the sound came from

*sounds of Light-saber*
'sound of a whale dying*

>> No.1534940

>>1534838
bletchley park WW2 code breaker?

>> No.1534941

>>1534936
>'sound of a whale dying*
is that the HR department

>> No.1534953

>>1534838
Low current techie/engineer

>> No.1534980

>>1534883
>>1534847
>>1534889
>>1534886
Listen to Radio 10

https://www.radio10.nl/themakanalen

>> No.1534984

>>1534953
Ding ding ding.
Plc technician.

>> No.1534989

>>1534926
CAD?

>> No.1534991

>>1534989
PLC training

we have special training racks with a few pneumatic cylinders lights etc so you can try things out.
put its pretty loud when you fire up the wrong valve and let the air out.

>> No.1534992

>>1534941
im thinking of an excavator scraping on steel or a forklift pushing a metall container.

still cant explain the lightsabber sounded like a fight in some trashy C movie

>> No.1535044

>>1534910
Very exclusive brothel?

>> No.1535143

>hooves clopping
>grunting
>that's a good boy!

I'm not even joking

>> No.1535147

>>lmao

>> No.1535150

>>1535143
You work at the Santa Claus Village in Rovaniemi?

>> No.1535151

>>1535150
Kek

>> No.1535155
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>>1535151
What? Those fucking reindeer are so cute. Also, smoked Saami reindeer is the greatest fucking meat on the planet.

>> No.1535286

*werwerwerwerwerwerwerwer(all fucking day)*
*Drip--- Drip--- Drip*
"Yeah! Hit that motherfucker"

>> No.1535288

>>1534838
whirrrrrrrrrr
whirrrrrr

wharrrrr

skweeee

hummmmmm

whirrrrr

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Light metallic tapping
Repetitive "whiiir whiiir whiiir"
Small squelching/sucking noises

>> No.1535347

>>1534875
Postman

>> No.1535815

>>1534838
*ring*
*ugadugaugaduga*
Fan kicks on followed by *pow*

>> No.1535821

Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep
Whooop, Whooop, Whooop
"Emergency!, Emergency! Evacuate Immediately!"

>> No.1535827

>>1535288
>VROOOOOOOOOM
>HOOOOOOOONK
>FWSHHH

>> No.1536003

beep beep beep beep
wsssssshshhhhhh
honk honk honk

>> No.1536004

>>1534838
This if fun OP. I cannot participate at this time. Please do this one again sometime.

>> No.1536005

>>1535821
Power plant?

>> No.1536008

>>1535155
i would kill a man to get a sami reindeer burger again

>> No.1536016

a fast: kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
>constantly for hours on end
>x4
with the occasional: beep beep beep
&
incy wincy spider electronic tune multiple times.

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>>1534886
>Utterly hate British accents.
Well, what about FIP ? Considering you are posting from a Brit-hating timezone you will be on their evening/night programme (jazzy/easy-listening), which is actually the same as the day one but without those fancy stewartesses nor der Lugenpressemensch.
https://www.fip.fr/

We actually use this radio channel to sonorize our waiting rooms, guard offices, and garages : it's pretty chill.
It seems also they have dedicated subradios on their page, never tested those, but onsidering how picky they are selecting music, they might be worth a try !

>> No.1536024

>>1534855
Auschwitz ?

>> No.1536181

>>1534838
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>thud thud thud thud
>sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

second round, same place, same thing

>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>BOOM
>slap sound

>> No.1536187

>>1534858
Coffee shop

>> No.1536434 [DELETED] 

>>1534838
meeep meeep meeep
CRACK
FUCK

>> No.1536441

meeep meeep meeep
*loud crack*
"That didnt sound good"!

>> No.1536553

What a fucking cluster fuck of a thread

>> No.1536610

>>1536441
delivery driver

>> No.1536648

"ur going the wrong way, my trucks parked out front!"

>> No.1536734

>*door opens*
>Vssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
>*bang*
He didn't fly so good

>> No.1536744

"good one dickhead"
"what are you doing you dumb cunt"

>> No.1536777

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"What?"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.1536905
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1536905

>>1536777
Fax answering lady ?

>> No.1536910

*Led Zepplin playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
*Journey playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
*Eric Clapton playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
Fuck you Cindy and fuck your 80s classic hits, I even liked some of these songs before hearing them repeated ad infinitum for TWO FUCKING YEARS. I swear to god if I hear Crazy Train one more fucking time I'll hang myself with a spool of cat5 in the back room.

>> No.1536912

>>1536744
neurosurgeon

>> No.1536913

>>1536648
mobile prositution

>> No.1536914

>>1536016
i think you are a servant of the underworld

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>>1536910
>Fuck you Cindy and fuck your 80s classic hits
>Crazy Train one more fucking time I'll hang myself with a spool of cat5 in the back room
>80s classics
>cat5
AOL ?

>> No.1536920

>>1536610
nope, truss shop

>> No.1536924

>>1536914
Kek

>> No.1536934

>>1536648
tru

>> No.1536937 [DELETED] 

>>1534838

Delta airlines flight attendent.

>> No.1536940

>>1536734
Delta airlines flight attendent

>> No.1537004

>>1536734
professional babby hurler??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGsJuUDMibY

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>>1534838
>Tfw you've reduced /diy/ to a bunch of autists making noises

>> No.1537237

we've had way less autistic threads than this get flamed into oblivion what the fuck happened

>> No.1537240

Donk donk donk
Chickachickachika
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkchsssssh

Pssshhhhhhh
Donk donk donk
Here you go sir

>> No.1537255

>>1536914

I'm a printing press operator, specifically a Komori Lithrone SP40 10 color.

>> No.1537262

>>1537240

dildo sculptor

>> No.1537488

>>1534838
"copy"

>> No.1537491

>>1534838
1. the same 6 country songs all day

2. x employee bitching about y, y bitching about z, z bitching about x

3. "that's a good job for the New Guy" "Never should send the New Guy to that" "based New Guy come fuck my gf"

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>>1537491
penis inspector at a kinoplex in albuquerque.

>> No.1537620

>>1537240
Tyre shop ?

>> No.1537740

>>1537518
what's that pay?

>> No.1537892

Wrrrrrr all day
Kurklunk
Things falling
Usually a god dammit thrown in
That one dude who walks up and says "it really don't get any better than this"

>> No.1537910

>>1534838

> Radio music
> Laughter
> Walkie-talkie beeping

>> No.1537919

>>1536734
CIA

>> No.1537921

Every 10 seconds: tss (sound of nitrogen tank injection)
Every 30 seconds pss (sound of carbon dioxide tank injection)

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1537931

>>1534838
>GIMME AN R
>R
>O
>O
>C
>C
>K
>K
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL
>ROCK
>AND WHAT WE GONNA DO
>ROCK YOU!
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSHHHHHSHHHHSHSHHSHSRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>*helix*
>CLANG CLANG
>*helix*
>TAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
>*helix*
>"Wonder where that traveler went?"
>*helix
>"Not my job..." *POPPOPPOPBZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.1537937

*keyboards clacking*
*whirrrrrrrr*
"Gotta get me one of those!"

>> No.1537953

>>1535143
S&M dungeon

>> No.1537960

>>1535821
Intel
>>1536744
Any jobsite
>>1537892
Porn set in your mom's room

>> No.1537962

>>1534847
listen to wvum.org

>> No.1537972

>>1537953
Kek. But I work an equine health center that specializes in reproductive health.

>> No.1537975

Delivery up
You're up
Thanks for choosing Pizza hut

4 more days of this then back to college.
4 more days

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>>1537975
Ouch man, good luck in college though.
What are you studying?

>> No.1537983

>>1537972
Just say you put your arm up horse asses, and jerk them off all day. your boss mightve fooled you with that job title but it aint fooling us.

>> No.1537988

>>1537960
Factory line work, close enough to getting fucked lol

>> No.1538063

Loud mechanical keyboards, occasional swearing; otherwise silence.

>> No.1538170

"What do you mean you can't locate the Mongolian meat smoking stands? Let me talk to your manager!"

>> No.1538259

*PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh* (at 6k psi)
*PSH PSH PSH* (x125)
"Thanks for the heads up FAGGOT"

>> No.1538319

>>1537981
Thanks
Computer Science

>> No.1538341

>>1534838
ahhhhh yachataaa

mou muri

fax machine buzzing

>> No.1538345

>>1537983
I have no illusions about my job, kek. But "equine health specialist" sounds better at social gatherings.

>> No.1538385

>>1537981
Based controls panel builder. What state are you in? That shop looks awfully familiar.

>> No.1538390

>>1534875
physiotherapist

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>>1538385
Im in canadia my southern friend :^)

>> No.1538450

NRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
BUBBLEBUBBLEBUBBLE
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>> No.1538458

>>1537910
police man? trashmaster?

>> No.1538464

>>1534886
YoutubeDL

>> No.1539263

>>1537931
that would be a toilet pipe, not a toilet bong. a toilet bong would have a mouthpiece with carb sealed over the seat of the toilet in this arrangement

>> No.1539264

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BUUN BUUN BUUN*
*"Can you drop me a half bag of nuggets?"*
*"STIIIIIIIRRR CHILLLLIIIIIII!!!"*

>> No.1539266

>>1537910
Small town fire/EMT

>> No.1539279
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>five pop rivets
>five holes drilled in sheet metal
>five pop rivets
>five holes drilled in sheet metal
>five pop rivets
>five holes drilled in sheet metal
>air compressor goes on
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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