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1506074 No.1506074 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get the top lights to turn on?

Plz help it looks retarded without the top lights on

>> No.1506076

Ah telt you tae bring the fuckin cairds, it's borin wi'oot the cairds!

>> No.1506082

>>1506074
Check the lights nearest to where the lit ones end. One of them is likely burned out. Just replace it and you should be set.

>> No.1506350

cut the top part off

>> No.1506366

I struggle with this just about every year and its always user error. There is always a green colored plug somewhere between those two layers that just isn't connected, its hard to see them all you might just be unplugged

>> No.1506499

>>1506074
at first thought short people put on the lights.

>> No.1506500

Jizz on it

>> No.1506508
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>>1506074
I had the same problem a couple weeks ago.

I bought a new tree.

>> No.1507817

>>1506508
thats not a tree

>> No.1507939

>>1507817
Artificial tree/ doge bed / cat hideout/ ornament holder / night light

>> No.1507989

>>1506074
I actually made fun of my family for buying another unitasker tool, a Christmas light fixer. It actually worked.

Also if just one bulb fell out when rangling the tree out of storage the set may not light. Start at the beginning and look for a broken off bulb or missing one.

>> No.1508051

>>1506508
>not using a real living tree

>> No.1508140

>>1506076
Fookin trainspotting, ain't ait?

>> No.1508149
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1508149

OP is no longer the favorite...

>> No.1508154

>>1508149
Jesus Christ, that is the stuff of nightmares

>> No.1508162

>>1508154
https://youtu.be/6H3UiwU1N5I

>> No.1508176

>>1506508
what does a tree has to do with lights?

>> No.1508226

>>1508176
Most of the artificial trees these days have the lights built into them.

>>1508051
I don’t think those trees geow within hundreds of miles of me. And if you don’t chop it down yourself, you might as well buy artificial.

We used to do natural trees when I was a kid until one day we got a tree that refused to stand up straight no matter how much we fucked it it. It ended up with my dad getting so pissed that he threw the tree out the front door into the lawn and we had our first artificial Christmas without having a giant fire hazard in the living room.

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1508296

I got one of these for like $7 and it's awesome. You pull out a bulb from the dark part, put the gun against the part the bulb goes on, pull that trigger a few times and it all starts working. It's a Christmas miracle and idk how it does it.

>> No.1508327

>>1508226
just buy one from Ikea they are €1,00 here (you pay €20 then get 19€ shopping reward you need to spend in January)

pretty good for a real Nordmann

>> No.1509074

>>1508327
nice

>> No.1509341

>>1506074
Use fire

>> No.1509375

>>1508296
I was born with hands and a functioning brain, so I'm good. Thanks.

>> No.1509397

>>1509375
Get a load of this asshole. Silver spoon much?

>> No.1509402

>>1509397

are you drumk? when I'm drumk I post stupid shit that I regret later on.

>> No.1509405

>>1509402
He's a tripcunt. It his job to shitpost.

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>>1509405
If you ever think they’re lacking quality, it’s because they don’t pay me enough.

>> No.1509418
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>>1509405
If you think they’re lacking quality, it’s because they don’t pay me enough. We’re not union so there isn’t much else I can do.

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1509423

Update
I found the problem it seems my cat chewed some wires Everyone is happy now Merry Christmas everyone and thanks alot for the help

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>>1509418
> They're calling me a shitposter ;_;
> I better shitpost more, that will definitely prove them wrong
The great thing about trips is we can see your behavior devolve further and further as you get madder and madder that no one is sucking your dick. Troll, shitposter, whatever, keep reinforcing everyone's perception that you are a cunt. It's just cherries on cream at this point.

>> No.1509430

>>1509427
No thanks Doctor Steve. She swallowed.

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>>1509423
If that cat had nine lives he just spent em all

>> No.1509916

>>1508149
Saved for future use.

>> No.1509920

>>1509375
Oh and hundreds of thousands of volts spark out your fingers? Because that how the tool works.

>> No.1510041

>>1509783
Best
Christmas
Movie

Ever

>> No.1511676

>>1509423
ty m8

>> No.1511777

>>1506076
RIGHT who pit this bois lights oot, eh ya radge cunts? fuckin pussy better confess, or yir aw gettin battered wae a banjo.
>>1509423
good kitty - as yis wir lads, as yis wir

>> No.1512644

>>1509423

nice shoop

>> No.1513148

every year

>> No.1513212

>>1506350
I can agree>>1506350

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>>1509920
no I replace the fucking bad bulb you goddamned dipshit. I swear to god millennials..

>> No.1514811

>>1510041
nop

>> No.1514813

>>1513299
You have no clue...

>> No.1516221

>>1506074
find the broken cable

>> No.1518639

>>1516221
thanks

>> No.1518710

BUY ANOTHER SET OF LIGHTS

>> No.1520802

>>1518710
why are you shouting dude

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>>1506508
>buyfag

>>1509423
>>1506074
>carpeting
>plus cat

I think you have more problems than xmas lights.

>> No.1520975

>>1506508
holy fuck dude, I hoped you aired that fucking Chink abonomation before feeding it to your cat. You do not want to know what for shit they get 'treated' with.

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1521735

>>1506074
just use real candles fag

>> No.1521742

>>1521735
yeah - its like they don't want to be standing staring at a black smoking husk where House yoused to be on Xmas day, listening to kids crying over pet boiled baby turtle and shit.

>> No.1521784

>>1521742
Yeah Americans will never get the concept.

>> No.1521790

>>1520975
Any worse than the chemicals they sprayed on your “natural” tree?

>> No.1521809
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>>1521784
rent free
all day every day.

>> No.1521855

>>1521790
by some manner of funcking infinitely so, yes. On the Proside tho, you get a ratbite in the near future? More chance of that dying from the event than you. Just dont lick your fingers for a month or two, you good

>> No.1522922

>>1506074
Hopefully next year they will work

>> No.1523137

>>1508296
Can make your own with bbq lighter. Saw it on Electroboom. Happy holidays!