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My girlfriend wants me to put up covers for the windows on my car for when we get freaky in there. Any ideas what to use/ make it out of? Im considering using duct tape and cloth but I want something that I wont have to tape on.

>> No.1485943

Iiterally just use roll-down shades on sucker cups they sell in baby aisle for to proote t infant eyes from strong logt of sun

>> No.1485945

>>1485942
>get freaky

get freakier, fog that shit up, save the tape

>> No.1485946
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>>1485942
Buy some surplus Soviet Nuclear Bomber Curtains and mount.

>> No.1485950

>>1485943
that's what those are for?

>> No.1485984

>>1485950
Yeah and some of them are there to let paramedics know there is a small child/infant in the vehicle in case of a crash. Well that's what my friend in dispatch says

>> No.1486050

If you have an suv/can, I’ve seen people use those extendable curtain rods, front to back on the door jam and side-to-side in the middle row to block the front and rear windshield.

>> No.1486104

>>1485942
Stop having screwing in your car. If you are having sex regularly enough you need curtains, consider alternative places more comfortable to fuck.

>> No.1486106

>>1485942
Get some extra bright and shiny swastika flags

>> No.1486175

use a 1500watt 360degree radial lamp so anyone looking inside will get blinded

>> No.1486201

>>1485984
>let paramedics know there is a small child/infant in the vehicle in case of a crash
there you go OP. Lie to the paramedics, you sex addict!

>> No.1486210

>>1485942
mirror tint, faggot

>> No.1486282

>>1486210
On the windshield?

>> No.1486296

>>1486282
Mirror tint and one of those sun shields on the windshield

>> No.1486312

>>1486282
Yes, problem?

>> No.1486323

>>1485942
Have fun getting caught and registering as a sex offender if you're in the US

>> No.1486439

Sew some cheap magnets into whatever fabric, stick them anywhere metal.

>> No.1486527

>>1485942
You have a 1000lb machine specifically engineered for moving people around. Instead of putting up blinds and hiding like a bitch, take the girl out for a comfy ride into the country. Find a secluded spot, bend her over your hood, and fuck her brains out. The only thing that will hear moan are you and the crickets.

>> No.1486532
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>>1485942
Get a proper van

>> No.1486613

>>1486201
What if OP isn't lying...?

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>>1486613
he does have a children's toy on his crouch in the op pic... You're onto something

>> No.1486692

>>1485942
Trash bags and dollar store suction cups.

I've litteraly made curtains tho.

Consider tracks and a semi cab shade. Liked mine so good they are in my pickup now also

>> No.1486694

>>1485942
The truck shades are grat for taking naps and fucking people off in a parking lot so you can shitpost in piece

>> No.1486695

>>1485945
KEK

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>>1486104
Nah. With advances in tech any faggot can have a camera anywhere.

>> No.1486792

>>1486282
Illegal as fuck but hells yeah. I tint all my windshields. Fuck the law.

Let this be a lesson kids. NEVER live west of work

>> No.1486795

>>1486527
Unironically this.

My fucking hell. There's nothing better. Me and the wife working on our new house and ithings got heated up. I went inside and got naked. Wandered wtf she was doing taking this long. Peaked out the door and she was bent over grabbing the porch railing.

>"nobody can see us anon."

All of my what. My entire life i have had to keep my head down, be quit, not have any fun, and feel like shit when my car breaks down because my exhaust on my truck is loud as fuck.

Going from this shit to having 3 bonfires, 4 sound systems hooked up as one concert, shooting guns, and pissing off .y porch.

Fuck I can't wait to move

>> No.1486796

>>1486527
>his geo metro hatchback is only engineered to have 3 cylinders and a 4 wheeler bolt pattern for the inevitable hoonmobile it will become

>> No.1486832

>>1485984
This is the same raisen for the "Baby on board" signs so the paramedics know to look for a baby. It's more common than you think for the baby seat to be ejected from the car upon bad impacts

>> No.1486956

>>1485942
use velcro to attach fabric or cardboard panels over windows. will look obvious as hell, but WTF.
Or just get a room. maybe a small RV trailer.

>> No.1486959

Enjoy your zodiac killer style murders.

Actually all joking aside this has happened more frequently than you may think. Still lotto odds (what a shitty prize) but it isn’t unheard of the world of serial killers and not just the zodiac.

>> No.1487244

>>1486795
I second this. I bang out in the woods all the time. It's like the sound of music, xxx style. And if someone sees, who cares? It's not public exposure or some finable offence.

>> No.1487245

>>1485984
paramedics don't give a shit who was in a vehicle. First come, first serve.

>> No.1487249

>>1487245
People don't remove those signs when there isn't an infant in the car. They're largely ignored.

>> No.1487886

>>1487245
>living in a country where paramedics actually don't give a shit
America, right?

>> No.1487942

>>1486959
Just become a trucker

>> No.1489531

>>1485942
>girlfriend