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I just got 5m of paracord. What should i do with it?

>> No.1475350

>>1475326
Bondage with a hobo

>> No.1475356

Make a belt.

>> No.1475357

>>1475326
RYS
Build a shitty hammock
Go rappelling from the second floor of your parent's house
Lay the individual fibers end to end and measure how far it goes
Turn it into detcord
Reenact Nullo Story

>> No.1475361

>>1475326

Become a real man and stop using the metric system.

>> No.1475372
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1475372

>>1475326
Make shitty keychains

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1475395

>>1475326

>> No.1475396

>>1475395
Kek.

Just kidding. 100% monkey fist keychain. May have enough for a monkey ball lanyard. Maybe a get back whip

>> No.1475420

>>1475361
Only if you want to be a retard

>> No.1475434

>>1475372
>Cigarettes
Yikes

>> No.1475816

choke yourself then beat it like youre beatin a nigger off your sister

>> No.1475823

>>1475326
When the time comes you'll know what to do with it OP.

>> No.1476815

>>1475372
>"DEFIANT" door locks.
Jesus.

>> No.1477062

>>1475326
Get a tablecloth and make a parachute. Does the name not make it obvious?

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1477066

>>1476815
>>1475434

>> No.1477070

>>1475326
Tie old shapened keys to it a few centimeters apart, and attach it to the end of a broom and become the defender of London with your metric ass.

>> No.1477307

>>1477070
>I'm 180cm tall
>vs.
>I'm 3 feet, 4 hands, 1 thumb, 3 dicks and 4 armpits tall

Kill yourself with your retarded caveman shit.

>> No.1477312

>>1477307
Ah! There's that subtle British wit we all hear so much about! Upper lip starched for the fortnight, Albert?

>> No.1477327

>>1477312
>plese i are murica i need mor food i mesure wid fingurs an feet how big bely is
Quick, someone get this man a burger! He's scaring me!

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1477333

>>1477327
>Quick, someone get this man a burger!

yes boss

>> No.1477378

>>1477327
If there were the beginnings of a decent burger in Britain, they'd probably fuck it up by boiling it until it anyway...

>> No.1478173

>>1477333
wew boi chekt

>> No.1478179

>>1475326
Do they make those paracord USB with para cord? Or do they use a weave machine?

>> No.1478290

>>1476815
I rent the house and I had to replace 5 knobs and 5 deadbolts when I moved in. They work fine.

>> No.1478327

>>1475326
shoelace

>> No.1478476

>>1475361
yeah, better use a measure based on a King`s foot, what a cuck faggot