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hey there 4chan i saw a interesting hair cut on some video as you can see in the pic and i was wondering how do i do that so ah help ?

>> No.1384580

Dont do that.

>> No.1384605
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1384605

First apply the condom

>> No.1384613

>>1384605
Is that a dude or a chick?

>>1384566
That’s Reese from Malcom in the Middle

Yeh it’s shit like the condom hat and you pull all the spikes through and bleach them and dye them after if you want color but that stuff rarely turns out well doing it at home so I think you should turn gay and befriend a hair stylist so she can do it properly. Chicks love practicing cosmetics on their gay guy friends.

>> No.1384622

What the fuck happened to being a MAN?

>> No.1384623

>>1384622
ONIONS PRODUCTS AND THE DNC

>> No.1384625

>>1384623
So gay, it even filters the 0. I didn’t call anybody a s o y b o i

>tfw mook and Google are trying to limit the spread of knowledge about estrogen and turn everybody into wimpy SJW hipsters so the 5’2” 130lb Chinamen will have a chance against us when they come to conquer the West
Get yer tinfoil hats ready

>> No.1384627

>>1384623
>>1384625
> tripfag
> shitposting
Checks out. Feel free to fuck off at any time.

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>>1384566

>> No.1384638

>>1384627
>funposting
Is there any other reason to be on 4chan?

If I wanted good advice, I would be on Google or a specific forum. If I wanted affirmation and somebody to coddle my balls, I would be on Reddit.

>> No.1384647

>>1384638
clearly this board isn't for you, leave now and never come back

>> No.1384650

>>1384638
4chan has changed quite some time ago. All the oldfags grew up and needed special interest boards like this. Now go catch some bowfin or something.

>> No.1384655

>>1384638
This is /diy/ dipshit. We do not funpost, we do not post ebin memes, we help each other out on projects, we share safe work methods and career advice, we sympathise when we see someone make the same fuckups we have made and we congratulate those who can pull shit off that we only dream about. The fact you are even saying "If I wanted good advice, I would be on Google or a specific forum" indicates you have no fucking clue about this board, and demonstrates your disdain for its posters. Fuck you, you self righteous cunt.

And all of us do it because we want to, not because we want recognition for being a cool helpful guy. Because that's why you're here, isn't it tripcunt? There is literally no other reason for the trip other than to become a board celebriry, is there tripcunt? /o/, /k/, /out/, its too late for them, and fucked if we are going to let our board become a circlejerking cluster fuck like those boards.

So let's go you smug old fuck. Give us just one good reason why you insist upon placing yourself above every other poster on this board. Just one. Once you have realised you can't, leave, or drop the fucking trip and try to participate like the rest of us do. Anonymously, because we want to. Anons are always welcome. And as you keep seeing over and over, anon does not want you here tripcunt.

>> No.1386259

>>1384566
take it over to /fa. they tolerate, even encourage faggit shit like this. You'll fit in just fine over there.

>> No.1386263

>>1384655
Fucking. This.

>> No.1386267

>>1384655

3/4s of the posts here are memes, people bitching about tripcodes and trolls, a good amount of the remainder is useless non-sense like which country has the best outlet or which screw head is the best. There are problems here on /diy/ but it is not the few people who use tripcodes.

The 4 people who endlessly bitch about this are going to push me to start using them.

>> No.1386276

>>1384613
>Is that a dude or a chick?
doesn't matter, still would do him/her

>> No.1386278

>>1384566
that's one way to get out of the closet...

>> No.1386897

>>1384650

I caught a bowfin just the other day. Big ugly fucker, but was pretty fun to catch.

>> No.1387328

>>1384566
>i was wondering how do i do that

Step 1
Go back go 1994

>> No.1387593

>>1384566
Dont, studies show hair dye may cause cancer. Sources? I dont care if you heed my warning.

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>>1384566
>hey there 4chan
GTFO, this is >>>/diy/ and we don't serve your kind.

try :
>>>/b/
>>>/bant/
>>>/soc/
>>>/cm/
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/y/
>>>/co/
>>>/fa/
>>>/fit/
>>>/jp/
>>>/vp/
All of these boards have gay/cosplay/pokémon related stuff, and are very likely to support your faggorty.

>> No.1387757

The hardest part of doing this is telling your parents that you’re gay.

>> No.1387769

>>1384613
It's the next step in our evolution, the unisex hipster.

>> No.1387772

>>1387769
> Shitpost reply to a tripcunt post.
Like pottery.