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I'm trying to reproduce the penis sculpture of the movie a clockwork orange.

OK.

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>> No.1382267

>>1382261
does it have the weight distribution for correct oscillation

>> No.1382275

>>1382267
NO.
It swings normally.

>> No.1382277

>>1382275
Cut a cavity in the balls and put some weights if the shaft is too heavy.

>> No.1382294

>>1382277
The original has a pendulum inside.

>> No.1382314

GHEY

>> No.1382345

>>1382256
Okay, looks like some research media I need to check out.

Looks like porcelin. What you wanna make it from? Can u buy one to copy? And rhis definitely uses magnets. I just wish we knew how they work.

>> No.1382348

>>1382314
No u!

There is NOTHING gay in this proud moment of dickfarming history.

>> No.1382383

>>1382256
Ok

>> No.1382488

>>1382256
this thread is dildos


>bump

>> No.1382502

>>1382256
Bumping before mods delete

>> No.1382524

>>1382294
This. I thought it was a heavy ball rolling inside but a pendulum would be more reliable.

>> No.1382526

>>1382345
I think it's just fibreglass.

>> No.1382537

>>1382502
Actually this isn't a sex toy. So not against the rules. If you look at it. It's artwork in a sense.

>> No.1382614

>>1382537
reminds of a episode on erotic stories about a sculptress who makes phallic sex toys

>> No.1382640

>>1382256
Why?

>> No.1382643

>>1382261
Not bad. You going to cover it in fibreglass, or use it to make a mould?

>> No.1382653

>>1382643
Cover in fiberglass.

>>1382640
For a video tribute to the movie.

>> No.1382658

Good stuff.

>> No.1382670

>>1382537
It's exactly artwork, both in movie (it's part of an art collection) and in a real sense.

>> No.1382671

>>1382653
Too bad. You could probably make some coin doing a limited edition production of these things.

>> No.1382678

>>1382671
Maybe i will sell it after the shooting.
If it sells well i'll make more.

>> No.1382690

>>1382502
Tjey not delete. Is diy. Is not a sex toy unless you are Hillary Clinton.

Kek

>> No.1382691

>>1382524
If u get a conduit bender and a steel ball in there you could just pull back and it would do op pic a few times

>> No.1382692

>>1382526
Shiiiiiit. Op if it's fiberglass youtube that shit. You can make a mold, paint tooling gelcoat on it, and lay it up. Should be 0 finish work man. Or close to it.

Bonus points for using your prototype there and youtube cement mold making.

Concrete lawn dicks is a high priority for me in June.

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>>1382614
Anyone find it on youtube?

>South Korea's Haesindang 'Penis' Park.
One day i will go here and plant a 2 ton cement dick

>> No.1382695

>>1382653
Should call an autobody shop if u got cash. Have them finish and paint and then clear. Car clear coat is bullet proof

>> No.1382714

>>1382678
Good. Cause i will buy or trade for one i am sure

>> No.1382715

Thank You imaginary God for not making me a sick Faggot

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>>1382692
>Concrete lawn dicks is a high priority for me in June.

>> No.1383004

But how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?

>> No.1383006

Unless you're Elton John why in the fuck would anyone want a swinging dick in your house? Why don't you mount a motion sensor on it so it squirts hand lotion on people you freak

>> No.1383132

>>1383006
Put a do not touch maybe even wet paint sign on it. then when faggot inevitably touches it, spurt spurt spurt. haha perfect

>> No.1383139

>>1383132
lost hahahahaha

>> No.1383153

>>1382640
Why not?

>> No.1383162

I like this thread gave me an idea
Im going to build a huge vagina bank
Every night after work I'll put all my change and empty my wallet into it.

>> No.1383247

>>1382694
Erotic Tales
Season 2 Episode 1 — No. 23 Or How The Honey Spoon Got Between The Sheets

Can't find a link, although the one on SBSdemand had problems with audio playback where the voice is pitch is lowered and delayed.. I don't know if its intentional (I reckon it is)

>> No.1383250

>>1382256

are you the ballwarmers guy

>> No.1383271

>>1383250
Yes. I'm also working on a new version with a digital thermometer and usb cable.

>> No.1383334

>>1383162
Or just get a girlfriend...

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>>1383334

>> No.1383365

I just destroyed it. it did not swing well and was shitty.
I have to redo everything.

>> No.1383408

>>1383250
Don't let the newfags in on old memes.

>> No.1383412

>>1382294
>>1382524
I always reckoned it was filled with water

>> No.1383439

>>1383412
I tried with water. What you get is a stabilization of the swing in few seconds. The opposite of the desired effect.

>> No.1383458

>>1383334
>Or just get a girlfriend...
you missed the joke mung

>> No.1383462

>>1383365
how much is left inside you?

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>>1383462
Not so much.
Anyway this time i will use a low density Ureol instead of polystyrene.
Inside i'll put an heavy pendulum to get the right swing.

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>>1382819
Yupyup

>> No.1383597

>>1383006
Go over to buddys for a beer. Walk in. Dick on the desk next to me starts rocking. Wtf anon! Why???

>why not?

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>>1383162
>vagina.

What a faggot

>> No.1383602

>>1383250
Mah. Op easily is the chip warmer guy

>> No.1383604

>>1383271
Here you go bro. I just made an identical copy. All u need is an appropriate relay and that control box. Far as i can tell it works fine. Need parts for my lead pot to really test it.

Also, man, you gonna have to get the nads roasty toasty. Those asphault crews work 14 hours in 112 degree heat and have kids

>> No.1383605

>>1383365
Ahhhhhhh. Anon no. Now you jave 2 rocking dicks when we have none.

We will get this right anon. Maybe a windshield wiper motor on low speed with a weight. Or an electro magnet that kicks on and repels it when it trips a sensor rocking foward?

>> No.1383606

>>1383439
Back in the day didnt the have a water and oik thing that rocked forevor. Was a desk decoration i believe

>> No.1383773

>>1383505
Use the foam one to make a (silicone?) negative, which you should use to cast fibreglass inside while trapping a pendulum in there. But make sure the pendulum is as long and weighty as possible.

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>>1383606
This one?

>> No.1383835

>>1383606
Works on a different principle.
>>1383412
>>1383439
Water would definitely have more hysteresis.

>> No.1383925

>>1383601
>not understanding vagina consumes money one way or another
Found the virgin!

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>>1383773
The problem is at the bottom surface, is not a perfect curve.
Now i have modified the 3d model as in pic.

>> No.1383963

>>1383935
So the blue is a section of a cylinder? What's its radius and position relative to the centre of mass?

>> No.1385769

Hey my cock is about the same shape (different size lol) so if u want i can send u a cast of it then you can just find a way to shrink it down to the size of the sculpture

>> No.1386858

>>1383822
Same concept but more "muh white collar" desk clutter

>> No.1386859

>>1383925
KEK. No. I had to take bo-staff training to keep all of the bitches at bay tho. Being a celebrity will be hard.

>> No.1387510

>>1382695

That would be a fun phone call
>Can you paint my dick
>No no, I mean I have a giant dick, need you to paint
>Its not my dick
>I mean it is mine but not literally

>> No.1387546

>>1382695
this is a brilliant way to get jumped and beaten to a fucking pulp

>> No.1387660

>>1387510
>I need my fibreglass penis pained
>What do you mean I should see a doctor?

>> No.1387750 [DELETED] 

>>1387546
so you're saying paint guys don't sick around

>> No.1387751

>>1387546
so you're saying paint guys don't dick around

>> No.1387998

>>1387510
I got a bro in tulsa that air brushes and pin stipes show cars for a living.

He wouldnt thing twice.

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>>1387546
Why? Dont be a cunt. It's just dick painting. Had i given up after contacting 200 seperate people about making a mold i wouldn't have this.

>> No.1388006

>>1387999
I love you dickfarmer

>> No.1388109

>>1382277
>>1382294
>>1382524
>>1383412
>>1383935
>>1383963
Can you imagine being the special effects guy having to work on this for Kubrick?
>NO NO NO the oscillation of the dick sculpture is all wrong!
>find a way to make it flop back and forth at a non-steady pace!
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!

>> No.1388155

>>1387999
i have nothing against making as many dicks as you want to. but trying to get car repair dudes in on it is such a bad idea

>> No.1388164

>>1383132
KEK

>> No.1388173

>>1388006
I love you too anon. As i love all the supporters. Having hell with Lee Precision. I ordered a new inner pot because mine is clogged and full of shitty metal. They charged me shiping but not tmfor thst and the metal rod. Ignored my email trying to pay so i can make good ones finaly and give some out memorial day.

I am just ordering a new pot next weekend if my fucking parts dont get in here.

I have a feeling i won't be able to keep up the few hours a day that i can dickfarm and have to hire it out.

>> No.1388174

>>1388109
AHAHAHA!

>> No.1388181

>>1388155
Nah, just be cool about it. Call em up. Hey, yeah, got a movie prop we need painted. It's adult novelty would you be interested? 3/4 will say yeah... wtf is it. Its a phallic shaped sculpture about the size of a shoebox made out of fiberglass. You mean like a pecker??? Yessir that's exactly what it is. I can bring it down so you can get a better idea of what needs done and we can discuss a price if you want.

Dickfarming has made me a local celebrity. Nobody even calls me by my name anymore. Get a snapchat from a stranger

>hey, so you don't know me but i was at my grandfather's in whatever city. The other day. He asked me to get his dick off of the file cabinet. Wtf grandpa. Nah its right there. Look and see metal dick. Try to grab it. Uhh, grandad i cant its stuck. No shit your fucking brother suoer glued it there instead of putting it up like i said and now i cant get it off of there. Wtf. Why? How? Why do you even have this. I don't know. It's a paoerweight. It came feon that dickfarmer guy in (my town.)

Good friend's son graduates high scool last year. Some woman in here 20s goes "i thought that was you dickfarmer!" Never met this woman. She digs in her purse and finds a lead dick i made and we take a pic.

It's weird as hell and i haven't even been able to set up production yet. 1 bro caught a fish so far on a jug line after drilling a hole in it.

>> No.1388568

>>1383340

Is that from a 25 cent bill? You are a high roller at Canadian Tire, my friend.

>> No.1388669

>>1382256
find a vagina sculpture, wait 9 months

>> No.1388714

>>1387999
pulling those cores out must be intense

>> No.1388966

>>1388181
wow

>> No.1389032

>>1388181
>Nah, just be cool about it. Call em up. Hey, yeah, got a movie prop we need painted. It's adult novelty would you be interested? 3/4 will say yeah... wtf is it. Its a phallic shaped sculpture about the size of a shoebox made out of fiberglass. You mean like a pecker??? Yessir that's exactly what it is. I can bring it down so you can get a better idea of what needs done and we can discuss a price if you want.
yeah, no. where do you live that you think this is how it will go down?

>> No.1389161

>>1389032
What backwoods hick town do you live where dick jokes aren't funny?

We had a guy order a 70kg 2m tall glass dick and the whole factory was pissing themselves.

>> No.1389162

>>1389032
where do you live where this would be an issue?

>> No.1389324

>>1385769
i laffed

>> No.1389346

>>1388714
Dumbest idea i ever had. It's what everyone wanted bit just casting a ring on the end would speed things up a lot. I dont know. I finally got all my parts in for hopefully the final test and 5 minutes after i opened them i had to leave town for 4 days. Fml

>> No.1389382

>>1389346
>a Prince Albert on the end
kek, would buy

>> No.1389513

>>1387751
>carlos.jpg

>> No.1391648

>>1389382
I swear i will take a tig welder and dremel to that $700 mold one day

>> No.1392087

>>1391648
for a proper PA you're gonna need some cores. might better send it back and have that professionally done

>> No.1392093

>>1388181
You are one of my favorite minor board celebrities, right next to tilefucker and the guy with the 6 axis sex robot.

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Here we go with the Ureol version.

>> No.1392335

>>1392248
Looking pretty... good?

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>> No.1392680

>>1392639
How long is that end-mill?

>> No.1392733

>>1392680
170 mm + er40 holder. Not my longest.

>> No.1392840

>>1392087
Wtf is a PA and cores?

Yes am absolutely new.

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>>1392093
KEK. What a nice compliment. I thank you anon. If and when this takes off 6 axis dildo bot anon will need a bigger robot. ;D

>> No.1392852

>>1392248
...i fomally invite you to club Dickfarm.

This is dedication to making dicks Anon.

>> No.1392857

>>1392639

So that's what you use that 250k USD Tormach for

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>>1392840
PA in this context is obviously Prince Albert(the type of piercing, not some royal guy) and as I understand "cores" are the things that you use to keep a piercing in place, such as the metal ball on this earring. I may be wrong, as I've only ever worn a few piercings and English is not my first language.

>> No.1392893

>>1392857
It's an italian 5 axis cnc machine. Bought used for 50k with a box full of brand new tungsten carbide mills, great deal.

>> No.1392961

>>1392863
>Prince albert.

I figured it out after i hit send but thanks. These are sinkers. That big line through the metal is for a rod. Cast and pull rod out for hole in the middle. Have considered jewelry next. Get a new pour pot and only use pewter in it.

Lead isn't the safest. Been looking into maybe even powder coating them

>> No.1393191

>>1392863
a PA is a piercing that goes through the bottom of the penis just behind the head and out the urethra. kinda hard to fabricate that without some cores, in the traditional molding sense of material that occupies a shaped space in a mold to form a concave feature

>> No.1393209

>>1392857
>tormach
>250k

no, tormachs are for poor people and job shops

>> No.1393249

>>1392961
Look for alloys with gallium, bismuth, indium, and tin in them, they tend to have low melting temperatures. I'd go for something above 150C though.

>> No.1393264

>>1392961
>powder coat
>not a lifelike silicone coating
hmmmmm

>> No.1393289

>>1383271
are you going to make another video and also plug this one into your ass

>> No.1393316

>>1393289
For sure. I have a new vimeo channel.

>> No.1393334

>>1393316
whats the link boylord

>> No.1393342

>>1393334
https://vimeo.com/anonormalevideo

>> No.1393345 [DELETED] 

>>1393342
>>1393316

>https://vimeo.com/anonormalevideo
how make that effect to mask your face?

>> No.1393350

>>1393342
>>1393316

>https://vimeo.com/anonormalevideo
how do you make that effect to mask your face?

>> No.1393353

>>1393350
Mosaic + glitch plugin from red giant universe.

>> No.1393394

>>1393342
Wow ok

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OH YES, now the oscillation is much better.
next step, put the pendulum inside.

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>>1393519
omg I fucking love this board are you kidding me right now... hahahahah

>> No.1393527

>>1393523
Always remember: /diy/ is still 4chan.

>> No.1393548

>>1393519
Dick looks very good, but the oscillation of its flopping could use some work. I like the idea of a pendulum. So far, so good. You're the hero we deserve.

>> No.1393583

>>1393519
Good job OP, this is looking really good.

>> No.1393589

>>1393519
OP you are a genius.

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>>1393519

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>>1393519
has science gone too far?

>> No.1393624

>>1393519
I want one!

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>>1393519

>> No.1393716

>>1393519
it needs wings

>> No.1393822

>>1393519
This thread will go down in history. What kind of weight do you have in it? Any room for a pendulum?

>> No.1393902

https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/a-clockwork-orange-penis-sculpture-replica-for-sale-on-amazon/

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EEYHQA/

>> No.1393904

>>1393822
How about no?

>> No.1393905

I think it just has another ball rolling on guides inside it.

Someone with solid works or something should run it through a physics simulation to see if the rocking action is reproduced.

>> No.1393911

>>1393902
>out of stock

>>1393905
That's not necessary, you just need to model an approximate mass and moment of inertia for the thing, and do the coupled pendulum calculations. I could run some guessed numbers.

>> No.1393922

>>1393911
Ok it looks like the thing without a moving weight can't be modelled as a simple pendulum. I hope Lagrangian mechanics are the best way of going about this problem.

>> No.1393937

>>1393922
Fuck I give up on that. Potential energy is easy enough, but kinetic is a right pain because it combines rotational and linear kinetic energies without a balanced centre of mass. Regardless, if he wants some janky movement he just needs to pick a pendulum with a period less (or more) than that of the dong itself, and for the pendulum T = 2π√(L/g). It's also important to ensure that the pendulum carries comparable momentum to the dong (after fibreglass), p=mv.

>> No.1393981

>>1393822
get me in the screencap pls

>> No.1393986

>>1383247
>>>1382694
>Erotic Tales
>Season 2 Episode 1 — No. 23 Or How The Honey Spoon Got Between The Sheets
>Can't find a link, although the one on SBSdemand had problems with audio playback where the voice is pitch is lowered and delayed.. I don't know if its intentional (I reckon it is)
L
>>1393316
>>>1393289
>For sure. I have a new vimeo channel.

>>1383271
Yes

>> No.1394048

>>1393519
That is god damn beautiful. And it keeps going...

>> No.1394133

ITT: Faggots

>> No.1394205

>>1394133
You're the only faggot here for being unable to appreciate high art without instantly thinking about butt sex.

>> No.1395236

>>1393519
amazing. thank god you didn't call an autobody shop

>> No.1395246
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>>1393519
put baoding ball(s) inside
it will also make a pleasant sound

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After several test this is what i got.
I'm quite satisfied.

>> No.1395497

>>1395477
It looks almost playful. What did you do?

>> No.1395499

>>1395477
>>1395497
Also you might consider selling a few on etsy or whatever people use nowadays. A dick sculpture would make for a great conversation piece in your living room, especially given the pop culture reference.

>> No.1395607

>>1395477
Alright, now for the real test. What are you going to do with it OP?
Put it in your house as decoration?
Gift it to a friend as a prank?
Put it in someone elses house as decoration?

>> No.1395611

>>1395607
The first. Also i want to make a video tribute to the movie.

>> No.1395615

>>1395607
>>1395611
OP should definitely bully someone with it while wearing a bowler hat and a white jump suit.

>> No.1395620

>>1395615
I will sureley do it with my wife, but naked.

>> No.1395684 [DELETED] 

Why is this thread still up? this is a sfw board, you degenerates need to go back to /b/ or /mlp/, you retarded fucking faggots. an hero.

>> No.1395732

>>1395477
Brings joy to my heart.

>> No.1395803

>>1382256
invent twitch and twitter

>> No.1395804

>>1395803
WRONG THREAD

>> No.1395806

>>1395803
wrong thread you imbecile. holy shit the average /diy/ retard is worse than even your average tumblrina.

>> No.1395895

>>1395803
You can delete a post by clicking on the checkbox next to your name on the post, scrolling down to the bottom of the page, and clicking delete. Have a nice day!

>> No.1395951

>>1395477
wtf hahahaaaaaaaaaa

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>>1395477
>I'm quite satisfied

>> No.1396011

>>1395477
I too am quite satisfied. Great work OP

>> No.1396369

>>1395477
I would so buy one.

>> No.1396731

>>1393191
Oh. I was thinking just a ring on the tip. Wtf ever i would need to do to just cast it rather than fuck with wires would have been a good idea.

Oh well, the more you know etc.

>> No.1396734

>>1393249
Thinking tin and pewter among others. The replacement pots are like 3 screws and $8. Could interchange them to keep contamination down i guess.

>> No.1396736

>>1393264
Nvm. This guy gets it.

Brick in the yard youtube channel. Get to fleshin!

>>1393289
>another video?

And nah, believe it or not I'm not gay ir into but stuff. Plus, lead dicks would lead to grey asshole and other health concerns. But hey, i will sell them to anyone that wants them. Idgaf what they do with them after.

>> No.1396739

>>1393289
Ahh. Wrong anon my bad. Some cunt in my area keeps getting us area banned and i have no idea where the (You)s go sometimes.

>> No.1396740

>>1393342
I didnt click anything but what in right shit is going on over there?

>> No.1396742

>>1393519
AHhahaha! The madman! You did it!

>> No.1396745

>>1393716
Drone general : timeline on the pilot testflight?

Fpv cam
Go pro

Just fly around and hover at people

>> No.1396750
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1396750

>>1394133
No u

>> No.1396753

>>1395236
I'm honestly a little bumbed he didn't and also record and link the conversation. But hey OP 10/10 anyways

>> No.1396757

>>1395477
+1 internets!

Not only oc, but funny af and finished.

Fucking bravo m8

>> No.1396760

>>1395607
>put it in some elses house for decoration.

This is the real answer.

Normal people flowers or cookies for housewarming gift. We gift wrap a sizeble pecker around here.

>will look great on the mantel!

>> No.1396762

>>1382256
Can someone please screencao and post this great moment in /diy history?

>> No.1396787

>>1396760
OP should just put it in someone else's house as a nice surprise.

>> No.1397098

>>1396757
Not done yet, I think he plans on fibreglassing it. Hope that doesn't make it rock worse.

>> No.1397108

>>1397098
I will apply an epoxy base 1/1.5mm thick, then a white polyurethane gloss finish.

>> No.1397188

>>1397108
Sounds like a plan. Got any diagrams of your pendulum setup?

>> No.1397221
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1397221

>>1397188
I put the pendulum in this way.
The ball weight is about 1.5 KG.

>> No.1397234

>>1397221
And it's wrapped around a bolt or steel shaft of some sort? The only thing I'd be worried about is the ball swinging to either side and impacting with the inside of the ballsack. I guess it really is a ballsack huh. I'd have used a piece of thin bar-stock brazed onto a piece of tube instead of the wire to prevent the aforementioned issue.

>> No.1397239

>>1397234
The oscillation is limited, so the ball doesn't impact with the inside unless you lift the piece and rotating it in the air.

>> No.1397290

>>1397239
Well that's what the guy did in the film but if you don't plan on throwing it about then there's no reason to overspec it.

>> No.1399076

got ya senpai

>> No.1399077

>>1388109
pure kino

>> No.1399086

cant believe nobody has said this yet.
>that's a very important work of art

>> No.1399180

>>1399077
What is this kino reference? Not a boomer I promise.

>> No.1399329

>>1388109
Can you imagine being anyone working for Kubrick.
Hell, he got Shelley Duvall to lose hair on the set of the Shining.

>> No.1399473

>>1399180
Kino is, iirc, a word or shortened word in German used to describe theatrics or media that are comfortable and "homey". I think it gained popularity on /lit/

>> No.1399811

>>1399473
Thanks, friendo

>> No.1399880

>>1399086
Kinda figured it was a given desu

>> No.1400273
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1400273

put me in the screencap!

>> No.1400797

>>1393519
You could probably make some money selling these. I know of people that would probably buy them

>> No.1400835

>>1400797
i will try to sell it at 1500 euro. For less i prefer to leave it in my living room.

>> No.1400864

first time on /diy/ and i already found a god-tier thread

>> No.1400891

>>1400864
It doesn't happen often, but /diy/ does have the potential for glorious OC. Watch out for bunkerbro showing up in bunker threads, he's a guy who made his fortune on online poker shares (or something similar) and bought a large decommissioned military bunker to refurbish.

>> No.1400894

>>1395477
pure Horrorshow OP... Well played

>> No.1400896
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1400896

>>1392852
Wait there's a club!?!

Another dick farmer checking in on my bros

>> No.1401174

>>1400891
I read a bit about the guy bot not much
How far has he got with it?

>> No.1401200

>>1400896
Did you model those after someones' privates or just create them based on your imagination? Either way, a pretty good variety of different designs.

>> No.1401251

>>1382488
Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.

>> No.1401343

>>1382256
paper maché and then get like a plastic coating that you can sand and polish

>> No.1401725

>>1400896
Sure. Why not? When i get the site up i will toss in a forum and a "members" only section.

>> No.1401726

>>1400891
He worked on a site thst became popular and he had a part of it. Sold.

>> No.1401729

>>1400835
$1,800 dick sculture. Worth it!

>> No.1401755
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1401755

Polyester primer on first side.

>> No.1401779

>>1388109
Well the movie/book was about misapplied masculinity in a world where males are useless, so it makes sense to focus so much in a scene like that

>> No.1402006

>>1393519
That is a nice dickbutt you got there

>> No.1402028

>>1401755
/diy/ never ceases to amaze me or even baffle me. How one can elevate a ridiculous quest into a testament of human ability. It's inspiring to be honest.

>> No.1402269
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1402269

>>1401755
Dude that looks amazing!

>>1401200
Modeled on people's, some cast and some sculpted from scratch. Rich people commission the best stuff.

>>1401725
:^)

>> No.1402416

I used to be associated with "the dickbutt guys" we went around to anime cons and had artists draw or create different dickbutt for us.. how much would you charge to add another dick to the butt of that and a face + arms?

>> No.1402460

>>1402028
>How one can elevate a ridiculous quest into a testament of human ability.

>It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri and the other nearby stars. It will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths, and fewer of our weaknesses. More confident, farseeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness.
-Carl Sagan (Earth)

>> No.1402477

>>1402269
How the fuck u get customers? Just, "hey i make dicks?"

>> No.1402518

>>1402477
i knew several couples that did this. As far back as the teens.

>> No.1402536

>>1383334
No good.
The guy wants to be able to retrieve the money and wallet, not for the stuff to magically vanish

>> No.1402610
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1402610

>>1402477
Diversification definitely helps the business

>> No.1402616

>>1402610
>people actually want this garbage
It's a strange world.

>> No.1402617
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1402617

>>1402610
>all those roasties

>> No.1402621 [DELETED] 

very interested.

but more interested item is here
http://satch.tv/starts/?mref=261

>> No.1402639
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1402639

>>1402610
why is there round stock jammed in those orifices?

>> No.1402797

>>1402610
This is art, anon.

>> No.1402802

>>1402269
and how do you get models? are you in pornifornia? or do people seeking immortality in bronze seek out the dickfarmer?

>> No.1403102

Are you gonna take it to a maker fest? You can call it "art" like how some people do

>> No.1403281

>>1402518
Well fuck around. Time to get some blister packs and silicone!

>> No.1403285
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1403285

>>1402610
>mfw making dicks was a joke.
>mfw daily i am wtf at other anons' dick pics.
>mfw n-nohomo...

>> No.1403286
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1403286

>>1393519
first time on /diy/, good stuff OP I'm impressed

>> No.1403287
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1403287

>>1402802
Not him but anon, i made a trailer mounted foundry. Fuck that shit. Untill i cam mostly automate it bronze statues and shit are out of the question.

I wonder if anons stuff above isn't cold cast metal. (Plastic with metal flake.)

>> No.1403291
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1403291

>>1403286
Kick back and watch.

You will not regret

>> No.1403751
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1403751

>>1382345

>> No.1403762

it's glass/marble though

>> No.1403765

why are the balls above the dick?

>> No.1403766

>>1403762
What makes you think so?

>> No.1403799

>>1403765
>his balls are below his dick
lmaoing at your life

>> No.1403836
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1403836

>>1382256
Man, I love 4chan.

There's always some faggot obsessed with getting MOAR PENOR.

>> No.1403893
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1403893

>>1403836
No u!

>> No.1404051

>>1403893
Where's that?

>> No.1404130
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1404130

>>1383006
>Why don't you mount a motion sensor on it so it squirts hand lotion on people

>> No.1404174
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1404174

>>1393519
>I'm just in time to witness this
GLORIOUS

>> No.1404182

>>1402610
I love that you seemingly do this for a living. Keep on truckin my n-word

>> No.1404211
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1404211

>>1393519
nice work anon

>> No.1404215

>>1404051
>>1404051

If i had to guess it's that fertility part (dick park) in south korea. Someone above linked it i think

>> No.1404218
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1404218

>>1404182
Well, those aren't mine and i have a day job. But all of my friends and family and bosses found out and call me Dickfarmer so...

>> No.1404221
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1404221

>>1404211
FINALLY found one under 2mb.

Thank u anon. This makes me smile every time

>> No.1404707
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1404707

>>1403287
The ones all in a line are full on, lost wax, foundry cast bronze. They do make up a minority of the actual business, most stuff is figurative with the cold cast finish you mentioned, pic related.

>>1404218
Never be ashamed my man, you're doing god's work. One day it WILL be your day job.

>> No.1404712

>>1402610
wtf.. why

>> No.1404718

>>1404712
If you cast it in bronze and slap a hefty price tag on it, your generic porn becomes art.

>> No.1404721

>>1404718
Sounds good to me.

>> No.1404752

>>1399180
>>1399473
"Kino" is just the german word for cinema

>> No.1404755

>>1404752
weird it's the same word in russian

>> No.1404756

>>1404755
Think that's weird? The Swedish word for "cinema" is "bio".

>> No.1404882

>>1404756
the italian is cinema. eheh.

>> No.1404883

>>1404756
The serbian is bioskop

>> No.1404895

>>1404883
>>1404882
>>1404756
>>1404755
>>1404752
>Not saying "Mozi" which is short for Mozgóképszínház"
Plebs, the lot of you

>> No.1404926
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1404926

Almost finished the sanding, ready for the white gloss finish.

>> No.1404929

>>1404926
That turned out suprisingly well.

Good job.

>> No.1404944

>>1404926
post a video of it moving

>> No.1404950

/diy/

Dick It Yourself

>> No.1404965

>>1404944
It'll be better to wait until it's varnished so we can see the finished product, see >>1395477 or >>1393519(version with no pendulum inside) if you want to see it in action right away.

>> No.1405168

>>1404926
...are you willing to share the model anywhere?

>> No.1405257

>>1404950
YUS. MAKE DIY GREAT AGAIN!

>> No.1405380

#dickbump

>> No.1405486

nice

>> No.1405963

Now you just have to kill someone with it to make it authentic

>> No.1405994
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1405994

This is the final result.
I want to thank you all for the support, in particular this anon >>1393937 because his post helped me to made the right pendulum for the jerky movement.

here the full res photos: https://imgur.com/a/C04NJ06

>> No.1405995

>>1405994

Well done, this looks terrific!
How heavy is the finished product?

>> No.1405999

>>1405995
I didn't weigh it. I believe more or less 5 kg... only the pendulum is 1.5 kg.

>> No.1406004

>>1405999
TRIPS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

Anons, please make this a screenshot.

>> No.1406005
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1406005

>>1382256
are you the same anon as pic related?

>> No.1406022

>>1406005
nope.

>> No.1406118

>>1406005
Haha! Odly enough i finally got it all together. Setting up manufacturing space in a little screened in porch so nobody rolls a 3 and Jumanji misquitoes btfo me. Doing a small test run after that and if all goes well production starts at 5pm tomorrow. Still dont even have a website. Been so dammed busy.

>> No.1406177

Post a .webm of the finished dick swinging!

>> No.1407032

>>1405994
No problem friend, that looks incredible!

>> No.1407079
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1407079

>>1400896
It's nice to see another bro with a box of dicks.

>> No.1407098

>>1407079
looks more like shai-hulud action figures from where i'm standing

>> No.1407235

>>1407079
>that toothbrush

>> No.1407338
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1407338

>>1400896
>>1407079
I'll see your dicks and raise you an onahole

>> No.1409279

>>1405994
webm?

>> No.1409720
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1409720

>>1409279
SOON

>> No.1409727

>>1407338
Kek. Wtf anon... i gotta learn to clay sculpt. Anyone here any good at it?

>> No.1409728
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1409728

>>1407079
....that is a whole lot of micros anon. Is there a plan for them or???

>> No.1410003

Test it

>> No.1410113

>>1407338
venus de animoo

>> No.1410296
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1410296

Here we go.

>> No.1410298
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1410298

>>1410296
you're the salt of the earth.

>> No.1410318
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1410318

>>1410296
You the real MVP

>> No.1410324

>>1410296
Best delivery 2018!

>> No.1410357
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1410357

>>1410296

>> No.1410404
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1410404

The absolute madman!

>> No.1410643

>>1400835
just make more

>> No.1410648

>>1402269
Are these actual dildos or just ""art""?

>> No.1412453

>>1410296
Sir your attention to detail is refreshing. Bravo!

>> No.1412472

>>1410296
i miss the irregular pendulum movement, otherwise nice!

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Posted byu/Psych0Fir3
3 years ago
tripcode/fag copypasta

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.1412507

>>1412496
How you managed to screw that up is amazing.

>> No.1412864

>>1410296
holy balls

>> No.1412885

>>1402460
t. Incorrigable Faggot

>> No.1412954

>>1382256
Please fuck name your tribute or at least scene.

>a cockwork orange

>> No.1413147

>>1382314
Y-you ruffian!

>> No.1413466

>>1410296
Haha, benis!

>> No.1414446

>>1413466
::::::DDDD

>> No.1414488

>>1382678
Don't do it OP! But if you do, I'm one of the cool guys, okay?

>> No.1414493

>>1382256

Hey op, would you consider selling just the cnc foam mould so i can make cement lawn dicks? Things are tight atm but real soon i wanna make a fucking yard full of dicks.

>> No.1414500

>>1414493
Will you paint them in bright solid colors?

>> No.1414614

>>1414500
Anon, with 1 foam mold i would have 582 dick fountain and exponentially mor fiberglassed and shipped.

>> No.1414708

>>1414493
are you in EU?
if yes i can ship to you the initial foam model (as is). You can pay me only the shipping cost.

>> No.1414739

>>1414500
Sure can. In fact i plan to pay some bros to plant a rainbow of dicks in peoples yards.

Be good practive for the eventual dick fountain

>> No.1414740

>>1414708
...fuck i love you. Not in eu butnif you dont want to mess with it i can find an anon in eu that wants to ship it to me. You can just mail one to him.

Hemorrhaging money out of my ass until end of july. Will see wtf i can do tho.

>that foam dick will look great in the mantle...

>> No.1414994

>>1410296
You're one of the exceptionally rare gems which make 4chan great. A shining diamond in an ocean of shit. Absolutely stellar work

>>1404707
That's a hot sculpture you have there

>>1404895
Hungarian?

>> No.1415004

>>1410296
I bet there's a girl somewhere who could take that.

>> No.1415022

>>1415004
Don't talk about your mother like that.

>> No.1417193

>>1387999
It's a reference to the movie obviously, you dolt.

>> No.1417197

>>1387999
that mold looks like crap man, make it out of hardened steel and surface grind the top for a tight fit.

>> No.1418684 [DELETED] 
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1418684

>>1393519
>it's real

>> No.1418686
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1418686

>>1410296
The absolute madman

>> No.1419094
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[ERROR]

>>1409728
The plan was to get my roommate drunk as fuck so he passes out, then replace the bedroom doorknobs, dresser knobs, sink handles and basically everything he touches on a daily basis with dicks.

He woke up hungover and didn't notice all the dicks for hours.

>> No.1419096
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[ERROR]

>>1419094
Another time, he went out of town and left his car. I replaced the interior with pink girly shit and the shift knob with another dick. Spraypainted it green to match the carlashes I put on it. Decked the back out in crazy cat lady magnets and gave him a high heels/rhinestone studded license plate cover.

I wanted to weld together a grill guard, paint it pink and get a vanity plate that said "RIOT GRRRL!" but I didn't see any safe anchor points to attach it.

>> No.1419123

>>1419094
>>1419096
Need I ask what the moulds were taken from, or am I just looking at a copy of your own?

>> No.1419142

>>1419123
The larger one is my own, the smaller one was our other roommate. He and I cut work early so we could get home, shave our bikini regions, and pour silicone over our dicks while watching porn in the living room.
We mutually agreed the gayer and more uncomfortable we made this for eachother, the funnier the resulting prank would be. The idea was sound, but honestly didn't really work out that way. We just felt like faggots for the most part.

However, I know he wasn't on his a-game that day. I've seen him plop a seven inch dick on a dude's shoulder while the guy was distracted playing videogames. This is a powerful example of being a grower and not a shower. In my case, the dick you see there is about as good as it gets. Not likely to impress anyone with it in this lifetime, but not worried about it either.

Since then, we've all gone our separate ways and will probably never see eachother again, but god damn it was fun fucking over eachother. I still keep in touch with them, and still have the molds. Maybe for valentines day or some shit I'll mail both of them some chocolate dicks.

>> No.1419157

>>1419142
That's a hell of a story, I'm starting to think we should have weekly penis threads,

>> No.1419216

>>1419094

THIS is why i love you degenerates. Absolutley genious anon.

>> No.1419218

>>1419096
Dickfarmer here.

That's enough. I am making a site with a forum for all of these dick projects next week. Copy your posts if u want

>> No.1419219
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[ERROR]

>>1419142
Fucking

>> No.1419220
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[ERROR]

>>1419142
Gold

>> No.1419582

>>1419219
>>1419220
Please wait with this until you can access a proper computer you raging homosexual

>> No.1421239

Anyone have experience with screencap compilations? I don't but I'd be willing to try.

>> No.1421244
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1421244

>>1419142
>Maybe for valentines day or some shit I'll mail both of them some chocolate dicks.
And now I know what I'm gifting my girlfriend for her next birthday/valentine <3
Can you give some advice about making a mold of your own dick with silicone ? Did you have a preferred brand / issues with a specific one ?

>> No.1421367

>>1421239
press print to screeshot and paste it into paint