ITT; things you wish you could have told yourself 10 years ago.

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Anonymous Sat Apr 14 07:27:02 2018 No.1368207 [Reply] [Original]

ITT; things you wish you could have told yourself 10 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 07:46:36 2018 No.1368211 >>1368207 Mum will fall down the stairs on March 13 2012, go grocery shopping with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 07:59:15 2018 No.1368212 >>1368207 Dad is gonna die in your 3rd year in college during exams in spring 2015. Take some time and help him fix his motorcycle so he can ride it. No, it really can't wait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 08:12:09 2018 No.1368214 don't make shit threads like OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 08:28:53 2018 No.1368220 Study engineering you dumb fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 08:59:21 2018 No.1368231 Don't try to hold the jewelry box with your left hand while you're cutting out the mortises for hinges. You know that you're gonna break up with the girl and losing feeling in part of your thumb isn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 09:04:46 2018 No.1368233 Learn to be comfortable alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 09:28:45 2018 No.1368239 Put every dollar you can spare in Priceline.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 10:10:45 2018 No.1368263 >>1368207 Wear your ppe so you don't permanantly hobble around with a metal plate holding your bumb leg together. That is all

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 10:15:16 2018 No.1368264 >>1368263 Shit. Forgot. WORK 3 FULL TIME JOBS, LIVE ON CAMPER. BUY BITCOIN. May 2010. Less than $.01... 1 bitcoin = 1 penny. Broke $20,000 each $1,000 in 2010 = $20,000,000. Fucking end me

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Anonymous Sat Apr 14 10:29:28 2018 No.1368268

>listen to grandpa, woodworking WILL be the most enjoyable thing left in your miserable life
>don't stop saving money, and invest in bitcoin in 2010 with every cent you have, and let it grow
>Kali was literally the one you'll spend the rest of your life searching for
>Daulton is a piece of shit and not worth his weight in diamondonium
>Don't jump the burm at Toby's house, you become crippled for life
>Engineering won't fix your problems, but you'll get that house built and it's the second greatest thing to ever happen to you
>When mom dies buy out the half acre the farm wraps around and send those thieving cunts as far away as possible
>That happy family you always wanted will be the one you make, but you have to make Hannah want it just as much as you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 10:44:21 2018 No.1368275 >>1368239 Or crypto or stocks in general. Really let '08 sppok me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 11:32:00 2018 No.1368294 File: 24 KB, 400x293, s41bej382fn01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing, besides you turned out sick!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 16:03:16 2018 No.1368413 File: 208 KB, 1600x1950, 1441647432683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all going to be worth it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 19:27:02 2018 No.1368499 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 19:52:57 2018 No.1368519 >>1368220 *Enginerding

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 19:55:02 2018 No.1368521 Everything stays awesome forever, and anyone telling you otherwise is a lying bastard.

Anonymous Sat Apr 14 20:01:10 2018 No.1368523

Don't date her. As great as those four years where, in the end you end up alone, depressed, suicidal living 8n constant stress. Study epistemology, metaphysocs, ontology, stoicism, logic and rhetoric. You found meaning for life through antiquity and traveling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 20:02:31 2018 No.1368525 File: 34 KB, 940x652, billy-joel-we-didnt-start-the-fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368207 WWWWEEEEEEE DDIDNT THE FIRE !!!! THE WORLDS BEEN BURNIN SINCE THE WOOOORLDS BEEN TURNIN WWWWEEEEEEE DDIDNT THE FIRE !!!!

Anonymous Sat Apr 14 20:49:44 2018 No.1368545

I want to tell you ("10 years ago"-me) to force mom to stop drinking, that she's addicted to it and it'll be the reason why she dies in a few years, but it's way more complicated than that and I'm really not sure what you, or anybody, could do to save her. I think mom drank to cope with life. Even ten years ago you know as well as anybody that all she liked to do was drink entire bottles of wine per day and talk to family and friends on the phone for hours on end. Outside of work, she had nothing else going on.

As for you, keep doing what you're doing. I know you're lost and don't know what to do, but you're on the right path and it'll all work out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 21:16:59 2018 No.1368561 >>1368207 don't loan people money, they never pay back. you'll need it, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 22:55:34 2018 No.1368609 >>1368207 Kill the cop. You'll know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:08:43 2018 No.1368616 Don't go to school for the semester, use cash during the hurricane you dumb fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:10:27 2018 No.1368617 I was going to post something inane about learning this or that basic maturity-induced life skill, but the number of "my parents died and I didn't love them enough"-posts break my heart. Are you okay, /diy/nosaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:12:14 2018 No.1368620 do NOT buy a house, buy SPY puts instead and since you wouldn't have been burned the first time, you might think it's okay to buy a house with your girlfriend when it comes up. don't do that either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:18:51 2018 No.1368623 File: 107 KB, 1024x983, zjMKvFZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368561 THIS Also, shave the mustache. Blank face is good, goatee is better, but no full beard, and FER FUCK'S SAKE: NO MUSTACHE!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:24:59 2018 No.1368628 >>1368207 She wants to fuck your brains out you idiot

Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:42:48 2018 No.1368639

>>1368617
>this past year my sister passed away suddenly

One second a person is here texting you and the next you spend 3 days putting up a facade and parade around for others who didnt really know her or care about her like you did, you bury a body in the ground, then you are left to pick up the pieces for the remainder of your own life.
The finality and quickness of the whole process is startling. And its true when people say you dont actually understand grief till you go through it.
I am a complete mommas boy, not that I dont love my father or my other siblings. But I honestly dont know what I will do when she dies. I get horrible anxiety just thinking about it, because it will happen and unless I get hit by a bus im going to have to endure it.

I wasnt anywhere near as close to my sister as I am my mother. And I feel for all of you people out there also losing family members. It too was "triggering" me reading through some of the posts, and while its not consolation its a good reminder that its a part of normal life.

Anonymous Sat Apr 14 23:56:16 2018 No.1368646

Blacksmithing isn't just going to be "a phase" save every penny you have and buy everything you can afford from the guy in Missouri. The price of tools skyrockets within 5 years Rent a trailer to get it all home if you have to. In 2008-11, destiny was very much in love with you you dumb ass. If that don't work out Jamie did as Well in 2013 and is single that year.and when you fail at that Savannah from chem lab is the best thing that happens to you, don't fuck it up. Save some money and move with her to Texas. Just being more comfortable at a job you know is not an excuse to not move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 00:01:37 2018 No.1368650 >>1368646 Oh and one last thing, when you make a knife blade, never sharpen it before you are finished with the entire blade and handle, especially when drilling holes for pins.

Anonymous Sun Apr 15 00:39:07 2018 No.1368665

>>1368639
I fear losing my grandmother. She's seventy and change, I know it will happen before I have time to show her that I *did* get a grip on my self and managed to accomplish my goals after so, so many years of failing. And she's always been so supportive, my dragon.

Death is the final enemy. The only enemy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 00:46:13 2018 No.1368667 Welding is enjoyable and pays well, don't bother doing mechanical engineering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 20:03:49 2018 No.1369210 >>1368265 >two pizzas for 10.000 btc Just fuck my shit up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 20:20:26 2018 No.1369222 Those years will not come back. If you keep letting time pass, you'll end up in that same chair, doing the same things you are doing now. We both know you are going to keep it like this anyway, but don't tell me I didn't warn you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 20:26:02 2018 No.1369226 >>1368207 Traps are gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 21:41:06 2018 No.1369289 Pain killers will bring you to a darker place then you could ever imagine

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 03:49:56 2018 No.1370641 >>1368667 Oh shit, sounds like I might be running into this later on. How far did you go with Mech. E?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 04:29:55 2018 No.1370658 >>1368207 > GET OFF THE FUCKING CONES AND GO LEARN TO FIX AIRCRAFT YOU STUPID STONER FUCK. The regret is real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 09:24:37 2018 No.1370750 >>1370641 I wrote my last exam last night so aside from the graduation ceremony I'm done. I did the welding and joining specialization which is where I realized I'd have preferred to have become a welder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 09:40:18 2018 No.1370755 >>1368207 You don't need to go to college.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 09:44:48 2018 No.1370757 File: 301 KB, 2048x1359, temple-of-doom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368268 >Kali was literally the one you'll spend the rest of your life searching for

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 09:56:54 2018 No.1370763 >>1368207 fuck life, become a trap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:05:54 2018 No.1370765 I am quite OK where I am now. Even though some things seem rough if things were a little bit different I would just be still dealing with different rough stuff. I wouldn't tell me shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:18:08 2018 No.1370769 File: 70 KB, 400x306, 079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On the 14th of April 10 years from now on a future board for DIY topics, somebody is going to worst thread ever on 4chan... You know what to do! Pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:20:07 2018 No.1370772 >>1368207 >>1368207 All the fuckups will work out for you in the end, don't worry so much. Except being a fat bastard and drinking as much as you do, that shit's gonna kill you eventually.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:23:00 2018 No.1370777 File: 160 KB, 666x870, op_fag3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1370776

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:24:15 2018 No.1370778 File: 363 KB, 682x461, 1448793694058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1370769 >>1370776 >>1370777 How fucking new are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:24:52 2018 No.1370779 File: 133 KB, 500x496, faggot-ville-population-op-meirl-5876329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1370777 Just came back to see myself from 10 years in the future to tell myself to say, nice trips Bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:26:00 2018 No.1370780 >>1370778 I'm 42 You?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 10:27:35 2018 No.1370781 >>1370780 Quit posting this stupid shit, grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:13:04 2018 No.1370890 what a shit thread. instead of posting diy shit you've learned over the years, its all "buy bitcoin" "break up with that chick" no shit.

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 15:47:42 2018 No.1370942

>>1368617

Some come on to /diy/ to ask about fixing a squeaky door, but deep down inside they just want help fixing their lives.

If I was to tell myself anything 10 years ago it'll be "Don't worry about the shit happens between now and 10 years from now, just know that you will be happy." Even if it was a complete lie at least I can think to myself that it will eventually get better and always look forward to what is to come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:06:08 2018 No.1370950 >>1370890 Who hurt you?

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:19:31 2018 No.1370965

>>1368207
EVERY FUCKING SECOND COUNTS. Dont waste any of it. Study a fuck ton. A fuck ton of a fuck ton. All your friends are asshole backstabbers except that one dude. Tell her you love her before her shit cunt of a boyfriend takes her away and marries her. Design that VFD fully, it'll help you to get a PhD admit. You can do great things just stop wasting time and going into stress induced procrastination just cuz you live in a shit hole and your family is dysfunctional. Dont be proud of your skills, every two bit asshole will pass and leave you behind in a few years unless you keep doing what you love and stop chasing what everyone's doing.
Dont take up that fucking job just to earn a few bucks, you're not gonna get enough time to study for that exam. Keep your feet on the ground and your eyes on your situation. Keep your smoking to a smoke once a week or even less, it aint gonna help your stress or make the situation any better. Dont stop going to the gym no matter what, you're not gonna have time again in your life to do that. Complete all your electronics and woodworking projects, you're gonna waste time on pointless shit, just spend it doing what you love and learn from it.
The list goes on...
OP you asshole of a cocksucker..why you gotta make such a post maaan.
I come to this board to keep away the stresses man not be faced with them for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:21:42 2018 No.1370969 File: 125 KB, 572x523, 1523481386062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing I can say is going to change you. You have all the wisdom I could give you right now, you just decided not to act on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:23:39 2018 No.1370974 >>1370942 >Some come on to /diy/ to ask about fixing a squeaky door, but deep down inside they just want help fixing their lives dude just just...okay..i ...

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:31:08 2018 No.1370984
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After the accident, stay away from this website
no good will ever come from this
Quit job, the boss is gonna cuck you anyway. We both know this
Degree is the only way out of this hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:35:45 2018 No.1370985 >>1368207 Don't have ambitions that are too high. Just be the best you you can be. And the best you you can be, is probably about average. So learn to celebrate average more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:36:11 2018 No.1370986 >>1368207 jews did 9/11

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:46:55 2018 No.1370999 That Owl from dance school will turn out hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 18:35:15 2018 No.1371064 Man the fuck up and go nuts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:43:01 2018 No.1371096 Don't go to college. Get a job at the post office straight out of school. Save your money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 20:04:47 2018 No.1371104 drink more been dead by now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 20:55:47 2018 No.1371127 Don't get hype for mgs V

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 21:30:39 2018 No.1371148 >>1370969 This kills the man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 21:35:53 2018 No.1371152 >>1368207 Don't hate yourself for all the times you'll fuck up in the next 10 years. You need every lesson you'll learn from it cause you're a fucking retard. Also buy into bitcoin early and spend more time with mom & dad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 21:40:27 2018 No.1371157 >>1368207 some winning lottery numbers

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:00:27 2018 No.1371166

Quit smoking, they'll only get more expensive and thanks to all the other shit you breathe in, you'll get winded walking up a few flights of stairs.

Jessica wanted you, you're just too busy getting drunk to notice it

Don't buy that house, save your money for another year.

Buy tech stocks

Also, flight school

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:22:00 2018 No.1371172

>>1368207
>Buy Bitcoin
>Mine Bitcoin
>Do your homework
>Don't get fat
>See if you can fuck up that fox bitch dad's been having legal issues with since 2015
>Try and get dad to stay home from that Virginia trip where he properly fucks up his back and neck in August 2008, break your foot or something if it comes to that.
>Newfoundland is gonna be awesome to live in
>start liking your grandparents, they're gonna die soon. Pop in summer 2011 and nan on Easter 2012

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:31:56 2018 No.1371177

Buy bitcoins around March 2010, work out more and stop eating sweets and shit, you'll stop enjoying them later anyways.
Five people you know will die in 2013, don't attend their funerals, go do something fun instead.
Choose economics or electrician at highschool and not engineer, you lack all ambition and willpower a normal person has, so take something that you can complete without actually having to learn much, electrician has a lot of uses in private as well.
And I guess try not to break your brothers neck as often as you do, try your best not to hurt him, while he is annoying as fuck and seems completely retarded, it just seems like that because you have some sociopathic tendencies, he is a pretty nice guy.
oh almost forgot, don't spend money on games, shooting, parachuting, or building computers, you'll waste over 20k$ on that shit.

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:50:34 2018 No.1371188

>>1371177
Oh can't forget important one, break ties with all your friends, they're all obsessive shitheads.
They will just keep you back from doing what you really want to so.
And don't support random software just because you want your name displayed on a thank you note on the Internet. Out of all things you supported, there's only one you actually use.

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 23:06:02 2018 No.1371195
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>Don't buy that new table saw just because it's $150.
Companies WILL sell things that aren't fit for purpose.
>That flange you're trying to make a lock out of is hardened steel (save myself a drill bit)
>Absolutely don't let mum hang up those Christmas lights in the kitchen while she's standing on the cane chair, even though you've told her where the ladder is and not to stand on those chairs. (broke her pelvis)
>Don't bother replacing the thermostat in your car, it'll only break again in a year and leave you on the highway. Just remove it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 06:41:57 2018 No.1371347 >>1368207 Jesus Loves You

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:06:53 2018 No.1371467 >>1371166 >Jessica wanted you, you're just too busy getting drunk to notice it Lol. I got Jessica through being drunk a lot.

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 16:48:54 2018 No.1371627

>>1368207
Don't spend the ghostwriting money, not even a dollar. Your sister will rat you out if you do. Squirrel away all the lunch money too.

Invest all that money as soon as you hit 18. Every single company you thought was a good idea skyrockets. Buy even the ones you're not that interested in because even if you don't buy from them, hordes of normies do.

Your first roommate is an underwear shitting aspie fatass damaged from ADHD drugs and your first dorm room will be flood damaged. The dehumidifier collected 88 gallons. Stay out of that room. It will make you very sick, especially when he spills milk into the air conditioner. Your grades will tank and you'll lose your scholarship.

Never use a wallet, just the ID holder. You'll lose every wallet but the ID holder finds its way back, contents included, no matter how many times you lose it.

If you think an idea might work, go for it. Many times even the proof-of-concept will work on the first go.

You will have an obsession with materials after receiving boxes of Command Strip samples from the castaways of move-in day. Scrap lots of materials are cheap, and auctions for adhesive tapes are oftentimes good deals. Go for it.

Your attempts to make a car more aerodynamic will pay off. Your car will easily average 45 mpg on the interstate because of it. You will use many of those Command Strips during your research so get every box you can. Don't bother removing them for car washes, they will survive them so long as you don't use cardstock and you don't have to rebuild them so often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 17:43:54 2018 No.1371657 >>1371627 most of these sound like pretty low impact life decisions. >don't use a wallet >do some things you would have done anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 17:44:26 2018 No.1371658 >>1371657 I'm quite cautious. Maybe a little too much so.

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 18:16:41 2018 No.1371685

Buy bitcoin in 2010, all of it.
Dont buy the car, your company will bankrupt in less than a year.
Start working out or your asthma will get worse.
Dont date the blonde girl, shes trouble.
Dont take a year off, get into logistics and specialize in aviation.

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 19:31:15 2018 No.1371729

>>1371467
>>>1371166 (You)
>
>>Jessica wanted you, you're just too busy getting drunk to notice it
>
>Lol. I got Jessica through being drunk a lot.
TBQH: We both drank our fair share, we always hung out at the same bar.

I was just too busy being a drunk, being more of a drinking buddy than wondering why she always hugging me and sitting on my lap.

We lost touch after I got a DUI and had to stay away from the bar for a few months. FML.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 05:51:08 2018 No.1372020 >>1368207 Do it! >20/04/2008 I wanted kill myself. but on rl... Don't be afraid and don't lost your dreams, work hard for it. You are awesome now in further you can be bad person like me. I believe in You.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 07:55:00 2018 No.1372047 Watch dad's body or you will always think you had to

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 08:45:31 2018 No.1372061

>>1368207
Mom's gonna get high. A lot. Don't deny it or live in ignorance. You have 3 years until you get out of there; cope. Exercise. The seratonin and dopamine and endorphin rush from a workout will make you wonder if that's what it feels like for a starving North Korean to start eating regularly. In the Summer of 2014, you'll find the love of your life again after not seeing her since elementary school. Don't be an idiot. Talk to her like she's a normal friend, and not nearly as frequently as you'd like, you creepy dumbass. While you're at it, try for some relationships so you can be a creepy dumbass when it doesn't count. School sucks, and they don't let you work nearly as fast as you'd like. When you're in 7th grade, you'll take up an interest in mathematics after wondering what sin, cos, and tan mean on your calculator. You'll learn most of the high school curriculum and some calculus by the end of the year, and you'll give up faith in the school system. As I write this now I'm 19 and I only just realized that not doing any schoolwork was a mistake, even if it was too easy to be bothered with. If you actually do your schoolwork, then maybe your school and dad and stepmom will accede to your begging and let you do some more advanced stuff. If you don't, you'll be forced in a situation where you'll have to join the Air Force doing a mechanics job you don't care about so you can pay off college in a school you won't care about, on the off chance you might get accepted into MIT for grad school.

Or, put more succinctly: for god's sake, listen to your fucking dad. You're his carbon copy and he knows exactly how you're gonna fuck up every step of the way. And for that reason, show your love and respect for him more where he can see it: measured success and careful listening.

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:15:54 2018 No.1372071

>>1372061
>You're his carbon copy
Damn this hits me. Apparently we both broke our teeth by cycling into the back of a car, but years apart, and we're eerily similar in all sorts of other ways. Really makes you appreciate how much he knows about how you'll end up when even you don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:48:16 2018 No.1372082 >>1372047 Wut?!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 10:31:20 2018 No.1372096 >>1372071 Same exact fucking thing here... Never understood until I hit my 20's, but it's creepy how similar my life is to my father's. Even lost a few teeth at the age of 16 in a sports accident same as him

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 10:45:17 2018 No.1372107

>>1368207
I know mom's dead, but you'll get over it. Stop wallowing about the past as soon as you can, start standing up. Keep dad happy, even though it seems impossible, and try, no, force yourself to become social. It'll take you five years at the very least, and being antisocial and having no true drive are the only two things that will ever keep you back. You have broad shoulders and can surpass anyone in your circle as a human being, as a leader and as a man - you just don't know it yet, and you probably don't want to know it. Within ten years you'll be near the top of the association if you don't listen to this advice - you'll be so much more if you do listen.

Don't go for university far away, take the one closer to home and finish it within half the time. Try your best at your first motorcycle exam, it's your first true failed test and kicks you in a downward spiral.
Invest in stupidly succesfull stuff so you don't fall for the desire for glory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 11:51:49 2018 No.1372145 >>1368207 no, don't worry anon, no one will miss you when you're gone

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:26:12 2018 No.1372199
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You know that thing you know for sure you've been secretly preparing yourself for your whole life?

That thing you have a knack for but are afraid to confide in anyone because they'll just tell you 'you need to grow up' or 'stop being such a dork'?

That thing that would have made you a hero to all of the other kids back in grade school?

That thing that even the most supportive people in your family will make you feel like a manchild for STILL being interested in?

That thing you're afraid to invest any money in because you really don't know if you'll even turn a profit or if you'll end up in over your head and lose what tiny little bit of money you have?

Do it. Stop being afraid failure and just try. You won't believe how easy it will be. It won't be a lucrative income, hell by itself, it's not even enough to pay rent each month. But you'll find the happiness you've been searching for, it's as entertaining as anything else you do in your free time, and it's a great way to turn money into more money. You just have to stop being afraid of failing. After all, you're smart enough to fix anything you break and you already know that.

Also, fuck college. College was only useful in teaching you how much of a waste college is.

Also also, having kids doesn't make you crazy. People are crazy and then they have kids. Everybody who acts like their kids are driving them crazy hasn't even survived a tiny fraction of what you've been through. Compared to that shit, this will be one of the easiest "challenges" you'll face. So fuck their input, stop being afraid of parenthood, and for the love of fucking christ, don't freak out when it happens. She didn't give up her whole life and move across the country for a 'one night stand' that just happens to last for half a decade before she gets knocked up. She's the only person who's been truly good to you and she obviously loves you so don't make it any harder on her, jackass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:51:33 2018 No.1372395 >>1372199 >It won't be a lucrative income, hell by itself, it's not even enough to pay rent each month. So your parents werent actually wrong?

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 20:24:47 2018 No.1372435

>>1372395
>It won't be a lucrative income, hell by itself, it's not even enough to pay rent each month.

>It won't be a lucrative income, hell by itself

>hell by itself

>by itself

Look we all know sucking cocks for a living can be enough to pay the rent by itself each month, but it's just too competitive of a field, what with you and your mom already dominating the market. But unlike you and your mom, I don't live in a refrigerator box, so my rent is more than $3 a month.

Technically $500 a month isn't enough to pay the rent by itself, and I know you don't like anything cutting into your mlp rule 34 time, but you're legit retarded if you don't see how useful an extra $500 can be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 21:00:43 2018 No.1372441 >>1368207 Buy bitcoin and hold it

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 21:15:17 2018 No.1372450
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So it's 2008 again, eh?

>do not, I say - do NOT go on Mechanical Engineering, learn coding in Java, go on IT studies
>don't worry so much about what people think about what you say
>after getting master degree- immediately find a programming job, survive for at least one year and migrate your ass to Canada

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 21:17:19 2018 No.1372452 >>1372450 What don't you like about mechanical engineering?

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>>1372452
Study program from 70s, retarded lecturers with mental problems, shit country, poor economy based on "let's destroy what commies created and go full blown capitalism", no job. I struggled for 4 year to find a job, finally I moved to Canada to start from scratch.

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 21:42:41 2018 No.1372465

>>1372435
>dissertation about how his friends and family would have dissuaded him from following a dead end path that wouldnt have paid the bills
>spends all his free time doing it, and what do you know it doesnt pay the bills

>somehow mad at your family for it

Baffling, all they wanted for you was to get out in the world and do good and somehow you have ill feelings over it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 20 22:03:59 2018 No.1372486
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>>1372465
>you're on 4chan so I know for a fact you have a normie family

Some families are just downright psycho and shit on everything. It doesn't mean they're right.

Try being less retarded in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 00:36:15 2018 No.1372549 >>1368628 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 00:39:02 2018 No.1372550 >>1370890 You forgot I should have fucked her

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 01:10:10 2018 No.1372559 >>1372047 Yeah dad was dead in his bed and I fucking wish I saw him like that because now I feel I lost the last moment to see him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 01:11:17 2018 No.1372560 >>1372559 Meant for >>1372082

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 04:54:10 2018 No.1372608 >>1368650 Oooohhhhhh Bet that never happened a second time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 14:49:48 2018 No.1372861 >>1368207 Learn how to in to the stock market. I let my savings sit in a bank account doing nothing for far too long.

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 16:35:22 2018 No.1372917

2008:
Girls:
don't just talk the cutie on the bus. She's into you.
Don't expect a lifelong relationship because she will go nuts in 2011.
Go to the public concerts in the next village. Ask the cute girl playing the flute out. Wife her up.
Avoid the rest. They are all not right for you
(even though some of them really have great parents and siblings which you will miss.)
family:
Support Jake with his travels. He will turn out more than alright.
Your grandmas will get dementia. Learn cooking early you dumbfuck. You will regret not having the recipe for kartoffelsuppe und Marillenknödel.
(I'm german)
Force father to visit a doctor regulary... He will survive his heart attack in 2013 but it was avoidable.
Still visit grandma on the 11th of April in 2015 but wear MMA-gloves. You will fuck up your knuckles by beating the shit out of a intruder.
Join the shooting club. These two weirdos there will grow to be your closest friends.
Education:
just finish the 10th grade and start an apprenticeship as a machine tool builder.
Don't bother studying to become an engineer.
There will be a better path and you will become self employed anyway.
DIY- Related:
Don't buy the small motorcycle and the kawasaki. Buy the cagiva.
Don't throw away those weird gadgets and tools from grandpas workshop. In 8 years you will find out what they are good for.
Do buy the italian car with natural gas. It will pay for itself in the next 6 years.
Don't buy any knives. You will learn to forge one soon enough.
Don't buy a lot of hand tools.
There is a room in Grandmas house, that you don't know of, which holds a lot of tools from great-grandpa.
Don't worry so much. In the end you have a metric fuck ton of luck.
Don't dream about migrating. The gras on the other hillside is just greener from the distance. Looking up close it's just the same sheepshit as on this side...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 17:14:49 2018 No.1372938 BUY BTC

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 21:12:45 2018 No.1373079 >>1372917 TPAI?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 00:26:12 2018 No.1373166 >>1368207 Buy bitcoin!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 02:47:16 2018 No.1373225 You get out of prison in 6 months. Enjoy the shambles of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 06:28:05 2018 No.1373267 >>1368212 Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 06:41:33 2018 No.1373274 >>1370658 Not too late Also >She's going to cheat on you, don't get back together with her before you go to school. Fuck that girl with the massive tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 06:51:34 2018 No.1373277 All these replies got me in my feels

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 07:40:20 2018 No.1373297 >>1373274 >Fuck that girl with the massive tits Wait is that an instruction for a different woman, or are you throwing a pejorative at the "She" in question who also happens to have massive tits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 16:48:25 2018 No.1373640 stop eating

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 22 19:05:37 2018 No.1373739 >>1368207 The punishment for punching your pregnant girlfriend in the stomach is infinitely better than her giving birth.

Anonymous Sun Apr 22 19:48:07 2018 No.1373762

Fuark what to tell 15 year old myself (edgy millennial here)

For the love of god actually listen to all the meme-tastic advice from everyone and pursue what you are really interested, before you become a pigeon-holed young adult with a job you hate and a mortgage that forces you to keep working there.

Truth be told I would go back in time and just bitch slap myself over and over again to instill some discipline and fortitude into my dumb self.

Anonymous Sun Apr 22 19:59:48 2018 No.1373776
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Give up, kill yourself.

It gets better, but not as much as it gets better for everyone else. You've failed, you will continue failing, the operation is over, it's over-budget, it's already delivered late, and the only reason no one told you the project was canceled yet wasn't to spare your feelings, you've just been forgotten in your dilapidated farce of a long since written-off workspace that was never properly stocked anyway.

Give the fuck up.

Anonymous Sun Apr 22 20:01:38 2018 No.1373781

Stop masturbating so much. If you actually want to study medicine you need to make a plan. Ask for help. You'll have winter depression every year from now on, learn to live with it instead of isolating yourself. You'll lose your jobs in fall and be depressed until summer and tax money comes, then repeat the cycle. Learn how to do homework, or you'll sit there in ten fucking years and look like an idiot when you can't do simple tasks in uni while everyone else including the brainlets race by you. Dump your 30 year old gf and find someone your own age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 00:04:54 2018 No.1373875 I'd say learn how to study, but I'm still in uni and maybe I can wind up ok without it. I prefer hindsight to foresight, it's got better reception.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 01:01:40 2018 No.1373901 >>1368207 There is a 4chan board about sports coming soon, spend ALL of your time there. Come 2010-11 it will be the greatest internet forum of all time. You won't realize how truly great it is until it's long gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:04:08 2018 No.1373968 >come into thread expecting /diy/ stuff >leave the thread with feels I didn't ask for these feels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 04:27:46 2018 No.1373977 >>1368523 Nice trust fund

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 05:09:48 2018 No.1373989

All of the bitcoins. Dump your money into it, you have about 4k sitting around doing nothing anyway. Stay friends with her, she's a genuinely good person. Archery is fun and will get you out of the house and around people who are at least as weird as you, so you won't feel too awkward, and will help with your skelton arms and upper body. Don't study, you've spent too many years making bad habits for it to work. Spend some money on some nice outdoors gear for yourself, and get out there whenever you can. Don't put off learning to drive. Make dad actually show you what he's doing whenever he steals you for manual labour. Grandma is starting to get dementia and you're just in time for someone to make a management plan before she's too far gone to have her part in it. Dont give a shit about what other people think so much. Stop taking Ritalin, embarrass yourself enough times that you learn when to shut up and when to make people laugh.

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 16:20:12 2018 No.1374367

You weren't actually that shit at woodwork, you should have kept doing it at home, you shouldn't have been a pussy about the guitar because you didn't know anything about electronics at the time because there's only one way to learn.
You want to be a doctor now but forget that shit, you're nowhere near as smart as you think you are, you need to ace everything to go to med school but you're too lazy
Also either don't do computer science, or do it in a different college otherwise it's going to be a waste of 3 years.
Don't bother making too many friends, you talk to none of them after school in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 16:52:51 2018 No.1374387 >>1370942 I would tell myself the same thing. I'd rather live happily 10 years and be upset for 1 day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 17:15:16 2018 No.1374397 >>1368207 don't get fat, learn a sport. invest in bitcoin. bet your friends trump will be president by 2016.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 18:05:04 2018 No.1374421 Learn a programming language I don't care if it's boring as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 18:44:37 2018 No.1374451 File: 31 KB, 509x625, 1513646594050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368212 I'm gonna go help my dad bleed his brakes on his cbr blackbird. But fuck me linked breaking is a bitch.

Anonymous Mon Apr 23 19:32:09 2018 No.1374487

go to Mtgox
magic the gathering online exchange
sell your magic cards for bitcoin.
convert shit out
invest in bitcoin

put a bid on the house with the big backyard

spend more time with your future wife

save that puppy someone dropped off in the street

lottery numbers for biggest mega millions

bet Trump wins

everything turns out ok until 2018. enjoy life more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 23 20:21:24 2018 No.1374512 >>1374421 You can still do this. Quit being lazy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 24 00:25:29 2018 No.1374627

>>1368207
You can find pretty much any porno you want from yourporno.sexy. I can't tell you how many computers I've killed by downloading toxic files.

Also, grandpa dies in November 08, 2013, you might want to get his collection of shotguns before your cousin steals them and sells them for heroin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 24 00:45:14 2018 No.1374645 Become a mod on 4chan in 2009...ban faggot threads that do not belong on /diy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 24 02:13:15 2018 No.1374680 You're going to fail at life, commit suicide now while it's not too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 24 19:24:11 2018 No.1374856 >>1368207 Stop being a little bitch. Go practice a sport. Dont go to that overrated highschool. Or at least dont care too much about grades. Dont stress. Study important stuff like math and programming more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 25 21:24:08 2018 No.1375308 >>1368667 fuck, this is literally my plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 25 21:46:41 2018 No.1375320 >>1372450 why is everybody itt regretting mechanical engineering?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 25 21:51:08 2018 No.1375324 >>1374367 What went wrong with the guitar?

Anonymous Wed Apr 25 21:51:45 2018 No.1375325

>>1368207
Invest in bitcoin, it will pay off, be patient.
That will solve your money problems.
Leave Virginia, it won't get better. Come home and go back to college, don't take any breaks.
Mom will make you miserable but you have to take care of her.
Learn some skills, you don't know how to do anything and it will make life difficult.
Save up for land.

Anonymous Wed Apr 25 21:57:27 2018 No.1375332

The pain and loneliness won't go away. Eventually you will accept that no woman will ever want you.
Eventually you will accept that you will never have kids or a wife.
Eventually you will learn to ignore it.
From time to time you will think about it. It will hurt, you will harden the fuck up.
Grandma said no man is an Island. You will be no man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 25 22:45:16 2018 No.1375356 To 10 year ago me... DO NOT MAKE THAT TIME MACHINE. SERN is now after you, meet John Titor, and Kurisu dies. El Psy Congroo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 25 23:20:16 2018 No.1375391 Don't leave the bathroom light on. Seriously, that's it. It's been a great ten years.

Anonymous Wed Apr 25 23:32:20 2018 No.1375405

>>1368207
Buy bitcoin, deploy more, don't fall in love with the first skank that opens her legs for you, tell her how you really feel, start lifting properly, do yoga, meditate, watch your diet more meats less carbs, drink less, fuck whores less, shoot more and read more.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:23:16 2018 No.1376690

The nukes drop in March 2014. Give up on the device it's not what they tell you and can only send messages, you'll just waste four years trying to get to Switzerland. Instead do whatever it takes to be on the Aleutian Islands on March 13th, 2014 and find the radio tower, everything will be made clear then. You have to trust me.

Then maybe I'll attach a picture of myself wearing an eye patch and covered in fake scars. Huehuehue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:21:59 2018 No.1376724 >>1368207 Learn cursive because it will piss off your teachers who can't read it when your teacher catches you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:24:02 2018 No.1376727 >>1368207 Learn cursive \to piss off your teachers who can't read it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:23:20 2018 No.1376767
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2008: Even if your friends change schools doesn't mean you have to lost contact with them, don't be so harsh on mom, learn jewelery from dad, spend more time in trips with Mom,dad and sister, don't just spend all your free time doing nothing learn an instrument, a sport or even a language.
2009:Treat people better, some of your friends will move away and you will entirely lose contact with them, don't give the principal such a hard time being a bad kid, force yourself to be friendly
2010:Start to make girl friends, get experience talking to women is not that big of a different to talking to guys, get an habit of Reading books, doesn't matter if they're shit or not but you will be grateful later on
2011:Math, chemistry,cience and all those classes are just that.Is not impossible to learn everything, go out with friends,spend most of your time with them, keep your friends secrets, get away far fucking away from beer, smoking and drinking beer at that age is not cool, just creates a bad habit in the Future you won't deal with.December will come and you will meet your first and only gf, get as much good memories as you can.
2012:Classes are not hard,you just don't pay enough attention to them, try to get good grades,stay in school don't skip Classes, treat your cousin better,keep spending time with your GF,as much as you can you won't loose your virginity right away but later on, don't brag about it, seriously keep it to yourself, keep your friendship with Guachi,Óscar and Alexis no matter what.Dont be afraid to ask for help,stop trying to impress people that don't care ABOUT you, don't go to that school party in July and don't get drunk you will get blackout,thrown in the Street and Dad's friends will get you home but he will be angry for that,learn moderations go to the gym now, later will be a mistake, only now you will had gotten swole and fit, study chemistry,math,cience,guarani everything you have a hard time getting,don't be afraid to ask for help.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:46:53 2018 No.1376775
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2009: Visit grandparents more, wont be around much longer
2011: Don't stop mining bitcoin
2011: You are right about the Trendnet IP cameras being insecure, backdoored and part of a botnet, go public and get your name known
2012: You are right about the Foscam IP cameras being insecure, backdoored and part of a botnet, go public and get your name known
2013: Don't sell the bitcoin
2014: Don't forget the password to the bitcoin wallet
2016: Don't reformat the harddrive with the bitcoin wallet
2017: Cash out on bitcoins in December, you will know when.

Second guessing yourself wont help but it might help put things in the future in a different perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:05:47 2018 No.1376781 >>1368207 Learning all of my city traditions (includes woodwork, metalwork, sewing and all of that stuff) God help me i can`t handle this weight alone

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:23:08 2018 No.1376788 dont be a late bloomer because everyone is kinda dumb and youre smarter than them but ur hot so u end up having to make urself ugly and wasting supposedly the best years of ur life in favor of self preservation. get contacts early.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:40:37 2018 No.1376801 >>1376727 What? You learn cursive in like first/second grade, and then use it all the way through high school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:20:12 2018 No.1376835 >>1376767 >cience study english too

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:32:21 2018 No.1376839 >>1376801 They stopped teaching cursive a couple years ago. I never learned it myself, although I was homeschooled so it wasn't necessary

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:38:00 2018 No.1376954

you will be all alone at 32, even if people love you, simply because you refuse to become a normal human being. you will not even have a wife, gf, kids, or anything.
your mom is a dumb bitch. you should love her, but don't, ever, give a shit about the bullshit she talks. she's intelligent, but dumb.
go to a psychologist, talk to them about what happened.
loneliness won't help you.

won't, ever, stop learning. if you have to spend a lot of money, do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:20:53 2018 No.1377236 >>1368211 >Mum will fall down the stairs on March 13 2012, go grocery shopping with her. >FPBP

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 14:59:29 2018 No.1377286 >>1368667 graduating with a mechanical engineering degree in 6 days here :^\|

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 16:21:33 2018 No.1377324 >>1376801 Graduated HS in 2008, learned cursive for two weeks in 4th grade and never used it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 16:28:06 2018 No.1377332 >>1377324 I graduated in 09, every single paper and assignment for every single class required cursive until high school where everything was written on a computer. I still use it to this day because my print is way shittier looking

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:06:31 2018 No.1377372 >>1377324 Graduated in 2001, my experience was similar to yours. For years every assignment a bunch of kids would whine if pen and or cursive would be required. By the end of jr. High the teachers had given up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:16:50 2018 No.1377379 It doesn't get better Put all your money in bitcoin for your family

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:21:56 2018 No.1377382 Your future only geys worse. There is no hope.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 18:30:48 2018 No.1377383

dump that asshole, do not even begin interacting with him. You *are* extremely intelligent, unlike how you tell yourself and how he makes you feel. You can do everything you put your mind to, and you are actually capable of all of your aspirations.

He is the root of your depression and the cause of all of your problems, and he will ruin your entire teenager-hood, 5 of your best years down the drain. Stick to yourself and apply yourself in school, it's genuinely the easiest shit you'll ever do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:30:36 2018 No.1377420 >>1368207 Nothing. Theres no point looking backwards and wishing things were different. A year ago I would've came up with a thousand different things to say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:44:37 2018 No.1377428 >>1377420 How can someone learn if they dont make mistakes? I agree looking forward is always the best thing to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 21:04:16 2018 No.1377434 >>1372917 >Don't buy a lot of hand tools. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 21:38:10 2018 No.1377449 >>1377434 He should have bought all USA made craftsman as they were going on clearance at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 22:24:21 2018 No.1377458 >>1368207 Borrow all the money you can, buy Bitcoin and sell it when it tops at 19k.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 22:59:22 2018 No.1377471 if you break up with her, you will drink yourself to death while she marries your best friend.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 23:38:36 2018 No.1377475

>>1368207
Here, I'll help you for the next 10 years and you wont need a crystal ball. Save 10% of every $1.00 you earn after taxes in an Ally Online Savings Account (They have a good basic rate). Do this if you don't have a 401K. Every year, raise it 1%. At the end of 10 years you will be putting away 20% of every $1.00 earned and that money will be compounding interest. If you don't do any more than this you will soon have a lot of money. If you start to learn how to invest property you will be able to retire at 55 comfortably even if your job sucks. You are welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:11:15 2018 No.1377519 >>1377379 >>1377382 This its already too late to change anything. just investment in Bitcoin that's your only hope in life faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:29:58 2018 No.1377524 >>1376801 I am using it for the first time since 2nd grade and it literally pisses off my college professors, especially my drafting teachers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:36:00 2018 No.1377528 Don't let her go. She'll go to Korea and while you're still broken over her and waiting for her to come back, she'll have forgotten you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 03:20:21 2018 No.1377551 >>1377524 It's not meant for drafting. You're not even supposed to print the way they taught you in grade school, you need to print in caps and some letters have a different stroke order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:15:00 2018 No.1377586 >>1368220 Also, focus you fack

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 10:51:57 2018 No.1377686 set up a proper last will with your grandpa together with a lawyer so that your piece of shit mother doesnt fuck you over when he dies.

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 13:52:24 2018 No.1377742
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I'd tell myself that I need to give up whatever stupid dreams I had and go to school like my parents wanted to and did something with my life instead of proving time and time again I'm a complete and utter failure at whatever I attempt.

PS forget about that girl, you don't deserve her and you never will.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:20:20 2018 No.1378865 Stay away from 4ch-- >10 years ago Nevermind, it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:24:30 2018 No.1378866 Bother your mother so she puts you in a music program.

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>>1368207
Get a job early so you can start your savings account. Also, focus in all your classes and do your work, even in the writing classes you hate so much because then you won't be stuck in limbo as to whether you'll graduate this year or not and go to grad school on time. You won't have to do them again afterwards and they won't royally fuck up your GPA.

Anonymous Wed May 2 16:08:25 2018 No.1378946
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>>1368207
When you go to that school far away, don't sit at the lunch table with the weird kids. They'll all abandon you and you'll get arrested becuase of someone who sits there
When it comes to police, shut your mouth
It doesn't matter if you think the material is easy, develop study habits
You will meet the love of your life, don't worry about maintaining your circle of friends. They either are bad influences, go paths unrelated to yours or don't care that much about you
Argue less with your brother and mom, they'll need you in the future. Your mother even though she's neurotic is a loving golden heart.
When your dad died, it wasn't his heart meds, it was heroin. Love him but do not trust him
Keep your rubbers on at all times, but your and her future comes first
Go for engineering but the times you have in the physics program will be some of the best in your life
Take the job at graduation but haggle for a higher salary, you'll need it
After the second OD, be there for your brother, he will resent you for bottling it up inside
Your mother will get cancer but survive
Love your dog everyday, you can reach new levels of loneliness, you'll see soon enough

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:10:29 2018 No.1378949 >>1368207 make grandma and grandpa go see a cardiologist ASAP don't change school from 7th to 8th grade, or at least study properly so you don't get fucked in the next 6 years because of math

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:15:24 2018 No.1379121 >>1378865 I salute thee, oldfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:29:28 2018 No.1379181 >>1368207 Stop drinking for good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 03:51:38 2018 No.1379302 >>1377379 Also consider telling someone grandma will die on may 2nd 2018 because the tissue valve replacement wore out, and to consider another option if there's still time

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:22:21 2018 No.1379731

having fun is cool and all, but fix your inability to focus you dumb fuck.
listen to mom when she tells you about being a responsible human being. you will get used to being grumpy and pretending to know everything people tell you. just fucking listen.
be honest to yourself. cut the crap and all the acting, because eventually you'll start believing your own lies and waste a lot of fucking time. its okay to make mistakes, so stop denying your fuck-ups
stop being so defensive towards your family, they just love you and want you to shine like you know you can. dont be afraid to seek help.

you'll figure out the rest as you go, but these issues will really hold you back if you dont fix them

i love you

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>>1368207
PROZAC YOU STUPID BITCH
ZOLOFT ISN'T WORKING
IT ISN'T FINE
AND FUCK ADDERALL AND FOCALIN AND ALL THAT STIMULANT SHIT
AND DON'T COCK A LOADED REVOLVER IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO UNDO THAT SHIT

YOU STUPID FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 01:13:03 2018 No.1379821 >>1368211 >>1368212 Fugg I didn't need these feels

Anonymous Fri May 4 01:43:46 2018 No.1379834

>>1368207
Buy bitcoin(computer currency), sell early 2018.

Quit being a lazy fuck, get in shape(swimming), get semi-random job, Look after your teeth- you will lose enamel and that can not be fixed, make some cash then go to college/uni. Grandma is going to go all alzhimers and die, then grandpa is going to all but loose the will to live. Cherish your time with them. Dad has MS and will smoke himself into multiple heart attacks then death(mid 2016). Use the bus to go to library and stuff, get out and find places where people you might like are then go there(anime convention). That cute blond girl that was really nosy? pretty sure she was romantically interested(it will take you 4 years to realize this, you are really fucking oblivious). That girl you have a crush on? There is no good time. Just fix your shit, ask a few random girls out first to get over the jitters then ask her(take the bus, go do mini golf or check out manga at the chapters bookstore and under no circumstances make a marriage joke/reference).

In the event that shit doesn't work out again and you endup a shut in for a few years again -The girl you meet on your first date, the blonde in the winter coat that looks terrified? No, bad idea. You get sucked in trying to make her happy then end up with her too dependent on you to leave even when you really should.

Try to learn some programing/computer/business stuff, seriously you really suck and should try to fix that. Also the problem with your computer is that the network card(the computer bit that makes the internet work, google it) is half falling out. Get a vasectomy and/or use damn good condoms with no exceptions. Turns out you could all but knock up a rock, this leads to years of misery and emotional conflict.

Anonymous Fri May 4 02:00:13 2018 No.1379843

>>1379834
Also, cat needs a flea bath and double check your graduation ceremony details. You got the day wrong, you will miss it and you mom is actually really hyped about it. She will honest to god cry, She bought tickets and everything. Also, turns out all her side of the family and your brother smoke pot. YOU ARE REALLY OBLIVIOUS.

Also academic upgrading through an adult education thing actually works really well and you do have a legitimate if tricky to diagnose learning disability. Study you college shit before you go, they half ass everything. Just learn the stuff on the course outlines. You got psoriasis not dandruff. All the room mates your dad gets are shit, no exceptions. Just about every one of them fucks him over in some way, dad has very poor judgement when it comes to people and actually was involved in some wannabe drug dealer shit back in the 80s. The new place your dad moves into has rat poison in the basement and it kills the cats.

Be careful of people supporting people, you are shit at cutting your losses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 02:19:51 2018 No.1379847 >>1379771 prozac doesn't work man nothing does

Anonymous Fri May 4 02:26:46 2018 No.1379850
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>>1379847
keep trying man.
zoloft didn't work for me
paxil fucked up my dick
razors are scary
lexapro gave me panic attacks
Effexor just did nothing for me
Limbitrol made me nausious

but prozac worked for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 02:27:48 2018 No.1379851 >>1379850 they all work different for different people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 02:36:18 2018 No.1379854 >>1372061 suck what?

Anonymous Fri May 4 02:40:01 2018 No.1379856

Don't go to uni you stupid cunt. If you hate the school part you sure as shit wont like the work part. Take a few months off like all your friends you think are being lazy do and figure out which technical/trade degree you'd actually like. And by the way stop listening to your parents when they tell you what to do with your life.
Retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 08:15:21 2018 No.1379964 >>1368207 end it sooner rather than later.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 08:25:51 2018 No.1379966 if i could go back, if i kill my younger self would his soul who hasn't done the sins he will will later does he still get to go to heaven?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 09:24:17 2018 No.1379981 your too much a pussy to actually kill yourself. Stop trying and get some fucking help, you'll avoid inflicting a lot of pointless suffering on the ones you love. Also use the workshop at university more often, shit is an amazing resource.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 15:21:01 2018 No.1380152 File: 10 KB, 193x261, monsoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368413 >Monsoon

Anonymous Fri May 4 19:00:39 2018 No.1380248

Don't work so fucking much. Money is shit, comes and goes really not worth as much as TIME SPENT DOING WORK THAT YOU ACTUALLY GAFabout.
Stay home more and spend time with your kids.
Especially your son ( rip August '10).
Do not get involved with meme-liberal college and do their shitty 'on-line classes to a degree', you are x100 better off going to the county community college.
Jump on that pussy, the chicks are just throwing themselves at you idiot. Quit being so straight, I mean holding females up so high on pedestal you put them so high above you, out of reach. Knock that shit off, women are pigs, treat them that way. ( also being drug and alcohol free is the best fucking thing you did so far, 10 years later sobriety is still fucking rocking, keep it up)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 12:31:10 2018 No.1381083 >>1376801 lol i didnt learn it but was supposed to use it through 3rd grade.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:11:31 2018 No.1381145 reading this thread has me convinced that 4chan indeed attracts damaged people

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:51:38 2018 No.1381154 >>1368207 Grandpa has prostate cancer and Grandma lung cancer, if you tell them now they might survive. And even if they don't at least you will be able to cry at their funeral.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:56:23 2018 No.1381156 >>1381145 Everyone is damaged and broken in some way, anon. Most people are just very good at hiding their scars. Showing them on an anonymous Taiwanese yoghurt appreciation forum is easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 15:58:17 2018 No.1381158 this isnt fucking /diy/, go to /r9k/ if you want to talk about how shitty your life really isnt

Anonymous Sun May 6 21:22:09 2018 No.1381339

>>1376801
3rd and the only fucking good it did was ruin me. I write lile a fucking idio. Shy of a few checks where i dont even need it i guess i sign my name and thats it.

>buhhhhh my kids cant read historical documents.

Just fucking google the constitution or whatever. If u have the desire to learn to read and write cursive go fucking do it.

Fuckoff and leave me out of that faggotry

Anonymous Sun May 6 21:25:31 2018 No.1381344
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>>1377449
>spend my lifetime buying lifetime warrenty craftsman from my sears store
>get store credit card
>monthly tool payment for 20 years.
>sears closes
>craftsman sells to stanley.

Mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:27:01 2018 No.1381345 >>1377471 I am convinced that it's impossible. I filled a gallon water jug with 80 proof vodka 1 day and drank it over 3 hours. Woke up 2 days latter but evem more depressed and now dehydrated. >i want to get off of mr. Bones wild ride

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:27:34 2018 No.1381346 >>1377475 Compound interest is fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:28:19 2018 No.1381347 >>1377519 >invest >gambling They are 2 totally different things

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 21:34:19 2018 No.1381350 >>1378865 Kek. Same

Anonymous Sun May 6 22:04:05 2018 No.1381357

>>1379121
>aspiring to be a bearded, over weight, autist.

Jk. I been here since 04.

This olace is like a gold mine. Only there is a 100% garantee that you won't be able to pay for the equipment. And instead of sifting dirt and ricks its all litteral shit.

Which triggers the hell out of me...

>mine 200,000 ton of rock
>bounce it down rusty ass old sgit equipment
>be surorised when trash ewuioment breaks down
<make sure to be in bumbfuck nowhere Alaska where you have to fly a Cessna or suck your neighbor's dick for a six cent O-ring.
>bounce around in sloppy ass muddy shithole roads.
>alread have to register as an active mine site and be cucked by MSHA.
>don't bother crushing and screening some rock to make 2,000 miles of dirt roads for cheap

Anonymous Sun May 6 22:08:44 2018 No.1381360

>>1379302
F

That sucks man. I only had 1 grandparent i claim. Never smoked a cigarette. Got lung cancer and died. I miss her...

Good luck out there bro. It will always suck, but know she was proud of you. Even id you are a useless fat fucking neckbeard like me.

Not sure why or how. But those old ladies always believe in the shitty people and they always turn out okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:10:18 2018 No.1381361 >>1379850 Welbutrin lets my dick work and makes me too apathetic to kms or be happy. I just dont care. Please drive a plane into me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 6 22:31:02 2018 No.1381368 Tell your grandfather to get that pain in his back looked at, it's lung cancer. Tell your father you love him, nobody should have to die on their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 01:20:27 2018 No.1381433 >>1370969 This is literally how I see myself in a few years and I'm only 19, ITS SLIPPING AWAY LADS HELP notlikethis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 01:30:00 2018 No.1381438 >>1381357 >being numale, underweight, edgy faggot. I don't feel any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 03:51:36 2018 No.1381490 stop smoking weed you loser

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 14:35:53 2018 No.1381718 >>1370950 Lol stfu. Reddit ass response. You know he’s right

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 16:28:27 2018 No.1381756 >>1368207 Don't leave the job you have. David will go in less than a year. Don't buy the house -you'll make nothing from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 7 23:04:15 2018 No.1381962 Masturbate to cuck porn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 01:08:06 2018 No.1382020 >>1368207 >dont go into the medical field it's bullshit >don't cum inside karen >make your own friends that match you, not friends of your friend. >Tim and Billy will bail on you >become Closer to your cousin >study crypto and selling on amazon earlier.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 14:59:32 2018 No.1382276 File: 366 KB, 1023x1047, 1523565314232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1380248

>>	Anonymous Tue May 8 18:24:57 2018 No.1382406 Buy all the fucking Bitcoin you can, trust me anon, 10 years from now you will thank me.

Anonymous Wed May 9 00:17:09 2018 No.1382566

>>1370969
The things I knowingly chose to do, or better said not do, are also the things I know make me think about killing myself every single day. I always showed massive potential but as a lazy little shit coasting I never developed anything even close to a work ethic. Studying the day before the test hasn't worked for the three years I've been in college, I knew it wouldn't even before I got there, yet I still do it ever single time, always blowing everything off until it's panic mode and I barely scrape by unless I'm """unlucky""". I know I'll be a lot worse off down the line for just a bit of pleasure today, yet I can't keep myself from doing dumb shit or avoiding my responsibilities. To top it all off, I know I'm the only one to blame for it yet I feel angry at the entire world except myself.

I think I've honestly just given up over the last year and am patiently waiting for things to get bad enough that they push me over the edge whether I like it or not. No amount of help and support has made me think I'm not a worthless turd of a human being who will never get anything done. My biggest regret is not being able to live up the promise I made to my mom on the pier that one day when I was a little kid, that I'd be a good man with a good job and buy her that beautiful house overlooking the cliff when she's old so she can move out of the sticks, because she's been such a good mom and deserves it. She probably doesn't even remember that silly thing. But I do, almost every single night, and I know I sound like a massive pussy but I panic and tear up every single time. Like now.

God damn it Anon, it's not your fault but I really didn't to read that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 05:19:04 2018 No.1382644 >>1382566 Go to /r9k/ to continue to be a pussy or go to /adv/ to try to become less of one. Come back to /diy/ when you want to fix yourself yourself and build your mom a shipping container mansion buried in the cliffside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 9 21:35:32 2018 No.1383171 >>1368207 If you kill the bitch now you will be out of jail by the time you read this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 00:55:57 2018 No.1383266 >>1383171 You mean "by the time you write this", right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 10 01:57:10 2018 No.1383296 Do the homework, not for itself but so you learn how. You won't learn it otherwise and it will cost you many years of failure and debt. You're an entitled and arrogant pussy, you need to sharpen up fucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:48:58 2018 No.1385725 File: 261 KB, 687x484, 1525743316668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1371064 best advice on this thread >>1371157 and this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:21:51 2018 No.1385856 >>1368211 I really didn't want these feels right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:02:12 2018 No.1385869 7 years from now you will fall into a deep depression that will fuck you up for life for the next 3 years. Be careful of the choices you make

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:09:02 2018 No.1385872 get that 10y/o pussy before it's illegal

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 03:56:54 2018 No.1385924 >>1368207 Stop being nice to your sister, heck try being harsher to her. That way she wouldn't get the terrible idea of wanting to bang you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:00:24 2018 No.1385925 >>1385924 I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:03:42 2018 No.1385926 >>1385925 She's not very good-looking and she was being a stuck-up bitch to me for weeks until she confessed. She blames me for being too nice to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 04:18:17 2018 No.1385934 >>1385926 >being a stuck-up bitch to me for weeks until she confessed >tfw no tsundere imouto Well fuck it, that's her fault. Did you try the "I'm literally hitler" route to make her hate you? I accidentally do it all the time and it works a treat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 05:18:17 2018 No.1385941 >>1385924 This but a seemly endless amount of attention and companionship. You know the interchangeable words for "bang." Wish she wasn't so damn useless.

Anonymous Mon May 14 05:25:11 2018 No.1385943

Well here we are now. Looking back it has not been good; atleast to what we expected. We wanted so much more. That doesnt matter to me anymore.

Truth is you are doing fine. Whatever you are doing you are doing great. You do it with your best efforts and good intentions.

If there is by an of chance you doubt it God ... don't. After much soul searching and a caouple of college degrees you will realize that God is everything. There is wisdom in this. Also seek wisdom. It will be better for you than anything else. Understand though that the race does not always go to the fastest and riches dont go to the smartest. But wisdom allows you to strive even in the worst conditions. Look for it, learn from it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 08:03:01 2018 No.1385986 >>1368207 Get your pecker out yur hand en go to church

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 09:11:48 2018 No.1386015 >>1370757 https://youtu.be/0_BLuTUXA_M

Anonymous Mon May 14 11:02:18 2018 No.1386065

>>1372096
Jesus christ, genetics are amazing. I was 23 before I realized my life story was exactly the same as my dad's. He also could have saved my first marriage to a great woman from a great family that's a great mother. Now all I do is work because at least the weekends I get my kids I can afford fun things, but as your 30's drag on 60 hour weeks all run together and the only thing I remember is one weekend a month out of the last 7 years. I decided I can't kill myself until my oldest has graduated college and I'm hoping by then I won't want to anymore.

Anonymous Mon May 14 12:17:33 2018 No.1386104

>>1386065
>I was 23 before I realized my life story was exactly the same as my dad's
I realised that 5 years ago or so, and since knowing that I've diverged somewhat, for better or for worse. Is existing for the sake of existing not enough for people of this age? It's what pebbles have been doing for billions of years.

Anonymous Mon May 14 13:00:17 2018 No.1386117

>>1368207

Not gonna lie, things are tough now and they're only going to get tougher. That being said, in the next year or so you're going to meet some awesome people, and life will feel a lot less lonely even if everything else is going mad, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Don't give up, or judge yourself by other people's standards. You'll be doing fine, just don't stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 16:22:16 2018 No.1386284 It will get better. Also, invest in bitcoin until it goes to about 2000

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 17:53:02 2018 No.1386339 >>1386104 Other people is the only reason I still exist, otherwise I'd have been dead in a drug fueled orgy in Vegas, making sure I didn't have to prepay. Or hang gliding accident, haven't decided.

Anonymous Mon May 14 18:52:43 2018 No.1386377

You're all fucking faggots actually, why aren't you telling yourself 10 years ago an amazing invention or idea that happened in the last 9 years and how to execute it? With a headstart and some source code you could absolutely destroy the app stores or sell Day 0's etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 20:29:29 2018 No.1386420 >>1368207 buy bitcoin, sell in december of 2017 take all the money from your first case and open your mom a business, you can pay the government later.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 20:47:58 2018 No.1386435 >>1368207 Buy more bitcoin. Don't trust gox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 11:10:02 2018 No.1386824 It's not gonna get better just off yourself and save the trouble

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 07:14:54 2018 No.1387365 >>1386824

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 17:08:04 2018 No.1387620 >>1368264 Get some Chainlink and hold for 2 years and you will be gold. This is your 3rd chance (assuming you missed ethereum as well).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 17:46:37 2018 No.1387637 lol this whole thread "buy bitcoin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" why stop there? why not just buy all winning multi state lottery tickets since we can predict the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 17:55:51 2018 No.1387642 >>1381433 25 here, time is just an illusion

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 18:55:44 2018 No.1387686 You can't take the Enniskerry exit at 60

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 19:18:59 2018 No.1387691 >>1368207 Dont buy chinks craptools.

Anonymous Thu May 17 10:30:35 2018 No.1388001

Stop being a pussy, you're about to have a son and pushing for an adoption just because you're afraid of fucking up your pretentious life plan will irreparably damage the relationship you're lucky is still standing despite your past fuckups. Own up to the stupid shit you've done and show that you can be a fucking man.

She needs you, and so will your son.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 11:37:56 2018 No.1388132 >>1387637 Too conspicuous. Chances are the different lottery providers share information with one another the same way casinos do to prevent cheating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 12:03:53 2018 No.1388141 >>1368207 Just kill yourself. It doesn't get easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 17 19:36:59 2018 No.1388386 >>1375356 my sides. i was expecting for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 20 23:43:24 2018 No.1390359 focus on finding what you love to do in life. Don't worry so much about getting a good job and making lots of money. Its true what they say, it won't make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 00:21:35 2018 No.1390383 >>1368207 Stop chasing girls and work on getting money. Girls come after you get money, not before.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 00:25:22 2018 No.1390385 >>1368211 Didn't ask for the feels right before bed Rip

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 13:57:47 2018 No.1390669 >>1368220 Go back to school for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 21 15:57:51 2018 No.1390731 Patent sad green frog images I'll save the internet from the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 00:14:53 2018 No.1391118 >>1368207 Buy bitcoin, lots of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 10:48:00 2018 No.1391357 >>1373776 THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 23:35:02 2018 No.1391886 >>1368211 A..anon

Anonymous Wed May 23 14:06:28 2018 No.1392196
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>>1368207
Don't stress out about anything. You'll go from a kissless virgin outcast to a weirdo sarcastic asshole that surprisingly a lot of girls like. Most of the people your age are going to have fucked up their life in some way because of their cowardice and mediocrity. You'll do good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 24 07:54:45 2018 No.1392659 They aren't your friends. You hate them for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 24 20:52:28 2018 No.1393132 >>1368207 dont do those hydrocodon it will lead to herion which leads to suboxone

Anonymous Thu May 24 21:52:48 2018 No.1393157
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You got diagnosted with psychopathy today anon, don't tell anyone about it
Expand your Patrick Bateman collection as much as you can
That girl you like? She ain't loving you, she's A THOT
No, shut the fuck up, you know nothing about love you dumb cunt, you're still a virgin, get laid you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:57:52 2018 No.1393306 We would honestly need to start a whole new thread for my reply. But /diy/ related? Probably just don't take on so many projects or buy so much stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:01:25 2018 No.1393307 >>1368207 be nice to your sister, she deserves a good brother. pay attention to grandpa, he's the first to go. try drawing more when you're bored, you might like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 06:53:33 2018 No.1393373 >>1368609 Woah, dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 07:16:13 2018 No.1393385 File: 974 KB, 1166x1322, 1527213168558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393157 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 08:37:10 2018 No.1393415 >>1368207 Start investing.

Anonymous Fri May 25 12:07:15 2018 No.1393494
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>>1368207
When you enter 9th grade, you will be able to go to trade school. Go into welding. Stay in it. To community college and take the welding technology class and graduate before you're 22 and get paid 17-19 dollars an hour. Don't go to the other college and take random basics for nursing school. You will hate it and will go to welding instead anyways.

I'm 23 and I could've move out of my parent's place if I wasn't so stupid. At least I figured it all out in time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 20:17:57 2018 No.1393747 File: 24 KB, 250x276, 1435537246230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393385 I intentionally made them end in repeated digits, since they're the pictures I use the most

Anonymous Sat May 26 07:16:41 2018 No.1394002

>>1368207
- Forget the dumb roastie and bid farewell to the broken one. Leave her in God's hands. You need to do better. Don't settle. Go for the other one. That pretty ray of sunshine is very interested. Search another decade, you will not find anyone remotely comparable. And don't worry, she wants lots of kids too.
- Buy bitcoin, Sell at 18k. Seriously.
- Your parents are sticks in the mud and will only drag you down. Be nice to them, they mean well, but don't listen to their fears. Live your own damn life and dreams, not theirs. Don't let them try and relive their sad lives through you.
- Ditch the meme-teir school. Its a dead end. Don't take career advice from anyone over 35. It does matter where you go. Its all connections and who you know. And do internships.
- Transfer and chase your enginerding dream at a good school. Plenty in the Rockies (and take that pretty girl with you!...btw her family is loaded, they might even help) Hard as hell, but you can do it. Including the math. And get that master's too. There will be plenty of money to get you through. Just apply for it, and pitch your wildest crazy ideas. You are on the right track.
- Take care of your body. Keep eating well, and take up strength training. Your future well being depends on it. And stay away from field work and blue collar crap. They only care about their safety bonus, you are as expendable as used toilet paper to these souless companies.
- Thats why you patent shit and start your own. Dig out that notebook in the closet. You have good ideas. Patent that shit before it hits the market in about 5 years. If you run into a snag, call up your friend from high school. Dude is a business genius. Play your cards right, take some risks, and you will easily end up very well off, and with plenty of time for your family too.
- Never forget God in all of this. Put him first, give back with your finances and more important, your time.
- Time is the most valuable resource on earth. Spend it wisely.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 16:01:10 2018 No.1394994 >>1368207 Not one person in your family cares about you. There are no friends. Stay away from women at all costs. Everyone is stupid, lazy, and jealous and they'll enjoy watching you burn. Recover ASAP and don't let them take the house.

Anonymous Sun May 27 16:06:11 2018 No.1394996
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>>1394994
>Not one person in your family cares about you. There are no friends. Stay away from women at all costs.
>Everyone is stupid, lazy, and jealous and they'll enjoy watching you burn.

So people like you actually post on 4chan? I'd pay money to see a video of you moaning about your broken life. At any rate, pls don't buy a gun.

What level of rage does a video like pic related induce in you, on a scale of 0 to 100?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 16:11:33 2018 No.1394999 >>1394996 Hey buddy, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 16:22:40 2018 No.1395004 File: 153 KB, 640x360, nasim_just_wanted_to_have_fun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394999 before you snap, pls post video of you saying anything. nasim posted lots. elliot posted lots. it's the least you can do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 16:35:37 2018 No.1395010 >>1395004 I posted lots of vids on porn hub with me and your mother. It's how we made you, son.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 16:40:51 2018 No.1395016 File: 288 KB, 593x466, bird_kek_trans.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1395010 you are lying and not that ohter psoter so shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 27 20:32:46 2018 No.1395148 >>1368207 read more porn storys, youll be writing them someday

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:33:40 2018 No.1395256 >>1368207 Clean your room. Stop lying to others and yourself. Buy land. Build wood and metal shop on land. Plant things on land. Start making things in said shops.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 00:58:24 2018 No.1395265 >>1368545 Holy fuck, this scares the shit out of me. I know my mom is heading that way through.

Anonymous Mon May 28 02:36:59 2018 No.1395291

Hey, I know you did not have the mental capacity/fortitude to do well in school when you were younger, but take whatever minuscule connective tissue you had tying your frontal lobe to the rest of your brain and devote it to learning Math at the expense of your grades in other subjects. DO IT. All that english, history, science, philosophy, and other shit will all come easy to you when you are older but math takes foundations that can only be built once you have expended the necessary mental effort to build them and every year that you don’t work on it is another year you are ACTIVELY BEHIND AND HAVE TO CATCH UP ON.

Don’t be sad that dad stopped being a father to you when you turn twelve, you will rebuild your relationship with him later. Yes, it is pretty obvious your sister is his actual favorite. Keep those gross sexual comments to yourself when you were 15 in english class. Foster realistic expectations, you are not going to take a robotics class and suddenly get hired on in a lab starting at 60k a year you dumb kid.
Mom is going a try to commit suicide twice, and dad is going to find solace in his work and be at home less often.

Non committal sex is without a doubt the most over rated in existence. All that time you spent as a thirsty teenager thinking about sex is a waste.
Grow a spine and don’t shirk those opportunities to become skilled at physical labor, you are not going to get that cushy office job as a computer hardware engineer, you are going into becoming a lineman like your dad, so get used to that shovel.
All those “online/LDR” are stupid, but it gave you the chops to do it right with that interpal qt. It will be the hardest thing you have ever done, but bringing her over and building a life with her will be the most rewarding and satisfying thing you do and give you purpose an meaning, don’t give up!

Anonymous Mon May 28 09:16:39 2018 No.1395390

>>1368207
>Be me, 20 currently.
Dremel rotary tools are not meant for 2 inch portable vises. Don’t try to be nice or negotiate with big angry guy in welding class, he won’t appreciate what you do for him, will throw you seven feet away and nearly paralyze you when you land on the CNC track. Start working sooner so you grow a thicker skin faster. Start learning leatherworking sooner. Pay more attention in welding class, make more projects to show off in welding class, interviewers like to ask what you made, not how much you practice or test your welds. There’s a screw and nail for different uses for a reason. Find an actual mentor. Just because Dad found a solution on YouTube doesn’t mean it’s a bright idea. Learn machining for the move of god. Also take business course before you gotta work. (Still haven’t done this.)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 10:46:33 2018 No.1395428 >>1395148 links ? also, how much for a commission ? I want something with wranglerstar getting bulled by Ave.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 13:26:50 2018 No.1395525 >>1395428 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 14:11:52 2018 No.1395554 File: 128 KB, 1277x776, maxresdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1395428 >Mfw Can't stand that clickbaiter.

Anonymous Mon May 28 14:44:20 2018 No.1395578

Go straight to trade school. You've had two years to unfuck yourself. Start your career now.

You can't save Greg, no matter how hard you try. But you can be there for him.

Bottling up all the hate and recrimination and self loathing for the next 10 years will do nothing good. Get help. Get help now.

Buy into crypto you mongoloid, you know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:08:16 2018 No.1395703 >>1393415 How?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:42:27 2018 No.1395752 >>1368207 Don't go for regular pussy, only boipussy. It's much better, tighter, doesn't get a period, no menopause, pms or any of that neurotic shit of dealing with a real gf. >tlrd; trap gf is better than regular gf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 21:09:58 2018 No.1395781 >>1368207 Don't go to university, it's a waste of time and money, take that welding course at community college you saw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 21:47:32 2018 No.1395802 >>1368207 Don't get a film degree. Stick with drawing and painting, you'll be more happy. Exercise you dumbshit. SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY Don't let family run your life.

Anonymous Mon May 28 23:59:32 2018 No.1395839

God damn I can't wait for this thread to die.
I wish you all happy futures, but the thoughts of what I could have done tear me apart. I come here learning and helping people fix shit that is fixable. I don't come here to be reminded of the voids I've found in life. When this thread dies, I'd appreciate we all go back to being anonymous faggots without crushed dreams and aspirations.
I'd like to imagine you all are moderately successful assholes. I've had enough reality

Anonymous Tue May 29 00:09:36 2018 No.1395844

>>1395839
I’m sorry you feel that way, Anon. I can sympathize with you on that, felt the same way when I started using this “hellish” website. (It’s only as hellish as humanity itself yet we’re still calling the site hell, been bothering me for awhile.)
Keep in mind one thing, you’re not on your death bed yet. You still have time to work on yourself or whatever you choose, it’s only too late when you’re bleeding out on the side of a road (or a more non-violent cause of death.)
Btw, no one is bitching about their successes, like getting that internship or apprenticeship that made their career kick off well, or a pay raise or how 4chan actually helped them keep their job after something idiotic happened and they were left to fix it. I’m sure there’s plenty of happy people on here, but we gotta admit, we love to bitch and moan. Best of luck to you, and I’ll see you on the next “help me fix my shit” thread, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:00:48 2018 No.1396301 nothing, the ride was allright

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 23:30:56 2018 No.1396335 Keep as much as you can from grandpa's woodshop after grandma passes away. Also your dad is gonna die in August and grandma has cancer.

Anonymous Wed May 30 04:38:00 2018 No.1396431

>>1368207
Your dad is a fucking cunt who will always lord his expertise over you but barely dispense worthwhile knowledge, actively holding it hostage from you just so you have some stupid reason to need him. Lose the fucker, teach yourself everything you want, start very simple, and very easy.

Anonymous Wed May 30 04:49:07 2018 No.1396435
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>>1395839
sup, I was a faggot browsing /pol/ and /a/ but I accidentally clicked /diy/ and saw your response.

As long as you breathe your dreams and aspirations aren't gone. Just wanted to let you know anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 13:23:07 2018 No.1396651 >>1370757 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 13:25:20 2018 No.1396653 File: 47 KB, 636x781, 9a9897976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368617 Sometimes it's not our houses that need fixing, but our lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 15:15:06 2018 No.1396715 File: 273 KB, 1920x1080, YT-0011-arrgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INVEST ALL YOU HAVE IN BITCOIN. SELL ALL ON 14 DECEMBER 2017. I'd be a fucking goddamn millionaire.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 15:18:58 2018 No.1396718 Just kill youself. You'll fail in everything you try.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 15:33:12 2018 No.1396728 >>1370965 Learn to live without regret

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 16:00:44 2018 No.1396761 >>1372061 >you're his carbon copy fuuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 03:12:56 2018 No.1398555 >>1368207 In 10 years you'll post on /diy/ like all the other faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 06:00:38 2018 No.1398589 >>1390669 Can't afford to be unemployed for 5 years. Also I'd be too old then for a career change/getting an entry job. Not unhappy with what I have, but there's always a "what might have been" thought at night (not just career-wise).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 07:34:08 2018 No.1398611 the black slave isint worth it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 2 20:27:15 2018 No.1398968 Don't so so much cocaine, whiskey and hookers that iron workers think it's a problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 3 11:19:27 2018 No.1399261 >>1368264 One day another chance shall arrive

Anonymous Sun Jun 3 23:14:24 2018 No.1399637

don't forget portuguese, learning it twice wont be fun
buy some ham radio gear and poke around with circuits, you'll love it
switch to linux
fuck programming
you actually like linguistics and math, ignore the comp sci meme
ignore the atheism meme
try not to be such a sperg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 4 00:44:09 2018 No.1399670 File: 227 KB, 635x661, no life wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1368207 Get Dad to go see a doctor and take better care of himself.

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