/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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>>70309
The amount of shit you could store in that is too minute to even consider hiding. do it with a book instead.

>>70341
That is another favorite of mine too.

>>70341

yeah but drugs...

>>70383
If you're a user, its cool. If you're a dealer, the deck is useless. Of course, yeah, it'll hold some small things very useful.

Bump.

How to make those fake coupons. I'm actually thinking about making some for CODMW3 and Battlefield 3, because I'm a poorfag :(

>>70452
Try it out. I made McDonalds ones a while back and gave some to my friends. Ate for weeks.

I used ones at taco bell. Fucking delicious when it's free.

Murat Gül

>>70458

Then you cant tell your books apart?

>>70452
Don't make it 100% and you could get away with it at places other than walmart. Though since walmart doesn't always train new employees to spot fake coupons you may get lucky.

>>70452
>>70457
>>70465

how comes that fake coupons work?
I think it's illegal, isn't it? So why they don't make it secure?

why there's no watermark or hologram, or any other kind of security measure?

Coupons aren't like currency. The only security measure I think is the bar codes. For fast food places the minimum wage employees could hardly give a shit if its fake or not. I know I wouldn't.

If I spotted a fellow anon using one of these at a place I worked, I would let him get away with it every time just because he's a crafty bastard like myself.

>>70523
it's not currency but it allows you to literily steal.

>>70528
wouldn't your boss than punish you somehow? lik cutting your salary?

>>70534
I would be like "I didn't know coupons could be fake"
or "I wasn't trained to spot counterfeit coupons..."

>>70546
so who's loosing money in this? shop owner, manufacturer, coupon company?

Both the manufacturer and the shop I think. I dunno. I'm not an expert at this as I've only used them at Taco Bell. Fast food is MUCH tastier when you didn't have to pay for shit.

>>70558
The important question is "Who is getting a free taco out of this?" The answer: I am, tomorrow.

Anyway someone is loosing, so why they're not trying to circumvent this?
Hmm, what is the legal way of getting those coupons? (i dunno as i'm not from the USA)

>>70563
I didn't think you'd be able to get away with making "Free Merchandise" coupons, but then again, fast food workers aren't exactly known for giving a shit.

>>70565
Damn straight you are. First time I used the coupons they looks at the coupons really weird and said they never saw anything like it before. I just said I took a survey on the Taco Bell website, and if they give you any problems ask to speak with their manager. If you can't get a taco out of this then your taco bell is wound up tighter than a nun's ass.

OP here, I'll share some food related ones. Since no one has anything else to post and I think you guys may benefit.

>>70568
Hmm. BK sometimes has "Get item X free" promotionals. Thing is, they're only for meager value menu items. E.g, 4 chicken nuggets or say a small coffee, breakfast only.

>>70615
Like this.

Idea:
>Print off a couple pages of these coupons.
>Spread them around the immediate area, to friends, stuck in car wipers, ect
>Wait 24h. Someone will have tried to redeem a coupon by then.
>Go to redeem coupon. You gain an illusion of legitimacy, and plausible deniability if they reject the coupon.
>You, and a bunch of other random people, get free meals. The world is now a better place.

PIZZA HUT NIGGUUUUUHHH

>>70628
>valid through 08/12/2011
Well shit. Anyone here good with photoshop?

>>70626
That is the point. If you distribute them around, you have a better chance of passing them off as legit.

>>70630

Here's the best I can do.

>>70645
>>70630
He beat me to it, but may as well upload mine anyway.

>>70651 Here

I decided to out-do the first guy by making it a coupon for a large pizza. Enjoy.

>>70656
terrible shop


you should honestly just draft up a suicide note right now and continue adding to it every day little by little as the failures of your life pile up day after day and you wil finally have an entire book worth of your failures and can finally kill yourself and make your family and online friends happy.

of course, you would probably fuck it up and miss your brain stem so you have to shoot yourself in the head 2-3 times while in agony to go out like a wounded dog, or you will try to mix bleach and ammonia but the room will be a bit too ventilated so you weel literally feel the chlorine gas burning away the lining of your lungs and suffer in horrific, unfathomable agony for 5 minutes as you literally burn and melt from the inside out after you start vomiting up your own lungs and liquefied lung begins pouring out of your nose and you slowly suffocate to death.

>>70657
lolwut

>>70657
U mad?

>>70657
I lol'd. What the hell had 4chan done to me that I laugh at that.

>>70657

What brought on this unloading of angrious feelings?

>>70680
obviously
> butt raeg
caused it