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686733 No.686733 [Reply] [Original]

Do we have humor threads on diy? On /g/ there's one every day.

>Pic related, it's from /g/.

Also video related, for those who say it's stupid to blink LED's with a micro controller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr7bPmGTQUk

>> No.687089

Lol. Mid video i was thinking, "why is the red wire connected to the negative end of the capacitor?" Still made me laugh.

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pic from one guy who wanted to build a shack in the woods

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>>687255
response

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>>687274
whoops, wrong one

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thats all i have

>> No.687285

>>687263
OSHA requirement
>must be grounded

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>> No.687294

>>687262

Oh, that cant possibly turn out well.

>> No.687299

>>687255
what the fuck is that thing coming out the side?

>> No.687301

>>687089
If you look really close you can see the cap bulge before it blows up

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>> No.687461

>>687299
he wanted to to heat his house, so i think it could be an oven

>> No.687471

best threasd ever!!!!!!!!

>> No.687474

>>687262
This isn't actually humor... several years ago a guy did a thing where he re-built a older device, and it had blown fluid filled caps. To keep the cosmetics, he hollowed out the old caps and soldered in new caps. I seem to remember him having a viable reason for the different values, too...some other part he had to replace.

>> No.687489

>>687262
this is actually a common thing for capacitors and batteries from china. generally people buying two or so capacitors at a time are just replacing the ones in their car stereos that have blown anyway with sooped up capacitor kits so it wont matter.

>> No.687524

>>687457

That's actually a good idea.

>> No.687533

>>687524
have you ever heard of something called inductance?

>> No.687563

>>687254
My iron smells like tuna and there's smoke comming out of the handle for no real reason. But it works so fuck it.

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>>687533
>have you ever heard of something called inductance?
Yes. What's your point?

>> No.687566

>>687533
Two wires carrying current to item plugged in.
Current flows opposite directions in wires wound same direction.
Inductance wire one cancels inductance wire two.
No inductance observed.

>> No.687573

>>687566
>Inductance wire one cancels inductance wire two.

And there in lies the problem. Inductors fighting one another generate heat. Lots of them in a roll generating heat together. Rarely an issue unless you are pushing the cord to the limit with a 2.4kw heater or similar. Throw in some resistance and a rug for some added excitement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSpTlAFRhYM

>> No.687574

>>687573
>Rarely an issue
this

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>> No.687591

>>687587
Jesus.
No.

>> No.687593

>>687588
Fuck I remember that thread.

>> No.687594

>>687588
I remember that thread.
Good times.

>> No.687620

>>687268

love this one

>> No.687626

>>687587
i hope that's just a field repair

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can anyone remember why he did this?

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>paralell

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>>687533

I retract myself.

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>> No.687698

>>687685
I think he said that it was already like that, he just put in new panels.

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>>687697

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>>687699

>> No.687702

>>687694
what is funny about this exactly?

>> No.687703

>>687702
the small wires going from the thicker ones, i have no idea im not into electrics

>> No.687706

>>687703

The copper plates seem to be huge ass fuses, yet the electricity that flows though them seems to be coming from tiny wires.

>> No.687710

>>687702
>>687706
Also: they're color coded, but someone fucked up and swapped white and brown.

>> No.687725

>>687702
Rails like that are normally used for insane amount of amperes. One system i worked on had rails lake that carrying 3600A.

Connecting them to those thin wires (which i assume can handle the load) is the electric equivalent of using a tactical nuke to swat a fly.

>> No.687729

>>687702
looking at it a little closer, i understand what's so "funny" about it, the rubber plate would be covering the grid supply connections
the wires connected to it are switched, and are a way that they are stealing power

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>>687695
mfw I made this screencap and someone used it

>> No.687804

>>687271
wat

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>>686733

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this would be more of a /g/ thing, but anyway

>> No.687856

>>687855
>windows application
>high level programming language
>low level programming language
>binary
>circuit diagrams
>material properties
>molecular structure

So what's the joke? You're programming from the atoms up?

>> No.687857

>>687689
>sand bottle until smooth

I lost it

>> No.687860

>>687855
Is this something some kid threw together to be like "look imma hackor"

>> No.687875

>>687860
You've obviously never seen Visual Component Codesign.

>> No.687878

>>687855
>this would be more of a /g/ thing
yes

>> No.687892

>>687646
no homo

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>>687897
>osb

>> No.687926

>>687695
my sides

>> No.687943

>>687697

someone get this man a square and a level ASAP

>> No.687948

>>687646
He never delivered...

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>>687948

>> No.687954

>>687591
It'll get you home.

>> No.687958

>>687646
jesus, that was a while ago. i hope he got all the crab meat he needed

>> No.687960

>>687686
I do this all the time for prototyping. Works great. I don't see a problem.

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>>687950
Used to work next to a fish and chip shop. They did similar but with a mains powered drill.

>Comes in with drill half covered in batter
>Can you fix him?
>He make sparks.

Take a look at it. Found it was out of brushes (would you like carbon dust with that?)
Commutator segments totally smashed.
Pic related

>> No.687974

>>687951
A much better way to do that is to place the food on a heat safe surface and place the iron on top. That way the grease wont get into the steam holes as much and it will be easier to clean.

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>> No.687985

>>687979
power over ethernet?

>> No.687991

>>687985

>this kills the computer

>> No.688003

>>687875
Obviously not. Are there pretty 3d representations of E=MC^2 floating around and changing colors that I can plug into this? I need to write a virus to hack the Gibson.

>> No.688005

>>687985
it's an ISP booster
you'll download shit like no other with it

>> No.688008

>>687701
I thought my barn was a little un even but this

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>>687892

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>> No.688124

>>687682
I don't see anything wrong with this... I was doing it wrong all the time, wasn't i?

>> No.688134

>>688124
it's just very messy, that's all.

>> No.688216

>>688027
I support this.

>> No.688226

>>687692
why do they always decide to cover a finished board in hot glue

>> No.688229

>>688216
As do I.

>> No.688230

>>688226
It's conformal coating - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformal_coating

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>>688230
you have shown me the world anon

a bit of a g thing but still fits here

>> No.688274

>>687692
>irresistable

>> No.688279

>>687474
Polymer caps perform better then electrolyte caps and therefore have to be selected at a lower value to keep the ratings in line with the electrolyte caps

>> No.688411

>>688279
are you sure you don't mean "same value but smaller physical size because they are more efficient"? regardless of what it's made out of if it's rated to a set capacitance then it should be equal to another type of capacitor that is the same rating

>> No.688441

>>688003
THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!!!

TRASHING!!!!

TRASHIIIIIIINGGGG!!!

>> No.688450

>>687271
Would have been better if the blades started glowing

>> No.688482

>>687278
Do you have the cap of the website that's from?

>> No.688485

>>687954
No it fucking won't.

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>>687855
>mfw molecule

>> No.688514

>>687267
this is how hyperdrive works

>> No.688557

>>688482
no sorry, but you could search in the archive for the thread, i remember that it was linked there

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>> No.688614

>>687280
I have a boner.

>> No.688629

>>687950
But will you do the fandango?

>> No.688632

>>687685
cut one piece a little too long, too lazy to cut it again

>> No.688644

>>687985
Hah

>> No.688645

>>688441
HACK THE PLANET!!!!

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>>688608

>> No.688926

>>688885
R...Really?

>> No.688937

>>688926
It can't be real. Those adapters don't have any intelligence in them to do protocol and logic level conversion, they're just wires going from one connector to the other. A DB25 parallel port doesn't even have a power line, so there's no way the USB device could be getting power.

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>> No.688947

>>688937
Every one of the data lines on an LPT port is a 5v power line. This was used by stuff like the NESKey.

Nibble mode only uses four pins, so you've got another four free to power the device with.

>> No.688975

>>687710
u wot m8? The funny thing is that those huge ass 200+ amp lines go to those tiny 25 square mm cables.

>> No.688982

>>687581
Well babe you had the basic concept down. CELEBRATION SEX!! weeeee

>> No.688987

>>688229
And my axe... Oh wait.

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>>687697
>>687699
>>687701
That was a fantastic thread.
Was it Chinese immigrant landlord tries to build a shed or something right? There was a blog and everything

>> No.688992

>>687685
>>687698
he didn't imagine he could just remove the central post. it was probably grandfathered in for the old fence when someone replaced the gate with a solid fence. it's about the right spacing from the wall to allow a gate. OP then didnt even bother levelling the panels so they stuck up and out everywhere with nails all over the place

>> No.688993

>>688988
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shed-of-doom/photos

>> No.688995

>>688975
>those huge ass 200+ amp lines go to those tiny 25 square mm cables
I'm fairly certain they go though the wall and somewhere else. Nothing wrong with the smal wires as long as there isn't much power drawn from them.

>> No.688996

>>687686
can someone explain?

>> No.688998

>>688995
there's a breaker in line. so i think they worked that one out.

but yes, the brown and white wires are switched.

>> No.688999

>>688995
Unless they short...

>> No.689000

>>688996
its a vertical stack of smd resistors. he ran out of a particular resistor value so used a bunch of larger values to make what he needed. i image searched it. not really funny, it's called a freestyle circuit or something. people actually do this sort of thing.

>> No.689020

>>687702

For one the bars should be inside a cabinet as they'll turn anyone that touches them into ash

>> No.689784

>>687687
That's cute as fuck.

>> No.689795

>>687573
While you have a point, I think the space heater in the pile of clothes was more the problem.

>> No.689805

>>688026
Is that where they got the name for Ruby on rails?

>> No.689806

>>687587
oh god why

>> No.689927

>>688450
>blades started glowing
I am so going to do this if I ever get a house.

>> No.689931

>>688231
I don't know about that particular fixture, but:

>be in Taiwan
>fluorescent can light starts flickering REALLY ANNOYINGLY
>decide to pull bulb, get replacement, etc.
>try to figure out how to pop the cover off
>can't
>try to lever fixture out of ceiling
>holy shit this is hard
>finally
>get fixture pulled out of ceiling
>it has a metal arm to one side that has to be guided out of the hole in ceiling
>look carefully at the whole mess to figure out what I should have done
>front glass of fixture is in fact unremovable short of breaking it
>fluorescent bulb has two wood screws going from fixture into plastic base to hold it in place
>metal arm of fixture wraps around everything so that it takes real care not to shatter bulb when disassembling

The bulb actually wasn't replaceable in any other way than ripping the entire fixture out and using hand tools to disassemble it.

Taiwan. Go figure.

I've ranted on here before about the lack of U-traps in plumbing (because the construction magnates want to save fifteen bucks off the $30,000 cost of building a condominium that they then sell to suckers for $400,000).

>> No.691500

>>687979
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the point of this is to leave one at your work when you get fired

>> No.691504

>>688226
hot glue is actually a very cheap and effective potting compound.

>> No.691520

>>688629
GALILEO FIGARO!!

>> No.692322

>>687261
??

>> No.692326

>>692322
they're bridging over the cold control in the fridge... basically this will make the fridge constantly run until the fork or fridge is unplugged... also the fork has 110V going through it so if you reach in and grab it it's going to shock you...

>> No.692401

>>687301
yeh i smirked when i saw it connected the wrong way, but my grin got slowly bigger as i watched it bulge and i burst out laughing when it popped because it reminded me of a dude in college who hooked up a fairly large cap backwards and got completely covered in some sort of yellow powder when it exploded.

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>>692326
thank you

this thread is very funny

>> No.692597

>>688938
what the fuck is that?

>> No.692606

>>687979
Bastard Operator from Hell patch Cable to fix network issues.

Google bastard operator from hell and prepare for your sides to achieve 98% of C

>> No.692636

>>692597
pentium processors came in modules with a heatsink, fan and hardcase and just slotted and clipped into a socket on the motherboard.

>> No.692698

>>692597
That's a slot-1 Pentium II shoved into a Sega Master System.

They've cheated, because to get the P-II that thin, they'd have had to take the heatsink off.

>> No.693440

>>687587
BRB going to convert to adjustable coils.

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>> No.693450

>>687706
>The copper plates seem to be huge ass fuses,
No, those are bus bars.
>yet the electricity that flows though them seems to be coming from tiny wires.
No, they go through the wall.

>> No.693452

>>693446
This looks scary, but it's a pretty damn stable position for that ladder. I'd climb on it.

>> No.693453

>>693446
my asshole clenched so hard, i turned shit into diamonds

>> No.693454

>>693446
I've done stuff like this. Sometimes it really does feel stable.

>> No.693459

>>687702
This is what you will find in a vault, It looks like black, red, white and green.. or a 120/240 feed. This is known as a bussway. The smaller wires are what is known as taps and can only be like 15' depending on what the rules of its time are. This thing is ancient as fuck and we dont do it like this anymore.

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>>688885

God damn son, god damn.

>> No.693465

>>687702
Its funny for people who don't understand electricity. Those huge rails are meant to carry a few million amps, and those wires tapped onto them can only handle a few hundred. That doesn't mean they'll blow up though, whatever they're powering only draws a couple amps through them.

>> No.693488

>>693465
they dont carry millions of amps.. maybe 1000-2000a. the taps are probably #4 so about 60-80 amps and on the back side of the relay on the den rail look like #12 which are good for 20a. Come to think of it I bet the white is just a third phase and this probably isnt in america. God damn yoorop I hope you guys arent still installing shit like this.

>> No.693490

>>688937
>can't be real
Agreed.
USB->PS2 mouse dongle... It's just a gag image.

>> No.693507

Turbo Encabulator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

>> No.693511

>>693490
On any standard system without tweaking it wouldnt work, no chance. You could theoretically add the tweaks to bios and the necessary information into windows XP to allow it, if you were insane and had way too much time on your hands. Why you would want to go through that much trouble just to read USB through LPT is beyond me, maybe bragging rights.

But yea, somebody with enough coding knowledge could in theory do it. Couple fuckers I worked with at IBM back in the 90's would do it, just because they were bored. But thats like their entire weekend.

Add in the tweaks to bios and xp to recognize and read USB to PS2 (its a mouse adapter btw), ps2 to Com, Com to AT (aka game or joystic port, we jsut called em AT), AT to LPT or Parallel port.

I think I have a few of these laying around here somewhere.

>> No.693520

>>686733
LOL'd
hope i didn't wake anyone
>>687254
noob here, why?

>> No.693521

>>687089
another noob question again, how can you tell which is which?

>> No.693522

>>693521
Most capacitors have the negative terminal marked with minus signs. In the video you can see them when he holds it up to the camera.

>> No.693523

>>688274
lel

>> No.693524

>>693522
Oh, ok. I was more distracted by his hairy knuckles and eyebrows

>> No.693527

>>693459
Like a bank vault?
What purpose do those huge bussways serve if small wires are drawing small loads from them?
And what's up with the length limit?

>> No.693531

>>688942
impressive, autistic but impressive

>> No.693599

>>693527
>Like a bank vault?
No, like an electrical equipment vault.

>> No.693614

>>693527
In high rise buildings we have bussing that goes all the way up to the top floor but is protected and has slots so you can just toss a disconnect on it and build the floor to the tenants specs. Old elevator rooms used to have a lot of open wiring.

>> No.693642

>>693446
>no one notices the fuckhuge ladder out the door

>> No.693691

>>693642
>not realizing that if you set the ladder up below you will have to put it at such an angle you will be trying to climb through the ceiling of the floor below.

>> No.693733

>>693511
Do you think people would really do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Yes. You. Fuck you and your bullshit. There is no way for parallel port to emulate a USB port.

>> No.693918

>>693733
You can emulate just about anything (minus the speed) if you have access to both hardware and software part of it.

>> No.693922

>>686733
What color is the 1.5 ohm resistor in the variety pack I bought

>> No.693933

>>693490
The picture's a gag.

That absolutely does not mean that someone could not, for shits and giggles, emulate it.

The hardware mentioned could be connected together, and would create a functioning USB tree that's connected to a printer port.

The key component is the serial USB controller, which is essentially a tiny computer, with its own OS, that acts as a USB host, handles the minutiae itself, and sends the important stuff back over a serial link.

Speaking serial over a parallel port is, by comparison, a piece of piss, and if there's not already a product that does it, I could build one and write the driver.

All that's left is writing a driver that ties the usb dongle to Windows' USB host controller class driver, and providing enough power off the printer port to power the whole lot. Which shouldn't be difficult, seeing as it's a module intended for embedded systems, and a USB stick.

It's easy enough to power 5v devices off a printer port: you just tie their power to some data lines, and assert them all 1. Use some diodes if you don't want the port to explode when some dumbass sets one to 1 and one to 0.

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>>693918
No you can't, because you can't fucking start talking to it if you're not fast enough. It will try to negotiate and time out because the parallel port can't fucking keep up. You're fucking lying about some tech bullshit and hope no one is calling you on it because you are insane.

There is no serial to usb controller there. The usb2 -> ps2 convertor is only for keyboards/mice that have the ps2 hardware built into the controller on the device, if it detects PS2 vs USB, it changes itself accordingly. The dongle is just some dumb wires.

Parallel port can not be serial port because its clock is too slow, you are retarded. Like 15khz clock for parallel vs 115khz for serial vs 15mhz for USB. Wtf are you thinking mate.

You cannot convert parallel to usb or serial without additional hardware. If you had one very specific application you could make a whole asic that is a usb host, take the data, buffer it, and send it through on parallel at reduced rate, but that is not the same thing as 'hacking the bios' because that is fucking impossible.

>> No.694284

Huge internet fight!

>> No.694291

>>693965
>You cannot convert parallel to usb or serial without additional hardware. If you had one very specific application you could make a whole asic that is a usb host, take the data, buffer it, and send it through on parallel at reduced rate, but that is not the same thing as 'hacking the bios' because that is fucking impossible

Sounds like a challenge to the techs. You dont hack bios, you reprogram it. Its all just code.

>> No.694300

>>693965
Oh for god's sake read the fucking thread.

The USB-to-serial dongle is a whole entire computer, and implements an entire, self-contained USB host. Think of it like a web proxy, but for USB. It does the keeping-up for you.

You absolutely can bash serial into parallel. What's 8x15, and what's a shift register?

>> No.694304

>>693965
Oh, and lookee here. Turns out there's a product you can buy right off the shelf that performs this "completely impossible" parallel/serial conversion at 115.2k


http://www.bb-elec.com/products/manuals/232sps2-0812m.pdf

>> No.694329

>>693446
That's actually not that bad - It looks worse than it is, due to half of the stepladder hanging in the air. But it is actually quite stable, as long as the guy climbing it doesn't nudge the base off the ledge.

I've climbed setups like this several times:
7/10 would climb again (deducted 3 points because of ladder-climbing not being very entertaining)

>> No.694359

>>694300
Except its not. Have you ever used one of those? Its just an adapter. The circuitry is on the keyboard/mouse

>> No.694362

>>694359
Keep up, read the thread.

The picture of the dongles bunged together is from ~2004, and has nothing to do with the picture of device manager below it, aside from maybe providing the idea.

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>>694304
>$113
Somehow I don't think that is a straight through pin change. I think that just might be a piece of hardware with logic, a clock, and maybe even its own processor. That is not a hacked bios turning you parallel port into a serial port. It is an advanced separate piece of hardware, which I never said didn't exist.

>> No.694371

>>687280
>Meanwhile in Ukraine

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>>693446
>You don't need to finish your HS, it's a waste of time.

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Sums up my work.

>> No.694448

>>694384
>implying highway construction workers don't get paid crazy amounts of money.

>> No.694469

>>687489
actually, its not. Look at the brand, chinese wouldnt put rubicons in there.
>>687474
is right.

>> No.694553

>>687293
>thermal fuse blows on rice cooker
>literally just cut out the blown fuse and solder the wires together
>still using it years later

To be fair, its a thermal fuse and not an electrical fuse. Also solder melts at around 300 degrees anyway.

>> No.694576

>>692698
You didn't need the heatsink with the p2-300 and below (they went down to 233 for OEM parts). At least for short periods of time or with adequate airflow around it.

Not saying it was good for it, but it would run without a problem if it was one of the slower ones.

>> No.694633

>>687282
Oh man, I have screenshots from this thread somewhere on my pc. It was brilliant.

>> No.694638

>>687588
Would this work? Temporary solution to a small dust problem, say? Or even just to have one to turn on while cleaning a house to trap hair and dust that get kicked up while hoovering or dusting?

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dat integrity

>> No.694983

>>687897
Those shelves are inelegant.
McBain.jpg

>> No.695415

>>694638
I'm not sure if box fans have good enough motors to create the proper negative pressure to run these effectively, but given that the thread had many, many examples of working models and positive reviews, it must be at least partially effective.

>> No.695440

>>687593
gonna bring it back again this coming autumn for shiggles

>> No.695445

>>688885
>>688608

this makes me very happy

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>>694961

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>> No.695612

>>687692
resistance is futile

>>689795
the extension cord was under a pile of clothes right?

>> No.695707

>>695551
This is just pure "lel, luk @ me Im a nurd" attention-whoring faggotry.

>> No.695747

>>694638
it will work fairly well
>tfw uses a 20 x 20 box fan for an attic fan. they burn out every couple of years but are much cheaper in the long run than regular attic units

>> No.695814

>>687587

don't forget to put bananas in the differential

>> No.696132

>>687268
>>687270
>>687276
>>687278

fuck

>> No.696170

faq :D

>> No.696816

>>687270
>>687268
>>687271
>>687689
>>688231
>>688885
Fucking lost

>>688027
Robowarz - Alabama Edition!

>> No.697195

>>687581
It's a German comedian

>> No.697288

>>687280
>>688614
>>694371
Original thread:
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!
(note the exclamation point at the end of the url, yes that is a part of it.)

>> No.697323

>>694384
You sound insecure.

>> No.697765

>>688943
thats how i roll

>> No.698220

>>697765
you got a snicker out of me

>> No.699057

>>687271
I have to make one of these now

>> No.699339

>>687573
You know what else causes heat? Electricity running through wires. Better not have any wires in your house or it'll burn down.

>> No.699836

>>693446
I've done similar things before. The ladder can't go anywhere as long as those panels are sturdy and can bear weight, it's perfectly fine. It's basically wedged in place, there's nowhere to go but sideways.

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>>688441

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>>688885
wat

>> No.700828

>>692326
I was hoping it was just a booby-trapped lunch

>> No.701424

>>693520
because you'd be holding the part that burns, and it would be cooking your flesh.
> hence smells like chicken

>> No.701963

>>701424
Ok, thanks. I've burnt myself before though and never got a chicken smell. To each their own I guess.

>> No.702367

>>689784

I know, just look that sliding mechanism.

>> No.702498

>>688026
That's not HO scale - it's too large and HO scale doesn't have a third rail.

>> No.702889

>>687974
Or you could put a metal baking sheet on top of the hot iron and cook on that

>> No.703516

>>693446
>why men have a lower life expectancy than women