/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>632427
Nice, have you achieved negative entropy yet?
I hear people have achieved several minutes of constant movement by altering the thermodynamics of the servo hinge.

>>632430
no, sorry but I just want to piss on the mill to hypnotize dolls.

>>632433
Damn. You should look up "hypnic jerk".
I think it's relevant to you.

>>632427
I will be following this

w.. wot

This is relevant to me

>>632427
oh what the fuck
>>632433
>mfw
Continue, OP

I will make a video soon.

>>632755
bumpity wumpity

Keeping this thread afloat.
When did /diy/ start picking up this speed?

when some bored engineers decided they have to do smth with their life

>>632755
You guys are truly scary.

>>632755

>>632427
...y-you know this won't actually hypnotize anybody efficiently? It's all in the talk. This just fucks with their vision.

>>632992
You dont know it, thus i need to experimenting.

>>632992
>inb4 OP writes his PhD thesis on this

>>632992
They're just dolls.
Might work.

Waiting.

>>633167

this is the point.

So what happens to the piss after it's done powering the hypno-jig?
Do you recycle it? If you do is it filtered or raw, warm, fresh piss Bear Grills style?

>>634276
the doll drink the piss.

I tried to do this with a similar shit powered machine, but it just confused people, didn't hypnotize them.

>>632942
story of my life ! ( past two months )

>>633166

Here the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQah11SFwZc

>>636936

>that fucking tumblr link on the video description

>>636936

>>636936
OP delivered

>>636945
That's horrifying

>>636936

>>636936

>>636936
>dem salem monies

>>636936

good shit

>>636936

>>636936

>>636936
>peeeeeee pee peeee

>>632427
You are a special kind of demented. I like you.

Check this guys tumblr.. Jesus christ
>minicoital machine
>phallical bonsai
>piss jam

>>636936
>tumblr link
OP you are the best.

>>636936
Yes. That's it. OP delivared.

Thanks guy. I will experiment again for you.

>>636936

Dude what's up with your piss stream? Do you have a cock piercing or something?

>>636936

>>632427
What's the white powder on the disk? Tell me it's blow, tell me it's blow, tell me...

>>637270
i've put some glue for a better pissing effect.

>that tumblr

haha what the fuck, you made piss jam with urine and gelatin?

>>637311
not only.

>>636936

>>637306
OP, if I ever meet you in real life I will buy you a dozen beers.

>>637370
so what compels you to do this kind of stuff?

what is your occupation?

what country?

do you reject traditional artforms?

any interesting things about your life so far?

just out of curiosity i want to know

i once germinated a wheat seed using interstitial fluid from an injury, i then deliberately kept a seed within my flesh until it germinated successfully.

>>637400
>what country?
You can clearly see he is italian...

For my mental stability. I'm affected by asperger syndrome, no social life and no friends but i'm happy while making stuff like this.


I'm from italy.

>>637416
> I'm affected by asperger syndrome, no social life and no friends
How you got that vay jay for the tomato launching test? r ur girl pls be here

>>637416
So you do this because you're from Italy?

>>637419

Yes, i've a girlfriend but she is much sociopath than me.

The hypnotism worked, as anyone can plainly see the baby is no longer excited by the prospect of smoking cigarettes on a swing and wishes to learn quantum mechanics instead.

>>637483
Right.

For the love of all that's righteous and holy in this world bump, and to think of all the times I could have hypnotized a baby doll.

>>636936

THIS IS
SO GOOD

>>636936

>>638100
If you like it watch my other projects. Thanks.

>>638100
If you like it watch my other projects.

Why the fuck did I enter this thread

>>636936
best /diy/ post evar

>>636936

>>637414
by your logic, I must be in england.

many places speak english and italian.

Where did the YT link go?
This needs to be archived.

>dat Tumblr

>>637024

thanks for mentioning what was in it. I googled minicoital machine and found the site.

>>638447

This is the first thread I have seen firsthand that needs to be archived.

Wow. Just holy shit OP. Your dedication to this craft is amazing.

>Urethral Germination
>Frosting for donuts with nails
>We get the urine jam

Incredible OP. Never stop.

>>638532
thank you. i'm already working on other experiments.

>>638608
Well, be sure to post them here!

I, for one, am most impressed by the urethral germination. That takes dedication. You are a greater man than I, OP.

I liked the gif of you jerking off into a pot.

>tfw no link

what the fuck happened in this thread?

Here's his tumblr

anonormale.tumblr.com

looks like he has a website at anonormale.in as well, basically the same stuff on both.

First time I've had to physically block my screen from vision before closing the window

This is Project Sunset level

urine jam. Amazing. wtf?

I feel like asking, because it's on everyone's mind:
>Have you ever murdered anyone or thought about it?
>Raped or committed a sex crime?
>Sacrifice any animals?
>What was your childhood like?

I'm so intrigued by people of your caliber.
If you have no friends, then who was the chick/dude spanking your ass?

>>640217
>Have you ever murdered anyone or thought about it?
I thought about it

>Raped or committed a sex crime?

No i didt.

>Sacrifice any animals?
maybe.

>What was your childhood like?
solitary

>If you have no friends, then who was the chick/dude spanking your ass?

I've a girl friend.

anyway, i'm a good person.

>>640261
Is your girlfriend sexy?

>>640407

what the fuck did i just witness?

Op i reported you to the FBI

>>640439
Yeah because the fbi is concerned with some guy on Italy using his pics to hypnotize a doll.

>>640527
sweet jesus, this rampaging faggot right here.

you're doing god's work OP, carry on.

>>640540

Bitch'in at the wrong poster... classic.

Take your meds and go to bed.

>>640407

yes. so horny.

>>640407
yeah, actually.

I want to know everything about you Mr anonormale.
What inspires you?
Examples of how your girlfriend is a sociopath?
Do your parents know about your experiments?
What was your first experiment?
Did you go to college?

>>640966
Plz response

Who reported it... Someones going to sequel on you.. Planning a sock party and some finger snaps. You'll never forget this summer at camp

>>641586
yes, i know. anyway you can easly found it on youtube.

>>640966
ideas come to me during the day.

>Examples of how your girlfriend is a sociopath?
i dont know, but she dont have friends like me, often thought about suicide or doing massacres.

>Do your parents know about your experiments?

no. my parents think that I'm a ""normal"" person.

>What was your first experiment?
I put grapes into my penis to see if it could eat.

Did you go to college?
no, only high school (arts)

bump because the concepts here aren't deep enough for page 8

Why is this not on /b/? I have been genuinely and mildly concerned throughout this thread and the Tumblr page

>>643058
because the watermill is an awersome diy project.

I really enjoy Penetration Test #2. I feel it is an excellent example of today's modern contemporary art with a subtle hint of the Baroque period.

Is your artwork for sale? I would love to introduce this to my fellow connoisseurs.

SOMEONE LINK THE GODDAM PAGE

>>643745
They already did. Learn to read.

His tumblr is like 20 posts up.

Why was the link deleted?!

I would like to see this shit on a museum. I like your art op.

I love the attention to detail that goes into your experiments. Every thing is top notch including the photography.

Italian. Another reason why I love my country

>>632427
Yes and the editing is top notch as well!