/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Just stick a fish behind the radiator

shit in bag. freeze. hide under their bed or something. that smell when it unfreeze

the old needle thru their rubbers trick.

it'll remind them for the next 18 years they shouldn't have fucked with you.

>>319904
No, not fish.

>>319906
No, not shit.

OP, get potatoes. Cut them up. Put them into a container. Fill the container with only about 1/2" of water in the bottom. Stick it someplace they won't find for a long time. If you need to, you can use a plastic bag, just so long as there's openings at the top where the stink can get out. You don't need pooling water in the plastic bag, but it needs to be very damp in it.

Rotten potato stink is a worse stench than feces or dead animals and people are never prepared for it.

Stick a banana under their bed and wait a week or two. It won't smell, but it will spawn infinite fruit flies. Nobody ever thinks to look for the banana.

poke a few holes in a can of cat food or tuna

put a dead mouse or rat {just get a feeder from a pet store} in a ziplock / leave it slightly open

poke a few holes in an egg

/x/ reporting do none of your friends srsly never look under there bed? i have to every night 8P

None of this bunk is practical OP. Just get a fucking glass stink bomb (pic 'lated) and put it someplace where they'll smash it only a certain time. You don't want to put rotting bacterial things in your friends house.

In other words, put it under a rug in the coner of the room where your friends does his work-outs, tape it to the back of an open door so it smashes when someone closes the door, etc etc

It's fun for a couple reasons:
1. You'll be long gone by the time it happens
2. You'll never when it'll break, it's totally random and the anticipation will be delightful

Cut a bunch of the heads off of matches off and put them in a bottle or something, then pour some ammonia in the bottle, the ammonia will react with the sulfur and it will stink like nothing else.

Mix iron filings and sulfur 50/50 in a testube or metal bottle cap, fire over a gas flame until they chemically combine. Break testube glass from now solid compound lump and cover lump in quantity of hydrochloric acid. There's your stinkbomb.

>>319903
Do you live in a rural area? Or do they? If so, my fave is doe estrus on the car or on them, or in something sealed. Rut is coming up here in N. America so all the sudden, BUCKS TRYING TO HUMP YOUR FRIENDS EVERYWHERE!!!! Bwahahahahaha

Put large zip ties on the axles of their car. It will make a hell of a racket slapping around when they drive.

Shrimp. Put it in the vents of their car, in corners of their bedroom, in curtain rails if you can. It will take a few days, but eventually it will stink to high heaven and won't go away until it's found.

>>319903
a hard-boiled egg takes a while to stink, and isn't horrible to clean up

cut a section of a bicycle inner tube and stick one end over their car exhaust. makes a farting noise when they start it up and it don't hurt nothing

Purchase any fish from a local market; place the fish inside a plastic ziploc bag. The fish will start to decompose and eventually will pop the bag releasing the stench of the decomposing fish. Place fish under car seat or couch or closet.

If any of you fags put rotten shit, shrimp, or fish in my car, room, or sock drawer you could not prepare for the aftermath

If you have access to dead animals, just nail it to the underside of his bed or something. Hide a fish head in the shower head. Shit like that.

>>320333
fite me IRL, im fukin jacked do you even lift?

>>320379

Nigger please I roll trips I thought you knew

For something awful but not stinky, get a new fire alarm. Put a NEARLY dead battery in it. Hide it. Under a desk, behind a drawer seems to be the best spot. Got my senior chief with that once. I had already PCS'd. Missed the reaction, but the YNs told me it took him two days to figure out that it wasn't his computer.

>>320324
waaaaay back in high school we locked 2 dead fish {buddy jacked them from a grocery store on the way to school} in an empty gym looker over spring brake
can we say no pe for 2 days & locker searchers
moohaha

/b/tard reporting

The Anarchist's Cookbook has a neat little stink bomb, but it takes patience.

From memory:

Take an empty 2-liter, and place inside it a small amount of vinegar, and strips of meat (muscle, fat, sinu).

The meat is going to decompose, and the microbes will produce, among other things, various gasses. These gases will cause the pressure in the bottle to increase, and if you're not careful, the bottle could explode.

To mitigate the chance of an exploding bottle, squeeze the bottle so that when you seal it, it is partially deflated. Then, at regular intervals (once a day or once a week depending on how quickly the gasses build up) take your bottle OUTSIDE and vent the gases.

While you're letting the stink stew brew, keep the bottle someplace dark and room temperature, like the back of your closet.

After, say, a month of adding animal product, and venting gas, it will be ready.

To deploy, open the bottle, and dump the fluids into your victim's location. Just be aware, this is permanent - the stink isn't going to go away.