/diy/ - Do It Yourself

have you tried shoving it up your ass?

>>2736570
No, but your mom showed interest in having it done to her so I might try and see how many pieces I can get rid of that way.

>>2736568
Just do what everyone else does: wait till you need a small piece of wood for some future project and dig through your box of scraps for a piece of the right size instead of cutting a new one

i too have wood pieces like these and i want to carve a bunch of seals

Carve them into chess pieces maybe?

>>2736568
>a lot of it has paint/chemical treatments
Wait, what kind of shitty wood are you using for your wood projects?

Cut them into equally dimensioned pieces for blocks for a kid to build with. Sand and chamfer all corners.

>>2736568
If it has paint you can run it through a planer or hand plane it off. I sometimes make jengas like other anon suggested, or building blocks for kids, or toy cars if it’s premium wood, sometimes small picture frames, photo stands, candle holders. Or blocks to put drills in. Or shit like in picture for when someone brings a kid over. Also knobs/handles for cabinets, wedges, bow ties, or corner supports for storage boxes. Or coasters.

>>2736737
Also one day I will drill that oil stain out with a hole saw and put a piece of scrap wood in place

>>2736572
then why making that thread, bozo?

>>2736707
Probably one of those idiots making shelves and coffee tables out of pallets.

>>2736776
you're right. I've decided to cram every piece up my fat ass.

Acoustic baffles and/or attempts at cheezy wallart.

>>2736575
This. You keep it in a box until you need a shim or a sacrificial piece to avoid tearout, or need to test a new router bit or stain or something.

>>2736568
>What to do with scrap wood?

>>2736647
King shit

>>2736826
Also I'm trans if it matters.

>>2736647
Wooden seals?

>>2738607
imperial seals

>>2738699
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
Do me a favor and make at least one of them with some goofy image, I'm tired of seeing all of them be so serious.

>>2738735
never mind I found a silly one
so many of them are just names or official seals in text I can't read

>>2736826
Just remember tonget what you pay for.
Don't settle for 12 inches when you paid for 24.

>>2738862
Is this how you sign a contracto?

>>2736568
mulch it

>>2736568
jesus just neck yourself.

>>2739088
>No, I use my paw print like this see. I got a per-signed contact right here. How about you sign it as well so we can compare signatures?

No, I've looked for a hanko a few times but they are always sold out of my name. Given it's a less common name so they don't restock it often, yet still common enough to have a empty slot on the store self the few times I go to the Asian markets. As a kid I thought wax seals were cool, but seal wax or otherwise never came up. So I never actually got one, but the kid in me kind of thought if your going to stamp a seal you can at least make it more interesting and fun and in English.

I saw a video about high end seals awhile ago were they make them out of tungsten, they are calibrated so the weight of the seal is the idea stamping pressure and machine it so the spacing of the face has idea surface tension for just the right amount of ink. The result is a seal that is near indestructible and stamps perfectly every time the moment you let it go, also cost a lot of money and are typically sold as family seals to be passed down for generations. Over all I hear hanko is becoming less popular, but part of me still likes the idea despite the logistical issues.

>>2736568
Shove it in your urethra