/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2693842
Your idea is to strap a baby to a cradle with a hole in it for shit to drip through into something (and for a bidet to spray though?) and to otherwise piss its cradle. While it sleeps. To save on diapers.

If your primary concern is a lack of diapers, just have them sleep in the bathtub and waffle-stomp whatever comes out down the drain.

A thread died for this.

>>2693855
So you don't need the diapers, to waste time cleaning them every time they evacuate themselves of waste, and so they don't get diaper rashes.

Basically the material is designed to be dried by hot air that also keeps the child warm while they're wet from being rinsed by a soap alkaline solution and then rinsed with pure water.

While it mostly sleeps or feeds through a tube connected to a mini fridge of either breast milk or formula.

To save on diapers less than save on baby crying because of butt rash.

But uh really so the only reason to give them attention is if they want it.

>>2693857
Basically you could say the same about how people do the dishes and the laundry, but generally it's more intelligent to make an appliance for that. Keeping babies poo poo and pee pee free is something that could be solved in exactly the same way...

>>2693909
Babies without attention literally die and scream until they vomit because they know they need to bond to their parent.

>>2693931
Yeah but just the invention is a padded bottle system that also removes their waste without a catheter or other uncomfortable implant.

I am kind of thinking a bit like a person who would make an artificial womb and truly the underdevelopment of human babies is to require female nurturing at a minimum pre science. Post science the idea of biological sex is hardly still relevant anyway.

>>2693931
that’s what the periodic seratonin in injections are for

>>2693954
Sir, you seem to think you live in a sci fi novel where your surgeon takes Spice to slow down the perception of time, wad holo-programmed with all of mankind's knowledge before he was 12 and has 600 years of experience.

Or that we have some super computers with the brain the size of 10 galaxies hidden in warped hyperspace, and he's the one in charge of your surgery and has 10,000 years of experience, and produced all of the relevant advances in biology itself, and this surgery is only 1/10E69th percent of its attention and it will still run it perfectly.

No sir. This is not Dune, or The Culture.

If you get sick with something that wasn't cured before 1950 the best we can do is chop parts off your body and hope your surgeon wasn't an affirmative action graduate that will let you.bleed out because one of your veins grew around your scrotum the wrong way.

Not sure if OP is a Borg or an agent from The Matrix.

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>>2694020
All of the above at the same time ngl.

>>2693842
parents will get lazy and just have babies hooked up to the ass washing station 24/7, we arent prepared for this type of convenience

>>2694092
This.

This is the response that makes sense. Not it's stupid. Not it wouldn't work. Not le Matrix. This. Thank you SIR

But anyway yeah so I'll just make my own...

And then make it illegal to own one.