/diy/ - Do It Yourself

I'm still thanking God for this one

>>2662430
It certainly is well used, but I think some new rope would be all it needs.

>>2662427
you gon get raped.

>>2662467
>Needs cleaning
even comes with free toxo!

>>2662478
Toxoplasmosis only affects AIDS patients and pregnant women. So which one are you?

>>2662427
Did you get it?

>>2662478
No, it also makes normal people slightly dumber.

>>2662492
Like myself, because I meant to reply to >>2662480

>>2662493
>>2662492
Looks like you were pretty dumb before you started eating cat poop.

>>2662480
thats what the toxo wants you to believe....are you sure you havent eaten any cat shit lately?

>>2662427
i dont get it

>>2662599
Another fat joke then?

>>2662599
kek

>>2662872

>>2662874
>>2662872
Acquired taste I guess, it’s a replica of Bouguereau’s “youth”, that was sold for $20 million in 2019

>>2662878
I looked it up. It does look better in full size. The photo and/or the tiny size make it look shitty.

>>2662491
Ye it's a really nice desk.

I like this

hmmmm

>>2663348
>paint a miscellaneous woman
>its actually a miscellaneous painting of a man
Why does Japan do this

but MOOOOOOOM! someday they will be worth millions!@

>>2663355
Would make a comfy chicken coop actually

>>2663355
pee house

>>2663434
Don't

I once saw a free old manufactured office(manufactured home with no rooms) that someone wanted to get rid of because hobos broke in and trashed the place. Im sure someone motivated couldve easily turned it into a source of income

>>2663482
I'd be tempted to pick up some of it.

>>2663712
I hate hobos and wish they would die.

>>2663384
>Filter and mix 10:1 with gas

Boom, 60 gallons of diesel

Multiple logistical problems

The tires are shot and I don't have any, I don't have access to anything with a fifth wheel even if I did, and I don't have a trailer big enough to haul it

But I really want it

>>2663771
Why do you want it?

>>2663783
Storage, and I'm a hoarder

>>2663722
Every hobo dies.

But not every hobo truly lives.

>>2662883
it looks like it was taken with a flip phone and printed out

>>2663355
Throw it in the middle of a hunting property and you have a deer stand you can sleep comfy in. Though maybe you'll find a squatter in it.

>>2663723
you would need to centrifuge it first but if you are capable of that yeah it's 60 gallons of free fuel

Do you think pippa saw the cum tributes

The best thing listed for free within 50 miles of me is a couch. And it's probably worn to shit. How do I find better things

>>2663348
Isn't that Steven Tyler?

Ah yes, the number of professional arborists looking to do free work all for the name of firewood.

Are people really this delusional?

>>2665100
I know a licensed guy who has a portable saw mill who will deep discount tree removal if the tree is worth the lumber

>>2665100
That person looks sort've weird

>>2665174
So at a cost to the landowner still required?

>>2665486
Yeah but discounted

Especially for red oak. Dude loves him some red oak

Oh boy free rape

>>2665574
>Dickinson
Poetry.

weird looking labrador

>>2665574
What the fuck? This has to be the dumbest Craigslist ad I've ever seen

>>2665100
Actually yes. I doubt the guy is licensed/bonded or whatever but he basically uses his free time on the weekends driving around looking for free firewood opportunities.
Hes a weird guy. Nice. But weird.

free algae

End the oppression of Oregon

>>2665574
just asking to get robbed by crackheads

>>2666614
Dr Nou is closing up shop?!

TLC will go out of business without him!

>>2663355
I wonder how many teenagers got finger blasted in that bad boy

>>2663771
Hire a tow truck might even find a cool guy to do it sunday permit style on the bad tires

>>2666614
Thats a good deal a scrap scale AND car covers?
Imagine if you stood the pants up in your yard and used them as a flower bed

>>2666654
Would get it to raise minnows

>>2666654
>1 month
Not a couple years
Missed opportunity

>>2665611
>>2665613
>>2666654
>>2666656
is this some sort of craigslist frontend?

I wonder where the portal goes.

>>2662427
Did it take 2 people?

>>2665574
You deserve this.

duck yeah!

>>2666911
its KSL

>>2667147
Free food, what's wrong with that? Good deal here and it's delivered

>>2667033
Nowhere nice.

>>2667178
Duck is disgusting

>>2667235
Duck eggs are pretty good, granted these two are male, but they'd still make funny little pets even if you don't like their meat.

>>2667235
Why?
>Dakusu
>Suchu magunufisento krishazu
>Eberide u si dem suwimu
>En den u korai
>For onri daku kannu toruri perusivu reariti
>Guroriosu dakusu!

>>2662480
>So which one are you?
A woman pregnant with AIDS.

>>2667168
why do mormons get everything nice?

>>2663723
>diesel saturated with 10 years of gear grindings
What could go wrong?

>>2665100
I'd do it if it were usable hardwood.

>>2667827
>Filter

>>2667835
Whoops, I'm retarded

>>2664363
How the hell do you turn motor oil in diesel fuel just be centrifuging?

>>2662467
The problem with used cat trees is they likely smell like the old cat, which can make the new cats start peeing on everything trying to reclaim their scent. You'd likely need to reupholster everything and at that point it's just easier to build a new one.

>>2663416
Sad thing is it's probably not a manchild who hoarded his childhood cards for too long. More likely a dumb genx/boomer who saw base set Charizards going for hundreds of dollars and cleaned out all the local Targets and Walmarts thinking the modern stuff would be worth just as much.

Around me all the damn boomers are listing their old decrepit chainsaws for hundreds more than an equivalent new one costs.
>Lightly used 1995 Stihl chainsaw (picture of a Husqvarna saw thats been beaten to shit with broken plastic cowling and peeling buna-n) and a FREE (mostly empty) can of chain oil
>$1500 OBO
>Not interested in bartering, I know what I've got
>Only call between 12PM and 3 PM, DO NOT TEXT
>Cash only
Sure thing Jerry, I'm totally interested in your shitty old saw, and definitely wont go buy a new, better, saw for $600 less

Sometimes I call these fucks using burner numbers just to waste their time

>>2668469
It's a fancy smancy way of removing impurities. I would just run it through a cardboard filter and cut it with gas

>>2663783
That trailer, buried in the ground + imitation crabmeat = bunker

>>2662825
Are you from the San gabriel valley?

>>2667578
I did not realize the Mormons have their own specific Craigslist specific to their region. Apparently it does better than cl over there. That's badass

I was looking at a website that shows who thr owner of various property lots is, and in Tampa Florida there are so many lots registered to LDS based holding companies

>>2668723
Post pic

>>2662478
Reminder that toxofags are a j*wish psyop to further weaken the bonds between man and animal. Get fucked, you well-poisoning kike

>>2669694
This is your brain on toxoplasmosis.
Sad!

>>2669694
Cats are native to Egypt, you semite.

>>2667132
Ye it's solid wood. Thankfully it was built real solid so we were able to just grab it from under the top and carry it like that

>>2665611
I've seen a Cross like that before Quarter Lab, Quarter Collie and 1/2 Heinz 57 one of the nicest family Dogs I've ever seen, It also Bagged a Burglar once it was asleep in the garden local Bag Head tried to break into my mates Garden Shed until it dragged him to the ground and my my mates family heard the cries for help.

>>2669719
>t. highest iq pibbie owner

>>2669713
Did you take the drawers out when you moved it to reduce the weight?

>>2669253
I figured it'd be Scientology ones if anything.

>>2667235
I bet cum would be more to your taste, huh, faggot?

>>2667454
can't believe I lost to this shit
we have a nip customer that we do Teams meetings with and they tarku justu reik dat

I scored a free pair of Redwing laceups today from a thrift store. Someone left a box of donations outside and they got rained in so they were just going to throw them away. Washed them good and sunning them now

>>2669694
>>2662480
There are many studies that show that toxo makes you fucking retarded and lowers your risk aversion.

>>2663348
That's a naked Richard Ramirez

>>2664363
>>2668761
My friend who has a diesel car uses paint filters while filling up.
Takes a bit longer but the filters are dirt cheap and you don't need any other equipment to make the "diesel"

>>2669912
I have a three tier system for my used cooking oil. A colander, a pool skimmer and an old pair of pants stretched over a five gallon bucket

>>2669814
So it makes you manlier? Good deal!

>Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!

Worm bros, where y'all at

>>2669816
Kek

>>2663355
>go to pick it up
>load everything except the roof
>ahh shit sorry man, looks like there's not enough room for the roof
>you got it though right?
>right on, thanks dude
>thanks for the tree house brother have a GREAT day
>leave
what's to stop a virile young buck such as myself from totally cucking this old retard into dealing with the roof for me?

>>2666663
>prey mentality
like to see em try

>>2669939
holy shit that's for intestinal worms or ??

>>2662480
>It's evolving

>>2669694
Cats are vermin. Dogs are bros. Cats do not serve their master, they're parasites who feed on fools unable to bond with humans.

>>2663799
Get a quote from a towing company. They move shit like that all the time and have the vehicles, tires etc.

>>2663416
That’s a couple grand worth of cards sold in bulk

>>2666252
Sounds like a serial killer from a law and order episode

>>2669713
Part pit bull for sure

CL is dying, so few posts these days

>>2669934
No, it makes you a liberal woman

>>2669759
I dunno. What does cum taste like?

>>2670543
Your mom

>>2670137
yea sorts great but getting it up your ass is a challenge

>>2669939
It's literally only for worms. It can't be used to sift or separate anything else at all

>>2666252
Are you the guy who’s dad spends all day driving around and gathering wood?

>>2663416
I purchased a lot smallish than this for $20 and sold the better cards for $2500 I apparently had some rare and first edition I don’t know much about Pokémon but I’m glad I bought them.

>>2664423
Dude looks like a lady

>>2665574
Dickinson? If that’s Texas you will definitely be raped by the free masseuse in Dickinson.

>>2663416
You can sell that to cardshops

>>2667578
Because they're a cult with ties to the freemasons and CIA.

>>2662480
A cat typed this post.

>moving from an area where free stuff gets posted on CL every few hours to a place where posts have days between them
I might have to actually buy furniture now, fuck that

not free, but...

Too bad I already have one.

>>2669814
So just like syphilis.

>>2673604
Free spares!

>>2672887
Similarly I found the actual Ginger Billy's Facebook and he was selling the monster truck Honda Ridgeline

>patina
Fuck these people so god damned much

>>2663348
Jim Morrison

>guy has 14 goats to give to a good home
>immediately text link to friend and my father because they want goats
>the post is flagged and removed before they see it

Not sure what I found.

>>2674721
It does look kind of cool though

>>2675168
Looks like you found a faggot...

>>2674078
He made a Honda Ridgeline even more useless! >>2675168
Probably a redditor to "own the biggots"

>>2662427
Not my style, but is that a stainless top? Nice find if so.

>>2665611
>Rehome
for the longest time I was thinking it was a name, like Jerome
why can't americans capitalize properly?

>>2674078
I can't believe that's only 25K, and I wonder if it's technically street legal or not.

>>2669253
It's a Utah thing with occasional listings from other adjacent states. About everyone here uses ksl over craigslist here, mormon or not.

>>2669253
It's a Utah thing, with occasional listings from adjacent states. About everybody here uses it over craigslist, mormon or not.

>>2675420
>Text only

That means it's a poo and three minutes after you text them, you're going to get a Google verification code they're going to ask for

>>2665611
>here's your labrador, bro
>look, it's smiling

>>2663416
Do like pawn stars: find the valuable ones, do packs, find some "influencer" nerd to advertise it and auction them.

>>2669939
I just gave away my (fishing/compost) worms, unfortunately...

>>2675827
Daily reminder to shoot shitbulls on sight.

>>2663799
Maybe you should hoard some tires.

ANYONE HAVING A BABY?

>>2676626
Gender reveal cannons free, never fired

>>2668469
It’s still not a perfect analog to actual diesel, but it’s a flammable liquid with lubricating properties from the oil when mixed with gasoline. The centrifuge will pull out the large debris then should be run through another filter. I personally wouldn’t put it in anything you care about, but most old diesels like a 7.3 idi won’t give two shits.

>>2676632

>>2670543
salty milk ;-)

>>2662599
Kek. Seething chinkoid.

>>2663355
Looks like a Russian apartment

>>2667251
>funny
They're fucking disgusting and shit everywhere, including in their water so you have to change it all the time which means dumping a fuckload of stinking duck shit into your lawn.

>>2663482
I'm in Mesa but that's too far to drive just for pokémon cards.

>>2676626
Imagine youre just walking along minding your own buisness and some rotten teenager fuckin blasts you with a pink cannon he got off craigslist for free

>>2667235
>t. never had foie gras
kys, peasant

>>2676622
Say you'll throw in an extra $30 for a footjob

>>2676632

>>2677093
>torturing animals for taste
Pretty cultured

>>2677312
What? I feed my geese the same way i feed myself
Eating until youre scared you might die is the peak of evolution

>>2662719
buy cheap exacto knife or chinese knock off(or find old one laying around)
remove globe from stand, CAREFULLY cut along seam, open, push that punched in part and fix internals if necessary, line up/test fit, glue back together and put back in stand, oil up said hinges so swivels nice, sell/keep/donate(or sell to antique store that professionally restores them to reclaim valuation)

>>2665517
if you post like this, POST PICS OF SAID TREE's ASSHATS, that will allow said people looking for free tree's to cut, DRY, and use for firewood/projects/timber the ability to give you free cutting/clear of said wood(most likely leftovers from windbreak projects backed by depression era and other government projects that made hunting and good roads/land management possible(no one plants tree's for free no more, all they do is crap one type tree plantings for high costs without follow through watering/care(lots of dead monoculture forests IF those tree's even survive the following years) AND those monoculture forests tend to die with NEXT beatle/weed/fungus/virus infestations

>>2666900
moron bought it, but didn't want to pay for pool chems needed to keep it algae free, unless they break it with knives/sticks/scissors, probable just needs a rinse, and proper usage of pool chems to keep it clear, like guy said, can also be used to keep and grow minnows if legal in area(everything needs a license nowadays though)

>>2669750
Why are you this interested in how someone you've never met moved a desk

>>2675168
that pic is AI generated so this is either a larper or skynet requiring a ford truck and some furniture for its purposes

>>2666614
She ded

>>2670434
Why are the retards afraid of cats also the same retards afraid of food?

>>2677731
Fuck you i can have hobbies

>>2677898
>Why are the retards afraid of cats also the same retards afraid of food?
What the fuck are you talking about? I am neither afraid of cats, nor food, and I don't think food was ever even mentioned anywhere.

If cats have a toxic brain parasite spreadable to humans, is it not prudent to not want to get infected with said parasite? Seriously, you can google it and find many studies on toxoplasmosis that demonstrate that IT IS CAPABLE OF CHANGING THE BEHAVIOR OF HUMANS IN NEGATIVE WAYS.

Clearly you are a butthurt liberal woman with cats and a brain parasite that makes you retarded.

>>2678226
>People worrying about toxoplasmosis still
Literally stop eating cat poop, it's not that hard.

>>2678236
>oh look how cute, Princess Mittens is swatting at my computer mouse! She thinks it is a real mouse!

>>2670178
offerup and fb marketplace are so bad, sucks that it's dying

>>2675178
There's all sorts of free stuff with this kind of patina around Chernobyl and blast sites if you're interested lol

I don't think Australia has Craigslist although we have Gumtree.
Free pallets are all ways welcome, located around the Sunshine Coast.

Wana snake?

>>2678349
Yeah and with FB marketplace you have a bunch of chodes that don't put a price on shit so it ends up in the free section

>>2677093
Foie Gras is Goose you retard.

>>2665574
*no fattys

>>2678226
Really? Then why won't you shut the fuck up about a disease that affects practically noone outside of brown thirdie shitholes? Also, tell us about how scared you are of seed oils and carbohydrates. It's funny. Next year it will be a different food.

>>2678897
Huh.

>>2678979
That's a good find

>>2679024
Gee that sounds pretty bad
>>Most people infected with the parasite do not have symptoms.

Huh.

>>2679027
How do you quantify symptoms that involve altered personality?
The parasite has turned you into an idiot.

>>2679036
Keep being paranoid of literally nothing, you cowardly, weak, excess male.

>>2679053
>literally nothing
Huh.

>>2679097
You're a woman.

>>2679053
>excess male

>>2679153
>You're a woman

Kill yourself

>>2679097
shit my personality completely changed 10yr ago, after I started working at a place with an office cat

>>2679158
I wouldn't worry about it

>>2679097
>anxiety
>autism
I think I was born with toxoplasmosis.
>>2679158
It could also be syphilis.

>>2679343
>I think I was born with toxoplasmosis
It can be passed from your mother in the womb

>>2679344
Its only gets worse

>>2679366

This fucking fallen world

>>2679036
>has no ability to notice shift in own moods
>has no friends or family to point out personality shifts
Pretty sad anon.

>>2679562
>has no ability to notice shift in own moods
>has no friends or family to point out personality shifts
How often do you suppose a shift in personality would be correctly attributed to a brain parasite rather than work/stress/school/relationship causes?
I can only assume you are a contrarian-shill at this point. No one else could be that moronic.

>>2679573
>How do you quantify symptoms that involve altered personality?
>like this
>how can it be attributed to a brain parasite
Pick a lane faggot.

I guess if this parasite is no more disruptive than regular stress you’ll have to move goalposts yet again in your next seething post.

>>2679630
>How do you quantify symptoms that involve altered personality?
>how can it be attributed to a brain parasite
That is the same lane, dumbass

>>2662395
Not Craigs, but how about a free tornado shelter?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/235048711291

How do you know your toxoplasmosis isn't actually syphilis?
Asking for a friend.

>>2674721
>>2675178
>It does look kind of cool though
yeah.. for one photograph

>>2675827
i hate these so bad.

Oh my

>>2682068
I feel like you could make money with them somehow...

>>2682068
>Interesting offers accepted

Lel

>>2662599
you ever...

...had your north america pushed in?

>>2669816
I was thinking Jim Morrison, but yeah I can see it now.

>>2682191
I want that it would make a killer scarecrow

>>2668723
My favourite is going on Craigslist and searching for VHS tapes.
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/rds/emd/d/surrey-gay-mens-adult-movies-vhs-dvd-34/7663985145.html
Its like peering into hellworld

>>2676622
>$10 rehoming fee
why not actually pretend like you give a fuck about the welfare of your pet

>>2682402
Because often when you put no rehoming fee at all dog mommies will flag your prosta again and again

>>2682379
>Are you the video tape delivery man...

>>2682254
Trust me when I say you want nothing from Brampton that looks anything like that.

You can get some pretty decent stuff for free here in Sweden. Lot's of sofas and beds.

>>2682565

I would pick up this bookshelf in solid oak asap if I lived in Stockholm

>>2682550
Why? Being sticky will make it easier to decorate

>>2676197
Additional reminder that they do not flinch at light ammunition.

>>2668723
And a burned up bar. Here is my contribution to dumb questions for shit boomer chainsaw sellers.
Can it cut through doors?
Can you take it apart so I can see the condition of the cylinders?
Okay but can you throw in a new chain?
Can it cut through cattle?
Can a child start it?
Is it bluetooth enabled...bluue tooootth? You know?

>>2682402
in my experience (a whole two examples) if you actually show up they will tell you not to bother with the fee, it's just there to filter out the absolute bottom of the barrel scum

>>2682191

>>2676622
Kinda sad desu

>>2679367
oh fuck

>>2669719
I haven't seen someone type this retarded in years

>>2682191
good morning sir.

>>2684602
Self advertising is against the rules, anon.

>>2677584
Not a period in sight. But this is the real gem.
>(most likely leftovers from windbreak projects backed by depression era and other government projects that made hunting and good roads/land management possible(no one plants tree's for free no more, all they do is crap one type tree plantings for high costs without follow through watering/care(lots of dead monoculture forests IF those tree's even survive the following years)

This is the most confusingly spastic use of parentheses I have ever witnessed. What exactly were you trying to do here anon?

>>2663348
>>>/lgbt/

>>2684698
not everyone is a LISP programmer like you, hacker.

>>2682068
Maybe worth it for a butcher.

>>2684898
>Maybe worth it for a butcher.
>Eating gay meat.
Anon...

>>2684901
I LIKE TO EAT GAY MEAT
GAY MEAT IS THE BEST!
I LOVE JAMMIMG GAY MEAT INTO MY MOUTH HOLES!!D
AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH GAY MEAT INSIDE ME!

I think I just found the only way to escape illinois, picrel

>>2662480
>>2669934
>>2670434
>>2677898
>>2678236
>>2678897
>>2679027
>>2679053
>>2679562
>>2679153
>>2679630
>>2679635
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/

I dont know why this is so glorious to me
I be retart?

>>2685441
Seems a bit unsturdy for an armoire. The actual image itself did make me smile. When would something like that have ever been in style?

>>2685748
Early 90s, wicker everything, especially in Florida. I remember enjoying the feel of the lacquered texture. Mmmm.

>>2663348
These are the famous lost Manson tempera studies. Much like Picasso's "blue period," Charles Manson's work focused on exploring the expressiveness of simple shapes and tones on butcher paper. Next on the auction list; clown paintings...

Why the fuck do I want this?

>>2685848
Would be a fun project and if it's something cheap you could fix and flip for a few hundred bucks

>>2685755
Well i could undertand down in florida wicker furnature would be cool cuz of the possible airflow through it
But like anywhere else it just like... uuuuhhhhhhhh...?

>>2685916
Better than the cheap particleboard garbage everything is today.

anyone into gaming?

>>2686085
Looks like someone made gaming chairs out of gamer navel dust.

>>2686185
with a binder matrix of aged gamer gunk

>>2686188
Kek. Make it smegma or just cola glass sugar rind. Either would be a good definition of "gamer gunk".

i wonder who he stole it from

>>2676632
BRAVO HEMMINGWAY

>>2686514
>half the price up front

The fuck? Like he wants me to venmo him before we even meet?

>>2686564
shall i ask him?

>>2677731
Did you wear gloves? Did you lift with your legs, not with your back? Did you take frequent breaks to rest and stay hydrated? Did you have to pause at the doorways while you and your friend figured how to hook it through?

>>2686514
>free
>send me an offer
people who do this should be beheaded. also holy shit I don't think there's a single thing in that image that points to it not being stolen.

>>2678366
mate these are shit pine pallets. can't see a single stolen chep or loscam in the picture.

>>2686514
Report it as stolen, it likely is.

>>2686696
Free is good enough for a hay shed floor

>>2686697
i don't have any proof

>>2686747
You don't need any, just report it. It's what I do when it looked dindu'd.

>>2686750
i reported it as "misleading" due to >>2686665
part of me wants to lowball him and watch him chimp out but i'm afraid he'll find me and steal my switch

>>2662480
>Toxoplasmosis only affects AIDS patients and pregnant women.
This isn't true. It can infect everyone. It's more dangerous for AIDS patients, because of their suppressed immune system. It's more dangerous to fetuses and unborn children.

>>2686758
>fetuses and unborn children
can these be mutually exclusive?

>>2686762
No some fetuses zare born

>>2685094
Jfc faggot calm down

>>2686696
I wish they sent us those anymore instead it's just shit they nailed together that usually don't fit the racks

Brand new ones make good project wood so its not all bad

>>2686762
some unborn children do not identify as fetuses, check your privelege shitlord.

free tanks boys. what could we make with these? a pontoon bridge or boat?

This has four boxes of different CDs, Christmas music, Glen Miller, pic related, and shit I've never heard of, but they wont let one person take all four boxes.

>>2688443
think it's funny that it's 95% family friendly and then Eminem is right smack in the middle

>>2688402
Really big windchime.

>>2688443
>they wont let one person take all four boxes.
weird, normally they force you to take everything if you want any of it. Do they really think there's going to be so much demand for their CDs that they need to ration them?

>>2688471
>Really big windchime

yeah that's probably the best idea I've heard in years lol

>>2688504
I doubt it, I'm going to give it a day or two and then ask if I can take everything. I know CDs are worthless but they're free and it might be fun listening to random shit until I get bored and throw them out.

>>2675339
>but is that a stainless top
it's wood you dingus

>>2669939
>>2670801
>only for worms named Bryan

>>2682191
>it’s heavy
I wonder if it sloshes about

>>2689024
Depends how full it is

Yeah if you all could quit advertising all your craigslist bullshit here that would be great...