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>> No.2660060

>>2659955
What, you don't want to be able to get an oven fired pizza while relaxing in your Jacuzzi?

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>>2659733
Just wanted you to know that I appreciated your post, Anon, even though I didn't see it until after the last thread died.

>> No.2660072

>>2659955
Sexy sauny and good-a pizza, mamma mia!

>> No.2660141

>>2659955
>>2659956
>>2659957
Having worked as an irl janny in people's homes, these are fucking horrible. The less crevices for water to pool in and go moldy the better. Honestly, a bathroom should just be plain fucking walls with a shower head on a hose.

>> No.2660166

>>2660064
that pic is cursed as hell, i wonder how bad the loss was.

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>>2659955
>pizza and a bath
seems comfy to me. what's the problem?

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>>2659958
I love this.
Finally I can fulfill my teenage dream of shitting in Birdo's mouth.

>> No.2660203

>>2660141
Clean it up wagie

>> No.2660550

>>2659958
>peach transformed into a toilet

New Mario game is looking kinda weird.
Makes me wonder what the power-up item that does this looks like.

>> No.2660761

>>2659958
That's awful.

>> No.2660781

>>2659955
This is actually really cool
>tfw no cozy bathroom fireplace

>> No.2661024 [DELETED] 

>>2660060
Kek, exactly what I was thinking.
God I hate the rich.

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>>2660781
>no cozy bathroom fireplace
wow how poor are you?

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>>2660064
Thanks.

... now I want to put a caption on each image.

Something something reading room

eh, someone can do better, I'm sure.

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>>2661075
Oops wrong pic, and the title was lame anyway.

>> No.2661192

>>2661076
How would you even clean that.
My ideal bathroom would be a single piece of stainless steel so you could just hose it out like an animal cage.

>> No.2661203

>>2661192
>How would you even clean that.

where do you think the term "dirty hippy" came from

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For some reason it rustles everyones jimmies here that I didnt center the toilet under my stand up to pis slot... (aka Velux venting skylight, I love these things)

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>>2659955
>the jew-heated spa
ingenious

>> No.2661683

>>2659957
Is that a brick bed frame? That's actually kind of cool. Kind of.

>> No.2661695

>>2661375
>it rustles everyones jimmies
understandable.
it would be better if it was centered.
the toilet seems to be in the right location based on the shower ... it's the skylight that you'd want centered, but that'd involve modifying the rafters (or planning ahead).

I'm sure it'll be great, probably not a big deal once it's all finished.

>> No.2661894

>>2661075
Surely it's "casa loca" not fucking casa loco. Jesus wept.

>> No.2662034

>>2661894
Do not assume that house's gender.

>> No.2662093

>>2661027
I don't like the positioning of that faucet or the fake stone wall tbqh

>> No.2662099

>>2661075
This looks cozy.

>> No.2662282

>>2660141
Japanese have it right, the whole bathroom is a prefabbed waterproof shell, drain in the middle. Drives me crazy you can’t do the same in America, wood and plaster in a bathroom is ridiculously stupid.

>> No.2662324

>>2660781
It's a pizza oven retard

>> No.2662331

>>2662282

we use latex paint tho

waterproof

>> No.2662369

>>2659957
>>2661683
Its not the fact that ots a bed frame made of brick that is the issue, its the way that guy is attempting an arch that troubles us

>> No.2662619

>>2659956
I like how this looks.

>> No.2662634

>>2659956
This is based actually, but is absolutely designed to kill its occupants.

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>> No.2664146

>>2664137
I only click on these videos to confirm whether the woman has her onlyfans linked in the description.

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>>2664146
That's a bingo!

>> No.2664179

>>2660184
mama mia, it's time for a bubble bath

>> No.2664362

>>2664137
How much of a meme are shipping container houses?

>> No.2664370

>>2664137
>>2664149
I don't click on any 'off-grid/homestead/farming' vids that prominently feature a female whether in the thumbnail or as the channel name because it's always, always just them being whores. In some way they're monetizing their tits and pussy no matter the subject and it makes the channel disingenuous to me.

>>2664362
They were a neat idea 15 years ago when there were so many shipping containers they were giving them away for free just pay freight. They're a stupid idea now.

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>>2664362
They're like the McRib: only around when the economics line up.
Personally I think they make some sense with particular layouts on the cheap

>> No.2664376

>>2664362
They are utterly utterly shit to insulate, and most of these DIY fags just buy the cheapest insulation they can. R13 is generous in these cases.
So they're a metal can thats hot as fuck in the summer and cold as shit in the winter

>> No.2664377

>>2664370
thats all that women ever do anon

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>>2664374
Myself, if I came into a bunch of money I would consider a three container unit cut into a hillside as a workshop on a larger property, laid out in a U kind of like this pic but with a third container as the back wall, with the ground level to the top of the containers. The open section would also have a glass garage door with optional reinforcement in the floor to handle a vehicle lift.
This setup makes some sense because the containers offer a way to compartmentalize sections for individual climate control for precision machining and noise damping.
>And while we're at it, hide the thing further by putting a deck over the top of the containers instead of the corrugated roof, with skylights surrounded by raised planter beds for natural lighting

>> No.2664388

>>2664376
>>2664385
This is why my hypothetical workshop is partly buried and covered: the ground contact will keep the interior closer to the constant 68F desired for machining

>> No.2664398

>>2664388
Careful burying a shipping container. The walls aren't rated for shear loads, and will buckle with barely any force

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Part 1

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>>2665117
Part 2
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>> No.2665123

>>2665118
NGL door-in-the-floor is kino. If only the rest of the house had the same escher energy.

>> No.2665167

>>2665117
>>2665118
God damn that's hilarious.

>> No.2665188

>>2665117
>>2665118
That's fucking great

>> No.2665204

>>2661192
This. I would buy a house with that. Just spray it with bleach and hose it down once a month. Why is nothing built for utility?

>> No.2665399

>>2665204
>>2661192
My dream.

>> No.2665405

Does someone have that kitchen picture with the green jungle design cabinets and green walls?

I saw it some years ago. It got many replies and people were 50-50 wether they liked or hated it.

>> No.2665464

>>2665117
Those stairs are so skinny walking up them is like playing buckaroo

>> No.2665465

>>2664376

They are too narrow anyway l, which means it’s all unable space. Unless you cut all the sides of them and leave the ends. But then you’ll need to need internal horizontal supports to hold the roofs up. And then the ends look ugly so you’ll need to remove the doors and weld in 2.5mm sheet steel anyway.

>> No.2665476

>>2665465
and if you like the metal box look, for whatever fucking reason, you can buy siding that gives you the same look on "traditional" building materials

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>>2665405
I didn't save the jungle kitchen, but I remember it
I did save the jungle bathroom

>> No.2665627

>>2664149
>move off grid
>suck cock on camera for simps
I am in a bad mood now.

>> No.2665628

>>2664362
Depends on how much you wanna spend, I guess.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/300855186/how-a-sixstorey-pod-building-with-79-new-apartments-sprang-up-like-lego

>> No.2665688

>>2665117
That door is actually a great idea; what concerns me more are those paper-thin stairs...

>> No.2665722

>>2665204
don't use bleach on stainless steel retard

>> No.2665734

>>2659956
why is it so nice and so shit at the same time.

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>>2664362

>> No.2666058

>>2664149
If I had an off grid homestead I would crazy fuck my wife outdoors in nature .I have a fetish for sex outdoors

I would get my wife to wank me off into the water supply
I would finger my wife's asshole while doing doggy in the open fields
I would get steamy headjobs in the greenhouse
I would 69 my wife on the front deck while the dogs watch

>> No.2666094

>>2666058
But first you need an off grid homestead.

Then you need a wife.

>> No.2666193

>>2666094
True true

>> No.2666225

>>2661075
Installing that ceiling must have been a pain in the bundt.

>> No.2666679

>>2665487
Thanks anon. I don't remember the jungle both room. But I'm glad someone else remembers the kitchen.
Hopefully someone has it

>> No.2666682

>>2666679
you could dig through the archives, the threads link back to each other pretty much continuously
might have been in the 8th or 9th thread

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>>2665405
>>2665487
>>2666682
I actually found it.
Still looks amazing to me

>> No.2666697

>>2666691
I don't mind it if you lived in the right place

>> No.2666881

>>2664388
Enjoy getting buried alive, genius

>> No.2666886

>>2659957
New dwarf bed looking lit.

>> No.2666897

>>2666691
I kinda dig it. This reminds me of grandparents' basement, which was built out as a mexican cantina/tiki bar, with a rattan bar and rattan furniture withcushions patterned with tropical flora, very "1960s Palm Beach" style. According to family lore it was a speakeasy during prohibition, and there was still a cash register and a few slot machines in the storage closet when they bought the house.

>> No.2666924

>>2659955
This looks based tho. Imagine pulling a pizza out of the pizza oven and eating it in the tub.

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>>2666924
or eating out a jewess in the tub and then pushing her into the oven

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>> No.2667118

>>2661192
>How would you even clean that.

Keep it clean in the first place.

>> No.2667119

>>2667118
NVM, I didn't notice the bath tub. Impossible to keep it clean. You have to seal the grout - basically a layer of resin over every surface. And hope it doesn't crack. And when it gets to bad you just rip it all out.

>> No.2667169

>>2661192
steam

>> No.2667180

>>2661076
>slip on the floor
>get cut in 36 different places

>> No.2667181

>>2666058
>I would get my wife to wank me off into the water supply
Her own water supply, right? Right?

>> No.2667183

>>2661075
Peewee Herman room

>> No.2667185

>>2667113
that tub looks like an inflatable tub
i know its not
but it looks like on

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>>2661076
AH Fuck I didn't even think of that. I'm cringing right now. I hope it hasn't happened.

Would love to know who's place that is, so curious.

>> No.2667225

>>2661375
Skylights over the toilet are amazing, taking a shit with the lights off and the full moon above is a surreal experience.

>> No.2667257

>>2667225
Furry hands typed this post.

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>> No.2667309

>>2667301
That tiny oven and stove is pretty neat.

>> No.2667765

>>2659958
>shit eating peach
wtf

>> No.2667766

>>2661076
how do you find the objects you need in all this visual chaos?

>> No.2667767

>>2665008
NO
>>2666691
you know... it's not 100% bad actually.
I get why it's polarizing.
>>2667301
JFC

>> No.2667774

>>2667301
Looks like a set up for either someone who hunts and cleans deer, or a serial killer.

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OC

>> No.2668059

>>2667192
Scary stuff.

>> No.2668257

>>2668059
is it that scary? gas isn't brightly colored in your country? looks just like old water pipe to me due to the color

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>>2667192

>> No.2668303

>>2665118
>Handle at end of door instead of middle
But why?

>> No.2668304

>>2667113
At least they made it so if I were ever in that room I wouldn't have to carry the microwave across it to kill myself.

>> No.2668312

>>2668303
The photo isn't rotated.

>> No.2668321

>>2667944
is that roll out vinyl flooring siliconed to the, presumably straight to the bare 2x4 studs?
Also shower bars are like $4 and are designed to expand so you don't have to support a (stolen) copper pipe with string.
Overall I somehow preferred my parent's using a hula hoop, a garden hose, and a basement floor drain as a temp shower while we were remodeling our main bath.

>> No.2668351

>>2667301

I like the offset on the bath, very edgy

>> No.2668354

>>2667309

That’s called a freestanding oven.

>> No.2668359

>>2667944
Those studs with only 3/4" of material left around the holes are a bit spooky.

>> No.2668377

>>2661375
>Those walls
America's entire concept of life is that of
putting lipstick on a pig and mutts are fine with it. I hate them so much it's unreal.

>> No.2668387

>>2665118
no peep hole in the door is a missed opportunity

>> No.2668388

>>2666058
>I would get my wife to wank me off into the water supply
they say to never get gay on your own supply

>> No.2668423

>>2668303
So that you can open it from the same angle that you walk down

>> No.2668511

>>2665117
Can those stairs support the weight of one person?

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>>2668321
>Siliconed to bare studs
No; you dumb faggot, look at that hardiebacker behind the toilet. The vinyl is adhered with the appropriate adhesive to aquadefense that is applied over hardiebacker that goes all around the shower. Also those are not 2×4s, it's a trailer. Also I am not a nigger that pipe cost the same as a shower bar but will look twice as cool when done, the redone plumbing is all exposed copper so it's to go with that. I was just retarded and didn't consider that I needed something longer to suspend them it's just an interim set up I posted for lulz. I don't live with mommy and daddy so this was just the fastest way to get a long lasting shower so the lady and I didn't have to go to a gym.
>>2668359
Ikr; im pretty sure that's how they did it throughout the place..

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>>2668563
Baby's first tiling

>> No.2668792

>>2668574
Looks fine for what they were trying to do

>> No.2668793

>>2667192
This was done by a chinese

>> No.2668797

>>2668792
I'm more concerned with the TP holder

>> No.2668848

>>2668792
Thanks anon :) we were happy with how it turned out. Neither of us are contractors but we've been slowly making it comfy
>>2668797
Lmao the lady did a great job repurposing the old water line as a holder imho, I was skeptical at first but it has held well. Obviously not permanent but it just works.

>> No.2669042

>>2668377
That is unfinished drywall. Do you also complain about the look of an un-poured concrete slab?

>> No.2669043

>>2666058
>I would get my wife to wank me off into the water supply
>Honey, did you use enough sugar in this tea, it tastes a little funny

>> No.2669046

>>2667301
>pipes for the tub are a little off
>just rotate the tub

>>2668574
It is weird how they are just tiles, yet you can still tell that they were meant to go on the walls and not the floor

>> No.2669100

>>2664149

she has 2.12M of subs...
why she need an onlyfans?

>> No.2669113

>>2669042
Maybe he's mad that not every surface is made of 500 year old brick

>> No.2669172

>>2669046
??
Bro they are just tiles what are you smoking

>> No.2669173

>>2669172
>what are you smoking
Angel dust. Why?

>> No.2669222

>>2669100
Because Google are absolute cunts and will find any lame excuse in the book to not pay you for a video these days. That's why every Youtuber has to do their own sponsorships.

>> No.2669247

does 4chan not have a home decor/interior design board?

>> No.2669257

>>2669247
Im disappointed in this too.

>> No.2669288

>>2665008
Can't wait for the mold and mildew to climb up the box frame and matress

>> No.2669345

>>2669247
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.2669351

>>2667863
Meh. New installation. Plaster guy comes next week to patch it all up.

>> No.2669353

>>2667225
>taking a shit with the lights off and the full moon above
Based Pajeet.

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>>2666691
this works because the colors are not overwhelming and the illustration has a 'flat' low-contrast look. the artist actually knew what they were doing, unlike the vast majority of 'artists'. I don't like the counter tiles though, doesn't seem like they fit the theme either.

>> No.2669448

>>2667192
How the fuck is it easier to mow down that pipe rather than alter the box?

>> No.2669449

>>2667863
Looks like brick.

>> No.2669874

>>2669100
it's another source of income that takes fuck all work

>> No.2670366

>>2665464
Aye, just loik playin tootinpop, mate. Ain't nothing so fine as when yer cloggin the brisket in for a pennyworth.

>> No.2670491

>>2665117
>That light switch placement
It's like a MC Escher picture.

>> No.2670657

>>2660781
Exactly

>> No.2670659

>>2664362
It's from the you will eat bugs crowd

>> No.2670695

best threads on /diy/
i have gone through the archives and saved all the good ones
anyone know about why threads 3-8 seem to be missing from there though? back when they were numbered
might have the wrong numbers there

>> No.2670763

>>2670695
Not enough fingers left to count that high

>> No.2672088

>>2659956
nothing like a double-stack slip hazard right next to the tub.
might as well just put up a 45 slope to get the job done faster. it'll double as the wheelchair ramp youll eventually need

>> No.2672092

>>2661076
awesome - i was wondering where the best place to lose my mind on acid was

>> No.2672094

>>2665487
you dont even have to get out of the tub, just lift the lid, get up and blast one over the rim

>> No.2672095

>>2667301
>stove next to fridge

I swear, if half of the US's apartments werent this way, we'd save 1bill in energy costs

>> No.2672106

>>2668354
Yes, we all know what they are, but the size is what makes it cool.

>> No.2672112

>>2672092
I genuinely love sitting on the toilet while tripping (sometimes you get those warm sensations where you think you might be pissing yourself, so it takes the edge off), but this bathroom would be way over-stimulating.
It's like it was setup specifically for an invokation of choronzon - just odd bits of partial form slapped together.

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>> No.2672452

>>2664137
>>2664149
Big lol guys

>>2665627
>I am in a bad mood now.
Well I've got just the thing to perk you up, bud
https://erothots.co/video/blbrfzfu/nicollelove-bbc-3some/

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courtesy of /fit/

>> No.2672656

>>2672479
It looks like a poorly furnished basement. I don't understand what's actually wrong with it.

>> No.2672683

>>2672231
>take shower
>someone goes downstairs
>step out of shower
>die

>> No.2672696

>>2659955
Im only confused as to why the statue of the mother Mary isn’t in her alcove

>> No.2672701

>>2672479
Feels like a lot of empty space without purpose, but otherwise fine once you fix that.

>> No.2672781

>>2672656
tiles askew

>> No.2672814

>>2659955
Scarface x Auschwitz, love it

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>>2672479

>work deadend sales job
>buy tract home in Flyover, USA
>finish basement, run out of money
>have to put in drop cieling and hire shitty tile setter
>can't afford to actually furnish the room
>cant afford any wall hangings or rugs
>"yeah its got a wet bar so we can really party down there!"
>"but you have to leave by 7:30pm because we have to put the kids to bed"

The American Dream in action

>> No.2672880

>>2672656

6' ceilings for manlet.

>> No.2672894

>>2672832
This is may well be true, but the pathetic basement is hardly an abomination.

>> No.2672928

>>2661075
This is cool and cozy

>> No.2672956

>>2661075
Need to record an album in that room. Acoustics must be tinny as all hell.

>> No.2672975

>>2666691
I love this.

>> No.2673057

>>2672479
It seems like it used to be an office; new paint, some frames, a furnish near the kids' table, to hold all of their stuff, and is good.

>> No.2673862

>>2672479
this is why you snap lines lmao

>> No.2674240

>>2672479
Why is everyone on /fit/ a fucking manlet?

>> No.2674254

>>2665008
Utterly based, don't even have to get out of bed to piss in the sink.

>> No.2674256

>>2672231
>no bathroom mat
You think they've got a death wish or something

>> No.2674372

>>2674240
/fit/ is the dumbest board on the site
makes any other board you can name, yes even that one, seem intelligent by comparison

>> No.2674381

>>2666021
Keek

>>2672112
The straight crisp lines of bathrooms, along with the mirrors make it a total trap for people tripping.

>>2672832
Nice read of the situation

>> No.2674386

>>2667181
>>2668388
>>2669043
Both me and my future imaginary wife and our kids will drink from this water supply spiked with my cum

>> No.2674699

>>2672832
>WHY ISN'T YOUR HOUSE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH IKEA FURNITURE??
That is what your post sounds like

>> No.2674708

>>2659956
Need to replace the windows

>> No.2674713

>>2668359
They're not load bearing.
>>2668321
The outside walls are probably notched rather than drill through.

>> No.2674757

>>2674699
Your post is cringier than Ikea furniture.

>> No.2674810

>>2674757
It's not wrong though. People that think every square inch of living space has to have shit crammed in it are faggots

>> No.2674836

>>2659958
>tags:
>TF
>NC
>Vore

>> No.2674839

>>2674810
Nothing to do with the original post though. It's a sad looking basement. No doubt the furniture in there is white wood with LPTA veneer. The whole things screams pathetic mancave that his wife forced him to share with his step kids and his old computer desk. She picked out the flooring and had the manager at Home Depot find them an installer, who ended up being a guy who's only qualification was "needing a job to not get popped by his parole officer." The ceilings are as low as his sights for his future. It's all downhill from here. This is the room he'll live in when Deborah takes the kids and leaves him. It'll only get dirtier, and yellower as he drinks himself into a stupor every night until he drops a lit cigarette as he falls asleep and burns the whole place down. It's not full of Ikea furniture because he knows he's got about 4 years before he has to drag a futon down there while they take some "time off" before the inevitable divorce. He's going to have to listen to the footsteps of Giovanni and Randy, whom she calls the velvet hammer. This will be his jail cell where he paces for hours on end, trapped in his own life, impotent to right the ship. This is where his demons will claw their way in from all sides as he endlessly examines every decision he's made the last 10 years, desperately trying to figure out the tipping point. If only he knew he'd be allowed upstairs again. He wouldn't have to prepare every meal on a hot plate that gets too hot and curls the melamine on his "quartz-ish" countertops. He could relax on his couch and watch his TV in his living room. As the machinations of his salvation slowly spin into place in his head, Deborah opens the basement door and sends the kids down. She needs him to watch them for the evening because Randy sold 3 mattresses today and is taking her out to the Olive Garden to celebrate. When they return home that night she loudly fucks him on the living room couch.

>> No.2674861

>>2674839
I can't fathom being that invested in some other guy's basement.

>> No.2675005

>>2674861
It was more about that other anon being wrong.

>> No.2675007

>>2674839
>. As the machinations of his salvation slowly spin into place in his head,

So this is where failed writers wind up now?

>> No.2675021

>>2662093
>I don't like the positioning of that faucet or the fake stone wall tbqh
At least the faucet isn't on the wall side so you can actually change the taps without ripping the entire thing out.

>> No.2675070
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An emergency button to alert help in a hospital...

>> No.2675083

>>2675007
You assume too much. You have to try to fail.

>> No.2675139

>>2672088
I think the floor is mosaic tile. Nothing's going to slip on that.

>> No.2675169

>>2674839
>"the guy might have to live here when his wife kicks him out"
>mfw this is how all europeans live, period, and pay 90% taxes for the privilege of doing so while their nanny state spends it on refugees and """"free"""" healthcare
>mfw third worlders live in literal mud huts
t. Ex-European
I don't understand "muh american dream dumb" crybabies.

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>> No.2675174

>>2675170
lol

>> No.2675188
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>>2674839
There is nothing really wrong with it. The drop ceiling in a home is ugly and out of place though.

It is weird, you write like a guy, but you clearly have female mentality. If you saw a picture of the basement, and your first thought was "wow, they bought their flooring from home depot, what losers" and not "wow, I could fit so many guns in there. I wonder what it would cost to build a false-wall saferoom in there?", then you are a fucking faggot

>> No.2675192

>>2675005
I wasn't wrong though. In fact, you didn't even address what I said in your rambling post. At least not in the 9 words of it that I read. The only thing you wrote was something about it being your time of the month and I am not interested in that

>> No.2675196

>>2664374
my dad did something similar to that 30 years ago
strapped two single-wide trailers together but completely enclosed the spaces between em

>> No.2675200

>>2674839
I love this.

>> No.2675217

>>2675188
>and your first thought was "wow, they bought their flooring from home depot, what losers" and not "wow, I could fit so many guns in there

Wow. Take some fucking pride in your shit. Do a good job and have your guns. Don't live in a hovel.

>> No.2675218

>>2675192
No.

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>>2675217
>>2675218
>Take some fucking pride in your shit
There is nothing wrong with it though, faggot. The drop ceiling is ugly, but even that is a matter of taste or practicality. The craftmanship is of reasonable quality, too. There is nothing there to not have pride in.
>They bought laminate flooring instead of having 18th century teak floors flown in from eastern europe
Not everyone has tons of money to throw at a basement, and not everyone who has money to throw at a basement WANTS to throw money at a basement.

How many dicks did you suck in the time it to you to write that post?

>> No.2675226

>>2661375
>Velux venting skylight, I love these things
these are an abomination on their own

>> No.2675238

>>2674256
>no bathroom mat
>you think they've got a death wish or something
It's screwed down into the top of that door, you fucking elitist.

>> No.2675254

>>2675170
...at least you put in a GFCI.

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>>2675196
A lot of Southern log cabins were built like that, it's called a Dogtrot.

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>>2659955
fresh off Zillow, million dollar house

>> No.2675266

>>2675261
That is almost classy, but instead it looks like the bathroom of a shitty studio apartment in New York that the jewish landlord was too cheap to put the glass shower walls up. Funny how there is a bit of a fine line between the two

>> No.2675270

>>2675170
The coors can is the icing

>> No.2675272

>>2675221
>There is nothing wrong with it though, faggot. The drop ceiling is ugly, but even that is a matter of taste or practicality. The craftmanship is of reasonable quality, too. There is nothing there to not have pride in.

Low hung (improperly) drop ceiling and crooked floors are a fucking joke and so are you. GTFO with that dumb bullshit. I don't care what his floors are but that it was put in by someone with some goddamn pride. If you're ok with "good enough for government work" in your own house you might as well deep throat a fire hydrant.

>> No.2675274

>>2675272
Take your midol

>> No.2675278

>>2675266
It looks like where you'd butcher hookers.

>> No.2675297

>>2675274
Jesus Christ can you get more cringy?

>> No.2675334

>>2667863
What I don't understand is why they did that with the refrigerant line instead of just running it with the drain line straight down. The curve is stupid too.

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a zillow find
"primary bedroom has it's own bath with jaquzzi tub!"

>> No.2675626

>>2675297
>cringe
cringe

>> No.2675641

>>2675365
looks cozy

>> No.2675642

>>2675261
Million dollars and they didn't even paint it well.

>> No.2675650

>>2675365
A master bedroom?

>> No.2675665

>>2675626
>cringe
cringe

>> No.2675761

>>2664362
100% meme, building a normal house will bring less trouble in the long run.

>> No.2675778

>>2675169
It's called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it

>> No.2675879
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2675879

Found on Reddit. I thought it was funny. Apparently his friend did the tiles for free

>> No.2675896

>>2675879
How would that even happen? The outlet box would have to be way too far out of the wall or the outlet is no screwed all the way in

>> No.2675972

>>2675879
Couldn't even cut the cover plate evenly. Baka ass motherfucker

>> No.2676275

>>2675170
King of Lights, do you have enough lamps?

>> No.2676315

>>2669247
/fa/ has interior design threads >>>/fa/17783320

>> No.2676428

>>2676315
/fa/ is gayer than /fit/

>> No.2676435

>>2672452
>the man is a cuck also
It just keeps getting worse

>> No.2676470

>>2665117
>>2665118
>that light switch
>that newspaper
>that wall color
this is 100% in serbia or another exyu country
>>2665688
>>2668511
knowing how we build things they're probably 100% reinforced concrete

>> No.2676479

>>2675169
>t. Ex-European
why would you downgrade

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>>2665117
>>2676470
I mean just look at that light switch. It has to be one of these. Metalka Majur, the worst of the worst. Probably even worse than Schneider Electric.

>> No.2677013

>>2672479
This is my basement lmao. Cost me 509$. Quotes were 11,000 minimum to pay someone

>> No.2677025

>>2677013
>This is my basement lmao
Prove it.

>> No.2677031

>>2676470
Kek good guess that is Serbia. But what do you mean >that wall color?

>> No.2677125

>>2672479
This is my basement lmao. Cost me 11,000$. Quotes were 509 minimum to pay someone

>> No.2677143

>>2667944
Wow. this is almost a good idea.

>> No.2677362

>>2677143
Elaborate

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>>2669448
How are you going to reseal the conduit once it's opened up? Fucking duct tape.
Not saying approve of cutting the fucking flange,
>Abomination thread

>> No.2677398

>>2677387
that wont do anything the breaker trips internally regardless of the switch position
the real chad move is to pull the breaker and tap the bus bar directly

>> No.2677437

>>2675879
>free
you get what you pay for

>> No.2677482

>>2659956
Does anyone else see goatse?

>> No.2677487

>>2666691
This is very nice and whoever did it did a tastefully good job.
The fixtures, counter top, and dishwasher need updating. I'm not sure how you'd do the dishwasher or is that a trash compactor?
Actually I take it back, I love the sink fixture and would only replace the bowl. I have an appreciation for malaise era fixtures.

>> No.2677490

>>2661192
>My ideal bathroom would be a single piece of stainless steel so you could just hose it out like an animal cage.
I'll take your bathroom and do it for a kitchen too. I fucking hate cleaning kitchens. It should just be able to hose it down and move on.

>> No.2677492

>ugh… could you imagine cleaning this?!
This is literally my wife every time and all of you are acting like women

>> No.2677495

>>2674839
When /lit/ers visit other boards

>> No.2677499

>>2677492
its the exact reverse for me, My mom has a bunch of hard to clean and unnecessary bullshit like curtains that cant be moved on a shower that already has sliding glass doors

>> No.2677522

>>2675879
this looks otherwise like a great job so I would just not sweat it and buy an oversize plate cover.
they literally make oversize covers for retard moments like this,
for mounting the top of the plate cover, I would either notch the cabinet, or just smash it on with adhesive

>> No.2677560

>>2677143
Elaborate.
What's with the implication it ISNT a good idea. I need to know it's my home. I will find you and shit in your minecraft mailbox

>> No.2677881

>>2677031
Just everything about it screams Serbian poorfag, they love that fucking color for some reason. Walk around Petlovo Brdo, every 10th house has that color as the facade, all the buildings from the 2000s have it.
Also the shitty laminate flooring (almost understandable, it's much easier to install than anything else) and fucking metalka majur switches and outlets, I can recognize that garbage from a mile away, they used to be everywhere, by now everyone has realized Aling Conel is literally the best you can get here, even compared to western brands. Not sure about NopalLux, never seen them anywhere.

>> No.2677888

>>2661076
How many hippies gave their lives to make this atrocity?

>> No.2677889

>>2665008
what le fuck

>> No.2677906

>>2675261
I have wood on the floor of my bathroom too, some teck like on boats but there is no shower, it's a big corner tub

>> No.2677950

>>2677398
I've heard of people tying breakers like that to stop hooligans from turning shit off
Still bad but it's at least a reason for it to exist

>> No.2678069

>>2665008
that'll be 2500$/month plus utilities and tip

>> No.2678117

>>2664149
https://erothots.co/video/fbnnuakxgufo/nicollelove/
The sad thing is she has a kid.

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>>2664149

>> No.2678442

>>2678117
I like to imagine that she's not an only mom and that this Jake fella from her offgrid videos is also the guy from her pornographic videos.

>> No.2678453

>>2678442
There's no charitable explanation for the BBC threesome video the other anon posted. The dude's a cuck who lets niggers fuck his wife. These degenerates deserve ruin.

>> No.2678461

>>2665204
>Why is nothing built for utility?
You're not married are you.
>Anon the bathroom will be cold all the time!
>I don't want my bathroom to look like a prison cafeteria!
>I just don't like it.
>What if we want to sell this place?
>Can't we spend the money on something else, something we'd both enjoy?
Autism among women is something like 4 to 6 times rarer than in men, which makes the wife acceptance factor for awesome projects very low. Plus it's fucking expensive.

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>>2672479
>>2677125
This is more similar to what it looks like now. When I was educating that anon on /fit/. I told him that he should be buying a home and fixing it up himself, instead of paying someone to rent his whole life.

>> No.2678532

>>2678453
>BBC threesome video
Nevermind my rose-tinted view then. Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.2678564

>>2678485
timestamp in basement

>> No.2678642

>>2678461
You have no idea how much I argue with my wife on stupid shit .
> I don't like the spigot on that sink
> You never do the dishes, hell you leave them on the counter top and I put them away.
Outside of the floor job where she absolutely doesn't want Jewish stair noses, I'm picking the sink and maybe the concrete counter top.

>> No.2678659

>>2660199
checked and keked

>> No.2678681

>>2677482
Fuck, now I do

>> No.2678688

>>2668574
Is that fucking polished tile on the bathroom floor?

>> No.2678696

>>2677950
it's not bad. There's literally nothing wrong with it. Fire and security systems regularly have their breakers locked on to avoid people fucking with them. They will still trip in the event of an overload.

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moving two 2x12 rafters was not an option...

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i cant wait towatch icbms incoming while dropping wolf bait at 0600

>> No.2678977

>>2678688
It is glass tile, mostly
First thing that jewgle suggests when typing polished tile is polished tile floor
*Shrug guy*

>> No.2679004

>>2678485
you didn't say any of that shit to me bitch go fix your crooked ass vinyl mr. prudent investor

>> No.2679099

>>2661433
Imagine the smell

>> No.2679102

>>2664398
Can you explain how containers are stacked 10+ high on ships? Is all the weight carried by the vertical rods in the doors or something?

>> No.2679179

>>2678485
>the spacing
No no no no no no no, no. That’s not right. NO.

>> No.2679196

>>2678974
Looks nice. I like the shower floor.

>> No.2679213

>>2659956
I feel like I have been in that bathroom as a child.

>> No.2679225

>>2679102
Nta but... Do you know what shear force is? I would suggest looking it up and doing some reading and thinking
>>2679213
Yeah it reminds me of prebirth

>> No.2679373

>>2677125
really love what you did with the flooring. the crooked laminate directs you to the heart of the room, the fridge

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>> No.2679475

>>2679473
Part of me was hoping that the box fan was being used as a bathroom fan.

>> No.2679487

>>2667113
These are for prostitutes. Guarantee they rent rooms by the hour

>> No.2679494

>>2676479
Isn't it funny how the euros who say this are the euros who have never travelled more than a dozen miles from their hometown?

>> No.2679498

>>2669113
It's this. Which is made funnier because the majority of yurokeks live in a concrete exposed-cinderblock-wall brutalist commieblock built by as government housing in the 1970s

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Found these on /pol/. Thought you fellas might appreciate.

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>>2679546

>> No.2679555 [DELETED] 

https://discord.gg/ePjJDB4A9M

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>>2679555
>https://discord.gg/

>> No.2679579

>>2679549
nyc be like this a 1500$ a month starter apartment and its a steal
its got exposed bricks dude

>> No.2679678

>>2665118
DOOR ON THE FLOOOOOR

>> No.2679924

>>2660141
Thanks for the advice you've given,

For Free.

>> No.2679926

>>2665688
Yeah you just have to use them only when going downstairs as they are too heavy to hold otherwise

>> No.2679929

>>2669046
>It is weird how they are just tiles, yet you can still tell that they were meant to go on the walls and not the floor
Its the size and the fact that they are rectangles instead of squares

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>> No.2679933

>>2674839
But he finds solace in writing so everything is good in the end

>> No.2679934

>>2675365
>>2672479
These give me the "You are taller but your eyes are on your chest" vibe

>> No.2679936

>>2679930
The bank vault where I store my piss bottles.

>> No.2679943

>>2677125
>Cost me 11,000$. Quotes were 509 minimum
I don't understand what you are saying here. 509 what?

>> No.2679947

>>2667113
>When you ask Motel 6 for their honeymoon suite

>>2679549
>>2679546
I wonder how many people the cartels have murdered outside of this building.

>> No.2679984

>>2675261
>>2677906
They make wood looking ceramic flooring, i hope that's what it is.

>> No.2679985

>>2678696
>>2677398
Good to know
>>2677387
I imagine they could cut the box and bend the cover over it. Anything is better than fucking with that serious looking pipe.

>> No.2679986

>>2661192
I also wish i could make the kitchen stone from one huge ass piece of stone and have no joints.
The goddamn thing leaks.

>> No.2680003

>>2679986
>kitchen stone
is this some third world thing I don't know about

>> No.2680038

>>2680003
yes.

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>>2680054

>> No.2680056
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>>2680055

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>>2680056

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>>2680057

>> No.2680059
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>>2680058

>> No.2680060
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>>2680059

>> No.2680061

>>2678117
That's actually what makes it less sad for me. Normally I hate subscribing to OF creators because I know they just waste the money friovously. But with her, I know it's going to the next generation, and that feels wholesome.

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>>2680060

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>>2680063

>> No.2680065
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>>2680064

>> No.2680127

>>2680064
Has /x/ seen this? Probably the most cursed abomination I've witnessed.

>> No.2680214

>>2679546
that's a nice setup
would miss stargazing in the tub though

>> No.2680310

>>2680061
>it feels wholesome for a mother to prostitute herself

>> No.2680321

>>2678485
you should kys for falling for the all grey NPC retard decor meme

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>>2679473
Did this nigger convert a staircase into a toilet?

>> No.2680458

>>2674708
Tinted in that colour.

>> No.2680619

>>2679930
>>2679931
nice, this is the bunker under the Greenbrier

>> No.2680882

>>2664137
>>2664362
>buy shipping container
>frame the entire thing so it can support a roof
>roof it
>have a house that looks like a shipping container that you still had to frame and roof
it's the dumbest idea imaginable. just build a house.

>> No.2680883

>>2680061
why the fuck would you ever pay for porn?

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>>2680353
I am so confused right now.
I see the black and white, positive and negative/neutral.
I see the ground, green.
What the fuck is the red?
And what the fuck have they done there?
Can someone explain this?????

>> No.2680998

>>2680453
Probably a plumbing solution of some sort.

>> No.2681306

>>2680971
I think black/white are live, and red/green are neutral. Why they did it like that, i have no idea.

>> No.2681424

>>2675170
you shit, don't rip my work

>> No.2681426
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>>2675170
it's an old house, I'll post final results with this bathroom when I'm completely done

>> No.2681652

>>2679473
>wash your hands!
But not the floor, apparently. To think, all it needs is to extend the platform the toilet is on a bit, or at least have a plastic stool up front for your legs to comfortably rest on, and it would be fine. Still retarded, but fine.

>> No.2681699

>>2680061
KYS coomer

>> No.2682192

what should i theme the next thread after boyos?

>> No.2682236

Sadly I don't have the pictures anymore, but I used to live in this cottage sort of house behind my grandparent's and it had a carpeted bathroom. It was mega filthy and I ripped it up at some point and just used the concrete underneath. Why someone chose to carpet a fucking bathroom I will never understand. Some of the tiles in the kitchen came up and the ceiling was kind of falling. Oh and the upper floor in the living room was that shit vinyl flooring and underneath that was yellow wood. That place was a fucking mess.