/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>262542
Knife doesnt seem to be working. Any medical proffesionals?

staple remover

Just leave it be.

how did this happen man, you deserve to tell this story hahahah awesome

snip staple in half down the middle, pull each half outwards parallel to the skin.

you put an other staple into the back of your head, it pushes the one on your forehead out

arent you the gay guy from /o/

get a friend to do it, it's a lot easier that way

>>262542

I'm proud, Son.

Needle nose pliers.

>>262559
All the guys from /o/ are gay.

Being that the staple has imbedded itself into your skull there is no easy(ie. Non painful) way to do this.

Get a buddy to help if you can.
If you are embarrassed or alone do the ole tooth pulling trick.
Tie fishing line around the staple and the other end to the door knob.
Back up until there is just a little slack in the line and then slam the door shut.

Epic tier, tie line to buddies car and have him drive away while it is filmed for youtube later.

>>262818
>imbedded into skull

lol

more like folded over onto itself under the skin

>>262544
It's called a hospital, dude.

>>263055
Nope.
A staple folds when it pressed down onto the bottom plate of the stapler. For OP to get a staple in his head like that, the stapler would have to have been folded open.

>>263055
Like the other anon stated the staple would need a base plate to strike against to fold it.

Besides I was thinking they used a staple gun, not a swingline.

>>263074
He probably lives in America. We don't get to see doctors in this country.

>>263149
True

> just leave it in and post you're "missing brain" message next to it, like on a phone pole.

with your fingers

plyers

Emergency room. Claim you don't have ID with you. Give a fake name and address.

>>263176

Do this. I smacked myself in the lower lip with a piece of plywood and put a hole through it two years ago. Long story short- after four hours of waiting, a nurse came in and put some lidocaine on it, swabbed it with betadine and sealed it with superglue. $487 and they treated a bum for a toe blister before me. I had lidocaine and triadine at my house. Superglue costs 50¢ a tube. Fuck those bastards.

>>263184
The best way to get service at the ER is to come in covered in blood or have an active bleed. This generally puts you to the front of the line.

>>263176
I've done this several times, and I actually even have medical insurance. Don't care, fuck the health care system in this country. I want them all to go bankrupt.

Cut staple in half with sharp small pliers
Work each piece until it comes out

There is really no way to do this nonpainfully, OP.
Not without the help of a doctor.
Get some whiskey and a broom stick or some shit to bite on and a friend with needlenose pliers.

>>263201
>Get some whiskey and a broom stick or some shit to bite on

Seriously? For a staple?

Just grab some pliers and lever it out one leg after the other. Apply some rubbing alcohol (it'll burn a bit, oh no!) and cover the wounds. Slap a bandage on it, use a couple drops of superglue to seal them, whatever.

-apply whiskey to staple
-apply whiskey to mouth
-grab staple with pliers
-rip it out as hard as you can
success.
Mind telling us how the hell a staple got lodges in your head?