/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>be me, 22
>drunk on tranny beer platinum
>put frozen fries in the stove
>wake up 12 hours later to check on my fries
>black and powdery, just right

we had a guy at work who did that
he's a vegetable now

>>2597516
First of all its expensive
Secondly I know someone who left oven on overnight turned it off opened the door and the glass exploded. But that might not happen every time.

>>2597516
My wife caught something on fire in the oven. Started screaming… i ran downstairs so fast i almost killed myself. I just closed the oven, and said just wait for it to burn out. 30 seconds later it was out and everything was fine.
It was a bit of turkey grease, she turned it on grill for a minute to brown the top.
Probably onw of the safest places to catch something on fire.

>>2597617
K but I’m talking about not having anything in it

>>2597617
women are retarded

>>2597516
Because it's expensive is the main reason. I remember coming home from school and my parents had the oven on the clean cycle thing while they were at work all day. Obviously they're made to sustain heat. Now, I imagine they're not made to sustain heat for DAYS. Probably something will fuck up

>>2597516
you'll probably blow out your heating element

>>2597581
Underrated post, have a (you)

>>2597617
>women
>cooking
Will these niggers claim in two hundred years we wuz Gordon Ramsey and sheeeeit.

what if its a gas oven

>>2598635
6 million