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grow kits are illegal here and i have 0 idea about how to grow or use these things but their effects entertain me and i want to try some myself for an experience and i think growing them would distract my mind for a bit

>> No.2470790

Maybe read the very first post on /diy/.

>> No.2470791
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>>2470787
fuck but atleast i can have some insight on the growkits, shrooms are not illegal in many countries so i don't think i should deserve a ban

>> No.2470793

>>2470787
There are infinite resources on how to raise any mushrooms. It's all just a google search away anon.
The best outcome from trying to buy the spores of an illegal mushroom is that you get the ones you ordered and you don't end up on a list or incarcerated. That doesn't always happen and you're gambling if you try it.
Prove to yourself you can even grow oyster mushrooms before you go down this path. Find people who know about mushrooms, make friends with them.
Growing mushrooms is a journey and requires having your life in order. It's absolutely not for underage b& who just want to get high.

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>>2470793
>Growing mushrooms is a journey and requires having your life in order. It's absolutely not for underage b& who just want to get high.
im not underage and im just studying about different topics for my pleasure these days, some anon on /lit/ suggested me to look into them so here i am and i just thought that maybe growing them would be a good experience
>Prove to yourself you can even grow oyster mushrooms
hmm.. sounds nice, i will try anon, thanks

>> No.2470808

Read Cultivating medicinal and gourmet mushrooms by Paul Stamets. It's quite straightforward to grow shrooms once you realize what precautions need to be taken.

Do not buy grow kits, they are a total scam and even the most rudimentary self made kits will out perform it for far less cost. All you really need is either a spore print or a mycelium syringe, both of which are legal almost everywhere.

>> No.2470859

>>2470793
>Growing mushrooms is a journey and requires having your life in order
No it isn't, I grew mushrooms in jars in my closet when I was younger. It's not some spiritual esoteric bullshit, you're growing mushrooms to eat and hallucinate on.

>>2470787
There's millions of "teks" out there, pick one and do it you retard. One thing to note is to not skip on the sterilization stage. My first time, I was inoculating jars in a cleaned glove box and still lost half my batch to mold.

>> No.2471195

>>2470808
>spore print
where do i get a mushroom for the spore print in the first place

>> No.2471206

>>2470790
Gourmet mushrooms are not illegal, but OP is a dumbass so yeah probably best this thread doesn't go to far.

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>>2471206
i never mentioned psilocybin mushrooms in the post, i don't think i should get a ban as i can very well be just curious about gourmet shrooms
so, now tell me how do i go about with growing this le ebic esoteric mushroom

>> No.2471242

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/

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>>2471242
i browsed this forum before this thread and couldn't understand anything

>> No.2471292

>>2471275
Then perhaps mycology isn't for you. There's plenty of clear and accessible guides.

>> No.2471295

>>2470787
They are illegal here as well but I was young and brazen, said fuck it, and ordered the spores through the mail. This was pre 9-11 though, so take that with a grain of salt.
Got everything else I needed from a brewing supply company.
Just follow the directions on the kit and you will have more mushrooms than you know what to do with.
Also, If I were to do it over again I would look into how to save these fuckers, because I ended up just eating most of them over a week, and it's really not good when you have to go to work and interact with the public.

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>>2471295
>here's my advice from 20 years ago

>> No.2471315

>>2471295
>how to save these fuckers
Dry them? I hated the taste of fresh mushrooms, so I dried them (supposedly you lose a bit of potency, but I didn't care) and put them in 0.5g gel capsules. That way you get a long shelf life and a measured dose, which is handy for dialing in your optimal dose for a given result.

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>>2471292
nvm, I'll just read the book other anon above suggested
>>2471295
>pre 9/11
anon...

>> No.2471349

if youre completely braindead just order some pre-steralized spawn bags and a spore syringe of your choice then jab the syringe into the bags and inject them with spores trying to be as sterile as possible

>> No.2471389

>>2470787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz2DTq8tCeg

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>>2471389
me retarded
me don't know where find spore print
me country shroom illegal
what do ?

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>>2470787

>> No.2471586

>>2471307
Thanks for your concise input, guide, and details.
Fucking zoomer trash

>> No.2471592

>>2470787
The shroomery an YouTube are good resources. Join their discord and I'm sure you'll find people who are very knowledgeable on those oyster mushrooms you want to grow.

There are lots of YouTube who go over mushroom cultivation.

And basically all mushrooms grow the same way.

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Ask Uncle Ben .

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>>2470791
truffles too fancy for your mushroob fantasy? growing mushroobs is totes allowed at /ck/ big chungus
>>2471678
sshhh

>> No.2472862

It have to be in the dark so put it under a tree or in a cave no torches around

>> No.2473616

>>2471496
>find someone that grows shrooms
>ask for a spore print

>buy a spore syringe in the internet or
>find a spore bank on the internet
>buy or ask them to send you a spore syringe
>tell them to mark the syringe as "for research only"
>if you ultra parnoid just use throwaway email, use a private mailbox (if available) and pay everything with memecoins

Here's a spore bank that I almost sure is working:
https://www.freespore.com/

Helps if you tell us what Cunt are you from.

>> No.2473780

> Google PFTek
> $60 materials
> Grow any saprophytic mushroom you want

Good luck son.

>> No.2474046

>>2470787
I'll give you the same advice that I give to people who are asking for lifting advice. Don't trust any comment here because you're not knowledgeable enough to tell truth from falsehood. I won't bother telling you any tips because it will contradict some other posts in this thread and I'll just be adding to what is a confusing and contradictory mess for you.

Go to shroomery and find a guide which is posted by one of the old heads and uses a tried and true beginner's method. Follow his steps exactly and do not listen to any advice that contradicts the guide you are following. As long as you do this it's impossible to fail.

>> No.2474069

>>2470796
>some anon on /lit/ suggested
gtfo and never come back you absolute mongoloid

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>>2474069
>gtfo and never come back you absolute mongoloid
why do you hate us so much ?

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>>2474046
>Go to shroomery and find a guide which is posted by one of the old heads and uses a tried and true beginner's method. Follow his steps exactly and do not listen to any advice that contradicts the guide you are following. As long as you do this it's impossible to fail.
thank you mista

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>>2474246
Only Bakkerchads are allowed here.

>> No.2474644

>>2474246
this webm always spookes the shit out of me