/diy/ - Do It Yourself

get out

That's not my hand.

>>24028
lol someones mad his mom wont buy him a fake rubberized vag

I think /jp/ would be more interested. Talk to them about it. Seriously.

>>24039

Y'know what's strange, I went to /jp/ one time because I was curious about some japanese thing, and they screamed at me to leave.

I was so confused. They gave me random suggestions of other boards to try, but all of the other boards said to go to /jp/.

I then got pissed at their lack of hospitality so I made a thread on dozens of boards telling them to troll /jp/.

Most butthurt I've seen in years. Good times, good times.

>>24053
/jp/ is a bunch of whiny faggots. Pretty much all the SUPER weeaboo boards are.

Seriously, you can make a thread on a subject and get flamed to shit for it, then come back later to see someone started a thread with the same topic and it's going better than yours :/

polite sage for not /diy/

>>24028
>>24039
>>24110

so ur like a diy cop? why do you care so much.

>>24053
>I then got pissed at their lack of hospitality so I made a thread on dozens of boards telling them to troll /jp/.
>Most butthurt I've seen in years. Good times, good times.
Are you retarded?
You were behaving at least as butthurt as they were.

>>24125
Wrong kind of DIY

>>24147

Butthurt was had by all my friend. Indeed I had my share, but I say I made a profit on lulz.

Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

>>24125

Not who you're responding to, but when your response is off topic from OP's post proper etiquette is to sage.

>>24175
>4chan
>etiquette

Ahhh fuck it's a redditor! EVERYBODY DOWN!

>>24053
>I then got pissed at their lack of hospitality so I made a thread on dozens of boards telling them to troll /jp/.
Sounds like they did the right thing in getting you to leave.

>>24181

>hurr durr I don't understand causality

fuckin plebe

>>24167
i don't know who you are or what relation this is supposed to have to the thread

but i can say with confidence that this is the shittiest post ever

>>24188

Ooooh so edgy. What's the matter. mommy didn't give you enough hugs?

lol sagefag is a total fag

>people flip out when anyone mentions anything which could be even remotely linked to weed
>constant fleshlight threads, even ones like this that don't involve making things yourself

>>24167
>I made a profit on lulz.

EPIC WIN XD LULZ ANONYMOOSE IS LEEJUN
YOU SURE SHOWED THOSE WEEABOOS

>>24187
Better a few temporary spam threads than housing shitty poster forever.

>>24196

i think the "matter" is that you're a gigantic faggot

>>24226
>>24231

>>24218
>>constant fleshlight threads, even ones like this that don't involve making things yourself

i think making your own orgasm is pretty diy.

>>24237

>>24259

Ohoho! You sure showed me!

>>24167
it probably went more like this:
>faggot: hurf durf /jp/ tell me about something you never talk about i'll just not lurk like a piece of shit new faggot
>/jp/: get the fuck out
>faggot: BAWW WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME LOL BUTTHURT ASSMAD FAGGOTS LETS RAID THIS SHITTY BOARD I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME

>mfw /b/ kids go to /diy/
>mfw /diy/ was only good on the first day of its existence

Too many normal fags on this board OP. Like I asked last time though, hasn't a recipe been leaked for the mixture to make this? Even if it's just the ingredients I'm pretty sure I can figure out how to make one.

>>24271
>mfw I haven't browsed /b/ in years
>mfw I'm only trolling because everyone is taking themselves way too goddamn seriously and I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck what they say.

>>24293
>tumblr
>mfw people think that trolling means posting something at some point about anything that someone somewhere responded to in any tone whatsoever

>>24293

listen as hard as you can, you stupid cunt:

nobody gives a fuck why you are making shitty posts

nobody gives a fuck about you

we just want you to stop making shitty posts

>>24312
>>24315

COMR INTO MY WEB MY PRETTIES!!

the funny thing about people who call themselves "trolls" is that they think they've achieved EPIC WIN XD no matter what kind of response they get. even if everyone ignores them they will just keep bumping their own threads

alright, these goddamn sextoy threads....

The thing in the picture costs about $15.

This is one subject for which homemade = retarded.

If you're too young to buy one, you're too young for 4chan. It's 2011, masturbation isn't a crime, neither is buying a pocket pussy, so just man up and get one. Also, if you do live where masturbation is a crime, you have bigger problems than needing a homemade pocket pussy.

>>24278
I remember it involved cornstarch and hot water in a cup, then sticking something in the middle and putting it in the fridge. I tried making it and it didn't work really well.

>>24293
>>24335

Why do you try so hard to make it seem like you're trolling? It's gotten so pathetic I feel bad for you.

>>24363
Just fucking ignore him already. It's obvious he's one of those EPIC WIN kids who thinks spouting "u mad" and posting trollface over and over again makes him a super awesome troll.

>>24363

>implying replying with half-baked response is hard

U MAD?!?!

>>24363
1 cup potato or corn starch
2 cups water

mix 1 cup water with 1 cup starch in a microwavable cup
mix that with another 1 cup of water
microwave for 1 minute
poke hole 3/4 way
microwave 30 seconds-1 minute
poke something almost exactly the same girth as you penis 3/4 way
stick in freezer for 40 minutes - 2 hours

Never been able to do it correctly, always crumbles between my hands and penis.

Fuck this tumblr kid posting.

>>24381

wait 'til he whips out new trollface. it'll really be on then.

>>24362

>pocket pussy
>mfw my pocket is actually a pussy

>>24392

HEY GUISE I GOT DIS GREAT IDEA

spend time on intellectual endeavors and social skills,
Acquire intelligent girlfriend.

Fuck her?

OMG WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT

if you're fucking a real girl you don't need to waste time on fucking a toy.

holy shit I'm a wizard.

>>24392
dude thats gay as fuck. just spend the 60 or 70 bucks and buy a real fleshlight.

I cant imagine making a fake vagina mold, pouring in cornstarchfuck mix and then trying to fuck myself.

>>24381

Quite honestly that's probably where the majority of the enjoyment comes from. The fact that you guys have so little self-control that you get so butt ravaged over some idiot hundreds of miles away...

That's why I'm a master troll, KING of trolls, even!

>>24421
king of gaylords more like it

Here u go OP

>>24434

>>24413
Why are you so mad?

>>24417
I've had two fleshlights, both split after prolonged use.

I seriously don't understand why everyone is so upset over me attempting to make a fake vagina. It's more pathetic than what I did.

WHOA THERE BUDDY!
Sex toys are NSFW, /diy/ is a safe for work board.
I'll be reporting you to the mods, y'know! >:C
Enjoy your ban!

-Robin, protector of i/diy/ots

>>24413
but that would take time out of OP's rigorous trollface-posting schedule! WHEN WOULD HE FIND THE TIME TO THINK OF NEW AND EXCITING VARIATIONS OF "XD"???

>>24456

>>24456
That wasn't OP he was quoting.

How retarded can you be?

>>24455

haha oh wow
10/10

>>24455
i just got fired cuz my boss caught a glimpse of that gay NSFW batman pic. now im jobless thanks asshole.

>>24413
even better, waste time and money on a girl, get her pregnant and drag another person into this pitiful world. Thank goodness for morons like you who keep the human race overpopulating.

>>24460

>mfw I've been letting him think I was OP this entire time

who is this "robin" guy and why is he not admin of the universe

>>24024
Homosexuality is always SFW; vaginas, however, are not.

successful thread is successful.

>>24473
Well great, inb4 404.

>>24482
>entire thread 404s because of one poster

>>24474

And guess who made it successful?

Your welcome, OP.

A tip of my hat,

From your friendly neighborhood master troll.

>>24492
It has happened before, maybe not on this board.

tl:dr Just go to bed already.

>>24512
You're posts; altogether look like they were written by a team of filename.

>>24387
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDXXDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDD A BIG ONE XDXDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>24512
Well golly jee wiz, aren't you such a new sport!
Going about claiming a title that is given rather proclaimed;
You're either full retard or full newfag! :3

>>24535
You aren't helping any.

robin fetish is disturbing

>>24024

>>24542
Well this sure is ain't no join force effort by you yellow bellies!
I'm a certified superhero with tights; step aside citizen of 4chodes. Robin is here to protect you i/diy/ots.

>>24512
>this is what redditors actually believe
You're only making a fool out of yourself. Trolling isn't just posting and getting a reaction.

>>24535

I'm neither.

I'm the troll /diy/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, you'll hunt me, because I can take it. Because I'm not our hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

everyone in this thread is a faggot except me

Homemade Fleshlight - Homemade Sextoy design using elastomer oil gel polymer.

Materials:

1 - FDA Grade Thermoplastic Elastomer
1 - Mineral Oil from the Grocery Store or Pharmacy

The process is as simple as heating the mineral oil and thermoplastic elastomer gel together and then pouring it on a homemade epoxy mold. Elastomer oil gel is the latest material used in sextoy design, it is currently used on the production model of Fleshlight,Cyberskin and Tenga.

>>24562
it was 10/10 till the last 3 words. now its 0/10

>>24562
Also this >>24573

ded thred is ded

>>24628
stop posting
go to bed

>>24645

wut

>>24645
>>24628
>>24651

this post is fucking useless

kill yourself

>>24450
>>24456
>>24465

Sad sad lonely individuals.
it's called a condom.
And don't be a fucking freak.
It's not some super secret how to get a girl.

Keep making excuses as to why jerking it is ok.
Fuckin permavirgins.

>>24682
you're trying to hard to be alpha, bro. Don't worry, it will all work out when you turn 7.

Could really care less what you think of me.
I just hope to inspire some basement dwelers to get out there.

I'm not an alpha. I just get shit done.

>>24709
That's possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen hahaha you guys keep doing what you're doing, fuck it I tried to help.

>>24682
Again, why are you still mad?

Granted I've only fucked chubby girls and no where near the line of 10's you must run train on; no permavirgin here.

I'm pathetic for making a vagina; you're pathetic for trying to make me look pathetic when it is clearly visible.

>>24713
>I'm not an alpha. I just get shit done.
>browse 4Chan 24/7

>>24713
>get out there
You're on the same site, bucko.

>>24682
fuck you I'm really skilled with my hand
also bet you won't say that to my face fucker in real life not over the internet
I'd beat dat ass

I've had partial success with this, but have only tried a couple times. With some more tinkering, I think I can achieve great success.

fags just ask /b/ for the fleshlight hack infographic
I've seen it there before

>>24728
Bet you would sport.<3

Keep making excuses, eventually you'll have a good one, like jerkin it is good for you're heart or some shit hahaha

>>24736
Oops...wrong image. Try this one.

>>24722
not the dude youre talking to, and i enjoy a good wank like every other guy out there, but youre kidding yourself if you think everyone on 4chan is a sexless reject. im here too and yet i find a way to get laid fairly regularly, as im sure many of us to.

although just probably not anyone in this thread, because seriously.. if jacking it is such a big part of your life that you need to talk to other people on the internet about how to create your own masturbatory devices then youre fucking pathetic. if youre sick of using your hand, go get laid.

>>24777

Some of us have social anxiety and/or no confidence and, thus, couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $20s.

>>24777
no bro no, I'm directing all this at the people innthis thread.

and the occasional wank is natural, but to obsess over it like these freaks is fucking sad.

>>24787
Lmfao kill yourselves for being pathetic wastes of life if you couldn't do the one simplest act a human does.

Fuck a bitch.

Seriously. Holy shit hahahahaha you're so pathetic that it's funny.

>>24800

meh. I enjoy life nonetheless. You only live once. Might as well live it for as long as possible. Who knows, maybe I'll learn to gain some confidence someday.

Briar Pipe Gentleman, you sir are a God. Why are you here? No seriously, gtfo.

>>24787
seriously? every single one of your ancestors was able to have sex. every single person in your family's lineage got laid, from your parents all the way to the fucking amoeba that crawled out of the sludge to evolve into you. if you literally just cannot get your penis in to a consenting vagina then you deserve to die a virgin.

>>24392
>Never been able to do it correctly, always crumbles between my hands and penis.

Taken out of context, this line is fucking hilarious.