/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Took this banter meme picture from /int/

I like the idea, but i would put a seat inside and a small hose pumping air bubbles on my balls.

>>2465700
could use a fishtank bubbler

>>2465700
Eat some beans

>>2465562
I doubt there is coke in it, it would loose gas real quick if it were

>>2465918

Just like in my animes!

Do people piss into jacuzzis or bath tubs when relaxing, knowing the piss wont drain?
Sitting outside in the sun in a barrel of water with air bubbles blowing on your balls, drinking beer and smoking ciggs sounds like awesome, but getting up to go take a piss especially due to beer sounds like a hassle.
But the longer you sit, more piss in the barrel, circulating and getting mixed due to movement and air bubbles bubbling at the balls.
I can sit, drink, piss and not move for 10 hours but only if im sitting in a shallow part of a river that flows fast, the piss does not accumulate and cold water is omnipresent splashing into my lower body bellybutton down.
Imagine sitting in 500l of water and the level keeps rising and in 10 hours time a 3rd of it is piss and its no longer cold.
You need some ice every 15 minutes.

>>2465700
Just copy Dr. Lambright's idea from the other thread >>2460092. It's so great you might even start to lose skin from your hobo feet.

>>2466098

>>2465559
>Moisturized
>In my lane
>Flourishing

>>2465559
Looks pretty in his unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused, flourishing.

>>2465918
This nigga eatin beans.

>>2465918
BEAN
O
Y

>>2465559
carmella can you shut the dooooooooooorrrrrr

>>2465700
Did that exact thing for my 28th birthday. My friends came over for a barbecue and i refused to get out of the barrel, proclaimed myself king.
They had to go buy beer, set up the grill and service me.
Their wives and gfs came over as well, invited 10 people i didnt know, they all hailed the king.
I got fed sausages and burgers wile sitting in a barrel, drinking beer and pissing.
I pulled in a fat chick i didnt know as a joke and the barrel almost burst, she did sit with me for a few minutes though and poured in more water when she got out.
Once i was worried if i actually can get up, turns out i couldnt because i was so drunk and sunburnt.
At the end of the party they tipped the barrel over and had a laugh, i squirmed and screamed like Ace Ventura out of a rhino, then hosed me down because it WAS 90% piss.
Best birthday ever and it was peak korona era so people were in mood to unwind and have fun anywhere anyhow

>>2466274
Anon, you made my day.
Thanks the King.

>>2466274
All hail the Barrel King!

>>2465560
lmfao

>>2465560
Jaw dropping

>>2465562
JOHNNY'S IN AMERICA
JOHNNY WANTS TO SUCK ON A COKE

>>2467467
>reverse image search this
>the sign is edited
damn I was about to laugh too

>>2466098
I never managed to piss underwater. There's no real pressure difference like there is with air.

>>2466131
I'm disappointed the talk with metokur didn't materiealize.

>>2466131
>>2468510
Holy shit. Can it get any worse?

>>2467467
SNEED

>>2468488
The pressure comes from your bladder muscles.

>>2468658
80% confident you piss by relaxing muscles

>>2466387
>spills one drop of basedsauce

>>2466098
Just don't piss

>>2468512
I can't fathom being proud of that.

>>2468633
Unbelievably based.

>>2468736
Have a doctor finger your asshole asap

>>2466098
Just stand up and piss on the ground you nonce you're already outside

>>2467286
NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH

>>2465559
wayne

>>2469766
I never heard this song, thanks

>>2470234
There's a ton of great lesser known Bowie stuff out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up80J26YZfA

pretty much this whole video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbbqQAsOpk

>>2466274
comfy read

>>2470366
she's an animal crossing villager. I like it

>>2466274
Glad I read this

>>2470415
I've seen worse, at least this will vent. Ive seen whole add-on bathrooms put in by retards that either werent vented at all, or they tried to use an air admit. valve for the whole thing. Those only drained until they didn't lol.