/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2442767
Most powerful powerful pet hair erasing tool on the market? That'd be a .44 Magnum. It'll blow a dog's fur clean off. You just have to ask Rover, do you feel lucky, pug? Well, do ya?

>>2442767
there are spiky roller to catch hair out of your fabrics. In general you need to vacuum a lot more.

Invest in a lot lot of packing tape

>>2442769

Look for a brush with rubber hairs (?) specifically for pet hair. They make vacuums with rubber rollers for this specific purpose. Surely they make brushes for it too.

Also de-shed your dog more often.

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>>2442904
You’re going to get monkey pox

>>2442767
Phase out polyester clothing and other synthetic fibres. They're basically plastic and build up a tiny static charge. This is what is making the dog hairs stick. Consider changing their dog food- maybe they're getting too much protein (dogs shed hair to lose excess protein) or some other issue, but it's often diet related.
Also Google "furminator" the dog brush is a life saver for me and my hairy fucking demons.

>>2443022
>it's often diet related.
Ive had amazing results from Missing Link supplements with animals that had skin and coat problems and so have most of the people I turned onto them.
>Also Google "furminator" the dog brush is a life saver for me and my hairy fucking demons.
Second this, you can also use it to *gently* drag across woven fabrics to pick up hair as long as they arent a really loose or rough weave.
The only caveat is that some dogs with finer and/ or curlier hair hate them because the tight toith spacing pulls their hair, and the size isnt optimal for smaller dogs who also get poked and raked by them in tight areas.
For those dogs a de-matting rake style tool like picrel works wonders too

>>2442767
theres no other way

>>2442767
who fucking cares about pet hair?
be a fucking man and own it, dont let others influence you.

>>2443035
This, vacuum the dog.

>>2442769
Only a non human aka a now white would joke about killing a doggo. Fuck you chink

>>2442767

Name your dog breed 1st of all.
Firstly, go read up on your bread of dog. Second, get a 'furinator' brush, and a 'wide teeth' metal comb.

source: great pyrenees who just blew her coat for summer over the past 2 weeks. She now looks like a different dog with amount of fur lost.

>>2443323
>Only a non human aka a now white...
What did he mean by this?

>>2443029
pic related is 30 minutes with that de- matting rake, and not even all the stuff that came off...after a bath probably a third that amount more will come off with the FURminator.

>>2443373
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT>!!>!?

>>2443373
is that a rat or a weasel?

if you're trying to get it off carpet or clothes, try a lilybrush, a small squeegee sort of thing

>>2443501
>>2443506
>is that a rat or a weasel?

Pretty much, maybe some chupacabra mixed in.
True story- when we adopted her we went immediately to the vet to have her looked at, she was mangy and had been abused and was a physical and emotional mess that shrieked like a smoke alarm when frightened, and looked like a possum that fell in a campfire.
Sitting in the waiting room the first person we talked to as new owners was a lady who kept stealing glances at her and asked what she was, we didnt know...after a couple of minutes she finally said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but you know what she reminds me of?...
"A possum that fell in a campfire?"
"Well, that too, but...you know those ratty old fox fur stoles you see sometimes at the thrift store...?"
"Exactly"
She's described at the dog park as "that baby hyena looking thing" when people who don't know her name.
I've seen people literally gasp and do the pearl clutching hand motion when she surprised them out in public, even on a leash it looks like some kind of imminent zombie badger attack when she comes towards you.

>>2442853
I don't keep my dog in a shed

>>2442769

>>2443355
how can he do two things first

>>2443373
it looks like a taxidermy dog gone wrong.

>>2443373
it looks like a corgy coyote mix.

>>2443373
looks like a drawing of a dog done by a 4 year old.

I've had good results with those things, they catch the hair and then you run them through a sheath that removes them from the brush and where they can be collected.

It worked for newfoundland and chow chow hair, I don't know about the short stuff.

>>2443373
That thing looks psychotic

>>2443095
I tried vacuuming the fleas off my sisters dog once it didn't work well

>>2443022
the static cling is a monster, my mother would spray my clothes with a water bottle just once per square foot then apply the lint roller.

>>2443323
>doggo