/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2414119
Is it weird I get along with the females on the jobsite better than the macho men. Become her friend.

>>2414126
I would but she sucks

>goin out for beers after work
>she invites herself
>"hey look at that sweet piece at the end of the bar"
>elbows us and says this and time literally any woman walks in
>mfw we're just trying to watch the game

That's just one story I've got fifty

>>2414129
You should have invited her first of all. Shes clearly trying to fit in and be nice, instead she could be trying to make your life miserable. It'll get better.

>>2414129
hit her as hard as you can, then pee on her to assert dominance

>>2414129
Sounds more fun than some miserable old boomer dude who constantly complains about everything

>>2414129
This is key, what game were you watching? Cause if you were watching something boring as shit even something like leering at barflies sounds like a better time.

Next time she does it you should ask her if she knows how to install a 3-way switch

>>2414129
>>"hey look at that sweet piece at the end of the bar"
>>elbows us and says this and time literally any woman walks in
Kek. This is literally toxic masculinity.

>>2414249
It unironically proves that "toxic masculinity" is bullshit, there's no personality traits or social behaviors good or bad that are exclusive to one sex or another.

>>2414322
>all women are butch lesbians
genius
>>2414129
Stop being a degenerate alcoholic, also sports are gay.

>>2414129
>seethes silently irl
>"hey you guys wanna hear about my new baws omg"
>"can't believe someone is actively trying to get on my good side, it's such bullshit waaAAAaah"
if you're trying to just watch the game, maybe say that? Get a clue from >>2414130.

>>2414129
Ask her to be your wingman, fool.

>>2414119
OP is too stupid for social engineering and would rather seethe like the bitch xir is. Fags hate dykes so this is natural.

>>2414129
She sounds hilarious and fantastic. Youre just lame.

Bumping with another story while I'm on break. Buncha y'all are being troons btw.

>Be me
>Ass crack of dawn
>1st cigarette and 2nd coffee of the day
gurgle gurgle
>Time for my morning shit
>Job site only had 2 johns and nobody uses the second one for reasons I won't mention here
>Walk over to the John, try handle
>"Occupied hoss"
>Whatever guess I get paid for a second cigarette while I wait.
>Not even gonna pretend to work while I need to shit
>Door opens after like 15 minutes
>Boss walks out followed by the most rancid smell I've ever smelled
>I make my own catfish bait so stink doesn't bother me usually, but there was something unholy about this
>Makes eye contact with me
>"Period shits, you might want to use the other toilet"
>Chuckles, pats her belly and walks off

I tried to shit in that stall but literally started gagging. I ended up taking some tp and jogging off into the woods

>>2414403
Aw fuck naw.

>>2414334
sorry, you have to be eleven to post here.

>>2414129
You oddly picked the perfect pic for yourself, a boring angry NPC. While she sounds cool and nice to be around

>>2414403
>her shit stinks
Oh noes!

>>2414426
>b-b-but she's b-b-buuuuutch!

>>2414403
Lmao. Everything you say confirms my belief that you're just being a snowflake.
People take dumps, she even acknowledged it stinks. Grow up and lighten up dude.

>>2414454
Sorry, you have to be eleven and *not manifestly retarded* to post here.

>>2414520
>why can't you understand she's a lesbian!!

>>2414524
Sorry, you have to be eleven, not manifestly retarded and capable of differentiating the actual posts and opinions expressed itt from the voices of demons and domestic pets you "hear" in your fevered brain to post here.

>>2414119
sounds qualified to me, bet she can haul bags of cement with the best of them
>>2414129
what kind of retard wants to watch woke-ass professional nigger kneeling (with short breaks in between to kick or throw a ball) when you could be looking at pieces of ass? at least she's fitting in with the rest of you guys, you're all confirmed to be just as faggoty as your new foreman.
>>2414403
audible kek and based as fuck

>>2414403
>>2414129
Foreman sounds based as fuck honestly.