/diy/ - Do It Yourself

A working man hasn't time for tobacco.
Smokers are lazy bums.

>>2401792
>funneling money to the nicotine jew

Don't even chew, shit costs money and your health suffers because of it, literally zero reasons to cuck yourself to (((Big Tobacco)))

>>2401792
only the boomers still chew. Everyone drinks coffee though. Energy drinks sometimes. Some smoke only the retards and unporductive people who just stand around.

>>2401817
>>2401817
>>2401834
If you smoke and still get paid the same I might start smoking then too. You get a break and do less work and still get paid the same as hard working bootstrap anons

i like smoking occasionally
like i'll buy a few packs a year and usually end up giving the pack away before i get any desire to finish it
i don't really understand the whole making a habit of it though
desu i find sunflower seeds a much more satifying oral fixation habit to mindlessly occupy me while i work

just about everyone my age vapes or uses juul/breeze, but i enjoy a cigar every other month or so. Not something i do regularly

>>2401847
Good point. If I ever work a bullshit office job around women I will start smoking cigars just to slack off and offend them with my pungent odors.

I literally cringe whenever I drive past construction workers taking smoke breaks. I don't know how they subject themselves to have labor like that, in their 30 to 50 year old bodies while also coating the inside of their lungs with tar

>>2401792
>Does DIY Smoke?
No, and only for odd circumstances.

>turn 18 in 2008
>skater potheads, peer pressure to smoke cigs because it fit the label/style everyone tried to project
>smoke Djarum Blacks because they taste good and look cool, emo/scene was just dying
>Obama bans all clove cigs
>same year Camel Crush and Camel Snus comes out, always thought Joe Camel was fucking cool as a kid so start smoking camels (because everyone else smoked marlboros, wanted to be unique and all that)
>buy packs at ~$3.50 a pack
>large state taxes increase on smokes, make them right over $5 a pack
>at this point it was getting expensive and I arbitrarily refused to pay that much money
>start buying Swisher Sweets "little cigars" which are just cigs with brown paper
>at this point maybe 2 years of occasional smoking became a habit
>the sweet rolling paper in the swishers left a very pleasant taste on your lips, and I would FIEND for them anytime i tasted or smelled anything sweet
>decided I hated the feeling of fiending for anything, especially since nicotine buzzs are overrated and smokes were never going to get cheaper
>quit cold turkey and it was a nightmare while only being addicted for a short time

I dont know how people who smoke for 20 years quit, seems impossible to me.
If the taxes hadnt increased and Clove cigs would have still been easily available I wouldnt have stopped and id probably be a smoker to this day.
Im pretty fucking glad I didnt keep smoking because shit is retarded.

>>2401847
Thats about the only time I would consider sucking on the Robot Cock (with a 0 nic juice).
My mother was a pharmacy tech at the hospital and only started smoking because she wanted to go out and take smoke breaks.
It sucks, she has COPD now, with the doc attributing it to smoking.

Nowadays the hospital doesnt even allow employees to smoke or vape on the property anymore, you have to smoke in your car across the street.
Odd how even somewhere like the hospital, doctors just all smoked like crazy, even 15 years ago.

>>2401898
>he doesn't know about smoke free campuses, smoking surcharges on health insurance

>>2402514
When I smoked I told them I didn't all the time. Its not like they ever catch you.

I went from smoking 2.5 packs a day to shamefully sucking robot penis. It's very convenient

>>2401792
Smokers are jokers

>>2402522
I did the same, and now that I've been quit for 5 years they've started doing yearly tests that detect nicotine. Glad I quit for more than a couple of reasons now.

Superintendent checking in

Red Man gold blend is the ticket. I don't even pay for it, I treat my trades well enough and always hook them up with water and Gatorade on the company card they bring me a pouch in the morning at least twice a week.

>>2402548
Is it your health insurance doing the test? Or workplace? I have the same gay surcharge on my insurance, like $60/mo, but it’s pretty much an honor system. I don’t know how they would find out, but it would suck to have to pay back old medical bills if they found out or whatever penalty they have.

>>2402551
>retarded enough to smoke
>retarded enough to tell the insurance
I expect nothing less out of you.

>>2402530
I’ve been waiting for you to post pic, I was starting to get concerned about ur wellbeing anon