/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>(((your area)))
nice try

>>2382705

Oh hell yeah

ah dude this is the best deal ever

>>2382682
With the previous thread I realized you Americans can make a pretty good workshop/fence/home gym for free.

>/diy/ made me know envy

>>2382743
>make a pretty good workshop
Those are free too

bruh

>>2382725
If you are coming from east of the Mississippi to get your hive, no need to bring a ladder when you can pick up pic related along the way and stack up a set of stairs

>>2382779
If I'm going to new orleans I'll just stop at my dad's house and borrow a ladder

>>2382725
Beekeepers tend to take those, they can make a profit on free bees pretty easily

>>2382779
Kek, it's like an rpg quest.

> live in college town
> graduation next week
> most of the free page is 4-5 year old dogs from seniors who don't want to bring them with to wherever they're moving
now I'm sad. how do you throw away a family member

>>2382805
Yeah, I try not to look at the pets section. It's always really depressing.

>>2382805
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>2382725
Anons ever hear the suppressed tale of the jew who released killer bees into North America? A jew assistant to Warwick Kerr, a Brazilian scientist breeding them for a more robust honey bee with the murderous swarming nigger bee of Africa.

>>2382805
Quality education right there.

>>2382805
Dude I knew a guy who had a dog from junior year in highschool to after his PHD. He literally lived in a van on campus to be able to keep his dog. Fucking zoomer faggots.

Recycle this guys oil and get a free 2x6

>>2383168
I'd accidentally dump it in his yard and take the board

>>2383168
I have burned oil before in a fire pit. I’ll do it again just for the lulz

>>2383168
Guy should have taken that 5 gallons of oil and put it on that board so it didn't warp all to shit...

To lazy to go get it.

>>2382734
I would have him deliver it, then I would use it to spread all over my neighbors yard

>>2382754
>tfw trying to move and your asshole neighbor calls forth a horde of losers to jack your shit

>>2383213
Imagine the smell

>>2382682
Hey guys I've collect a bunch of plastic containers that my food came in. Want to spend more on gas to come pick them up?

>>2383274
I don't know, sounds like it would be difficult to haul, unless you've also saved all your cardboard boxes that your online purchases came in, and are willing to combine the two?

>>2382805
Based. Fuck mutts.

>>2383213

>>2383168
>the 5 gallons of oil is in the bucket
lmao what a perfect punchline

>>2383389
>Skid steer

Skidder*

>>2383390
Oh fuck yeah, would take even if I had to help him take the motor out. You could make a hella utility trailer out of it

>>2383390
Those wheels are worth something

free section was a bust but I decided to check some other sections and hoo boy do I have some /diy/ idea for this

>>2383549
and has scrap metal value, just hauling it to a salvage yard would turn a profit

>>2383551
>"I'm not losing money on this!" he said to himself gleefully, as he walked away from the cashier at the scrap yard with a crisp twenty in his hand.

1. Pick this >>2383213 and this >>2383384, then sell them together (pets with enclosure sell better)
2. Get this >>2383390 with engine for money you've got in 1.
3. Go to >>2382779 and build stairs to get >>2382725.
4. Make your own free land from >>2382734
and use >>2382748 as a house.
5. You are now a beekeeper with a homestead completely free of charge.

>>2383550
God damnit anon

>>2383570
Fantastic, combine it with the "shirt hangers" and you have a sexy nigga head tranny
>>2383550

>>2383550

I have no idea if this thing actually flies or is even capable of flight, But helicopters with rockets on the rotor tips are a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN7xhUIvbsA

>>2383690
theres no counter rotor or tail rotor..

Craigslist sucks now. Every boomer gives their shit away on facebook market now.

>>2382682
JESSE, WE HAVE TO COOK

>>2383809
My states backwards. Heck we still use a dedicated magazine. It's at every gas station and grocery store

>>2383766
Not really necessary since the force to spin the rotor is generated with the jets on the the tips of the rotors rather than on the body of the copter.

>>2382682
I klicked on the small pictures like 3 times. How stupid am I?

>>2383815

then what stops the body rotating with the rotors?

>>2383879
You'd still need a tail rotor but for different and smaller reasons. Think: if you had perfect frictionless bearings, the rotor could not transmit any torque to the body, so you would not need a tail rotor to counter any torque. With real bearings, you would, but the other anon is correct in thinking that the huge torque that a normal helicopter has to oppose is much larger than the friction based torque in the unrealistic rocket powered prop tip design.

>>2383879

It has a rudder, My guess is that the pilot would keep a near constant forward speed, Stopping only to land. But that rudder looks far too small to me.

>>2383817
It's really nice for a freebie

I have fifth wheel I could borrow probably tomorrow

Highly likely if it's still available

>>2383585

>>2383690

how does the fuel get to the rotor jets?

>>2383550
summoning sarahnon

>>2383879
The pilot stick an arm out.

>>2384021
Fuel line runs in the blade

>>2384048

how do you get a rotating seal that can handle LP?

>>2384049
If it leaks a little it's not like it's going to build up around the copter.

>>2383690
wat

>>2382779
lol

>>2383168
I hate boomers so much it’s unreal

>>2383390
>I will be keeping the engine

>>2383550
That’s actually a good deal depending on the quality.

>>2383551
>>2383554
That much metal would be probably around $500, give or take a few hundred depending on the weight of the engine. You would need specialized equipment to haul it, though.

>>2384661
Scrap cars go for about $250 on metal value, anon, and that one is more than half missing.

>>2384669
last time i scrapped a car, i think i got $140 for it

>>2383996
kek

>>2384658
Why?

>>2383389
as an amateur strongman this is no joke but that tire is way too light to be useful

>>2383550
>was a bust

>>2385007
Fuck off boomer

>>2382682
Hmmm...

Complete missions from >>2383555
6. Invite over >>2383570 and offer him honey
7. ???
8. ?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?
9. Profit.

>>2385440
>Only used a few times

>Nevermind the cat piss smell

>>2382682

>>2385465

>>2385465

good thing I have tinyurl preview links before proceeding.

>>2382725
that would cost you 150-300 dollars. too bad they aren't closer to me.

>>2385364
Carlos!

>>2386268
Yeah and the ER visit after you get stung 80 times would completely eat up your profit margin

>>2386317
A smokey and a bee suit aren't exactly expensive.

>>2382705
this isn't /b/
no one cares what fly-over-state shithole of a town you live in

>>2386324
a squirt bottle with sugar water is supposed to be effective too
Captcha: MD WMN

>>2386317
what kind of pussy needs to go to an er for a few bee stings?

Free sulfuric acid!

Free pussy...

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/treatment_aclockworkorange.jpg?fit=1200%2C720

>>2387070
WELL SHIT. Wrong URL...

https://spacecoast.craigslist.org/zip/d/cocoa-cats/7485046588.html

Free Pussy. Now the joke is going to fall flat.

>>2382754
>didn't get a picture but looked like some nice stuff

>>2383879
>>2383928
>>2383892
The rockets doesn't induce a ton of torque onto the body of the aircraft since they are on the rotors. To prevent the fuselage from just casually spinning around, the rudder is at an angle, you'll still spin a tiny bit, but nothing too bad. The issue I see is the propane through the rotorhead, lmao.

t. Helicopter autist visiting /diy/

Cabin given away provided you move or destroy it

>>2387103
>haul my rusty, leaking fridge away but give me 2 cases of beer first

>>2387517
I heard it's great for growing weed

>>2387712

dude you could put your
>weed
in there

>>2383278
white women spotted

plz tear down a fucking wall for me

>>2385046
>that tire is way too light to be useful
It's listed for crossfit so assume spinal injury

>>2383168

>>2387070
>>2387071
TFW you post the wrong link and nobody will laugh at your dogshit joke that they wouldn’t have laughed at anyways

Glowniggers anyone?

>>2390638
cock?
free to consume?
how can it lose!?!?

>>2382682
This looks like a nice dog house. Poor dudes doggo probably died.

>>2383690
Pepe is not pleased.

>>2383554
kek

>>2390638
do people really care about the flavour of their prescription drug abuse?

>>2383550
i really need to hang some women's shirts...

>>2383690
>methhead aviation.

>>2386331
>fly over
Go inhale smog and get shanked by niggers on the subway, cityfag.

>>2382940
Why do jews do such shitty things, anons?

>>2383690
rare pepe in the background

nothing cool in my area, richfags don't use craigslist
I guess there's quite a bit of scrap if you have a heavy-duty hauler, but with today's gas prices that's a wash, none of it is copper

>>2383996
Okay, let's give him some limbs

>>2383690
lmao

>excellent condition

>>2387103
>almost free
send them a message saying you'll almost pay for it

>>2383550
This one has been popping up locally for me for the past couple months. Dude wants $200 for it.

>>2391203
most, prob not all, but most have an incredibly strong tribal ingroup preference. this is manifested as being a poison pill in the societies they inhabit.
they prefer to divide and decieve to achieve thier goals. to anyone with any kind of pattern recognition, its obvious: but they have forseen this and have laws passed so you cannot question them or thier motives, as it would be illegal
again, its not all: but its a lot

>>2387503
Sad. I totally would if I could.

>>2382805
All my generation does that to their pets and move to live the dream at Riviera Maya. They just dump their pets and go for the adventure.

:heavy breathing

>>2391846
Why is it green?

>>2392041
dubs and you get it

>>2383168
Hello fellow Georgia faggot. Enjoying the rain?

>>2388625
do you know how much wall stone costs? That's easily worth the effort if they're not glued.

>>2391772
> $20,000
That can't be right, surely they'd be getting robbed all the time at that price

>>2383168
Holy fuck that catch at the end really got me

>>2392876
roll for this

>>2392910
nope but how many ppl do think browse both criagslist and /4chan/?

>>2392976
Probably a lot on the adult sections.

>>2392910
Hasn't been too bad on otp west. House or garage hasn't flooded yet
>>2392957
Fuck sports

>>2382805
>how do you throw away a family member
Womyn do it all the time at Planned Parenthood.

>>2382734
Have them deliver it to you and dump it out right in front of them.

>>2382725
Shit I just paid 500 bucks for three packages of bees. If this shit wasn't 5 hours from here I would have picked them up.

>>2392041
Get two of them, bolt them together and have a rolly cage

"4 Hubcaps are given away for 2 brie cheese (1 lactose free and 1 normal)"

>>2390870
Sombitch, that's a rare one.

>>2391203
audible kek
completely satire of course because of the nature
of this Tartarian history based online forum

What do you think is on it?

>>2393185

>please come haul away the demo from this crack house

>>2393205
I mean, it's free bricks? Brick is expensive.

>>2393223
Try sitting with a chipping hammer and knocking the mortar off 6,000 bricks. You'll lose your mind

Yas

Want

>>2393225
I actually saw that happens not too far from my place, they cleaned all the bricks and stacked them on pallets. Haven't seen if they reused them somewhere nearby or transported away.

>>2393242
It's maddeningly boring

I've done it with maybe 500 bricks in one sitting

>>2392041
I would totally get this. Would either make a biodome or a raver cuddle puddle

>>2393235
Yooo, that thing would be gone same day. That would make for a great restoration project.

>>2393288
Fuckin sick pic rel Anon. You got an artist's name?

>>2393479

https://www.rozziroomian.com/gallery

>>2383278
ill fucking cut you up, freeze the parts and toss you into a wood chipper pointed off a bridge to feed the fish
>this actually happened. guy only got caught because in a 1:1,000,000 chance the victim had mail in his pocket that made it through the chipper

>>2393486
nice. I had seen her work before but didn't know the artist's name. Thanks anon

Free Roasters and chicken

>>2382885
i used to volunteer for an animal shelter and it wasn't really skewed either way in terms of who would drop them off. there's just a lot of people who look at animals like home decorations.

>>2393297
it probably wouldn't be that hard to remove the stickers but it also probably wouldn't be worth the effort

>>2393600
I would just get them and eat them.

not free but bros

>>2393680
He called them Roasters for a reason

>>2393688
EXTERMINATE

>>2392041
Don't tell Wayne.

Any gamers need a tv?

>>2393688
Plus getting it home. Do you have the circuit? Is all the tooling available? $4k seems high unless it's ready to produce work and hold tolerance. And then it still seems high.

>>2394369
damn, that's a nice dishwasher

>>2382682
It was gone

>>2394403
Pic related

Wish I could do this. Here in LA every mexican thinks their junk is worth $100

>>2394434
Damn bro theres at least 10k of parts there

>>2387503
Extremely hygge

>>2394472
>Old chocolate bayou
Always makes me laugh

>>2393823
I picked up a free CRT in Central Texas for retro gaming. Works like an absolute dream

>>2383386
wtf?
wt actual f?

>>2385046
For lifting, sure, but isn't one of the crossfit activities to strike a big tire with a sledgehammer? That certainty looks like it's been hit with one a few times.

>>2394573
niggas be wild man

>>2394434
for prob less than 5k and 15 or 20 hours you could have a pretty decent truck.... or a total heap of shit that you could part out for 8k or so.
thats a roll of the dice for sure

>>2393600
roasties...

>>2383996
>Old Nigga Prime

>>2391772
>leader of the Ottobocks

>>2388625
I would unironically do that.

>>2394897
Heck yeah, as long as there's no hidden mortar or adhesive. Those will clean up just fine.

>>2386324
And if you're interested in a free bee hive you probably already have everything you need

>>2383555
you are very smart anon. digits confirm.

I got the push mower. I forgot how annoying these things are.

Genuinly interested.

>>2392935
New ones are 40-50 grand

>>2393688
That’s about 3000 dollars higher than it’s worth trust me

>>2392935
They are custom fit, and insurance pays for it

>>2394165
>>2395324
Thats the new going price for a bridgeport anons
When the tariffs made the price of chinese knee mills double in 2018, people stopped buying them and went used bridgeport
They were already popular before, but now they are gouged

>>2393600

free fleshlights. cant beat that. afterwards you can just cook em

>>2395324
Inflation. Eventually you run out of the manual machines like they ran out of cheap surplus ammo and SKS's to sell.

>>2395288
How does this work? Can they not just open the boxes and spray out all the dead bees and moths and start over? What am I missing? A lot more manual labor?

>2008
>His name was Alan
>He wanted someone to feel him while he fed the geese
>It was free

I still run into people that have never heard of craiglist. But they'll use some app that does the same thing with less of a following.

Oh boy, 20 pallets of hand sanitizer

>>2396142
you think that anon gave up his plan of making some sort of silly stove that runs off sanitizer?
i suggested he run it through burnt toast and make squeeze like the filthy hobo he is

>>2396142
Was it a former Covid testing site by chance? I've noticed something similar.

>>2396349
I'm pretty sure he tried to profit from Covid. Quite a few people bought loads of toilet paper and hand sanitizer, and have since cried over how they can't return them to the stores now that their scarcity is over.

>>2393534
>>2393486
>>2393288
high res image Illegally Stolen© from her website if you're interested

>>2386963
Retard, Drain Cleaners are almost always Bases not Acids.

>>2382682
OMG

>>2396534
Based double d poster

>>2391859
Offer him a lower amount if its been there for months, probably can haggle him down. That would make a dope lamp.

>>2396532
In case you need to put something on that cock.

>>2396451
one guy had to go to court over it, he bought a shitload of hand sanitizer and got hit with profiteering charges or something like it.
only preexisting drug companies are allowed to profit from misery

Bros? Should I do it?

>>2397155
i'm sure you could always use more piss containers

What’s some cool stuff I can do with bamboo?

>>2397171
cram

>>2397174
quality shitpost

>>2382805
>family
It is a dog, its a pet not a family. Obviously one needs to be responsible and not just throw away their pet which is a living animal but it is not a family. People who considers pets as their family are the worst

>>2392041
Litteral thunder dome.

> Get dis
> Get some Hobo's
> BFC
> Something something
> Profit?!

>>2397213
to small for normal hobos but if you could get some midget hobos that would be perfect.

>>2382940
The idea was to breed a stronger bee that collects more honey and it basically worked.
Killer bees are stronger than their north american counterparts and collects more honey than the african bees.

>>2397219
working harder than an African doesn't seem hard

>>2397219
>north american counterparts
honey bees aren't native to america, we use euro breeds of bees for honey, generally italian i think, but there are others

>>2383125
my uncle got a dog in his Sophmore year of college, it was the mascot of his Fraternity and traveled wherever he moved to around the country for work. the dog finally died around 16-17 years old when he was in his mid-30s and married, he was completely devastated but finding out his wife was pregnant was the one thing that pulled him through. the dog was like his first kid from college and now his second kid is starting high school and has a very close relationship with him.

>>2382682
Someone got my cousin pretty good with a free craigslist ad last year. They put up an ad for 50 free (nonexistent) bantam chickens and said to contact his phone number for more info. His phone was blowing up for at least two or three weeks haha

>>2397202
Rational post

>>2393501
Do that to a dog first

>>2397258
>finding out his wife was pregnant was the one thing that pulled him through.
wow, fucking pathetic

>>2397258
We're all glad his dog was able to help him manage his feelings long enough to get a woman pregnant

>>2397171
Fishing rods, hipster outdoor furniture

chair lift racing, anyone?

Pianos must be a money sink

There are half a dozen for free on my local CL

Wouldn't there be some scrap value in there? isn't the brace like a huge chunk of solid bronze or something?

>>2397416
nobody wants to have to move one, you can get pool tables for next to nothing for the same reason

>>2397416
they take up a reasonable amount of space, weigh 800+ lbs, and are expensive to service
it's easier to give it away than try to fix it up and sell it
(unless it's a desirable model or brand, which will never ever be free and will still likely need work)

>>2397418
>>2397424
Makes sense. And from what I'm reading scrap value is pretty hit or miss

>>2396532

free fleshlight. cool!

>>2397171

you could feed them to pandas to distract them while you finger their vagoos

>>2397435

>>2397437
on the plus side, the panda already has 2 black eyes, so no awkward questions about that

>free Spicy Dew
Hope nobody beats me to it!

>>2397653
I actually have two boxes of the canned version of that
It tastes like Sunkist with Cayenne in it

>>2397406
These would be dope at like a big house you rented in college with 7 of your buddies and you tried to chug a beer before you got to the top or something

>>2397171
Tiki bar

>>2396575
yeah, a lamp...

>>2397927
a... sex lamp?

ITT Americans. That all. Simple, idiot Americans.

>ITT Americans. That all. Simple, idiot Americans.

>>2397426
You can get like $30-40 of brass from each piano. Which then does towards gas and wood dumping fees.

>>2398352
>Wood dumping

>Dump it, right into my fire pit

>>2398364
burn the piano down and salvage the metal afterwards
captcha:XXDXX

>>2398378
Piano fuel can't melt brass beams

>>2398388
dubs of righteousness checked

>>2382734
You can say its dirt cheap.

>>2396142
>>2396363
I'm sure you could get the alcohol out of this stuff quite easily, it's literally free fuel. Even if you can't be bothered distilling it, burn it as is to heat your home.

>>2397406
This shit drives me up the wall

>>2382682
>Was it, Really?
Highly Doubtful Obv. Bait

>>2382805
>>2382813
NOT MY HECKIN PUPARINOS!!11!1!1

>>2383168
Might skip the gravel part but that's no problem.

>>2385440
Basically shit the garbage won't pick up and he doesn't want to take to the dump.

>>2397653
I wanted to try that but couldn't find any local.

>>2396142
>>2396349
>>2396363
Repackage and sell as generic sterno. Maybe break even in 10 years if you really put some time into it.

>>2395589
Might have been infected with a serious infection that's why they get rid of them I guess. I would steam wash them just in case.

>>2382805
My ex did this thrice, happily left a domestic rabbit in a cage outside for the crazy Karen upstairs to look after
Sold a problem horse for dog meat and brought a new one same day
And finally dumped the cat she brought From a kitten after a year cos she was Moving
Claimed it’s only because she grew up on a farm so doesn’t bond with animals.
Relationship didn’t last much longer after seeing the whites of the soulless

>>2398879
(pic) Seems like "Not my problem." is older than previously thought.

>>2398879
>>2399351
LOL

>>2398480
They don't even bother denaturing hand sanitizer since dumb kids would just die. Its literally free alcohol.

>>2399808
dont they add stuff to make it taste like shit?

>>2382682
Is that real? Post link. How bad of condition does an RV trailer have to be in for it to be free?

>>2399835
yeah, that's why you melt it down and run it through burnt toast. throw in some orange juice and you're set

>>2397171
DIY wind chimes.

Mental illness

>>2398879
Cover yourself in oil

>>2382682
Y'all run out of school shooters already?

>>2400660
After you anon.

>>2400672
nuke the whales!

>>2400660
>>2400672
>>2400674
I can do a better job then than, here.

>>2398879
it came out of the ground, you're just putting it back in

>>2400658
>does it work
>yes

can I use this shit as roofing?
I heard metal roofs are all the rage

this is a nice find

Jesús trae la furgoneta!!!
Muy rapida!!

wish this was closer to me

I feel this would be all rotted

>>2400676
pave the planet?

>>2400717
As long as you could get the sheets straightened out they could be used as barn tin. Should be a bunch of good bolts 5/16 washer head bolts and nuts there too.

>>2393622
It's women who buy the animal 99% of the time guaranteed. The men you see are probably tasked by their bitch to dump the pet off too.

>>2395288
>>2395589
Wax moths will wreak havoc in a hive. They lay their eggs and the larvae eat the wax and shit everywhere. And they fuck up the woodwork and any plastic foundation. If you get to them early you can clean them out with minimal damage but if they've been sitting in a garage they're probably firewood at this point.

>>2399270
reddit post
though getting an animal if you don't bond with animals is retarded, unless it's a work dog

>>2383168
Can’t you guys just put oil out for recycle where you are? Just write used oil on it and they pick it up for you where I am. Also that 2x6 is all kinds of fucking warped now.

>>2388625
I’ve done worse for free pavers. At least those would be bug free.

>>2400723
Maybe the stuff touching the ground. Here in NC, that pile would be gone the same day and turned into an accent wall in some woman's living room.

>>2393225
I’d just use a diamond zipcut on angle grinder. Be done in a jiffy. You just need a source of power, might need a generator.

Jesus, the guy didn’t even lay down a tarp. Who in their right mind would want to get that shit?