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Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:12:26 2012 No.238608 [Reply] [Original]

My gf squirted on my matress. what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:16:55 2012 No.238612 Flip the mattress over. Then flip her over so it goes on the ceiling next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:20:56 2012 No.238613 Take it outside in the sun and dry it. Stick something under her next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:41:55 2012 No.238619 Stick her nose in it so she doesn't do it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:45:55 2012 No.238624 Wash your sheets, dab the area with a towel, clean further as you see fit. Next time fuck on a towel or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:55:56 2012 No.238630 iused a carpet cleaner on a matress once. worked pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 02:56:26 2012 No.238631 Why was she in your room and not in the kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 03:31:40 2012 No.238642 febreze it and flip it put down a towel next time

>>	Tawm Bwady !!EtTFwK1V7aB Wed Jun 20 06:50:27 2012 No.238658 Learn to swallow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 07:00:12 2012 No.238662 well, squirting is just piss, so so whatever you would do if you pissed your bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 08:02:13 2012 No.238667 >>238608 Squirted what? The fluid she squirted is information we must know as different fluids require different cleaning methods for best results.

>>	Tawm Bwady !!EtTFwK1V7aB Wed Jun 20 08:17:27 2012 No.238669 >>238662 ITT: A complete lack of understanding of the female orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 09:18:42 2012 No.238697 >>238669 Didn't you read? OP stated the fluid was milk shake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 20 09:23:27 2012 No.238700 >>238608 Fuck her harder, make her squirt more...