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Gentlemen

How would you feel about receiving one of these as a gift from your girlfriend if you knew it had been crafted by her loving hands?

Shitty sappy poem included

>> No.210345

>>210341
Also it's solar powered.

>> No.210351

wassat? a glowstick in a jar or something?

>> No.210354

>>210341
I would feel like her cheap ass should spend less time on 4chan and more time looking for a job so she can help pay these bills.

>> No.210360

A sunjar, huh? Fucking cheapskate, I want a fucking suit of chainmail. That's fucking love.

>> No.210366

>>210360
Yea a chainmail tie with a blowjob in the morning is a great gift.

>> No.210369

>>210351
Solar-powered lamp in a jar.

>>210360
>>210354
Then what do you suggest? I'm the worst at gift ideas, I thought something handmade would be nice. I was going to get him a tie but that would be so fucking boring. I don't have the time to make chainmail.

>> No.210375

>>210369
Have you tried sucking him off?
How about getting a job you lazy piece of shit?

>> No.210380

>>210369

Sunjar is fine, chainmail is an anniversary gift anyway. Get started now.

>> No.210399

>>210375
I clearly said it was a gift.

Maybe in your relationshit blowjobs are withheld until special occasions only, but not in mine

>> No.210405

>>210341

I'd feel pretty good about recieving one of these!

inb4 ttt is a fag.

>> No.210419

>>210399
>I'm a slut and enjoy sucking off everyone

>> No.210430

I would like that. Mostly just for the fact that she took the time to make something

>> No.210468

>>210419
dat blowjob deprived mad

>> No.210469

>>210341

>How would you feel about receiving one of these as a gift from your girlfriend if you knew it had been crafted by her loving hands?

I'd feel ok as long as theres anal sex at night.

>> No.210478

i would like a gf

>> No.210480

>>210478
>tfw no gf

>> No.210590

> tfw no sunjar

>> No.210607

>>210341
I'd think it's pretty cool and put it on my desk or something where it'll give the room a nice glow at night.

Handmade gifts are the best. Money can buy gadgets, toys, and other things but this shows a time investment.

>> No.210610

It's a cute gesture but he'd say thanks and then put it in a corner of his room where it would collect dust forever. Or he'd take it apart and use the materials for something else.

Guys like practical gifts

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210634

I'd love it

then again I dont represent most of guys

>> No.210643

Solar light in a jar: It's a good gift if he has a deck or patio. But it's not as useful if he lives in an apartment.

Sappy poem: It's a good gift if written in a card, because a card can be placed on a table or shelf. But a poem written on a piece of paper is too easy to lose.

Blow job: Should not be a gift, because then it's "duty" (need to do it on a specific date regardless of whether you are in the mood) and "reserved" for special occasions. It should be done anytime both parties are in the mood.

>> No.210658

If I got a blowjob with it I'd love it dearly.

>not trolling

>> No.210659

>>210341
OP, don't ask 4chan for gift ideas. Sometimes they're helpful, but it seems like most people on at the moment are being pricks.

I would love a sunjar and a poem from my girlfriend, and she'd love one from me. It all depends on your significant other. It seems like a pretty cool gift, so if I were you, go for it. If your significant other doesn't like it, then they are not deserving of it.

>> No.210660

>>210341
What is the occasion? If it's his name day, or your monthlyversary or if there isn't a specific occasion, then it's fine!
Is it for his birthday? Still good, but you might want to give something else along with it.
Perhaps a good blowjob with massage oil would do..

>> No.210661

>>210658
>>210660
fucking hivemind

>> No.210664

I'd be happy about it because I like them actually made one of those things before for my sister, but sadly I have an awkward apartment and the only spot with enough daylight would be my own room, and I wouldn't want a constantly glowing light in my room at night.

>> No.210671

I'd think it was a cute and I'd put it out on our patio as mood lighting. That said, it's handmade but it's not really personal. Doesn't show you were thinking about them plus it doesn't really have an active use.

My girlfriend is a ceramicist and she has made me a few things in the past as gifts. They're handmade and look really amazing. That said, they're also used on a regular basis. I love drinking tea so she's made me a whole set of mugs as well as a whole dish set.

The difference between the two is that every morning when I have tea, I see and handle the mugs. We have a couple pieces in our house that are decorative from other potters that just sit there and gather dust. I like them but they're just not the same as I don't do anything with them.

Also all that being said, get your significant other to make pottery. We haven't had to buy a gift for most of mine and her family for a while. Plate sets. Mugs. Casserole dishes. Bowl sets. Large bowls.

>> No.210681

If he doesn't like it he's an asshole
If you pussy out on this idea because of 4chan misogyny, you don't deserve him.

>> No.210685

>>210671
tips on learning/getting started? (pottery)
I've always been interested, but never knew where to start. I live in a liberal, artsy college town so i'm sure i could find somewhere i could work.

>> No.210699

>>210685
Well, I learned through her and my old roommate who was also a ceramicist. I'm not very good though. They both started in high school and got a degree in Visual Arts with an emphasis in Ceramics.

It's like any art though really. You just have to practice, the only difference is the price. Clay is cheap, so is glaze. Wheels and kilns are not cheap though. A decent wheel is several hundred dollars and Kilns are thousands. Plus you have to pay to run the kilns. If you live in a college artsy town your best bet is to take a class at the school and get to know the local potters. Art is about 50% art and 50% networking. My girlfriend has a studio with a wheel and tools. She fires her work in another local artist's kiln.

>> No.210728

/diy/ - Chainmail Blowjobs

>> No.210740

>>210660
It's not a big occasion like his birthday or anything. If it were a bigger occasion I think I'd actually have an easier time deciding what to do.

Will be sure to include blowjob inside the jar.

>> No.211005

I would prefer 5 blowjobs distributed over the day and analsex at night.

>> No.211010

wow /diy/ is almost as bad as /r9k/

If your boyfriend isn't a picky weird person then it's fine OP. I would like it.

>> No.211011

My GF made me one of this, i slapped her shit and told her thats not how a blowjob looks like.

>> No.211012

ITT:

Nice girlfriend
A few good guys
Lots of virgins/singles/internetBADMEN

>> No.211014

In all seriousness a gift that you give with your own two hands, is better than a fleshlight any day. A blown glass jar, that produces a warm light, setting the mood for sex, is a great gift idea, especially if given with a sammich, bj, and some anal sex.

>> No.211015

>>211012
>on 4chan
>have sandy vagina because people troll

>> No.211027

Feels good man.

I often wish my gf would take an interest and at leats figure out what videogames I would like without having to be told explicitly.

Sorry, but sage for disguised relationship thread.

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>>210634

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211169

>>211054
yeah, his art is cool