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2044191 No.2044191 [Reply] [Original]

Mallet#30 we did it fellas. It saddens and relifes me that its over. I tried my absoulte best to make a decent jointers mallet sorry for the rough look im working with limited tools. Took me 2 days to make and i would like to thank u all for stickning trough with me i Will take a break from making mallets but i shall be back be seeing u Fellow Mallet Men

>> No.2044197
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2044197

>>2044191
Based Mallet Man, you are a legend.

>> No.2044201

now his hands may heal

>> No.2044209

>>2044191
You started this a mallot boy. You end it a Mallot Man!

>> No.2044234

>>2044191
Relieves*
Based mallets. Teach us your secrets

>> No.2044472

>>2044191
You are truly inspirational.

>> No.2044516

Thank you for sharing your dream with us, based Mallet Man.

>> No.2044551

You skipped 27 and 28. A valiant effort and I admire your work and dedication, but you failed.

>> No.2044583

>>2044551
no fag lord, he spent multiple days crafting this masterwork.

>> No.2044698
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2044698

>>2044191
I rmeber your first thread brother

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2044706

God Bless You, Mallet Man! May success be the end of all your future endeavors!

>> No.2044730

>>2044191
can you make a mallord duck though?

>> No.2044785

What's next?

>> No.2044861

>>2044583
It's a very good mallet, don't get me wrong. However, he specifically said one mallet per day.

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>>2044861
Well he also said it was Mallet Month, yet went above and beyond just 28 days of February. Stop hammerfagging.

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2044895

>>2044191
Some people say a mallet is a useless thing.
Me? I laugh and continue to swing.
I saw and raps, despite the Yellow Flu,
I made a promise, and I'll see it through.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

I was born one morning, proud and free.
I picked up my axe and went to a tree.
I built 16 mallets with bloodied hands.
If you can't do that, well you're not a man.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

I was in the shop making mallets one day.
A filthy rat thought he would get in my way.
One swing from a mallet and his head was crushed,
Dumb little bastard, dead and flushed.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

If you see me posting, better step aside.
Alot of threads didn't. Alot of them died.
If Mallet Month makes no sense to you,
You gotta be a faggot, or a jew.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to shoooow theeeese faaaaggoooots...
How it's done.

>> No.2046175

Mallet man has been the single most based thing on this board since the imitation crab meat guy. Thank you mallet man

Reply to this post with “thank u mallet man” before midnight or all your screws will strip and your mother will be malleted in her sleep
>thank u mallet man

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2046189

Can someone shop this to /diy/ and a mallet
>>2046175
Thank u mallet man

>> No.2046197

>>2044191
Glorious.

>> No.2046200

>>2044191
Bruh. Next step is epoxy stabilization using a pressure pot and a bike tire pump.

No breaks! Only mallets.

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.2046202

>>2046175
Been gone for a while. Anyone got links to wtf is going on here?

>> No.2046387

>>2046202
just a mallet Man doing what Mallet Men do: make mallets.

>> No.2046403

>>2046175
Thank u mallet man

>> No.2046703

>>2044895
Nice. Never heard the song but it fits well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

>> No.2046813

Perhaps the real mallets were the friends we made along the way.

>> No.2046814

>>2044895
fucking kek, well done anon. Love that song

>> No.2046815

>>2046175
thank u mallet man

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2046873

We malletposting now? Made this out of some firewood we had laying around.

>> No.2046891

>>2046873
That's a Gavel

>> No.2046899

>>2046891
i've been found out!

>> No.2047620

>>2046891
judge not, lest your mallet shall be judged!

>> No.2047692
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2047692

Not a mallet, but a walnut gavel I made a few summers back for my old mock trial coach. 27 years she had taught until she lost her job after being "cancelled" by a bunch of righteous kids on Twitter.

>> No.2047701

>>2047692
Would use as a butt plug/10

>> No.2049390

>>2047692
>cancelled
fuck this snowflake pc liberal culture