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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:18:43 2020 No.1863913 [Reply] [Original]

What is a good toilet for a gentleman with a, ahem, how shall i say? Giant fucking dong. All the toilets at home depot seemed either too angled or not deep enough. I'm sick of holding my junk up so it won't hit the water or the porcelain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:22:16 2020 No.1863915 >>1863913 What about those elongated fat guy toilets? Or some big ass commercial one? But I hear ya, I hate when my pepper touches the bowl. Nasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:24:31 2020 No.1863917 >>1863915 The long commercial one at work dunks my junk on the regular, even though it looks like it woudn't. Maybe i have to bring a floppy dildo with me to the hardware store next time to test each one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:32:04 2020 No.1863921 >>1863913 The porcelain kiss :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:34:25 2020 No.1863923 >>1863913 I'm giving this thread a 50% chance of not being a troll. That said, I knew a guy that used 2x4s screwed together and set on the toilet seat to give himself extra height for just the problem OP is claiming to have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:54:02 2020 No.1863935 >>1863917 Yes, absolutely do this. You can bring a measuring tape to the store with no problem, right? >>1863923 Now that is some /diy/ shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:51:27 2020 No.1863960 >>1863913 obtain a seat adapter used for disabled people that means they dont have to squat down so far. it extends the distance to drop by making the seat higher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:01:46 2020 No.1864015 >>1863913 post dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:50:06 2020 No.1864039 >>1864015 Yeah let's see that hog OP

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:37:39 2020 No.1864044

>>1863960
This is the easiest solution. Some water saving toilets operate with a very low water level as well.

I feel your pain OP, nothing worse than dipping the tip when you've been taking a really nasty shit. My toilet has a tall, steep bowl but doesn't extend very far forward so as long as I keep a hand on it I don't go for a swim, but if not I'm swabbing the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:34:22 2020 No.1864098 File: 104 KB, 1024x842, 1592409087560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1864039

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 19:29:35 2020 No.1864554 >>1863913 well, first of all, you need to HAVE a big dick.. keep dreaming basement virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 20:01:35 2020 No.1864576 Simply accept that you are an evolutionary dead end. Baby-dick manlet master race ftw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 20:43:21 2020 No.1864603 File: 13 KB, 550x550, practice-comode-wc-seat-lift-ad500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Use the old-people-style commode, OP. Should give you some extra lift

>>	underrated: Tue Jul 14 22:35:40 2020 No.1864661 >>1863913 LOL, good larp

>>	underrated: Tue Jul 14 22:39:41 2020 No.1864663 >>1863913 >I'm sick of holding my junk up so it won't hit the water or the porcelain. What are you? 4'3"? tall?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 00:22:49 2020 No.1864727 File: 1.05 MB, 220x292, 1587547073533.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1864039

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 00:38:08 2020 No.1864735 >>1863913 You can just cut it off and not spend a single penny. Oy vey.

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 20:15:54 2020 No.1865256

>>1864735
>not spend a single penny
>Oy vey
So THAT's why they love circumcision so much!

OP, take a bar of soap in a sock with you next time you're shopping, and dip it into each toilet to see how far it goes. If your dick is not "sock with soap in" size, then you've been exaggerating the size of your dick and you need to just man up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 20:38:03 2020 No.1865272 >>1863913 I have had good results with most of the xl size toilets as long as the water level is decently low and I use proper toilet posture (faced towards the desk)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 00:20:18 2020 No.1865352 >>1864663 He probably means when he shits anon

Anonymous Thu Jul 16 06:11:46 2020 No.1865485

>>1865352
get the toilets that are NOT ROUND, the ELONGATED TOILETS ARE FOR MEN, the
ROUND TOILETS ARE FOR WOMEN.

Always bugs me when someone does a bathroom renovation and all the old toilets are replaced with expensive round ones. AKA not for men to sit and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 10:58:16 2020 No.1865639 File: 2.30 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_20200630_112847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone know what type of flush button is this? I can't find it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 10:59:29 2020 No.1865640 File: 2.32 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_20200630_112856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1865639

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:00:44 2020 No.1865642 File: 3.05 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_20200630_111250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1865640

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 13:11:25 2020 No.1865694 >>1863913 maybe something like this >>1837933

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