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1827773 No.1827773 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't have a toilet in his kitchen

>> No.1827783

>>1827773
This is less sanitary than having a chamberpot in your bedroom.

>> No.1827796

>>1827773
but why is the oven in the window?

>> No.1827816

>>1827796
>he doesn't have a window oven

>> No.1827818

you may not like it, but this is what peak European performance looks like

>> No.1828022

>>1827773
Wouldn’t pass US code. Needs 16 inches free on each side.

>> No.1828048

>>1828022
For the fat roll overflow?

>> No.1828136

>>1827773
>He's never peed in the kitchen sink because the bathroom is too far away

>> No.1828193

Americans really think they need a separate room for toilets, cooking, and laundry. This is why you have to live in shitty McMansions with no style.

>> No.1828232

>>1828193
>yeah ill have my eggs and toast with extra pee and poo particles

>> No.1828470

>>1828048
>>1828193
You literally shit where you eat and then try to mock Americans for having space and freedom! Fucking Euros lol

>> No.1828497

>>1827773
Shit-in kitchens became really popular in Australia for some reason, but nobody can explain why.

>> No.1828566

>>1827773
>RV lifestyle in full-size house
But why?

>> No.1828623

>>1828566
everyone loves camping

>> No.1828647

>>1827773
Toilet in the kitchen is a ghetto staple
Any time you're gonna move into a neighborhood, check online for any local comparables on the market. If any of them have a kitchen toilet, don't move in, it's the ghetto.

>> No.1829431

wtf europe?

>> No.1829507

>>1828048
kek based

>>1828470
cringe

>> No.1829582
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>>1829507
Seethe

>> No.1829610

>>1829582
>so cringe he can't recognize banter and sarcasm
fag

>> No.1829672

>>1827796
Because the toilet is in the oven's place

>> No.1829719

>>1827773
Fucking hell, there was a rule in the Building Regs here that there had to be two doors between a toilet and the kitchen until recently.

>> No.1829732

>how to turn a 4 bedroom home into a 10 tenant apartment

>can cook a grilled cheese sandwich and take a shit at the same time.

>> No.1829861

>>1828193
>separate room for toilets, cooking, and laundry
No problem mixing the laundry and toilet. But please keep the food prep area separate.

>> No.1830026
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1830026

>>1828647
this is the U.S i think Connecticut

>> No.1830031
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1830031

>>1830026
from the doorway

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1830033

>>1830031
hmm I mean st Louis actually sorry

>> No.1831009

>>1827816
Thanks for reminding me why I love 4chan

>> No.1831012

>>1828136
How is your bathroom further from your bedroom than the kitchen?

>> No.1831028
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>>1827816
>>1831009
>not having a combination oven-washer-dryer

>> No.1831083

>>1827773
>>he doesn't have a bidet in his dining room

>> No.1831084

>>1829610
Tranny beats fag

>> No.1831114

>>1830026
I just wanna piss in an arc to the toilet while taking a comfy bath

>> No.1833129

you may not like it, but this is what peak construction efficiency looks like

>> No.1833144

>>1830026
>>1830031
>>1830033
>no kitchen-bathroom extractor fan.
imagine the greasy mould.

>> No.1833146

>>1830033
>st Louis
That explains everything.

>> No.1833270

>>1827773
>see this pic on Christmas 2019
>come back almost 5 months later
>see it again
Wow.

>> No.1833827

>>1827796
its to waft the smell of thje apple pie to the cartoon characters while i rape their sister

>> No.1834035

>>1828193
>alright, everyone out of the kitchen. I gotta take a dump. You can come back in about 10 min.

>> No.1834299

>>1834035
10 min ??? are you a speed shitter or what ??? a good dump takes time !!!

>> No.1835437

>>1830026
appears to be impossible to clean behind the bathtub
also, gap between bathtub and walls

>> No.1837666

i actually want to do this
what would i need?

>> No.1837685

Where I live it's against building code to have fewer than 2 doorways between a bathroom and a kitchen. I wonder if it counts if they're the same room?

>> No.1837693

>>1837685
just put two cabinet doors on

>> No.1837738

>>1837693
lmao

>> No.1837743

>>1837685
>building code
you live in the matrix of something? Fuck the code

>> No.1837758

>>1827783
Pretty sure toilets have been tested and found to be far cleaner than the average kitchen sponge and can opener.
>>1827796
It is solar powered

>> No.1837764

>>1830033
I like it, I could watch the stove while taking a dump and shitposting.

>> No.1837766

>>1837685
>in my commie block there are technically 3 doorways (though 2 of them are usually open)
>sneaky soviet engineers added two air vents that connect both rooms and are barely 2 meters apart

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1837933

not chilling with your bros while having a massive shitfest

>> No.1837937

>>1837933
See the channel of flowing water?
If you are last in line, you will sit and watch as other peoples shitty water flows onto your hands.

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1837950

>>1837933
I am very confused. Are they using those dildos to scoop the crap from their butts?
Reusable buttwipers seem like a terrible idea, desu.

>> No.1837964

>>1837950
What would your solution be?
Use your hand like a loo?

>> No.1837969

>>1829672
Would you rather have a toilet in the window?

Didn't think so.

>> No.1838572

>>1837693
now thats thinkin with your big head

>> No.1838573

>>1837773
this is an art since there's no actual plumbing

>> No.1838574

>>1837937
you don't wash your hands in the water, you wash the xylospongium

>>1837950
Its called a xylospongium, and they were fucking filthy.
the romans would "wash" them in brine or vinegar, and not very well.

>> No.1838575

>>1838573
There's water pipe going into the reservoir and a waste pipe coming out the back.

>> No.1838827
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>> No.1838830

>>1827783
>he doesn't enjoy fecal matter flavored covfefe after a hard day of kitchen a shit

>> No.1838881

>>1838827
What the fuck. Why?

>> No.1839096

>>1838881
open concept

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>>1827773

>> No.1839107
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1839107

>>1838827

Nice way to hide your Tardis, Doctor.

>> No.1839109

>>1839107
thats no tardis
thats a ReTardis

>> No.1839113

>>1838573
I think the don't use the water sign is just what they put in houses that are up for sale.

>> No.1839114

>>1838574
The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by ancient Romans to wipe their anus after defecating, consisting of a wooden stick with a sea sponge fixed at one end. The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines
>The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines
no no no no no no no

>> No.1839258

>>1827773
What the fuck...

>> No.1839261

>>1830026
>filename
I think not.

>> No.1839262

>>1831028
I know that's just ovens but kek.

>> No.1839274

>>1838574
>Its called a xylospongium, and they were fucking filthy.
>the romans would "wash" them in brine or vinegar, and not very well.

Did it cause problems? It seems like it is still a decent solution for the time period, and still more sanitary than not using it.

>> No.1839275

>>1839274
caused a tremendous spread in cholera infestations

>> No.1839278
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>> No.1839289

>>1827773
I just pee in the sink

>> No.1839294

>>1839278
This post violates the Geneva Convention.

>> No.1839296

>>1827773
>literally shits where you eat

>> No.1839297

>>1839278
LMAO

>> No.1839299

>>1827773
Ok but where do you shower/bathe? By the dining room table?

>> No.1839301

>>1827773
This is like next level autism. You can see the window above the fucking solar powered stove has light streaming in with no blinds or curtains so hopefully no neighbors on that side of the building. I just can't imagine opening up that cupboard and taking a shit especially if you live with others or have guests.

>> No.1839302

>>1827773
Let me guess this is either Scandinavian or Slavic design? And we make fun of Third World shitholes fucking Europoors

>> No.1839303

>>1828136
I did this with a girl I was sleeping with. We got into a fight I was sleeping on the couch in the morning I wanted to sneak away but the bathroom was by her room so I pissed in her kitchen sink. It happens

>> No.1839304

>>1830026
Jesus the stove is practically at your knees when you're on the pot. If you're baking you have to be careful not to burn your ass

>> No.1839305

>>1835437
I guess a decent Swifter would be the way to go but it would suck other than taking a mop and hoping it'll be cleaning enough under there

>> No.1839306

>>1837758
Wtf are you opening with your can opener vs what you wipe with your ass? Call me doubtful that an average bathroom is far cleanly than the average kitchen. You're not going to have the same germ particles in both

>> No.1839307

>>1837764
Imagine baking cinnamon buns whilst taking a shit and a bath shitposting on 4channel in maximum comfiness

>> No.1839308

>>1838827
Why?

>> No.1839309

>>1838574
Apparently there's no proof or even hints that they used them on their butt. They were toilet brushes. You don't use modern toilet brushes on your butt either. Instead of toilet paper, they used old rags and threw them away.

>> No.1839311

>>1827773
All this needs is that electrical water heater that poses as a shower, you know the one

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>> No.1839432

>>1839345
Why does this look like a dollhouse or something?

>> No.1839445

>>1839302
plugs look like schuko or europlug, so probably

>> No.1840653

i want one

>> No.1841121

>>1839345
who the fuck needs that much space above the toilet. They could have put another shelf in there

>> No.1841249

>>1841121
personally I enjoy having a full sized ceiling over my head while I shit

>> No.1841256

>>1841249
thats why you make it shaped like an L

>> No.1841368

>>1841121
They could have just made a small opening at the bottom to insert your butt into, then shit into a hole on the floor. The rest of the space could then be used to hoard toilet paper.

>> No.1842503

forget the toilet, that paint scheme is atrocious

>> No.1843662

If you have to shit hard enough, everything is a toilet.

>> No.1844202

worst part is there's no extractor fan

>> No.1845118

>>1838827
Having a full on panic attack because of this.Fuck!

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>>1839109

>> No.1845467

>>1827796
To be able to put his head in the oven while sitting on the toilet and contemplating life choices that brought him to that kind of apartment.

>> No.1845472

>>1831028
Love that oven

>> No.1845577

>>1827796
Literally the elephant in the room

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>>1839309
"rags" as you call them, were no means of wiping your butt during that time period. all kinds of cloth, linen, woven fiber or the like were very valuable and required a long time to manufacture. left over fabric was by no means a waste product and was used for multi role purposes until it began to desintigrate. they definately wouldnt use it to wipe their ass and then discard of it.
take ropes for example. rope and string were one of the most expensive every day use items. clothing was extremely expensive, compared to todays relative value.

>> No.1845818 [DELETED] 

>>1839109
Kek

>> No.1845820

>>1845814
So why did they find such leftovers in ancient shitholes?

>> No.1845828

>>1838881

You have to leave a foot if space above the fridge so it can vent the heat

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>>1845820
source?

>> No.1845837

>>1845830
Non-English wikipedia cites an offline source which I don't have at hand.

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>>1827773

Just imagine, you having a horrid hangover from drinking, stumbling totally wrecked into the kitchen in a bid to locate the painkillers. Then you just witness the coffee machine and decide to turn it on. While the machine brews a nice black strong coffee you just open up the kitchen-shithole, lighting up a cigarette and popping a painkiller. Ding Dong, coffee is ready. You grab that hot tasty coffee, sipping on it and you instantly realize that the pencil is already drawing a line in your shorts. So you lower your pants, sit down, let go a gigantic, horrendous smelling poison gas fart combining your last 6 sugary drinks, beer and the obligatory kebap, while lighting another cigarette. While the painkillers slowly kick in, you grab the coffee for another sip while scanning your surroundings. Ahhh yes, a gossip magazine on the bench right beside. You Open up a random page, staring on alien like botox dumps, that dont even look human or feminine at all. Arghhhhh there it goes, begone with that giant nigger. Next page! A close friend of slobbering cripple Michael "shit bag" Schumacher knows for the 200th time that he will be ok and is improving slowly but steadily. Arghhh, ploff, begone is the next monster turd.. Ok, finished. You slowly turn around around realizing that there are no asswipes around. FFS....ahh ok i have just to missuse that silky scarf over there. Doesnt look expensive anyways. Get up, pants still down...when suddenly the sjw flatmate of your ONS appears in the kitchen. She stares at you in plain disbelief whiping your butt with her 400 EUR Prada scarf while scratching your balls, asking her where the flushing button might be located. Her face turns from utter horror to disgusted and then crying in no time. She turns around heading to the room of your one night stand, just screaming "oh girl, your autistic fuckbuddy just ruined my Prada scarf whiping his butt with it after shiting a gigantic turd into the defunct toilet in the kitchen.

>> No.1846029

>>1830026
chirst, you can cook something while in the bath, don't even need to get out to have a piss. it's like that guy in the truman show who watches tv in his bath all day.

>> No.1848237

>>1837964
If you wash them well after it's honestly cleaner than even using tissues, especially with a bidet.

>> No.1848648

>>1846023
How dare you insult the great one like that, half-breed Hamilton cuck.

>> No.1848742

>>1838827
No

>> No.1848980

not a bad idea, but would be nice to have bidet

>> No.1849025
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1849025

Imagine not having a BRAP chamber

>> No.1849034

ITT: Sims

>> No.1849281

I’m fucking dead. This board is 10x better than /b

>> No.1849318

>>1837933
Where does the dirty water go?

>> No.1849321

>>1845814
True, Unless you were really rich you would use the sponge on a stick.
Rag pickings ended up in the fields or as floor goverings (Much later they were used in paper)
Its the Med so sponges are common and extremely cheap.
Splash your ass with water then finish off with the sponge.
Throw it away when you're done. Pay the toilet slave for another sponge when its shitty.

Outside of the Med, moss is a good alternative
Or if its the desert just use your hand and wash the poop off. It's interesting how this translates into handshakeing culture.

>> No.1849401

>>1849025
What purpose do the glass walls and the door serve?

>> No.1849526

cunt queen of lockdown

>> No.1850819

hmm

>> No.1850903

>>1827773
go into the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, smells like shit.

>> No.1851016

>>1850903
yeah, duh, you're making coffee

>> No.1852826

This thread deserves to live.

>> No.1853017

bamp

>> No.1853029
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1853029

These fucking threads fuel my nightmares.
I wish i was kidding

>> No.1853031

>>1853029
/o/ here, I recognise that awful awful car

>> No.1853032

>>1849401
I already said, it's a BRAP chamber

>> No.1853173

>>1838827

This isn't terrible honestly. It closes the kitchen up while maximizing counter space and doesn't take up extra space on the wall.

Winning everywhere.

>> No.1853287

>>1851016
lol

>> No.1853360

>>1827773
This pic showed up before, the poster said his dad installed it because the only toilet was upstairs in the house. He was either old or just sick of going upstairs. IIRC, there was another pic from a different angle. The dude sounded like he really had to put up with it, so maybe legit.
I forget where he said it was exactly, but the outlet and the bird artwork suggest Eastern Euro, Hungary maybe.

>> No.1853729

>>1853031
What's bad about it? Seems to have bigger windows and smaller sniffer than most modern cars you guys always complain about.

>> No.1853732

>>1853729
It was a car designed by women for women.
It had features such as no hood or way to access the engine without tearing the whole front end apart because engines are icky, and no caps on things like the fuel tank, because "female drivers considered caps to be a major nuisance"

>> No.1853851

>>1838827
Oh, I think I saw this house for sale. Never change, Texas.

>> No.1854338

>>1827773
>poop particles
ty, but no ty

>> No.1854454

>>1849025
Why is the roll holder so far away?

>> No.1855254

peak europe

>> No.1855992

Anybody mess with any of these appliances in their bathroom/kitchen?

>> No.1855993

>>1855992
fuck, forgot link

https://bigchill.com/us/collections/retro.html

>> No.1857370

>>1855992
>>1855993
5 grand for a fucking oven?
take your shilling elsewhere nigger

>> No.1857429

>>1855992
>>1855993
Let me guess you do/don't but you dream of ?

>>1857370
jews you say?
and yea lol for that price just buy something useful like a used car or drugs

>> No.1857636

>>1855992
>>1855993
If I'm paying that much I'm getting Miele, Wolf, or Viking

>> No.1858340

>no bidet

>> No.1858345

>>1827796
So he can bake cookies, make tea, and take a dump without getting up. Very efficient. It's the cutting edge of fat fuck technology.

>> No.1858347

>>1855993

Holy sweet dying fuck those are ugly

>> No.1858349

>>1837666
Just use a cutting tool to remove your prefrontal cortex, assuming it has developed. Then proceed to youtube

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>>1831114
>I just wanna piss in an arc to the toilet while taking a comfy bath while flipping pancakes

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>>1846023

>> No.1858554

>>1838827
why do all american homes look the same?
also why the enormous fridges?

>> No.1858556

>>1843662
>not being in control of your sphincter
pathetic

>> No.1858599

>>1855993
>retro convection cooktop
Kektop

>> No.1859007

>>1858554
because americans can actually afford food

>> No.1860711

>>1859007
... by using credit

>> No.1860734

>>1860711
> imagine having to take a credit to survive.
the absolute state of mutts.

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>>1827773
>it conceals under the counter and everything
You absolute, fukking madman.

>> No.1860890

>>1839309
>>1845814
so whats to say they didnt have reusable cloths for wiping their ass? people make the mistake of thinking ancients were retarded and primitive, which they were not. im sure they were smart enough to recognize poop is gross, and had a way to clean themselves and wash the rag and get it actually clean.

>> No.1860896

>>1839432
because it is

>> No.1860897

>>1849025
ive always wanted a bathroom thats all just a big tile area with a drain in the middle and water goes everywhere

>> No.1860917

>>1860897
like japan or a handicapped bathroom?

>> No.1860921

>>1827773
doesnt use the sink like every man here

>> No.1860923

>>1860917
yes kind of like japan. but more like the whole bathroom is a giant bathtub with windows and shit and i can just go in there and chill and not worry about getting water everywhere

>> No.1860925

>>1860923
Ah yeah
My wife and I have talked about wanting one like that as well. Hose down a dirty kid without worrying about much.
Maybe when we remodel

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>>1860925
do it bro. would be max comfy

>> No.1860930

>>1860923
>>1860925
Its called a wetroom , needs good sub base construction

>> No.1861165

>>1830026
Ah yes, the city of St. Louis, Conneticut

>> No.1862491

>>1861165
St. Louis, Connecticut, Germany

>> No.1862501

>>1827816
dont ever change

>> No.1862820

>>1853360
>the only toilet was upstairs in the house. He was either old or just sick of going upstairs.
Having been on medication that basically melted all of my tendons, and living in an apartment that has the bedroom upstairs and the only bathroom downstairs, I can understand this.

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>>1837950
improved

>> No.1862856

>>1839306
Apparently people do not clean their can openers

>> No.1862890

>>1828623
not Jews

>> No.1862902

>>1862890
jews arent people

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1862967

>he doesn't have custom tile in his bathroom

>> No.1862968

>>1862902
That was not specified in the comment, now quit it with the anti-Semitism

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>>1860711
>>1860734
I'm sorry, but what?

>> No.1862985

>>1862981
just more eurocope, they know they're irrelevant on the world stage

>> No.1862997

>>1862967
>soaking and relaxing right besides the poop funnel
Who the fuck designs bathrooms like this?

>> No.1863018

>>1828048
kek'd

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>>1862967
>implying

>> No.1863815

>>1862967
>THE
>TU8
What?

>> No.1863843

>>1863815

>Obvious bait is obvious.

>> No.1863969

>>1834035
>10 min
do Americans really?

>> No.1863970

>>1863131
kek is this meant to be a finnish nazi?

>> No.1864128

>>1863131
>>1863970
The most interesting thing about this is that apparently a tile with the finnish coat of arms on it is sold

>> No.1864309

>>1862967
>Ben Garrison bathtub

>> No.1864411

>>1828470
Based

>> No.1864418

>>1839345
now thats what i call a W.C.

>> No.1864950
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Imagine all the feces on your food.
Delicious

>> No.1864959

>>1837773
Nice cracked toilet

>> No.1864960

>>1858554
>why do all american homes look the same?
It's called fashion, honey.

>> No.1864962

>>1854454
>Why is the roll holder so far away?
t. manlet

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>>1849401
You've never had explosive diarrhea?

>> No.1864972

>>1839309
I mean it's not that crazy. Some rural people have used corn cobs (minus the corn) to wipe their ass with. Toilet paper isn't really that effective for a few different reasons, and it's not very clean to use just toilet paper. It's dry and it doesn't have a very effective shape for the job. You need to combine their use with wet wipes, a bidet, a wet rag, or taking a shower immediately after shitting. If you had the means to properly handle and clean a used instrument like a sponge or a rag, and you had no access to running water for a shower or bidet, it would be far more hygienic than only using toilet paper.

>> No.1865665

>>1837933
i like that they includes a slot for the dong would be the answer for >>1863913

>> No.1866134

what, no urinal?

>> No.1866425

>>1864963
yes, but before I got to open the secret w.c. device, my pants were already a perfect map of India

>> No.1867073

>>1863815
stupid

>> No.1867078

>>1853360
>>1862820
yeah my mom hurt her leg and while she was going through physical therapy she stayed with my aunt and uncle, ours was a three bedroom house but one bathroom was upstairs and one was downstairs, the entry level was just kitchen and livingroom.

>> No.1867090

>>1863131
>"co-belligerents"
yeah right

>> No.1867154

>>1860711
Food is extremely cheap here, even an American can afford to overeat without a loan

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>>1839294
>His bathroom doesn't have a spillway

>> No.1867162

>>1853729
A couple of good ideas like ball valves instead of caps hamstrung by every single service requiring a trip to the dealer because the whole car is sealed.
Supposedly designed for women, but I'm pretty sure it was the design team having a giggle

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>>1828048
>>1828022
Do amerikeks really?

>> No.1867216

>>1839307
Fellow Chad with a garbage disposal in their shower/tub drain for turd removal.
Max comfy. I only use my toilet once or twice a week now.

>> No.1867218

>>1841121
>He doesn't shit standing on the rim.
NGMI

>> No.1867794

>>1858554
I live in the US and I think, based on how things are here and the family i lived with in Spain/friends in Europe, I think people in Europe on average go to the grocery store more frequently. We go maybe once every week or two and will have all the food for a family of 4-5 for that amount of time or longer. Especially with a lot of frozen foods, the freezer space in those big boys fills up quick. This is just anecdotal though.

>> No.1868060

>>1827773
This is illegal here. (Danmark)

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>> No.1869105

>>1837758
x number of bacteria on something vs. hundreds of thousands of microparticles of feces flung into the air is not an argument bro.

x number of microbes existing on something does not make it "clean" or "dirty" to begin with.

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1869108

heres one from my recent home search

Who wouldn't want a jacuzzi and weird gas fireplace thing in their MASTER BEDROOM

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>>1838827
>>1839109

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Anon likes to keep his kitchen and toilet separate

>> No.1869284

>>1869210
At least OP's is clean.

>> No.1869538

>>1869089
this is the finest solution for a solo man living alone in the loneliness

>> No.1869567

>>1869087
Very resourceful carp pond. Clever when you need to clean yourself, but fish stay in separate area and stay fresh. *squats*

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>>1838827
what the fuck?

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>> No.1869658

>>1869088
sauna or toilet?

>> No.1869694

>>1864309
underrated

>> No.1869704

>>1869658
yes

>> No.1870108

>>1827796
for when the jew tries to escape through the window

>> No.1870680

>>1869210
europe

>> No.1870694

>>1830033
Holy fuck this is worse than a motorhome, how does this pass code?!

>> No.1870836

>>1867154
Food products, you mean

>> No.1870837

>>1849318
the peasants got to have water to drink, right?

>> No.1870849

>>1845467
Underrated

>> No.1872830

can i get a shower in my kitchen

>> No.1872837

>>1870694
>how does this pass code?!

built decades ago

>> No.1873360

>>1837758
>Pretty sure toilets have been tested and found to be far cleaner than the average kitchen sponge and can opener.
What compels people to say shit like this? Oh, toilets have been tested huh? Tested how? Visually? Did some faggot put on a lab coat and lick a few toilets and sponges? A can opener too?

What, was there a study? You read a study somewhere? Or did you just see a heavily artifacted jpg on facebook and decided "wow they really tested those toilets somethin' fierce". You're not even going to bother posting a link to a study? What the fuck is the matter with you? Die.

>> No.1873377

>>1873360
Supposedly they tested the toilet seats for bacteria.

>> No.1873717

>>1837738
Lmao

>> No.1875581

i need new toilets, what are some good brands

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>>1828497
I might have some idea

>> No.1877140

>>1875581
toto

>> No.1877737

>>1877140
+1 for Toto

>> No.1877753

>>1827773
whats that for? that for when your crepes give you explosive diarrhea? yea you need to use better eggs not the eggs your not sure of if they are still ok or not

>> No.1877785

>>1873360
Scientists lernt 'bout them thangs.

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>>1846023

>> No.1877926

>>1849401
shat containment breach

>> No.1877927

>>1849281
every board is better then b, including lgbt.

>> No.1878002

>>1839304
How long are your legs anon?

>> No.1878438

>>1873717
LMao

>> No.1878449

>>1869087
>the extremely shallow cupboard.

>> No.1878485

>>1869087
> how would you rather die, anon?
> well, ...

>> No.1878488

>>1839345
Imagine taking shit in dark closed wardrobe

>> No.1878491

>>1869087
>20200720_231233.jpg

>> No.1878580

>>1845837
aka your ass

>> No.1878889

>>1878580
Wiplinger 2012

>> No.1878946

>>1849025
should have put wooden door instead

>> No.1879055

>>1867216

Nice, bet you dont even need septic either

>> No.1879056

>>1849025

https://youtu.be/fCzk4Ua48A0

>> No.1879061

>>1862826

Imagine the smell

>> No.1879294

>>1869089
>That chair directed at the toilet for when you need to have a shit but also want to continue the conversation

>> No.1880692

>>1838827
Wha

>> No.1881181

good thread

>> No.1881379

>>1830033
do you have a link for it? i'm in STL and would love to see this in person

>> No.1881387

Well who doesn't love the lingering smell of shit as you prepare a meal?

>> No.1881782

>>1827773
It's called a sink op

>> No.1882642

This thread just won't die.

>> No.1882943

what, no bidet?

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>>1829672

>> No.1883070

>>1845828
lol

>> No.1883351

>>1869087
Good enough if you were to wall up that part between stairs

>> No.1884010

what are some other architecture hacks like this?

>> No.1884058

>>1849025
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. Much like anyone who uses the BRAP chamber directly after me

>> No.1884732

>>1884010
floor fridges

>> No.1885181

>>1884732
What

>> No.1885194

>>1885181
it's a fridge in the floor. you open a hatch and theres your fridge, in the ground

it used to be common when instead of a fridge you just had a cold pit in the ground, and is still common on smaller ships where space is at such a premium a normal fridge wont fit

>> No.1885195

>>1885194
Interesting

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>>1838827

>> No.1886443

>>1862967
>hes not labeling important places in your home

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>>1839114
In the middle of the first century Seneca reported that a Germanic gladiator had committed suicide with a sponge on a stick. The Germanic gladiator hid himself in the latrine of an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick into his gullet and choked to death.[7]

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>>1849025

>> No.1886493

>>1862997
......you realize almost every bathroom has the toilet next to the tub right

like, almost every bathroom, in the world

>> No.1886507

>>1828022

My code book says "15 in. min side clearance from center to side wall, vanity, or adjacent fixtures".

So, you have to measure from the center of the drain. It looks a little close on the left, but it might still be ok. 15 inches isn't much.

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My toilet and bathroom in apartment at downtown Tokyo suburb.

>Not having your bathroom confined in a waterproofed chamber and separated from toilet.

>> No.1887178

>>1886843
comfy

>> No.1887179

Imagine the smell tho

>> No.1887184

>>1862856
why would i clean my can opener when it's already rusted to shit

>> No.1887187

>>1862826
is - is she shitting on her coat tails?

>> No.1888653

>>1887187
Imagine the smell as you walk behind her and witness her shit crusted coattails in the wind. Knowing that this shit was inside of this woman's intestinal tract and she had to push it out of her sexy shit hole for it to smear her coat. What a woman

>> No.1890435

>>1887179
thats what exhaust hoods are for

>> No.1891367

i want a vacuum toilet

>> No.1892595

>>1837773
>can I use your toilet?
>sure, it's on the first-and-a-half floor, on the right

>> No.1892602

>>1839278
Clearly, it's a sink

>> No.1892612

>>1853732
>>1853029
It looks like there are also no doors, so you have to disassemble the thing and reassemble with the driver and passengers inside.

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>>1863131
bathroom? more like basedroom, am i rite!?

>> No.1892729

>>1849025
You can just tell the wife had that built for the husband

>> No.1892742

>>1891367
>getting your poop sucked out
Huh.

>> No.1892914

>>1830026
>PC tower on kitchen counter
>monitor on top of toilet
>keyboard resting on toilet seat, waterproofed inside a jumbo clear plastic pencil case
>relax in the bath as the tendies cook in the oven
>reach over and pull them out, leave them resting on the open oven door
>eat them while still in the bath
>ketchup next to the shampoo
>toilet inches away from you
>piss in the bathwater anyway so you don't have to get up

>> No.1892982

>>1892914
>>1862491
>>1839278
These are the quality posts I come here for.

>> No.1892985

>>1892914
Why don't you just live in a giant pot where you eat, shit, and sleep all at the same time? A triple point state of being.

>> No.1893040

>>1892985
Do you eat yourself or do you eat your shit in this nightmare?

>> No.1895397

where is the tank?

>> No.1895403

>>1893040
Dunno mate but you gotta shit yourself at some point, in both contexts.

>> No.1895873

>>1827773
This is a giant lurch backwards for civilization.

Even chimpanzees don't shit where they eat.

>> No.1896988

>>1895397
what the fuck

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>he doesn't have a secret toilet in his room

>> No.1897172

>>1896991
>he doesn't have a secret room in his toilet

>> No.1897292

>>1845814
old pasta

>> No.1898555

is there a way to actually do this while keeping it sanitary?

>> No.1898561

>>1833270
>5 months later
Anon.... christmas 2019 was 8 months ago.... WAKE UP ANON

>> No.1898566

>>1849281
me too, this and /ck/ are 100% the funniest boards

>> No.1898649

>>1849281
>>1898566
its because /ck/ and /diy/ are boards about doing something, producing something (other than cum)
all the other boards are shit because they're consumer boards

>> No.1898694

>>1878946
Based

>> No.1898723

>>1862967
>live
>laugh
>love
>shit

>> No.1898783

>>1869088
Bades!
Need to love sauna

>> No.1898786

>>1896991
What’s wrong with the wall in lo?

>> No.1898810

>>1898561
This thread has been up for over 3 months. It's you who needs to wake up.

>> No.1898816

>>1898810
Damn i don't think I've ever seen another thread kept up for so long.

>> No.1898822

>>1839278
Ah, I see you found my tile guy. Why is they always make a little hill around the drain? Does it need to be in a defensible position?

>> No.1898823

>>1864418
Underrated

>> No.1898844

>>1867159
This makes me so anxious. Imagine you're walking towards the hole for some reason. And you slip, and there's no way to stop yourself from tumbling into the hole. Why the fuck did they build it this way? Why can't it be a perpendicular shaft? What if you go there with a boat when there's more water, but not enough to cover the whole and the boat will go down the hole, or the flow is high enough to suck in the boat?
Fuck whoever designed this.

>> No.1899059

>>1898844
Just don't walk towards it duh

>> No.1899510

>>1898822
probably because the plumber and tiler don't know how to cut a pipe flush or use a flange

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>>1864309
top fucking kek

>> No.1900395

lol

>> No.1900582

>>1827773
The jews fear the indoor shitter

>> No.1900588

>>1828497
No such thing. Im from aus and never kitchen shit

>> No.1900617

>>1877812
Dunce

>> No.1900633

>>1900588
you must be from alice springs or something
here in cosmopolitan melbourne we all have shit-in kitchens

>> No.1900690

>>1900633
shut up poof

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>>1862826

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>>1898844
These also make me incredibly anxious as well, anon. I feel you.